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I will be making a top 20 movies of 2010 list of my own, with either pictures or youtube clips as available. Will complete thursday... until then, gotta go to class
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Choose which one you want to see the most!!!!! I KNOW I WANT LIGHTNING THIEF, LOL 2010 Movies Guide
Top Ten.. # 35 Comments
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new movies of 2010. It doesn’t sound like a real year does it? 2010.
More like something that appears on a title card at the beginning of a movie.
It sounds like the future. It sounds like you need a crazy, wild-eyed
old man and a flux capacitor to get there, but you don’t, all you need
is patience. Unfortunately, we at Movie Moron are impatient as all get out. Screw
patience. We’re already looking ahead to 2010 and its silver screen
offerings, and we’d like you to join us. We’ll be your crazy, wild-eyed
old man. Below is a list of our 20 most anticipated movies, 2010. Pay attention, Marty…
20. A Couple of Dicks
Starring: Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, Adam Brody, Michelle Trachtenberg, Jason Lee
Director: Kevin Smith
Release Date: 26th February 2010
A Couple of Dicks is the first movie from Kevin Smith that he hasn’t
written himself, and there are a few choice words about that decision
in the video interview below. It’ll be interesting to see Smith take on
the someone else’s material, and no doubt retain his distinctive voice.
The concept appears to be a straightforward buddy comedy
about a couple of cops (which the title was allegedly almost changed to
for fear of offending people), but Smith should be able to elevate the
familiar ground he has to cover. Maybe elevate isn’t the right word,
more like bring it down to his level. Whatever he does, we can’t wait
to see it and that’s why A Couple of Dicks makes the list. That’s
right, we can’t wait to see A Couple of Dicks. We see what you did
there Mr Smith, we see what you did…
19. Looper
Starring: N/A
Director: Rian Johnson
Release Date: TBC 2010
This movie is a bit of an enigma. Still in the very early stages of
development, little is known about the project plot-wise, and there are
no stars attached. In fact, it’s the only film on the list with no
actors on board, so the fact that it even makes the list says a lot. It
says we love Brick, we really like The Brothers Bloom,
and we are super-stoked to see Rian Johnson tackle an ultraviolent
time-travel movie. Rian Johnson builds worlds, he takes ordinary
surroundings and injects them with the uncanny, and he does this in
high school movies and con-men movies. What is he going to do with a
sci-fi movie, a genre where such mish-mashing and world-building is de
rigueur? 18. The Last Airbender
Starring: Noah Ringer, Dev Patel, Jackson Rathbone, Nicola Peltz
Director: M Night Shyamalan
Release Date: 2nd July 2010
 Possibly
the most divisive movie on the list. Shyamalan is loved by some and
loathed by others, but there’s no denying that The Happening was an
all-time low, resulting in some declaring The Last Airbender a flop
before hearing a single line of dialogue. But it’s not just the
Shyamalan apologists that are praying for this movie to be good, it’s
fans of the source material. Avatar:
The Last Airbender was one of Nick’s most popular shows, a well
animated, action-packed, humorous and intelligent piece of television
with a mythos to rival Star Wars and an appeal well beyond its target
demographic. Many still struggle to cast aside fury at the thought of the racist controversial casting, but with teaser trailers and teaser images cropping up, anticipation is building. 17. The Book of Eli
Starring: Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman, Mila Kunis
Directors: Albert & Allen Hughes
Release Date: 15th January 2010
 You
didn’t know you wanted a post-apocalyptic showdown between Denzel
Washington and Gary Oldman, but the guys that made Menace II Society
did, so they went ahead and made The Book of Eli for you. It’s about,
naturally, the titular book, a tome that may be the key to man’s
salvation. Denzel defends the book, Oldman does the opposite. Comic
Book artist Chris Weston did design work for the film, and says on his
blog that ‘you’ll get to see Denzel Washington kick serious arse in
this film… ‘Man on Fire’ is a mere taster compared to the righteous
vengeance he rains down on the scum in this film’. We recommend ‘rains
down on the scum’ become a phrase that you use regularly, not only
because you’ll sound epic, but to familiarise yourself with the concept
so as to prevent yourself from becoming overwhelmed when you witness Mr
Washington in all his arse-kicking glory. 16. Paul
Starring: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Seth Rogen
Director: Greg Mottola
Release Date: TBC 2010
Brit Comic Book Geeks travelling across the US with an alien in tow.
