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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 100
Sign: Sagittarius

City: Boston
State: Massachusetts
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/10/2004

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Monday, June 22, 2009 

Current mood:  awake
Hi. I know, it's been a while. But this isn't going to be very long.

I've continued to be rather busy with work and life and stuff. Things haven't been easy.

Since my last entry, about the whole lawyer thing . . . well, no lawyer. The credit card lawyer people have managed to take their money right out of my bi-weekly paycheck, which means that, now, I'm in arrears with all the storage space people. I'm thinking I might have to call the Moms up and get her financial aid on that front.

I'm still mostly on Facebook--not every day, but most days. And as networking sites go, it's been really helpful, reconnecting with lots and lots (and lots) of people I haven't seen in yoinks. And staying connected, in a few cases, with people I wished I hadn't ever lost touch with in the first place.

The problem with MySpace is . . . well, the main problem has nothing to do with MySpace. It's the Post Office: their computers are all set to block MySpace completely, while Facebook is still okay, for whatever reason. Also, logging here today for the first time in six months (!), I have accepted all friend requests here, regardless of who or what or how you sound. And I suppose I will continue to do so, just out of . . . oh, I don't know.

If you're curious about my Facebook page, I have it set to "open," and I have a direct URL now:

http://www.facebook.com/jamesawu

Technically, I'm supposed to be working today, but I took annual leave for a trip that fell through, so here I am. Summer here in New England has arrived as a cold and rainy series of days that will apparently end some time this fall.

Yesterday I saw a Pixar film in the theaters for the first time since 2004 (the week George W. Bush was elected for the second time to job he didn't earn the first time, but let's not go there). I saw Up in 3D, and paid handsomely for the privilege, but it was entirely worthwhile, and if you have the time and the funds, I strongly recommend a similar course of action. Also, if you stay through the credits (which is much easier to do when you go to the movies by yourself), there's a swell old-fashioned ditty that fits right in with everything else in the film.

I would like to end this note by quoting the late Heath Ledger, in one of his final movie roles, as the villainous Joker: "Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"
Currently listening:
Monsieur Gainsbourg: Revisited
By Various Artists
Release date: 2006-08-01
Monday, December 29, 2008 

Current mood:downright ornery
I just decided to link this blog to my Facebook page, as I now seem to be addicted to Facebook.  Also, I can access Facebook from computers in my office, while MySpace is verboten.  Additionally, Facebook is a lot friendlier to extremely old laptops with keys coming off and dial-up connections--MySpace, not so much.  However, since I have no intention of "reposting" this blog on another site, or starting a new blog elsewhere, you're stuck with me here.

(Incidentally, it took about twenty minutes for me to type those last few sentences--which is pretty much what I'm talking about.)

I decided to open one of those subpoena type things the collection firm has been sticking to my door, and realized that I now have to hire a lawyer--God only knows how I will pay said lawyer, as I don't even have the money to turn my gas back on, but I asked my super-nice boss (the one who gave me the Ford Explorer I haven't driven in eight months that's sitting in the driveway and costing me even more money in driveway rent and insurance--which said insurance charge bounced earlier this month) for a referral, since I suppose most adults have lawyers, or friends who are lawyers, because lawyers are just people you need to have around when you're an adult, and since I just turned a hundred . . .

By the way, I am one of those people who know that the idiots who wear the t-shirts with the Shakespeare quote, "First let's kill all the lawyers," are idiots precisely because in the context of the play that's taken from (Henry VI), the lawyers are the first line of the country's defense, and Dick the Butcher (who says the line) is trying to topple the government.  Any basic google search with "kill," "lawyers," and "Shakespeare" will explain this to you more fully.

Because I guess the next logical step for the collection people is to garner my wages, only if they garner my wages any more than the rental storage people already do, I'm going to be living in a cardboard box.  So what are you guys waiting for?!  Buy my lousy crap already!!

One last thing: I said I would stop "friending" people here on MySpace I don't listen to or actually know, but that apparently isn't happening, so friend away, unless, you know, I hate your freakin' guts.  That's right, Jonas Brothers: I'm looking at you--or rather, I'm not.  (Taylor Swift, on the other hand . . . )
Currently reading:
Pravda: A Novel
By Edward Docx
Monday, December 08, 2008 

Current mood:  aggravated
Did I say I was going to update this twice a month? Hahaha. That was BEFORE fall started here in lovely Boston town, where the students are clicking away on the internet, and packages are flying around constantly.

Right, so there was much I was going to write, and many things I was going to say, but I've more or less forgotten everything. Except for one thing: everyone who reads this stupid blog of mine always asks me how I can complain about always working, and yet also perpetually gripe about being broke all the time. The two things aren't compatible are they?

Well: the simple answer is yes, they are. For example, I currently have no heat. I couldn't pay my gas bill. I have outstanding credit card debt that went into litigation. I am supposed to appear in court, but I haven't opened the subpoena, so I don't know when (I may have missed it). The IRS claims I owe them money, but upon further investigation, I learned that the credit card bastards reported to the IRS that my debt was "forgiven" when it was in fact sold to the litigators who want me in court. (Isn't that double jeopardy?)

I owe several people who have the misfortune of being my friends thousands upon thousands of dollars, with currently no way to pay any of them back.

And where is all the money going, you may ask? Well, rent, for . . . actually, just rent. In addition to the roof I'm paying for over my head, there's the storage space fees I'm accruing from constantly moving over the last few years. I'm not someone who can afford to move as much as I have.

On top of which, this job of mine is utterly and totally exhausting. It takes up pretty much all of my waking hours. So I have very little energy left to myself at the end of the day. So it's hard for me to do simple things, like cook or clean.

