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Tuesday, June 09, 2009
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Current mood:  excited
Now available for free: TQF29, seven stories high. Douglas Thompson takes the lead, with the eerie and poetic "Madame Mortadore & the Clouds". "Foundling" by Nick Sansone follows a painter through a troubled life foretold. "Imaginary Prisons" by David Tallerman also has a good deal to say on the subject of prophecies. John Hall delivers the last of his forgotten stories to our horror section, "The Feaster from the Stars". (Its final image is unforgettable.) John Greenwood then lets us have it three times in the third eye, as Newton Braddell continues to wend his hopeless way across the world. The review section contains the usual batch from me, as well as ones by John Greenwood, Rafe McGregor and Steve Redwood, who consider Morpheus Tales #3, a Hound of the Baskervilles graphic novel, and Midnight Street #12 respectively.
As usual, you can download it from our website as a free pdf (click here), buy it as a paperback book from Lulu (click here), or grab it in a variety of ebook formats from Feedbooks (click here).
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Friday, April 24, 2009
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Current mood:  accomplished
Category: Writing and Poetry
The latest an issue has been for ages! But at last Theaker's Quarterly Fiction 28 is available. You can grab it from our website as a free pdf, or buy it as a paperback book from Lulu. It's also available from Feedbooks in lots of different ebook formats. This is one of our most interesting and varied issues yet. It starts in the best possible way with "Quadrant Five" – a bunch of people on a spaceship going who knows where. That's followed by the next riveting instalment of Newton Braddell and a short-short from Josie Gowler, "Soldier", before things get rather literary with the double-barrelled strangeness of "Breaking Out of Sleep" and "Anatomy of a Wounded House", from Barry Pomeroy and Douglas Thompson respectively. Then John Hall wonders whether you dare descend "The Stairs in the Crypt", and Jason Hinchcliffe tells the saga of the "Bloodbegotten". I round out the issue with a bunch of my famously perspicacious reviews – find out what have I decreed to be "well-written", "brilliant" and "superb" this time around…
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Wednesday, December 17, 2008
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Category: Writing and Poetry
TQF26 is now out...
This issue of Theaker's Quarterly Fiction has one of our best ever covers, courtesy of the marvellous John Shanks. It shows the three kings doing battle with a demon on their way to Bethlehem... Eric Lowther tells this seasonal story in "We Three Kings".
In the last of our series of stories by Richard K. Lyon & Andrew J. Offutt, Tiana pays a visit to the "Inn of the White Cat". In John Greenwood's series that never ends, Newton Braddell researches "The Cruellest Month". And then John Hall tells the chilling story of "The Burrower Beneath". In the last quarter of the issue we have reviews of the latest from PS Publishing, among others. It's a rather shorter issue than usual (we had to hold some material over to next time), but it's a very nice one.
The editorial is a bit rubbish – I'm still working through my feelings about losing at NaNoWriMo – but if you skip that bit you'll have a great time with Theaker's Quarterly Fiction 26 (see www.silveragebooks.com).
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Tuesday, August 05, 2008
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Current mood:  pleased
Category: Writing and Poetry
In theory this is our festival special – hence the fancy pants cover – but I have to admit that we didn't carry the theme through into the issue. We have to designate two issues a year as specials, or the International Board of Titular Relevance would force us to change our name to Theaker's Bi-Monthly Fiction. All the illustrations in this issue are by my marvellous four-year-old daughter, who filled in for me at the last minute. Saved a lot of time, too - I'd have spent the whole day on these, but she knocked off half a dozen in as many minutes. There's a great piece in McSweeney's 13 by Lynda Barry about how said it is that the ability to draw like that is knocked out of us by the question: does it suck? If there's one thing that keeps TQF going, it's my refusal to listen to that question! Most of this issue goes to the latest of Howard Phillips' novels in the Saturation Point Saga, The Day the Moon Wept Blood. Literary terrorists seize control of all methods of literary production in the UK, and only one man can stop them: Terrance Dicks! Not really, it's Howard himself: he's the hero of all his own novels, but Terrance's influence can be felt throughout the novel. I've done another big editorial for this issue, which gets stuck in the mulch of the William Sanders scandal, and we have the latest Tiana story from Lyon and Offutt, and another Newton Braddell episode from John Greenwood. Aaron Polson is our one new contributor, with a creepy story of desperate people and their desperate toys, and the desperate ploys of those desperate toys. There are more reviews than ever before – including a handful from marvellous Rafe McGregor – and the one other thing left to mention is the return of our news page, now with actual news! See the amazing colossal 75,000-word Theaker's Quarterly Fiction 24.
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Monday, June 02, 2008
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Category: Writing and Poetry
The new issue of TQF has an enormous (by our standards) review section, lots of great stories, and a terrifyingly long and self-justificatory rant from the editor! - Editors, Writers and Money: in Defence of Amateurs by Stephen Theaker
- The Orphans of Time by Wayne Summers (who also provides cover and interior artwork)
- Newton Braddell and His Inconclusive Researches into the Unknown: At the Mountains of Madness by John Greenwood
- Devil on My Stomach: a Tale of Tiana's World by Richard K Lyon & Andrew J Offutt
- When a Baby Laughs by Anna M Lowther
- Shaggai by John Hall
- Reviews galore
See Theaker's Quarterly Fiction 23.