Meh. Simon Pegg and Nick Frost? Not so meh. The talented duo reunite
for another comic caper, this time sans director Edgar Wright, who just
found out there’s a whole guild of other screen actors out there. It’ll
be nice to see Pegg back with Frost after cavorting around in space and
sucking up to Megan Fox – and now they’ve added Seth Rogen to the crew!
Or he’s added them to his, we’re not sure. Rogen will be voicing the
alien known as Paul, and he has a pretty weird voice anyway, right? So
that should work nicely. Knowing Frost and Pegg this will be a crowd
pleaser and a nerd-pleaser at the same time, and there aren’t many
films out there that manage to do both. Plus, it’s another offering
from the director of Superbad.
15. The Cabin in the Woods
Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Jesse Williams, Amy Acker
Director: Drew Goddard
Release Date: 5th February 2010
Whedonites are legion. So having Joss Whedon onboard to co-write
this script is a good thing in terms of drumming up hype. And this film
promises a new take on a played out horror movie
trope – the cabin in the woods. Coming from Drew Goddard, one of the
men behind Cloverfield, and starring Chris Hemsworth, the man who will
be Thor.
14. Piranha 3D
Starring: Elisabeth Shue, Jerry O’Connell, Richard Dreyfuss, Ving Rhames
Director: Alexandre Aja
Release Date: 19th March 2010
Richard Dreyfuss thinks it’s safe to go back in the water – you
think he’d know better. You know the deal: Remake. 3D. Sex, violence,
comedy. Prehistoric piranhas tear to shreds every living thing in their
path, mostly hot, young dumb actors, a couple of porn stars, and a
couple of old intelligent actors for good measure. This isn’t
high-brow, this is pure popcorn entertainment (although judging by the
set pics, most of that popcorn will be regurgitated before you leave
the theatre). Carnage!
13. The A-Team
Starring: Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper
Director: Joe Carnahan
Release Date: 11th June 2010
 Smoking
Aces was insane. In. Sane. And while it wasn’t spectacular successful,
it is proof positive that Joe Carnahan may be able to breathe some life
into The A-Team. As evidenced by this years Star Trek, well-known
television characters in a high-octane cinematic adaptation can be a
very, very good thing. Carnahan has lined up a couple of cast members already, namely Liam Neeson and Bradley Cooper.
Neeson will be taking on the role of Hannibal, and although it’s been
argued that his on screen persona differs considerably from that of
previous Hannibal, George Peppard, Taken proved he can do action, and
how many other actors have trained Obi-Wan Kenobi and Batman? Man of
the moment Bradley Cooper will play Face, a role originated by Dirk
Benedict (the lesser of two Starbucks). If you’re looking at the
picture above and wondering why Quinton Jackson is there as B A Baracus
when nobody has been cast as B A Baracus, it’s because the other
candidates are so ridiculous
that we’ll continue to pretend Quinton Jackson has been cast until our
dreams of perfect casting are crushed by an official announcement. 12. The Green Hornet
Starring: Seth Rogen
Director: Michel Gondry
Release Date: 9th July 2010
The second nerd-friendly Seth Rogen entry on the list, but this
one’s different. This is superhero Seth Rogen. The last time we saw
Rogen kicking ass and taking names he wasn’t wearing a mask, he was
high, and he was riding shotgun with Harry Osborn. Now he’s the one
with the sidekick, and if what has been said up until now is true, The
Green Hornet may be more lighthearted than some superhero fare, but it
won’t be an out-and-out comedy.
A big part of whether or not this movie works hinges on us believing
that the slob from Knocked Up is a crime-fighter, and Seth Rogen’s so
damn likeable rather than laugh him to scorn we all cross our fingers
and hope he can do it. Not to mention Michel Gondry’s directing the
whole affair now that Stephen Chow has bowed out, and his zany indie
sensibilities will be a sight to behold when thrown over the superhero
framework.
11. Alice In Wonderland
Starring: Mia Wasikowska, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway, Alan Rickman, Martin Sheen, Stephen Fry, Matt Lucas
Director: Tim Burton
Release Date: 5th March 2010
 As
per usual, the visuals of the latest Tim Burton project, Alice In
Wonderland, look stunning. Newcomer Mia Wasikowskia plays Alice in the
loose adaptation of Carroll’s treasured novel, alongside Burton
mainstays Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter and Helena Bonham Carter as the
Red Queen. The only troubling aspect of this is the ‘loose’ part of the
loose adaptation; unlike the previous adaptations Burton has made
(Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Big Fish, etc.) this film will take
more liberties with the source material. It features a considerably
older Alice returning to Wonderland. That sounds a bit like Hook. But
we’re confident it won’t be met with the same lukewarm reception, and
that Burton thrills us with a wild and wacky world as he has in the
past.