Which is why no one gets to see my apartment.

On top of THAT, there are family problems I won't bore you with here--serious life-and-death, permanent closure, complicated and super-high stress family problems that occupy much of my frontal lobe. Plus, work really really sucks. All right, so I'm not working seven days a week like I was last year, but I also don't have much in the way of free time. I certainly can't go anywhere for any period of time. I can't afford it, and I don't have the time.

I have honestly forgotten the meaning of the word "vacation."

So. That's pretty much all I logged in to say here. I'll keep this "blog" open, but given how little I've done with it in recent months, I would more than understand losing my readership. But hey, you guys aren't paying me to write here. And for right now, I have to concentrate on making the dinero. Just to, you know, eat every day. Which I don't even do, now that I think about it.

Happy holidays.
Currently reading:
Outliers: The Story of Success
By Malcolm Gladwell
Release date: 2008-11-18
Tuesday, September 02, 2008 

Current mood:  working
So I was wrong last week about having a three- or even two-day weekend: I worked this morning, and I'm working tomorrow super-early (I have to BE there at six in the a.m.). On the one hand, as I constantly mention, I need the money and so welcome the overtime. On the other hand . . .

Today was only a half a day, sure, but I still had to get up early, put on the uniform, go out to the station, load up packages, drive the CRV around Boston streets already clogged solid with moving vans and trucks of all shapes, sizes, and conditions, maneuver through sidewalks crammed with trash, various items of furniture and other paraphernalia, and of course clueless new kids and their even more clueless parents, not to mention cab drivers, cops both official and rented, and the usual metropolitan effluvia. Also, most elevators were glutted with sweaty kids maneuvering ungainly pieces of furniture, so I had to use lots of stairs carrying ginormous boxes stuffed with . . . heavy things. In a word: yuck.

I did manage to hang out with my pal The Professor last night, though--he recently bought himself a PS3 and a fairly nice flat-screen TV, so we played a demo of the upcoming Star Wars game (looks amazing) and also Soul Calibur IV. Oh, and he fed me too--I bought the wine (a nice Riesling).

I was also going to write an entry called "Twenty-Five Reasons Why I'm Not Going To My 25th High School Reunion," but I don't really have 25 reasons. Mainly, I can't afford going home, nor the time from work to go home (September is, uh, a little busy for the PO, especially in Boston), nor is there anyone going who I particularly wish to reunite with (at least, no one I'm not already in touch with), and also, for two of the three years I attended my high school, I wasn't even in the original building. We were using trailers parked in a field in a different place altogether from the school.

I'm downloading old BS Reports from Bill Simmons of ESPN.com, who's apparently been on vacation from his column while working on his new book and (I would hope) raising his two kids. I really like that guy, even when I don't have any idea what he's talking about when he talks about television.

I absolutely and wholeheartedly love the show House, which is about to start its fifth season this fall. I will watch it on hulu.com, I hope. But even though the fourth season was truncated by the writers' strike, I still was absolutely riveted by it--I am actually going to watch the whole damned thing again from Season One really really soon. This most recent season used a lot of reality TV tropes, but I did not care. Also, I'm actually a fan of the actress Anne Dudek from waaaay back when she starred in a BBC sitcom called The Book Group (see how everything comes together?), and so was really thrilled to see her in House. She's now in Mad Men, or at least she was fairly prominent in Season One (you do realize I only watch these things on DVD, right?); I await the second season of that show as well.

The Wire ended in the only way it could have, I think--in terms of quality, I put it with the second season, but then, my feeling was that the first four seasons of The Wire each topped the other as they went on, so I guess the fourth season remains my favorite. But then, it really is all just one colossal story, isn't it?

I'm rambling, I know, but I'm surrounded by idiots here at Panera, so I'm more distracted than usual. Plus I'm still downloading Simmons. I look forward to listening to them and burning them to discs for my boss at the PO tonight (Sports Guy fans are legion here in old Beantown).

If you want to find me on Facebook, I'm there: my picture is me blowing bubbles in a park in Albany, NY, and was taken on the Fourth of July.
Currently watching:
House, M.D. - Season Four
Release date: 2008-08-19
Tuesday, August 26, 2008 

Current mood:  crappy
(Your bonus August entry! Enjoy, kids!)

Hello, back at Panera again this evening after working almost a full day downtown. You know, it's not easy being an Asian American postal worker delivering mail in Chinatown who doesn't actually speak Chinese.

Yes, I answered the phone when it rang this morning because honestly, I need the money and so welcomed the work. So it's another six-day week: the best part though is that I'll have at least two days off next week, what with Labor Day and all. Plus, my N/S net week is Tuesday, so if I don't get called in like I did today, I'll have three days off in a row. Sweet. (The odds of that, however, are slim and none, and slim left town.)

I hardly ever do two posts in a row two days in a row, but the reason I'm doing so now is that I basically forgot to mention that, while (as I said a couple posts back) the guy who inadvertently made me revive my MySpace page has up and left, I've done exactly the opposite: I've finally updated my long-dormant Facebook page, and am now accepting you applications for friendship &c. I don't really know why, except that I will mention I used a picture for my Facebook page that was taken by the friend who asked to be my friend on Facebook because she didn't want to have just four or five friends, which would seem lame.

I also have apparently been found by some old friends of mine, what with my being all over the net now. They're e-mailing, asking questions, and so forth. I'm referring them to this blog, but then I forget that the thing is formatted in the traditional "new to old" style of the vast majority of blogs, which means that in order for you, gentle reader, to get a sense of where I am and what's been happening to me recently, you actually have to go backwards through this, or start at the last entry (now a couple of pages in I think) and work your way forward.

