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 So the title of my blog post made me sound very Gay! Oh well, I will get over it.

 So my wife tells me that Paul McCartney's ex-wife is going to be on Dancing with the Stars. I begin to laugh uncontrolably. For those of you who do not know, his ex-wife has one leg. How the hell is she going to ballroom dance? My wife watches the show religiously and I am guilty of seeing it. That shit looks tough. I can't wait for her to do the tango and her plastic leg falls off and just stands there in the middle of the dance floor. That is going to be great. About the only dance I could see her getting away with is "If I only had a heart" sequence from Wizard of Oz. (You know where the Tin Man comes alive). Some might say I was in sensitive,NO, I just don't see her getting very far on the show. I mean, how would you feel if you lost to her on the show. Losing a dance contest to a one legged woman is not something I would like to own up to. I can't dance, but with the type of training they get, if someone can't beat her, they are truly pathetic.

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 So now pictures and stories have surfaced all over the main stream media, showing Brittney Spears exiting Paris Hilton's car while wearing no underwear. If some people might recall Paris herself was caught exiting her vehicle about 3 years ago, also while going commando, as was her long time freind Nicole Richie. So does Paris have a no Panty rule in her car? If you are going to ride shot gun must you do so with a draft? It has to be only Paris's car. You do not see that type of thing out of Nicki.

 I will fess up I have seen the pictures. What kind of straight guy wouldn't care to see them? But this is not about me. I say if it is good enough for celebs, why aren't we doing it? I know why, my wife would probably tell me to go to hell if I told her she can no longer enter our vehicles while wearing underwear. Such is married life.