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Thursday, April 03, 2008
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Current mood:  jolly
Category: Writing and Poetry
Issue twenty-two of Theaker’s Quarterly Fiction is one of our best yet (I know, I say that every time). From Mike Schultheiss we have "Darwin’s Corridor", a rousing tale of action, colonialism, love, anthropology and philosophy on a far-off planet. Though I’ve enjoyed everything I’ve published in this magazine, this one probably comes closest so far to being exactly the kind of thing we’re looking to publish - thematically rich but pulpily adventuresome. Then we have "The Spirits of ’26", by Robert Laughlin, a Silverberg-esque story of ambition, dedication and calamity. Sam Leng returns to our pages with "A Matter of Taste", another short, sharp tap on the shoulder, and Richard K Lyon and Andrew J Offut supply another in their series of Tiana adventures. John Greenwood describes the next events in the unfortunate life of Newton Braddell, researcher unextraordinary, and I round out the issue with a bunch of short reviews. Regards, Stephen
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Sunday, February 03, 2008
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Current mood:  voluminous
Category: Writing and Poetry
TQF21 is now available - as usual you can download it from us here or buy a print copy from Lulu. I'm sorry about the cover painting - it isn't very good, but I had a great deal of fun painting it! (Digitally, of course - I wouldn't want to get my hands all mucky with real paint.) The real fun, though, comes with this issue's two lengthy stories: John Greenwood delivers the second half of a novel, The Hatchling, and Wayne Summers brings us the entirety of "The Exile from Naktah", a terrifying tale of a dark castle and its dark, dark lord! At the end of the issue I bring my powerful critical faculties to bear on my favourite game of January, Mass Effect – the game that forced me into asking my significant other to implement the parental timer on the Xbox 360...
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Saturday, December 29, 2007
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Current mood:  relaxed
Category: Writing and Poetry
In the twentieth issue of Theaker's Quarterly Fiction we present the very substantial horror of "The Hatchling: Post-Natal Paranoia" by John Greenwood. Cultists, monsters and secret government ministries - what else do you need? "Contrarieties" by Bruce Hesselbach continues his charming series of Tales of Yxning. The issue is rounded out by the final part of After All, by Michael Wyndham Thomas. There's also a bit of apologising from me about the poor quality service I'm providing as a book reviewer. It isn't quite half the length of the previous issue, but it is a little bit shorter. See TQF20.
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Monday, October 08, 2007
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Current mood:  relieved
Category: Writing and Poetry
A few days late, but it's finally here! There's lots of great stuff in this issue, and it's all divided up into neat little sections so you can head straight for the stuff that interests you most! First there's a dash of horror, to reflect the fact that it's a Halloween special: Pumpkin Jack, by Laura Bickle, and The Walled Garden by Wayne Summers. Then there's lots and lots of fantasy: Rural Legend by Eric R Lowther, The Iron Mercenary: A Tale of Tiana, by Richard K Lyon & Andrew J Offutt, When the Sun and the Moon Did Not Shine, by Sam Leng, The Remarkable Life of Yren Higbe by Bruce Hesselbach, and the fifth instalment of After All, by Michael Wyndham Thomas. Then we have a bit of science fiction: The Broadest Divide by David McGillveray, and Newton Braddell: a Detour by John Greenwood. And though it didn't fit anywhere else, there's also a bit of bizarro from Dan Kopcow, Who Picked the Pope's Nose? Finally there's a review of Zencore!, or as much of one as I could do, having lost the book a couple of weeks ago. Another great issue of TQF! Read yourself some Theaker's Quarterly Fiction 19! This was one heck of a tough one to get finished, so expect the next issue to be half the size! I think I definitely bit off more than I could chew with this issue, but I think it was worth it, because this is one of our most varied and readable issues yet.
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Sunday, August 05, 2007
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Current mood:  cheerful
As I say in the editorial for this issue, the rock just won't stop! This issue of the munificent and magnificent TQF contains the following stories: "Ananke", by Jeff Crook (fantasy in the high style); "Winter's Warm Blood" by Mark E Deloy (horror with a feminine side); "Live to Be Hunted" by Sean & Craig Davis (100% masculine); "Glimmerick", by Michael McNichols (featuring the magical tree of god!); "La Tierra de la Sangre", by Benjamin Spurduto (pirate-crazy); "The Tragical History of Weebly Pumrod, Witch Hunter", by Bruce Hesselbach (the world of Yxning); "After All", by Michael Wyndham Thomas (antepenultimate engagement); more Newton Braddell by John Greenwood; and reviews of the Transformers movie and Apex 10! Theaker's Quarterly Fiction 18 – it's longer than 17, and contains nothing by Howard Phillips – you can't lose! It's always really nice to get a new issue out. It gives me a great sense of achievement, and it's very exciting. The joy of creating art! It's like having a new and infinitely cute little baby to coo over every two months. And it's amazing that all these authors trust me with their own offspring! It seems like a huge responsibility, but not one of those reponsibilities that weighs you down. It's more like a seatbelt that keeps me strapped in as this TQF rocket hurtles on! Well, it's late, and I should get some sleep. All these exclamations can wear a fellow out! Goodnight!
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