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Elliot Echlov


Last Updated: 5/27/2009

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Sign: Pisces

State: South Carolina
Country: US

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009 

Category: Blogging
After careful consideration I'm going to close this account.  MySpace just isn't what it used to be, and nearly everyone I'm friends with here are also friends of mine on Facebook.

If you're one of the small number of blog readers I have, I've started a new one that will let me be a little more free-form than what I can do here or on Facebook.  If you'd like to check it out, just click here.
Saturday, June 13, 2009 

Category: News and Politics
Newberry (SC) College president Dr. Mitchell "Mick" Zais...




...and Congressman/perennial presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich...





Sunday, May 10, 2009 

Category: Life
Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn,
Hundreds of bees in the purple clover,
Hundreds of butterflies on the lawn,
But only one mother the wide world over.
~George Cooper


The sweetest sounds to mortals given
Are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.
~William Goldsmith Brown



A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.  ~Author Unknown



Sweater, n.:  garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.  ~Ambrose Bierce



Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.  ~Marion C. Garretty



There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.  ~Chinese Proverb



Some mothers are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together.  ~Pearl S. Buck



The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.  ~Honoré de Balzac



All women become like their mothers.  That is their tragedy.  No man does.  That's his.  ~Oscar Wilde



God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.  ~Jewish Proverb



On Mother's Day I have written a poem for you.  In the interest of poetic economy and truth, I have succeeded in concentrating my deepest feelings and beliefs into two perfectly crafted lines:  You're my mother, I would have no other!  ~Forest Houtenschil
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Ex-Florida Governor and potential 2012 Prez candidate Jeb Bush...






...and actor extraordinaire Beau Bridges







Monday, April 27, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Grawp, from the Harry Potter series...






...and Alfred E. Neuman from Mad Magazine



Thursday, April 23, 2009 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Jim Parsons (Big Bang Theory)...



and Jimmy Fallon (Late Night With Jimmy Fallon)





Imagine Jimmy Fallon goes on the Slim-Fast diet and loses about 30 pounds.  This works, I swear.



Currently watching:
The Big Bang Theory - The Complete First Season
Release date: 2008-09-02
Tuesday, March 31, 2009 

Current mood:  shocked
Category: Life


The Dangers of DHMO

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.1

DHMO is not classified as a toxic or carcinogenic substance by the U.S. Government and the Centers for Disease Control (CDC), despite them being fully aware that DHMO is a constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases and
disease-causing agents, and environmental hazards.2

DHMO was directly responsible for the deaths of nearly 3,600 people in the United States in 2005.3

DHMO is 5 times more likely to kill you than an accidental shooting from a firearm.4

DHMO is used as a cutting agent in the manufacture of crystal methamphetamine, and is a primary processing agent in the manufacture of crack cocaine. According to the National Survey on Drug Use and Health, 610,000 people reported using crack cocaine in 2007.5 A similar survey reported in 2007 that 3.2% of high school seniors stated they had used crack cocaine.6

DHMO ingestion may cause excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death. 7

DHMO is a major component of acid rain and contributes extensively to global warming. According to the US Department of Energy, automobiles that use fuel cell technology emit 7.1% more DHMO than those that use gasoline engines. It is a corrosive material that can cause damage to human tissue, various metals, and rock. Companies dump millions of gallons of DHMO into the nation's lakes, streams, and rivers every day.

DHMO is known to react strongly, and in some cases explosively, with materials like sodium, potassium, elemental fluorine, and sulfuric acid.

DHMO can be found in so many things the general public is exposed to on a daily basis, it's only a matter of time before a tragic accident results in there finally being
governmental action. For now, all we can do is educate the people we know and care about to be careful about exposing themselves to DHMO.

DHMO is often used:

  • As a primary ingredient in industrial solvents and coolants

  • In the operation of nuclear power plants

  • In the production of styrofoam

  • As a fire retardant

  • In animal testing for consumer products

  • In the distribution of pesticides and herbicides

  • As an additive to food products


DHMO must be banned today!!!

Write to your Congressional representatives! Write to the White House! Contact your governor!  Let them know they have a priority to put our safety first.

To write to your representative in the US House, go to https://writerep.house.gov/writerep/welcome.shtml.

To write to your representative in the US Senate, go to http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm

To write to the White House, go to http://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/





1http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

2http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
3Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, National Center for Injury Prevention and Control. Web-based Injury Statistics Query and Reporting System (WISQARS) [online]. (2008) [cited 2008 March 23].Available from: URL: www.cdc.gov/ncipc/wisqars.

4http://www.the-eggman.com/writings/death_stats.html

5http://www.ahealthyme.com/topic/coke
6http://www.nida.nih.gov/Infofacts/cocaine.html

7http://www.netreach.net/~rjones/no_dhmo.html


Currently listening:
Ecology
By Rare Earth
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
"Octo-Mom" Nadya Suleman....




...and her alleged obsession, Angelina Jolie.







Currently watching:
Octopussy
Release date: 2007-09-04
Monday, February 16, 2009 

Category: News and Politics
Before going on, I'd encourage you to become familiar with the Employee Free Choice Act.  You can read about it at Wikipedia and at OpenCongress.

Now, my politics have generally been center-left, though I try to keep an open mind about most things.  This particular piece of legislation is not one of them.

I agree there was a time and a place for unions.  Frankly, they have generally outlived their usefulness.  In this day and age, any employer who has a union in their shop does so because they failed to do three things: Treat employees fairly, deal with employees honestly, and maintain a comfortable and safe work environment.  The problem with most unions is they also fail to ensure employers do all these things.  They tend to be more concerned about wages, seniority, and strict definitions of what everybody does.  Unfortunately this tends to stifle creativity and innovation, and removes incentives for employees to do more than simply what is required.

