my names becca jean sloan, I wear crazy socks that have poodles on them. I take my blue caboodle everywhere, it contains everything i need to survive. I enjoy going outside at 4am in the morning and playing leap frog, and playing red rover with 3 people, then dancing like idiots dropping our pants. My best friend is sierra, yes she pretty much is awesome. I like having people make me egg sandwiches, and I like going to  peoples houses after school and making a cheese tete and then stuffing it in my backpack and leaving.

I am George Washington, and I chopped down that cherry tree.

i need to work on my singing, but one day i'll be a famous singer racking in the millions. I laugh at every little thing, I'm a slow reader because I want to understand what i read. It takes me forever to get something. I live in a box on the street, and I like offering little kids candy. I'm actually a reincarnation of Anna Nicole smith. I have an obsession with balls. I watch Oprah, doctor Phil, Tyra show, Maury show, Jerry Springer, Willam Show, UFO files, Porn, gay porn, straight porn, any kind of porn. I'm pretty
amazing.