10. A Nightmare On Elm Street
Starring: Jackie Earle Haley
Director: Samuel Bayer
Release Date: 16th April 2010
Freddy Krueger, the dream-world dwelling killer first brought to
cinema screens in 1984, is back. But this time Robert Englund is going
to be watching it in the cinema with the rest of us. Exec-producer
Michael Bay is hitting the Batman Begins/Casino Royale/Star Trek reboot
button in an effort to kick start the franchise ala Texas Chainsaw
Massacre. There’s only one reason this has ranked so highly on our list
- the casting of Jackie Earle Haley as Freddy.
9. Clash Of The Titans
Starring: Sam Worthington, Gemma Arterton, Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes
Director: Louis Letterier
Release Date: 26th March 2010
The highest remake on the list, Clash of the Titans takes the most
fondly remembered sword and sandal classic to showcase Ray
Harryhausen’s stop-motion creatures and re-imagines it for the CGI
generation. Director Louis Letterier should be somewhat familiar with
intense action and CG smackdowns thanks to his prior work on The
Incredible Hulk and The Transporter franchises.
Up and coming actors Sam Worthington (Terminator: Salvation, Avatar)
and Gemma Arterton (Quantum of Solace, Prince of Persia) take on the
roles of Perseus and Io, whilst veterans Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes
take on the roles of Zeus and Hades. It will be interesting to see how
the Olympian elements of the story are handled, as the gods have been
notably absent from most recent sword and sandal flicks like Troy.
8. Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood
Starring: Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett
Director: Ridley Scott
Release Date: 14th May 2010
Ridley Scott is a living legend. The mastermind behind Alien, Blade
Runner and Gladiator returns to roughly the period of time in which his
criminally underrated Crusades movie
Kingdom of Heaven took place and reunites with frequent collaborator
Russell Crowe. So he should be in his comfort zone and ready to deliver
a memorable take on the oft filmed Robin Hood legend, presumably
without incongruous accents, talking foxes or men in tights. We really
could do with seeing a new promo image now though…
7. Arrested Development
Starring: Michael Cera, Jason Bateman, David Cross, Will Arnett, Portia de Rossi
Director: Mitchell Hurwitz
Release Date: TBC 2010
The best TV shows get cancelled. Frequently. Sometimes the fanbase
is so vocal about the injustice that the property is given a new lease
of life – Family Guy, Futurama and Joss Whedon’s Firefly were all
brought back from the dead. And currently slated for a 2010 release is
the critically acclaimed comedy Arrested Development. This movie has
been rumoured for a very long time, but clearly, what with it being so
high on the list, hope has not been lost, anticipation has not been
lessened. Stuff White People Like explains the Arrested Development phenom thusly: Even though most white people prefer to say that they
don’t watch television, one thing they agree on is that Arrested
Development was the best show on TV. They love it so much!
The love it for a number of reasons. Firstly, since the show was
cancelled before it jumped the shark, it’s effectively like a rocker
that dies at 27. Also, the show got terrible ratings, meaning that it
wasn’t ‘mainstream,’ which makes white people love it unilaterally.
Other examples of shows like this are Twin Peaks and The Ben Stiller
Show.
They also love it because there are a few references to white
popular culture, and if there is one thing that white people love, it’s
cultural references that they understand (see Garden State, The Onion,
and Juno for examples).
If you are ever a white person’s house, and you see an orange box in their DVD
collection, you should say “oh, you have Arrested Development, I love
that show!” To which you will be offered a glass of wine, and perhaps
an invitation to 80s night.
Also of note: the hip hop group Arrested Development is also loved by white people.
We’ve seen Arrested Development alumni go on to make their mark in
cinema, but they are allegedly all locked to return to their TV
characters, and we couldn’t be more excited by the prospect. Hopefully
it’ll be a success.
6. The Expendables
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren,
‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin, Mickey Rourke, Arnold Schwarzenegger
Director: Sylvester Stallone
Release Date: 23rd April 2010
Sly Stallone wants to go out in a blaze of gory. Sorry, typo, blaze of glory.