I'm reminded of something Laurie Anderson once said, in I think her seminal performance piece, The United States of America (though I could be wrong, it might have been another thing--but I'm positive it was Ms. Anderson), where she said that she liked to start biographies in the middle and then work backwards and forwards from there, because that's how it works in real life: you meet a person in the middle of their story, and then as you get to know them better, you fill in their back story while moving forward with them in time.

While on the subject of things people say about books: I was talking with a good friend about Atlas Shrugged, by Ayn Rand, a massive tome I have had the great misfortune to have read TWICE (another long story I won't bore you with). My feelings about this can best be summarized by the wonderful Dorothy Parker, who in her review said of it, "This is not a novel to be taken lightly--it should be hurled with great force."

I did in fact hurl a book from me once, and that book was Michael Crichton's Rising Sun, and I hurled it when I hit that twenty-page long screed against the Japanese (I may be wrong about the page count, but I'll be damned if I go back to check--actually, I can't, I don't have it any more). It was bloody awful. I ended up finishing the stupid thing when I found out that Philip "Unbearable Lightness of Being" Kaufman was directing the adaptation (which, as we all know now, totally sucked). Still wish I hadn't finished that book or seen that film.

Note to Greg: I haven't finished the Terminator thing, but I can see how you wouldn't like it. However, I always seem to watch shows with Dean Winters in them (Oz, Rescue Me, the various Law & Order series). And I agree with you vis-a-vis Summer Glau. I also like Lena Headey (my favorite is Imagine Me & You). The guy playing John Connor is a total ass, however. But hey, I just saw the episode with Bubbles, from The Wire. That was funny.

Note to Julia: I don't really want to play another puzzle game, I'm just oddly obsessed with the one I'm playing now--but thanks for the suggestion. Oh, and I ought to mention that Utz Potato Chips are plentiful in my neck of the woods. You want I should send you some bags?

Okay, rambling done. Time to head home and take a bath.
Currently reading:
Freaky Deaky
By Elmore Leonard
Release date: 2002-10-01
Monday, August 25, 2008 

Current mood:  geeky
Well, I've been living in the Coolidge Corner area of Brookline for almost a year now, and it's only really been the last few weeks that I've been taking advantage of that fact. For some reason, I've lost my dial-up connection at home, but then I remembered that I still have this Apple laptop from my best friend The Professor, and it's got wireless capability. And I live in Coolidge Corner, where there are several wireless "hot spots" to choose from.

I chose Panera because I like the whole bread and salad aesthetic.

But there's not much to report. There was a brief lull in the heat around the end of July and early August, but the heat has returned, and I'm back to my daily double bathing rituals. I had my three-day N/S weekend last weekend, followed by this past six-day workweek, and now I've got the Sunday/Monday combo (yes, I'm off tomorrow), . . . and my apartment still looks like I just moved in after Hurricane Katrina. But I'm slowly whittling down the enormous piles of laundry I moved with back in October.

Also, I recently dug out my PSP to play this stupid game called "Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords." It's utterly stupid, the music sucks, and I can't put the damned thing down. I am a MO-ron. In addition, I bought it for about fifteen bucks from Best Buy, but I obviously overpaid.

I've slowed way down in my reading, mostly because it's too hot and I have trouble concentrating. Plus I rarely get a seat on the train when I commute in, and I'm just exhausted on the way home.

The Sarah Conner Chronicles is okay--not great, but also not as bad as I feared.
Currently watching:
Terminator - The Sarah Connor Chronicles - The Complete First Season
Release date: 2008-08-19
Sunday, August 10, 2008 

Current mood:  cantankerous
The guy who unintentionally dragged me back into MySpace deleted his profile because people were stalking him.  That's kind of funny and sad at the same time.

Bernie Mac is dead, which I still find difficult to believe--you know, I'm probably in a decided minority here, but I thought Ocean's Twelve was sort of okay, and actually, I liked it slightly better than Ocean's Thirteen (but it goes without saying, even though I'm saying it now, that Ocean's Eleven remains the best--um, I'm talking about the recent films and not the actually quite mediocre original).

My insomnia has returned with a cliched vengeance.

I had been growing my hair out for reasons too obscure to post here, but then I got a very odd haircut, and I'm probably going to go back to shaving my head again very, very soon.  (There will be, I assure you, no pictures.)

I would jot down a few more notes here, but I have to get ready to go to church.
Currently reading:
Herzog (Penguin Classics)
By Saul Bellow
Release date: 2003-02-25
Tuesday, July 22, 2008 

Current mood:  listless
Let's just dive right into the old mailbag, shall we?

Dude, how are you holding up in this heat?

I'm not (see the title of this entry)--I'm practically wilting every day.  Sure, the truck is white instead of dark brown, but it's still entirely made of metal, which is very effective in retaining heat.  I shower in the morning and bathe at night, but it doesn't really help.  Also, most every day I do work is a nine- or ten-hour day, since it's still vacation time for a lot of the guys in the office, so I've got farmer's tan like you wouldn't believe (as I learned, to my dismay, when I went to the beach on Martha's Vineyard last weekend).  Also, just to remind you all that I drive on the right hand side of my vehicle instead of the left, and I have no AC, so I keep the window rolled down and my arm out: that's right, I have a right arm darker than my left, like a scrub!

Moreover, since I'm totally exhausted after each grueling day hauling packages in the withering sunlight, I am too tired to install my air conditioner in my apartment.  Actually, I haven't even taken down the storm windows!  I do have a window in my bathroom that opens out though (unlike my last apartment), so that helps somewhat.  And I recently found my electric fan, which is now whirring beside me.

