10 YEARS AGO

How old were you?:
9
Where did you work?:
i didn't
Where did u live?:
Richmond, VA

So last night I went out and had a few bitch beers to loosen me up...I was feeling GREAT, but nothing was on my stomach  (FIRST mistake) and after I chugged those we stopped and got me a 40 of bud light and I pounded that as fast as I could but the we were at Coops so we unloaded the car and I sat down and I thought my "buzz" was wearing off because things didn't seem very interesting and most things were kind of normal. (Thats a huge run-on sentence) damn...anyways...

So some of the guys had some draft beer so I wanted some and the band got free beer and since I was a "groupie" hehe...that included me, so I get my first one, its gone in like .5 seconds, but I feel nothing so Sean and everybody goes on for their set and Sean's brother goes and gets more beer  he brought back 3 and i drank my first one before he even sat down and the night started out like that....

I even drank 4 cups of bud light while waiting for the bathroom...

After stealing about 2 pitchers from the table beside of me it was time to leave...

so in my drunken stupor i stradled the fence -- this is where everything starts to get a little fuzzy -- I almost fell doing that...and then I think i dropped my cup or maybe the guy took it, I'm not sure...I'm pretty clumsy though...but I remember saying...it's ok, I still whats left of my 40 in the car...and i fell into the car and chug the 40.

I remember leaving and Sean talking to the guy and the exit because he gave us $1 off because they just played a show but the guy was at Satilite Ballroom watching some other show...and after that I have no idea...that was like 1am...and I didn't get home until about 3am-ish apparently

Althought i have NO IDEA how i GOT home...apparently I got in okay and took my shoes off, but was very, very disoriented when i woke up this morning...and have yet to hear the whole story about my night...

DON'T DRINK!

Every guy says that they're not like "every guy"...yet girls believe each and every guy that says that slimy line and then gets pissed when they fall flat on their asses....

so thank you to every guy who says that...just admit it...you are an ass and you're going to use her for sex. It might be once, twice or for a good month and you might even play into it with feelings or phone calls but deep down... you're still an ass.

"...a guy who sweeps you off your feet is in the perfect position to drop you flat on your ass..."

So my little sister is 10 years old (i inherited a step sister for those who know me well) and she's very curious about sex. Well, I think most people are, but it's incredibly hard to talk to her about let alone mildly explaining things. I don't remember thinking everthing was gross or weird about sex, but maybe i was always just a little freak. So anyways, I was talking to a friend about a guy i went on a date with about  "what" we did and apparently she overheard me and giggled and to make matters worse she was having a sleepover that night with 2 other girls. And living at home again was a big enough decision, let alone going from an only child to having to share a room verses having your own apartment....it's a huge adjustment and a big invasion of space.

i'll continue this later i have to go....