Actually, they’re both right. The Expendables could well be the
throwback action movie that dreams are made of. With a cast list that
reads like someone just reading names off of their action movie DVD
collection, fans of the genre are getting spoilt rotten.
5. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Starring: Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kieran Culkin
Director: Edgar Wright
Release Date: TBC 2010
One of the greatest indie comic books in recent history, Scott
Pilgrim, created by writer-artist Bryan Lee O’Malley, is an epic love
story, a teen comedy
and a bizarre action piece set in Canada. Influenced by music, video
games, manga and real life it really is like nothing else. If you
haven’t read it yet, you’re missing out.
Edgar Wright’s film adaptation stars Michael Cera as Scott Pilgrim,
lead singer of crappy, unsigned band Sex Bob-Omb (that’s a Super Mario
reference, n00bs), and Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Ramona Flowers, the
girl of Scott’s dreams. Literally. He dreams about her, and then she
shows up. In pursuit of her he has to fight her seven evil
ex-boyfriends, evade his jilted ex Knives Chau, and put up with Wallace
Wells (Kieran Culkin), the gay roommate that he sleeps with (but not in
a gay way). Made of win.
4. Tron Legacy
Starring: Garrett Hedlund, Jeff Bridges, Olivia Wilde
Director: Joseph Kosinski
Release Date: TBC 2010
 Tron
was ahead of its time. Now is that time. While the first film amazed
with its vision and FX, it still managed to bore with its pace, but on
the basis of this concept trailer,
the sequel has managed to get the balance just right. The plot sees
Flynn’s son enter Tron to find out what happened to his father (Jeff
Bridges) all those years ago. Looks spectacular. 3. Toy Story 3
Starring: Tom Hanks, Tim Allen
Director: Lee Unkrich
Release Date: 18th June 2010
Pixar: the most dependable movie studio around. Coming off of Wall-E
and Up, they’re returning to their roots, the movie that made their
name, Toy Story. Ordinarily, threequels are something to dread, and
unnecessary sequels to animated movies
often feel every bit as superfluous as they actually are (yes, you,
Shrek). But Pixar can (virtually) do no wrong at this point, and the
first two Toy Story movies are such bona fide modern classics that you
can’t help but be excited about the further misadventures of Woody and
Buzz.
2. Iron Man 2
Starring: Robert Downey Jr, Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle, Mickey Rourke, Sam Rockwell, Scarlett Johansson
Director: Jon Favreau
Release Date: 7th May 2010
‘I am Iron Man.’ How could you not be desperate to see a sequel
after Robert Downey Jr delivered that line at a press conference in the
final scene of Iron Man? Like Tony Stark, director Jon Favreau has
tinkered with his machine, upgraded it, and is ready to show the world
Iron Man Mark II. In the superhero sequel tradition, it promises to be
bigger and better, with the new friends, new foes and heightened fanboy
expectations. Scarlett Johansson is Natasha Romanov – Tony Stark’s
replacement red-head assistant now that Gwyneth Paltrow’s Pepper Potts
has been promoted – she’s also secretly Russian superspy Black Widow.
Mickey Rourke plays fellow Russian Whiplash, Iron Man’s nemesis along
with Sam Rockwell’s Justin hammer. It appears as though The Iron Man
armour has kick-started a new Cold War…
Terrence Howard is probably (like the rest of us) still in shock
after getting Cheadled, and Olga Kurylenko can’t believe she didn’t get
Johansson’s part. She refuses to take the costume off, it’s kind of
embarrassing…
1. Inception
Starring: Leonardo Dicaprio, Ellen Page, Marion Cotillard, Joseph
Gordon-Levitt, Ken Watanabe, Cillian Murphy, Tom Hardy, Michael Caine
Director: Christopher Nolan
Release Date: 16th July 2010
Nothing else could have been number one, not after 2008, not after
The Dark Knight. It. Was. Awesome. Due in no small part to the genius
of Christopher Nolan, a director with an enviable track record, who now
turns his attentions to the sci-fi genre with Inception, a movie shrouded in Cloverfield-levels of mystery.
We know Ken Watanabe is blackmailing Leonardo DiCaprio, who’s
married to Marion Cotillard and works with Joseph Gordon-Levitt and
Ellen Page, but that’s it. Oh, and, it’s set within ‘the architecture
of the mind’, which could mean anything at this point. Inception makes
number one sheerly on the basis of the talent involved, the mega cast,
the phenomenal director, and, again, because of 2008, which as our top
two shows, was quite a good year for movies.