Speaking of grueling days hauling packages: I realize that you young people have seen the light and are now using the post office instead of moving companies, which is all well and good--honestly, I'm happy for your business--but you guys need to learn how to pack your belongings more effectively and efficiently.  We do have a weight limit, you know (seventy pounds, actually--but anything above forty is really pushing it), and also, try to pack books in sturdier (smaller!!) boxes, or else the box won't hold up well in transit, and you're going to find that you're short a few volumes when you arrive at your new place.

Oh, and also?  Try to be home when I arrive, or I won't be able to leave you your stuff.  Do you honestly think this building is safe? Where are you from . . . oh, wait, never mind.

I saw you eating lunch beside your truck the other day!  Was that Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail '72 you were reading?!

Re-reading for the umpteenth time, and yes, it was.  I know, it's thirty-six years old, and extraordinarily out of whack, but there is also much that is, sadly, still relevant.  It's all part of my ongoing Nixon obsession, which Rick Perlstein recently kicked back into high gear.  (I'm re-reading Nixonland also, but now at a more leisurely pace, since I know how it ends.  Also?  The hardcover is too cumbersome to take with me to work.  That's also the reason it took me a record seven months to read the latest translation of War & Peace.  Um, Tolstoy plays no part in my Nixon obsession, however--let me just be clear about that.)

Lunch was a sandwich from a local business on my route--I used to be renowned in the office for constantly buying my lunches from Subway, but I'm trying to wean myself from that.  It certainly helps that the chain did away with their $3.99 daily lunch special, which was what I usually ate.

As an aside: if it weren't for sandwiches, what the hell would we eat for lunch in the summer?  I mean, I can only do salads every so often, but sandwiches . . .

You are really funny!  Do you want to join our comedy troupe?

You need to write me again because I've lost your e-mail.  Okay, that's not true--I didn't lose your e-mail.  But you still need to write to me again.  Or else, how will I know you're serious?

Come on: who are you dating?

No one you know--certainly no one on MySpace.

Did you get the new Madonna album?

I did, yeah--it's a hell of a lot better than "American Gigolo," or whatever that last one was.  I kind of waited until I was sure that I really liked that single, "4 Minutes," and that I wasn't just being hypnotized by Timbaland, with his little "fiki-fiki"--I swear, I wish I hadn't typed that, because now my brain's looping that song again . . .

OK, I'm confused--you told me back in like March of last year that you were promoted, and wearing a tie and all that, but now you've been talking about driving a truck for months and months now--what gives?!?

Yes, yes, sorry: there's this career track called "204B" (I wish I'd made that up, but I didn't), whereby carriers can try out the whole supervisor thing, and yes, I was 204B for about three weeks in I think late April and early May of 2007, when my immediate supervisor, the one in charge of scheduling, took a three-week trip out to southeast Asia.  So I wore the tie, I did the schedule, I woke up at four in the morning so I could get to the office by five--it was horrible.  But also, I guess I didn't do all that well at it, since every subsequent opportunity in my office has passed me by (including one earlier this month).  So I still drive the truck and hope that eventually I'll be given another chance.

Probably not the wisest thing for me to talk about here though.

Okay--bath time.  I'll try to post again in a week or so; I think it's working out to roughly two updates a month around here, which is about right I think.
Currently reading:
Nobody's Perfect: Writings from The New Yorker
By Anthony Lane
Release date: 2003-09-09
Sunday, July 13, 2008 

Current mood:  exhausted

Hi, all.  Thanks also to whoever runs the Eroica Trio's MySpace page for asking me to be their friend--I would have asked myself if I'd thought of it.  I love those gals.

I'm here with The Professor and a variety of his assorted kin, to get away from the PO for a couple of days.  Especially after the day I had today, I really could use the break.

But even though I was sure I'd never been to the islands before (Martha's Vineyard, Nantucket, et al), I had this weird feeling on the way down that I'd been on the ferry before.  Also, I seemed to recall certain other things, like The Black Dog.  But then, I think a lot of the Cape looks like this too.

This is a link to the conversation I had on the way to the house The Professor rented, where we spoke of The Manchurian Candidate (one of my favorite films).  I distinctly recall, the first time I saw it in the theater, the same sort of deja vu.  The Professor saw it recently for the first time, but his experience was not dissimilar to mine, only the reason for his deja vu was reading a lengthy book about the making of the film.

I'd write more, but I'm sort of being rude by sitting at the computer instead of hanging with the kin.  So I'm stopping here.

More answers to your questions soon though, I promise!

Currently listening:
Modern Guilt
By Beck
Release date: 2008-07-08
Thursday, June 26, 2008 

Current mood:still nauseous--quite nauseous, in fact

Right, so it's 3 am, and instead of sleeping, I'm typing on my old laptop that's falling apart, which by the way also came from The Professor, only six or seven years ago (and it was out of date then)--please don't confuse me with Andy Rooney, but I do think this planned obsolescence thing is getting out of hand.  Why am I not asleep?  Well, let me put it this way: don't go through most of your day not eating, and then think to yourself, hey, you know what would be good right now?  Some fruit.  Bad idea.

Anyhoo: I promise I will return to answering your burning questions (who knew you guys were so curious about the life of a mailman? oops, sorry, letter carrier) in my next entry (whenever I get around to it), but I figured that, since I'm awake at 3 a.m. on a Wednesday night/Thursday morning, you might wonder, well, what's he looking at on his crappy laptop with dial-up access?

