This man knows how to brag about my country! I promise, it's not as good as it seems even though it's all true. I'll be the first to say this is a glorification, but it's not a bluff. Enjoy and order your tickets now.

The Norwegian police have done a study, and they have found out why girls get raped. Their conclusion is the iPod! (what is really sad, is that this is true.)

The reason is that girls listening to music on their Ipod won't be able to hear when someone attacks them in the street. What brilliant thinking!

It's weird though, that this wasn't a problem with the walkman and the discman? Do guys find ipod sexy? Is it the new porn?

A journalist in the Norwegian Newspaper "Klassekampen" had an excellent outlook on the police's fine discovery.

So, most rapes happens at home. Usually by someone the victim knows. Actually the most common rape are between spouses. So to prevent women from getting raped, we should ban home stereo, and of course TV-sound. Maybe even color TV, cause it might distract the woman from being ready to fight off a rapist. Maybe it's better to just ban TV in general, and leave it to the male population.

When I think about it. While I'm sitting here writing this, I'm very vulnerable. I should watch out. Let's just ban MySpace to. And Facebook and Match and all those other internett comunities. There might be a rapist standing behind me right now, and I don't even know, because I'm so distracted.

Maybe all women should move to the countryside. Where there is no technology or possible rapist. We can start our own society, where we listen to our iPods all day long :)

 I got the job! *trumpets and clapping*  From june to august I will be working at the biggest newspaper in Norway. Go me! I'm scared as hell. I'm pretty sure it will not take them long to understand they should have taken the 35 year old who actually had some experience, and don't need to run his writing through grammar control in word. Oh well, God bless charm!

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Now that I'm going to be a journalist for real, at least for a summer. It seems like I have to get used to getting sexually abused. During the world championship i Sapporo in Japan, an female reporter experienced this.

Look at the guy to the left, in the back.

If you can't see it. Look at this link CLICK ME

This guy, Lars Berge had just won a gold medal, and had just finished an interview with the female reporter. He probably thought he was out of the frame. But... no babe! Also, the TV team in Japan had a short deadline, and when the stuff was sent over to Norway, they had even worse time, so the sex-joke was aired on norwegian television for everyone to see. Even my 83 year old grandmother.

1. The TV station says they're sorry and that it should never have been aired. Ok, I buy that!

2. The skier says he regrets doing the joke! Yeah right, because you were caught!

3. The reporter says she wasn't offended by it, and that it is forgotten. What the fuck!

Is that really how she feels. Would that have happened to a male reporter? God no! Ok, there are jerks everywhere, and I understand they want this out of the public eye. But please girl, choose your battles. This is principle.How can you not be offended by that gesture. You're doing your job, and she's pretty good at it as well. And these skiers (read: Norwegian heroes) turn you into nothing but a piece of meat, in front of the entire norwegian population. Now that's degrading. Where's your spine, stand up for yourself!

Am I the only one that feel this way?

For the thrilling closure:

This A appeared in my beer the other night, written in something as pure as beer foam. What does this mean? I think it's something holy about this. I need some help figuring this out.

* Banter about how I don't understand women (Thanks JD)

* Pee in a urinal

* Pose with a gun on a picture

* Make an amature striptease video and post it on You Tube.

* Ask for a raise.

* Sing "sex bomb" at a karaoke bar

* Spend a lot of time looking at myself in the mirror.

* Flex.

* Get fucked in the as (just to find out about that prostate thing)

* Go to a soccer game and hug every man around me every time one of the teams score.

* Take over the world



Anything I've forgotten?