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The Twilight Saga's Eclipse': Coming On June 30, 2010
Third film in 'Twilight' series
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Um... ok? Only like 4 of these I can agree with
June 9, 2009 - 3:00 pm By Michael Dance
Seth Rogen fatigue is setting in, so we left The Green Hornet off the list. Ditto to the inevitable Nightmare on Elm Street remake, even though it landed Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy Krueger. Remakes of Clash of the Titans and Death at a Funeral and the possible Ben Stiller/Tom Cruise comedy The Hardy Men might be good, but there were too many other interesting movies to pick from.
So what does that leave? Well, it’s an accepted fact that Hollywood
has run out of ideas and is just coasting on remakes and sequels, so
while putting together this list, we tried to come up with as many
totally original movies as we could. In the end, we’ve got four
sequels, three of which are based on books; four additional non-sequels
based on books; three movies based on TV shows; and one based on a
well-known legend.
That left only six original movies. Oh well. Despite that, we think we put together a damn good list.
Plot: Teenagers who spread “the Bug,” a
fictional, incurable STD that causes the sexually-active to develop
horrific physical deformities, as well as those who didn’t catch it but
reacted to the plague.
Director: David Fincher
Cast and Crew: None released
COED’s Take: A kind of
safe-sex PSA wrapped in the body of a sci-fi thriller, “Black Hole” is
based on a graphic novel by Charles Burns (not a remake of the 1979
film) about a sexually transmitted disease that’s rapidly spreading
among teenagers. The story follows two such teens, Keith and Chris, as
they get infected with the ‘the bug,’ which causes them and the story
to devolve into a dreamy, hallucinogenic wasteland – a perfect fit for
director David Fincher (Se7en, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button). Sounds pretty awesome – but not as awesome as Fincher’s other upcoming project, Heavy Metal. (Unfortunately, we have no idea when that one’s coming out.)
Plot Outline: A group of Iraq War veterans looks to clear their name
with the U.S. military, who suspect the four men of committing a crime
for which they were framed. more
Director: Joe Carnahan
Cast and Crew: Bradley Cooper, Bruce Willis, Common, Woody Harrelson
COED’s Take: When we heard that they’re making a
feature-length version of “The A-Team”, the first thing we thought of
is, of course, Mr. T, badass (but cheesy) action and a sweet van. And
we’re hoping they stick to that formula as closely as possible.
Unfortunately, they’re already starting off with a deficit, as Mr. T
will be replaced by someone not nearly as cool (Common? Seriously?).
But with A-class actors, like Liam Neeson, Bruce Willis and Woody
Harrelson all rumored to be on-board, that still leaves some room for
hope. And if director Joe Carnahan can pull this one off, it will be a
huge hit. Otherwise, I pity the fool… (Sorry, I couldn’t resist.)
Plot Outline: A team of mercenaries head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator.
Director: Sylvester Stallone
Cast and Crew: Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mickey
Rourke, Jason Statham, Sylvester Stallone, Brittany Murphy, Jet Li,
Dolph Lundgren
COED’s Take: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Sylvester Stallone, Jet Li, Ivan Drago Dolph Lundgren, Steve Austin and Randy Couture
are a team of mercenaries headed to South America on a mission to
overthrow a dictator. How F’ing awesome is that?! As soon as I hear
“written and directed by Sylvester Stallone” my ears perked up. Throw
in the action movie hall of fame cast and you’ve got a winning formula.
Sure this movie probably won’t win an Oscar, but the body count will be
ridiculously high and your balls might explode from a surge of
testosterone.
Plot outline: Lucy and Edmund return to Narnia with their cousin
Eustace and join up with Prince Caspian on the Dawn Treader, a ship
headed for the edge of the world.
Director: Michael Apted
Cast: Ben Barnes, Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes, Will Poulter, Eddie Izzard
COED’s Take: This one almost didn’t happen — after The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
had a disappointing box office run in the U.S., Disney dropped the
franchise altogether. Luckily, Fox picked it up and moved the release
date from early summer back to Christmas. The twelve-year-olds inside
of us loved the first two Narnia movies, and the gaping hole left by The Lord of the Rings is still almost too much for us to bear, so we’re looking forward to another big-budget epic fantasy fix.
Plot outline: A brand new comedy based on the original exploits of
Larry, Curly, and Moe, the Columbia Pictures comedy team from the 1930s
and ’40s.