Here's your answer to that question (which, okay, you didn't ask, but nevertheless):

Yahoo! is my home page because that's where I do the preponderance of my e-mail stuff, and now, sadly, is also where I get most of my news and information, since I don't watch television and don't listen to radio.  Since I've started taking the T on a daily basis, I've been picking up this free paper here called the Boston Metro, but (as is the case with me for most papers) I can't really read it because the editing and the journalism are so incredibly sloppy (don't even get me started on the Boston Globe, or as I call it, the "Glob"; I'll tell you more about the Herald later). I glance at the headlines and do the Sudoku puzzles and the crossword.  Yahoo is how I learned that George Carlin had died, a few days ago (and I was just listening to him! scroll down a couple of blog entries), and also how I discovered that global warming may lead to more terrorism.  Great.

(I know what you're thinking: if you, James Wu, are so Mr. High-&-Mighty that you can't even read your local newspaper, what the hell are you doing getting your information off the freakin' web?!?  In my defense, I confess that, again, I mostly skim.  It's hard, being someone who holds the English language in such high esteem.)

The second tab on my Mozilla Firefox browser is dedicated to my amazon page, so I can check on who's buying what from me.  Boring.

Earlier today, I was singing "She Came In Through The Bathroom Window" to myself: I've given up on the boombox in the mail truck and now mostly rely on my internal iPod.  Unfortunately, my internal iPod doesn't always give me the exact lyrics, so I had to look them up, and that's tab 3.  (I don't actually own an iPod, by the by.)

Tab four is the wikipedia entry on Michael Moorcock's most famous creation, Elric of Melniboné.  Yeah, I'm re-reading all six (canonical) books, as well as Alfred Bester's first two novels (well, his first two science fiction novels, to be exact), and also what's on the bottom of this entry (which I just finished, but I love the cover), and Sloane Crosley's I Was Told There'd Be Cake (cover not as cool).  But also, Rick Perlstein's Nixonland was so good that I'm re-reading it immediately: I do that whenever I read a book that's so utterly engrossing that I'm turning pages like mad; the last book I flipped over and re-read the instant I finished it was Vikram Chandra's Sacred Games (run right out and get that book right the hell now; you're welcome).  I think I own the other Elric books that Moorcock wrote after Stormbringer, but I have to look for them--what I'm using for this go-round is my two book club editions, each of which collects three of the novels.

"That's a hell of a lot of books, James--you're reading those all at the same time?"

Well, yeah.  Did I mention that I don't watch TV or listen to the radio?

"Or go out with girls?"

Shut up, wiseass--actually, I'm seeing a woman . . . later today.  Plus, yum yum yellow and I saw Kung-Fu Panda Sunday.  I confess: I enjoyed it.  Anyway, butt the hell out of my private life, jerk--that's not what I'm typing here.

Where was I . . . oh, yeah, tab number five: if I'm not thinking about Elvis Costello (who's sort of my default mental troubadour), then I'm thinking about Robyn Hitchcock (my other default mental troubadour), and since I recently sold a Robyn Hitchcock disc on amazon (see above), I was wondering if the alternate lyrics to "Driving Aloud (Radio Storm)" were on the internet.  Not only are they available, but so is a transcript of most of SPECTRE (which I'm not selling).  There's only one other musical artist I've seen more than Robyn Hitchcock live, and since you'll never guess who that is, I'll just tell you: it's Bruce Springsteen.  I know: surprised the hell out of me, too, but there you go.  Also: I've seen Hitchcock seven or eight times, but I've seen Springsteen almost twenty.  TWENTY.  TWO-ZERO.  Didn't expect that, did you?  Admit it.  (And no, Springsteen isn't a default mental troubadour for me, but if I am forced to give up most of my CD collection--oh, wait, I am being forced--well, at any rate, I'm never giving up Nebraska, which I consider one of the finest albums ever recorded.)  Incidentally, one of the times I saw Springsteen, I wasn't even expecting him: I was at some other gig back in Washington, DC, and then Bruce just popped up out of nowhere and played a whole set, which was sort of amazing.

While looking for the lyrics to the original version of "Driving Aloud," I stumbled across this little think piece from the Beeb.

Finally: I play the Kingdom of Loathing online.  A little obsessively, actually.  My character's name?  Archibald Leach.

Wow: now it's well after four in the morning--most of the clerks I work with are already starting their day back at the office.  Fortunately for me, though, it's my N/S, so I can go back to bed and sleep in, which I think I'm going to need, what with my wanting to clean the apartment and also seeing a friend who happens to be female later tonight (no, I'm not telling you who).

Currently reading:
The Braindead Megaphone
By George Saunders
Wednesday, June 18, 2008 

Current mood:  nauseated
I'm composing this on an Apple laptop, which means I can't do any fancy text things. So I'll do the question/answer format in a fairly irritating ALL CAPS/regular type style-ee. I apologize in advance.

HEY JAMES, I'M CONFUSED: YOU SAID YOU WERE GETTING YOUR DAYS OFF, BUT THEN YOU SAY YOU'RE STILL WORKING TOO MUCH. WHAT GIVES?

Right, I ought to clarify: it's summer, and even though the PO is desperately trying to cut down on overtime (and overhead), people senior to me are still taking lots of vacations, and I'm still fairly low on the totem pole. Perhaps not as low as I was two years ago (and yes, it's been two years, amazingly), but my U-man (just for starters) is still a lot senior to me, so when he takes off (like he did on Marathon Monday), I have to come in. Also, I get handed lots of overtime because, all in all, I'm cheaper than the regulars who are still here working and not on vacation themselves.