Personally, I would rather my career be based on what I have achieved and what I am capable of achieving than how long I have been employed.  If promotion is a reward for extended tenure, what reason do I have to try and reach my full potential as quickly as possible?  It won't matter; someone who is clearly average will get promoted before me if they have been employed longer than I have.

So back to this legislation.  The way the system operates today is if 30% or more of the employees in a "bargaining unit" (which can be a branch of a company or an entire company, with some limitations) sign a card stating they want to be represented by a union, the company can either accept the union as the representative or they can request a secret ballot election be held.  This process is monitored by the National Labor Relations Board.  If the company chooses the election process, it takes a simple majority of eligible employees to accept the union as the bargaining representative for the employees.

This legislation removes the secret ballot provision if more than 50% of the employees sign the card.  At first glance this does not seem to be a big deal.  After all, if more than 50% of the employees sign the card, doesn't it then seem likely that more than 50% would also vote for the union?

Here's what the big deal is:  If you signed the card, everyone will know you supported the union.  If you didn't sign, there will be questions of whether you opposed the union, supported the company (yes, those are different concepts), or weren't asked to choose.  The only one who will know for certain is you.

One of the basic tenets of a democracy is that everyone is free to make a decision on who their representatives are, whether it be in government, in a union, or in any other elective body, free from intimidation or harassment, and in private.

Union elections have had long and ugly histories of intimidation, harassment, violence, and even murder.  In more recent years, the actions from both sides have become far more covert, with the possible exception of those companies who disregard federal law and fire union organizers and sympathizers.  Still, those companies usually get their comeuppance: They get to deal with unions in the end.

This legislation does not do anything to advance the cause of good employer-employee relations.  It creates more opportunities to institute an adversarial system which benefits no one.  The only group that is guaranteed to benefit when a union is allowed to represent the employees is the union.  They cannot force the company to pay higher wages.  They cannot force the company to provide better benefits.  They cannot force the company to not lay people off.  They cannot force the company to not shutter a facility.  They can force its members to pay dues.  They can force its members to pay fines for violating union rules.

With the economy staggering, there's no doubt many employees see safety in numbers and will be enticed to allow a union to represent them.  If that's how they want to vote, so be it.  But this legislation, which will allow them to give away their rights simply by putting their names to pieces of paper, is not the panacea.  All they have to do is look at the most heavily unionized industries.  They are shedding jobs left and right, and the people losing those jobs are totally unprepared for the economy to come.  No, that's not the fault of the union, but when you've drunk enough Kool-Aid to think your job will always be there, you have no incentive to change yourself.

The right to vote is a precious one.  It's bad enough there are a bunch of politicians who think so little of it that they will allow others to forfeit it.  But the fact there are citizens of this nation who are willing to go along with the premise is really and truly disheartening.
Currently listening:
Allentown
By Billy Joel
Friday, February 06, 2009 

Current mood:  argumentative
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers
I'm in the midst of reading a very good book about the challenges America is facing, and though I know a lot of people disagree with some of the author's conclusions, there are a few points he makes which cannot be denied:

- America does not graduate as many students in mathematics, sciences, or engineering as it needs.
- America does not know how to use its resources effectively or efficiently.
- America's politicians are not interested in a long-term solution to either problem.
- Americans in general are less interested in doing the things they must do to take charge of their own futures than they are about their favorite celebrities.

Let's face it.  The problems we have in this country are not going to be solved in a day, a week, a month, a year, or maybe even a decade.  Most of us can't afford to wait that long.  So why are we waiting for a bunch of lawyers who couldn't explain how capitalism works if their lives depended on it to take action?

To paraphrase Carl Sagan, society in general is more and more dependent on technology for simple things, but hardly anybody knows how or even why.  All they know is that stuff works, and when it stops working they call a toll-free number that, after a 7-minute wait listening to Muzak, connects them to somebody in Bangalore who can read a checklist in 2 hours without solving the problem.  And yet, we have millions of people who really aren't interested in learning how the stuff works, or whether something can be made better.

America was always a nation of innovators.  We were the creators, the doers, the thinkers, the teachers, and the leaders.  Now?  We grumble about raising taxes to pay teachers a living wage, yet don't bat an eye when budget cuts don't touch a high school's athletic program but 20 teachers lose their jobs.  We complain about high-paying jobs being sent overseas to lower-wage countries, then discourage our kids from going into those fields, which sends even more jobs overseas because there's no one left here who knows how to do the work.  We work so hard to shield our kids from failure they don't learn that sometimes "no" is the answer.

We've become so good at believing bad things aren't our fault that we are willing to let someone else fix the problem for us.  We let a plethora of opportunistic politicians promise they can do exactly that, and we believe them.

We react with outrage when business leaders act in their individual best interests instead of the interests of the businesses they lead, but don't hold them accountable when those businesses fail.

Businesses complain about government interference and regulation ruining their prospects for success, but come running with their hands outstretched asking for taxpayer money when things go south.

No matter who you are or what you do, at the end the only person you can count on to act in your best interest is you.  So you have a choice: Will you choose to follow a path where you can join the ranks of the innovator, the creator, the doer, or the thinker?  Or will you become a sheep, following the crowd because it seems like a good idea?

Learn how to do something valuable.  Learn to rely on yourself.  Learn how to fail.  Learn how to be bold.  Learn how to take risks.  Learn to take charge of your own life.  No one else will do it for you.

We as a nation are struggling because too many people are waiting for something to happen.  By the time that happens, whatever it is, they will have lost precious months where they could have taken charge of themselves.  Don't be one of them.  Be one in a million.


Currently reading:
The World Is Flat
By Thomas L. Friedman