Director: Bobby and Peter Farrelly
Cast: Jim Carrey, Sean Penn, Benicio Del Toro
COED’s take: Let’s get this straight: it’s not a biopic. It’s not a remake of any particular Three Stooges
short. Instead, writer/directors the Farrelly brothers are basically
making a new Three Stooges adventure — just with Jim Carrey, Sean Penn,
and Benicio Del Toro stepping into the roles created by Larry Fine,
Curly Howard, and Moe Howard, respectively. Will that work? We have no
idea; we’re still baffled at the thought of Jim Carrey gaining weight and Sean Penn doing physical comedy. Plot outline: Bella Swan must choose between vampire Edward Cullen
and werewolf Jacob Black; meanwhile, Victoria, the leftover evil
vampire from the first movie, comes back for revenge.
Director: David Slade
Cast: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner
COED’s Take: Why include the third Twilight
movie to come out in less than two years? Two reasons. One, because
it’s literally highly anticipated: right now there are a couple million
14-year-old Twilight fanatics searching the Web for articles
that mention it. And two, because the new director, David Slade, might
actually bring a spark to this franchise. He did 2005’s Hard Candy — the most disturbing movie to feature a teenage girl cutting a grown man’s testicles off since, well, ever — and 2007’s 30 Days of Night. So, at least he knows his way around vampires.
Plot outline: thirty years after their high school graduation, five friends reunite for a Fourth of July weekend.
Director: Dennis Dugan
Cast: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade, Rob Schneider, Salma Hayek, Maya Rudolph, Maria Bello
COED’s Take: Which Adam Sandler are we getting here? The upcoming Funny People Adam Sandler or the You Don’t Mess with the Zohan
Adam Sandler? The presence of Rob Schneider would seem to suggest the
latter, but this one is an ensemble movie — a rarity for Sandler — and
Schneider aside, it would be really hard for this good of an all-star
cast to screw up. Plus, we just kind of like high school reunion stories.
Plot: No plot released
Director: Darren Aronofsky
Cast and Crew: None attached
COED’s Take: Disguised as a vigilante shoot-em-up,
the original 1987 Robocop, directed by Peter Verhoeven, is actually a
smart piece of social-commentary filmmaking, which rips both Capitalism
and human nature a new one with over-the-top violence and a vicious
sense of humor. And if you ask us, it doesn’t need to be remade and
certainly can’t be improved upon. That said, director Darren Aronofsky
(The Wrestler, Requiem for a Dream) is signed on to
the project – an odd union, but at least this “reimagining” is in the
hands of someone with an actual imagination. So while we’re excited
about this one, we’re mostly just hoping nobody f**ks it up.
Plot outline: Based on the animated series Avatar: The Last Airbender,
the story takes place in a world divided into the Fire, Water, Earth,
and Air Nations. A young “airbender” named Aang must stop the Fire
Nation from taking over.
Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Cast: Noah Ringer, Dev Patel, Cliff Curtis, Jackson Rathbone, Shaun Toub, Aasif Mandvi
COED’s Take: This will either be a really cool
movie or an epic failure to end all epic failures. M. Night Shyamalan
finally branches beyond his patented thrillers, which is nice since The Happening and Lady in the Water
sucked. But is he up for this kind of big-budget fantasy? Few people
have heard of the source material, which means box office is pretty
shaky unless the ad campaign wows a lot of people. But it will be cool
to see Slumdog Millionaire’s Dev Patel try to make a name for himself beyond last year’s Best Picture winner.
Plot outline: Tim Burton and Johnny Depp (as the Mad Hatter) take on Lewis Carroll’s classic.
Director: Tim Burton
Cast: Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska, Michael Sheen, Anne Hathaway,
Helena Bonham Carter, Alan Rickman, Crispin Glover, Christopher Lee
COED’s Take: Who better to take on Carroll’s cracked-out, drug-influenced Alice in Wonderland than Burton and Depp? Plus, the six of you who saw the first season of HBO’s In Treatment already know that Mia Wasikowska
will give a terrific, star-making performance as Alice. The only red
flag? An odd March release date. We thought the combination of Depp and
a big budget made for an automatic summer debut.
Plot outline: A comedy about two cops who try to locate a stolen baseball card and rescue a kidnapped woman. Director: Kevin Smith
Cast: Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, Seann William Scott, Adam Brody, Kevin Pollak
COED’s Take: So it’s a cop movie starring a white guy and a black guy.