But then, for example, I was originally supposed to work today (my N/S), and then was told I shouldn't come in after all, since there are TEs (or "transitional employees," who used to be called "casuals") in other stations who can come in and do the work I would have done today. And they're even cheaper than me.

So here I am, typing. I'm glad for the break but I also could have used the money.

YEAH, SPEAKING OF MONEY, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU SELLING STUFF ON AMAZON?

Glad you asked: I'm trying to reduce my own personal overhead by getting rid of my stuff online--stuff I hope people will want to buy even in these economically straitened times (thanks, W.! [can we call him King George II?]). You can look me up: my seller name is "dilemmatree," which I think I already mentioned. I still have waaaaaaaay too much stuff in storage, which is costing me an arm, a leg, and probably most of my torso.

HOW 'BOUT THOSE CELTICS?!?

You know, when I first moved to Boston almost twenty years ago, I was a fairly anti-sports kind of guy. I'm sure you've heard all the arguments: professional sports is just a distraction from the real problems we have, blahblahblah. But when I broke up with the woman I moved here with and started dating again, I found that I was attracted, on a pretty regular basis, to Sports Gals. And I basically learned to like sports after that. I find I respond more to football in general, but I was happy for the Celtics last night (yes I watched the game), and I'm happy to be living in the Sports Capital of America. Oh, and as I think I've also already mentioned, I'm a fan of Bill Simmons on ESPN.com.

YOU STILL READING COMIC BOOKS, YOU DELINQUENT YOU?

Actually, today's Wednesday (new arrival day), and yes I bought my X & Y books today (the last Astounding X-Men collection by Joss Whedon, and the final volume of Y the Last Man). Yes, I worked in comics retail for a decade, and I thought I'd burned out, too, but . . . (cue Al Pacino imitation from The Godfather III about being pulled back in).

I find I'm buying far fewer "indie" comics mostly because they're too damned expensive. But I did buy, on a whim, something called "Ubu Bubu" today. BECAUSE IT'S CALLED "UBU BUBU." Also, it was kind of cute.

SPEAKING OF EXPENSIVE, HOW'S YOUR CAR?

Well, the starter gave out on me a little while ago, so I've been taking the T, which is what we call public transportation in Boston. It's annoying, but not as annoying as it was when I lived in Jamaica Plain, and it's one hell of a lot cheaper. Also, I got a parking space last month right next to the house (for only 15% of my monthly rent!), so now I don't have to worry about where I leave the car every night. Now, if only I could somehow install a dryer and a shower . . .

WHAT ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE?

That's personal. I think I'm about as forthcoming as I can be here without encroaching on other people's business.

HEY, WHY WON'T YOU "FRIEND" ME ON FACEBOOK??

My time on-line tends to be fairly limited. I more or less re-started my MySpace page because of Kurt, and then started "blogging" here because I was already here. I've pretty much abandoned Friendster, and Facebook seems to be for people who have one hell of a lot more time to surf the web than I do.

For this same reason, I tend not to read other people's blogs. Not being a snob or anything. Just no time. I actually haven't even read blogs by people I know and like--you know, "IRL," not just people I "friend" online. There's a guy who does a blog called "Geese Aplenty" (you can look it up), who's incredibly funny. I met him in graduate school. I'm embarrassed to admit I haven't read his blog in months and months. (I promise to correct this character flaw at the earliest opportunity.)

Which reminds me: I saw the latest issue of The Atlantic about how Google and the internet are making us stupider. I humbly disagree: perhaps the internet is making a certain select few with limited attention spans stupider, but I find I can still read War & Peace just fine, thanks. Actually, I've found that the internet helps me to solve questions raised by my readings, rather than supplanting the habit altogether. (This seems to be the thesis of the Atlantic article; I'd give you a link, but did I mention I'm on an Apple?)

Right: there are a few more questions I'd like to answer, but it'll have to wait until next time, as I'm composing this in an ice-cream joint, and my battery's running low.

Ciao for now!
Currently watching:
Rescue Me - The Complete Fourth Season
Release date: 2008-06-03
Thursday, May 22, 2008 

Current mood:  betrayed
So, as I mentioned last time, I'm trying to drive slower to conserve gas, because I'm driving a colossal SU . . . truck, with extremely poor gas mileage, and now I'm paying close to sixty bucks to fill the damned tank.  (I would heed the advice currently making the e-mail rounds about filling up when the tank's only half empty, but I've been quite broke lately--living from paycheck to paycheck ain't easy.)  I try to leave earlier for work so that I don't feel panicked by the inevitable Boston traffic.  I try not to gun the motor to make the light.  I've actually been doing this for a little while, and I've noticed that it does now take longer for my tank to empty than it did when I first got the car.  So that's something, I suppose.

Also, I've been doing the same postal truck route now for a year and a half, or close to, and it's gotten much, much easier--as one would hope, given that it's essentially doing the same thing over and over and over.

But I've noticed that most of the people I work with tend to use their familiarity with their routes to speed through what they're paid to do so that they can goof off for the rest of the time.  Which makes a certain amount of sense--actually, I was talking earlier today with one of the few guys who don't speed through their day every day (the man who trained me, actually), and he is just in pain for most of the time.  Granted, he also confessed that he's not exercising properly or eating well either--but then, who does really?  And as I've undoubtedly mentioned a few times, delivering the mail is really strenuous physical work.