Sounds like the most generic thing possible, right? Well, the script
was good enough to attract director Kevin Smith — who has never, ever
directed a movie he hasn’t written before. And everybody believed in
the project enough to take a pay cut as a deal to keep the movie’s R
rating. Might this be another The Hangover-style project — something that sounds like it’ll just come and go but then turns out to be hilarious?
Plot outline: a re-telling of the Robin Hood legend from the Gladiator team of Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe.
Director: Ridley Scott
Cast: Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett, Mark Strong, Kevin Durand, William Hurt, Vanessa Redgrave, Scott Grimes
COED’s Take: This would’ve been even higher on our list had they kept their first idea: originally, the movie was going to be called Nottingham
and star Crowe as a sympathetic Sheriff of Nottingham squaring off
against a not-so-pure-hearted Robin Hood. At one point, Crowe was even
planning on playing both roles. Eventually, though, they decided to
make a more straightforward version of the legend with a focus on
historical accuracy, and Crowe settled on Robin. Knowing director
Ridley Scott, expect some spectacular battle scenes. Blanchett as Maid Marian isn’t too bad, either.
Plot outline: A man fights his way across post-apocalyptic America
in order to protect a book that holds the secret to saving humankind.
Director: Albert Hughes
Cast: Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman, Mila Kunis, Michael Gambon, Tom Waits
COED’s Take: Terminator Salvation disappointed, Doomsday flopped, and The Road got delayed a year and still hasn’t come out yet. So will The Book of Eli swoop in and take the Great Post-Apocalyptic Movie crown?
Denzel Washington usually does contemporary thrillers, so it’ll be cool
to see him in a sci-fi flick, but who we’re really pumped about is Gary
Oldman, in an over-the-top bad guy role that anyone who’s seen The Professional knows he’s ridiculously awesome at playing. Oh, and Mila Kunis is hot.
Plot outline: A regular date night between a middle-aged married couple becomes much more than they expected.
Director: Shawn Levy
Cast: Steve Carell, Tina Fey, Leighton Meester, Mark Wahlberg, Mila
Kunis, Mark Ruffalo, James Franco, Taraji P. Henson, Common, Kristen
Wiig
COED’s Take: All you had to say was that Steve Carell and Tina Fey
were teaming up to play a married couple. Talk about a great pairing.
But then to add ridiculous star wattage in the form of Wahlberg,
Franco, Kunis, Henson, Ruffalo, and the rest makes us think that this
is going to be a seriously funny — and seriously huge — movie.
Plot outline: Harry, Ron, and Hermione go on the run from Death Eaters while trying to find the remaining Horcruxes.
Director: David Yates
Cast: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Bonnie Wright, Evanna Lynch, Alan Rickman
COED’s Take: We’re still not thrilled about Warner Bros. splitting up Deathly Hallows into two movies, because c’mon: eight movies will just look weird on our DVD shelves. But Part I
promises to be the darkest Potter film yet; not that they’d ever do
this in a million years, but it’d be easy to make an R rated cut, given
all the torturing and killing that happens. Yep, you heard it here
first, parents: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is all about torturing and killing.
Plot outline: In the late 1800s, a Wild West bounty hunter tracks a
voodoo practitioner bent on raising an army of Confederate zombies.
Director: Jimmy Hayward
Cast: Josh Brolin, Megan Fox, John Malkovich, Will Arnett, Michael Shannon
COED’s Take: Okay, first, that’s the coolest synopsis ever. Second, Josh Brolin is the man — after No Country for Old Men and W.,
who better to take on a cool-as-hell bounty hunter? But then there are
two other factors which sweeten the deal, and they both involve Megan Fox.
Plot outline: Tony Stark, with his buddy Jim Rhodes, squares off
against Whiplash and the Black Widow while continuing discussions with
Nick Fury about the Avengers Initiative.
Director: Jon Favreau
Cast: Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle, Mickey Rourke, Scarlett Johansson, Sam Rockwell, Samuel L. Jackson
COED’s Take: Emily Blunt was originally going to be
the Black Widow but had to drop out because of scheduling, so Johansson
took over. Blunt would’ve been way better, but everything else about
this film indicates lots and lots of awesomeness. Don Cheadle taking
over the role of Jim Rhodes/War Machine from Terrence Howard? He’ll
knock it out of the park. Jackson, Rockwell, and Rourke? Yes, please.
Jon Favreau back in the director’s chair? If it’s half as good as the
first one, it’ll still be one of the better movies of the year.
Plot outline: Self-destructive freelance journalist Paul Kemp tries
to make sense of his life while writing for a run-down newspaper in
1950s Puerto Rico in this movie adaptation of the novel by Hunter S.
Thompson.
Director: Bruce Robinson
Cast: Johnny Depp, Aaron Eckhart, Amber Heard, Richard Jenkins, Giovanni Ribisi
COED’s Take: Johnny Depp, a big Hunter S. Thompson
fan, has been trying to get this movie made for years. He already
played Thompson outright in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,
which has become a cult classic; seeing what he does in another
Thompson role is already making us salivate (as is his co-star Amber Heard).
Plot outline: we got nothing.
Director: Christopher Nolan
Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Marion Cotillard, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen Page, Michael Caine, Cillian Murphy, Ken Watanabe
COED’s Take: This movie could very well be
terrible. All anyone knows about the plot is what director Christopher
Nolan has chosen to reveal: that it’s “a contemporary sci-fi actioner
set within the architecture of the mind.” If you can figure out what
that means, let us know. But since this is Nolan’s follow-up project to
The Dark Knight, the second-highest grossing movie in the U.S. ever, and since Nolan has also directed Batman Begins, Memento, and The Prestige, and since he’s assembled a terrific cast, we’re willing to follow him anywhere — especially the realm of the unknown.
Plot: No plot released
Director: Mitchell Hurwitz
Cast and Crew: Michael Cera, Jason Bateman, David Cross, Portia de Rossi, Jeffrey Tambor, Will Arnett
COED’s Take: Hands-down the most anticipated movie of 2010, Arrested Development
fans have been pining for a big-screen adaptation ever since this
ingenious show was kicked off the air (yes, by someone retarded). And
after tamping down a slew of rumors about its future, the producers
have made it over some hurdles necessary for moving forward, like
signing Michael Cera on to the production. But until we start seeing
official trailers, we’re just going to assume this one isn’t even
coming out, just to stave off the disappointment.
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mardi, novembre 24, 2009
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Humeur actuelle :  extatique
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samedi, octobre 24, 2009
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Humeur actuelle :  amusé
How long was the longest Monopoly game ever
Everywhere I looked I come up with the same answer:
70 straight days (1680 hours).
Unfortunately I can not find the exact details to how
this was done, as I'm sure no person could stay up that long.
Some other long Monopoly records:
Longest game in a bathtub:
99 hours
Longest game underwater:
45 days
Longest game played upside-down:
36 hours
Longest game in a tree house:
240 hours
Longest game on a balance beam:
200 hours
Longest game on the back of a fire truck:
101 hours
Longest game in a moving elevator:
384 hours
Longest game underground:
100 hours
 | Actuellement j'écoute:
Off The Deep End
Par Friday Night Boys
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jeudi, septembre 24, 2009
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mercredi, août 12, 2009
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Humeur actuelle :  agité
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mercredi, mars 18, 2009
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Humeur actuelle : amusé
THIS WILL BE BEING RELEASED STARTING IN 2011! IT COSTS NEARLY $150,000 , CAN TRAVEL UP TO 450 MILES IN FLIGHT, AND RUNS ON UNLEADED GAS! ALSO, THEY SAY THAT A PILOTS LICENSE WILL BE NECESSARY FOR IT, BUT NOT A REGULAR ONE, IT WILL BE MUCH LIKE OBTAINING A REGULAR LICENSE!!!!! IF I HAD THE MONEY I'D SOOOOOO BE IN LINE, PEOPLE ARE ALREADY PUTING DEPOSITS DOWN! AND WHO CREATED IT? THAT'S RIGHT, NOT THE CHINESE, NOT THE JAPANESE, NOT THE BRITISH, BUT AMERICANS! THAT'S WHAT THE RECESSION DOES TO US. MAKES US GO JETSON'S ON THE WORLD!
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dimanche, février 22, 2009
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Humeur actuelle : extatique
THAT'S RIGHT KIDDIES, YOU HEARD ME, PERCY JACKSON IS COMING TO THE BIG SCREEN!
WHO IS PERCY JACKSON?
WHY HE IS THE DEMI-GOD FROM:
THE LIGHTNING THIEF
Opening in Theaters - Friday, February 12th, 2010
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