But I also think there's a certain dignity and honor to maintain--I'm probably in a minority here--especially now that mail volume is declining and competition from other delivery services is increasing.  For example, I pretty much deliver packages every day to some of the poorest sections of this city, and I try to ensure that those parcels get into their waiting hands, instead of just ringing or knocking once or twice and then scuttling off after leaving a hastily scrawled, barely legible note (a tactic employed to ensure that carriers have more time to goof off).  I find this reprehensible, particularly in light of the fact that these people who are waiting for these packages can barely afford the places they're living in, and some of these parcels represent clothes, or other goods, that they can't afford to buy from regular stores.  Many packages are sent from China, or the former Soviet Union, or Puerto Rico, and they represent gifts these people are expecting.  The other day, while doing a piece of another route, I discovered a package left by a co-worker that not only required a signature, but was left in the wrong building.  Of course I delivered it to the right person in the right building, but I don't think I can ever speak to the jerk responsible for this idiocy ever again.  Unless, you know, I decide I want to punch his lights out.

We're paid a fairly decent wage, given what we have to do, and we're assigned with relatively simple tasks--what's wrong with trying to do what you're paid to do every now and then?

Sorry for the rant.

In other news, my "reading, viewing, listening" addendum seems to have reappeared, so I'm cheating a little because I literally bought this book today, but I have every intention of starting it once I finish this entry.  I actually bought three other books: Michael Chabon's Maps & Legends (with an essay about Howard Chaykin's American Flagg!, for God's sake!), Joseph O'Neill's Netherland (which got a great review in this week's New Yorker; James Wood has yet to steer me wrong), and Rick Perlstein's Nixonland: The Rise of a President and the Fracturing of America.  If you had told me before today that I would be buying books--serious history books--with "Nixon" and "Reagan" in their titles, on the very same day, I would have looked at you askance.  And yet, here I am.  From that same issue of the New Yorker, here's George Packer, the man who made me buy these books.  Which is why I live from paycheck to paycheck.

One last thing: while on the subject of The New Yorker magazine, I have to mention last week's article on food, which is making me think hard about what I buy to eat, what I eat, and whether maybe I should try to make serious changes there.
Currently reading:
The Age of Reagan: A History, 1974-2008
By Sean Wilentz
Release date: 2008-05-06
Tuesday, May 06, 2008 
So, a few weeks ago, I was carrying a piece of somebody else's route in the office, and this included a stop at a small daycare center.  I walked in, holding the center's mail, and one of the teachers saw me and asked the children, "Hey, who's that fellow walking in with our mail?"

"Yes, kids," I said, playing along, gesturing at my uniform and holding up the mail, "who am I?"

And one of the kids shouted, "GRANDMA!!"

Now, I know they're just kids, but really--grandma?!?  I was a bit hurt, and before I could think about what I was saying, I retorted sarcastically, "That's right, kids, I'm Grandma, and I've brought cookies."

HUGE MISTAKE, because as anyone who's ever spoken to a small child knows, tots do not understand sarcasm.  Not even a little bit.

"COOKIES!!  COOKIES!!"  I left the teachers laughing, shrugging, and mildly despondent.


A few days ago, while eating, I bit the inside of my cheek rather hard.  Quite bleedingly painfully hard, actually.  Have you ever done that?  I hope not, but if you have, then you know that it really really sucks.  But it did help to remind me to take my vitamins and rinse with Listerine every so often.  (Aside: I know, the current thinking is that Listerine is bad for you because it washes away the good bacteria with the bad, but you know, I'd rather have that than bad breath, particularly since I deal with the public on a daily basis.)  Today's actually the first full day that I haven't felt like running into traffic to end my pain.  I might even sleep six or seven hours straight tonight instead of waking up every twenty minutes or so wishing I was dead.


Last night I joined the throngs and saw the new Iron Man movie, and I have to say, I really really liked it--actually, I'd add that I liked it more than I thought I would, and I had surprisingly high expectations (to my chagrin--but hey, it all worked out).  I did wait until Sunday though since I work all the damn time now, and also I wanted to go with my best friend here in Boston, and his schedule is a bit tight also what with his being a professor (it's grading time!) and being a father to a rather rambunctious almost-three-year-old.

Time was I'd see these things opening night, making sure to be in the biggest theater with the largest screen, full digital Dolby blahblahblah, but . . .  those times are over now.

I should also mention that, at least in my office, they're cutting back on overtime a lot, and I do mean a lot, so now I have my N/S days just like everyone else, which means that I have to make a small correction to what I said about them a few posts back: the full rotation is in fact six weeks long, but the week still starts on Saturday, which means (for those of you who actually are paying attention and/or care) that the Friday/Saturday/Sunday weekend is followed by a six-days-in-a-row workweek (none of which is overtime), followed by a Sunday/Monday weekend, and then back to bouncing day-off purgatory.  If you want to know where I am in the scheme of things: I actually was scheduled to have this past Boston Marathon off (April 21), but my U-man cunningly scheduled his vacation for that week, and no one else wanted my route that day (my route is directly affected by the Marathon), so I had to work it, which kind of sucked--but not nearly as badly as I thought it would suck.  My next N/S is the day after tomorrow.

I bring this up now because my next N/S three-day weekend coincides with the opening of that new Indiana Jones movie.  I'm thinking matinee.  My best friend, the professor (whom I will from now on just call The Professor, you know, like in Gilligan's Island), has already expressed his desire not to see this on the big screen (almost-three-year-old plus grading equals choosing films with care), so it'll probably just be me.  The guy I saw the first Indiana Jones film with (and we saw Raiders nearly every day that entire summer) now lives in Arizona with his wife and teenage daughter.

Oh, and my high school wants me to attend my 25th reunion this fall.  Like I'd go.

(Currently listening to a number of things, mostly old, like George Carlin CDs from right around the time he became extraordinarily angry [roughly ten to fifteen years ago], and some downtempo compilations to help me drive slower and conserve gas, but I've bought a few new things, like the new Portishead and the latest from Gnarls Barkley--I just haven't actually opened them yet.  I do like the new Moby though, which I've only spun once, but fully intend to spin a few more times in the near future.)
Wednesday, April 30, 2008 

I would like to take this brief opportunity to recommend that everyone reading this go out and get the new Tin Hat CD, "The Sad Machinery of Spring."  You will never listen to "Daisy" the same way again.  (Although Stanley Kubrick's 2001 accomplished more or less the same thing, this is different, in a good way.  Trust me.)

I would have put it in my "currently listening" thingie at the bottom of this entry, only that seems to have been disabled.  You go away for a couple of months . . .

Saturday, February 02, 2008 

Current mood:achy
I know, it's been a while, and a lot has happened--and yet, while every day is different, every day is the same.  I work, and I work, and I work.

However, probably the two main things I ought to mention here are: my brother's birthday was this past Wednesday, when John Edwards (my guy) announced he was dropping out of the race; and I started selling more stuff on amazon.com again, after a hiatus of several months.  Oh, and I was horrifically, terrifyingly, tragically sick MLK weekend.  Forty-four hours in a row in bed sick.  And I visited my old bookstore, the New England Mobile Book Fair, too!

So yeah: I had every intention of voting for John Edwards this coming Super Tuesday here in Massachusetts, not because I like him that much but because I like to think I'm practical about these things, and as "historic" as either Obama or Hillary would be as the standard bearer, I'm not sure either can defeat whoever the Republicans field (McCain, most likely, I'm guessing).  Now I'm kind of stuck.  I suppose that between the two, I would rather Obama, but that's with a hell of a lot more reservations than I had about Haircut Boy.  (Speaking of which, I really need to shave my head soon, perhaps this Super Bowl Sunday, as I'm beginning to resemble Heat Miser--no doubt because I tried to change the part in my hair at the age of thirty-seven, and then started shaving my head regularly until three months ago, when winter started.  Now I think my hair is just mostly confused.)  Obama recently said he'd be able to take on McCain and win.  I have my doubts.  Let's not even talk about Hillary, because that just makes me nauseous.  Then of course, what if Obama actually gains the White House?  Ted Rall is a lot more succinct about this than me, plus Rall and I both like X-Ray Spex.  A lot.  (I talked with him about this once, though I doubt he'd remember me.)  I tend to trust people who listen to X-Ray Spex.  Although now that I'm typing this, I suppose it's not entirely outside the realm of possibility that Obama likes X-Ray Spex--hell, his favorite characater on The Wire is Omar, so anything's possible.  Fine: I'm holding my breath and voting for Obama.  There.  Happy now?  "That's not an endorsement.  He's not my favorite person, but he's a fascinating character."

I call my amazon store "dilemmatree" because that's one of the mistaken origins for the band name Del Amitri--and I guess you could say it's my favorite, because there it is.  But I also know that no one really cares what I call my storefront--just that my books, CDs, and DVDs are cheap and that I ship them fast.  They are, and I do.  Did I mention recently that I work for the post office?

I was starting to feel a bit run down on the evening of January the 16th (which is actually the birthday of another very close friend of mine), and then I couldn't work the full day the next day, Thursday--in fact, I couldn't even drive, I walked (in a limping sort of way) and then took the T home from my station without going back downtown to retrieve my car (a good thing, since I would have had to move it that whole time) and slept for the better part of two days.  I'm pretty sure I ran a very high fever somewhere in there as well.  But I'm better now, thanks.  Actually, I managed to enjoy MLK Day off--which I was originally scheduled to work.

I worked for the Book Fair for the better part of two years, and was let go only because my commitments to the post office sort of took over my life and made it virtually impossible for me to work there any day except Sunday (and as it turned out, I wouldn't even have managed that this past December).  That made me pretty much useless as far as retail goes, but I still ended up helping customers for much of the time I was visiting--it's a very confusing place.  But I made a lot of great friends there, and I do miss being surrounded by books--well, surrounded by books that are in better order and easier to get to than mine.

And oh yeah, the Super Bowl is in a couple of days--very exciting.  (If you're ever wondering how old I am, I'm always the same age as the Super Bowl--there, now you know.)  Can the Patriots cap their undefeated season with that ultimate win?  We already have the 2007 World Series Champion Boston Red Sox, although the Celtics are dropping a few now.  In related news, I'm going to have difficulty finding somewhere to put my car this weekend, as apparently the Boston City POH-leece are essentially making it illegal to leave your car anywhere in Boston for the Big Game.  I swear, I have never hated law enforcement officials more than I do these Beantown idiots.  Every day, driving the truck for the USPS as I do, I see at least one horrific violation made by a city cop: running a light with the lights & siren on only to turn them off once he's through; barrelling right on red without even slowing down, let alone actually stopping; brazenly ogling women; on and on and on.  Aren't these cops embarrassed to call themselves cops?  I'm sure I'm painting with too broad a brush, and that there are plenty of great Boston cops here--I just never see them.

Oh, and: I didn't get my birthday off--I had a little breakdown that day, in fact, when I got my truck stuck in ice while trying to do my relays, and most of the guys on my route ended up having to help me push the thing out of the rut.  Christmas was just one day off for me, then back to work, work, work . . .

Wow--can I ramble or what?

I was a fine idea at the time--now I'm a brilliant mistake.
Currently listening:
Girls Girls Girls
By Elvis Costello
Release date: 20 August, 1996