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Friday, April 03, 2009 

Current mood:  blank
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
Hey everyone...or whoever still reads my blogs...I'm going to ramble a bit, so feel free to bear with me and read or click home on your page now...

I know it's been awhile.  I haven't written anything because there's not much to write about.

My mom was just telling my that my little brother just picked out his classes for his Freshman year of high school.  HIGH SCHOOL!  He's at the age I was when he was born and now he's already going to high school soon!  It seems like it was just yesterday that he was four years old running up to me in the clumsy way that 4 yr olds run to say bye to me as I was moving into my dorm at Stanford freshman year.  I was 14 years older than him and now he's 14 and I'm only...uhh... 7 years older than him now...hehe...funny how that happens.  Soon he's going to catch up with me in age.

My high school 10 year reunion is in June.  That makes me feel old.  I still live as if i'm in my early 20's.  Most of the people I went to school with are married or divorced and have kids.  Well...lets be honest, many of my classmates had kids when they were in high school... ;)  But now they have MORE kids..and probably on PURPOSE!

I feel like the guy who doesn't want to grow up sometimes.  I'm still chasing my dream.  I've been the guy who is scared to commit to anyone for marriage because I see marriage as being trapped for the rest of your life with the same person...who may get ugly... haha...I work the graveyard shift, because I want to have the day open for acting and a 9-5 job feels once again, like I'm trapped in a job that I probably don't like, but it's just a job, not a career.

Lately I've been reflecting on my life and where I'm at and where I want to be.  It's a little depressing.  It'd be one thing if I was a continuously working actor, then I'd be making a living do what I love, which is my goal. But...

I make way less money than I should or could be making if I actually had a career or used my Stanford degree.  I work graveyard shift at a company that...well... I won't say anything since they don't respect privacy here... I have no family in Los Angeles or anywhere in California.  I have no girlfriend or any healthy relationships.  I don't own my own house, but I pay a fortune in rent that is more than what my friends pay for their how house in Texas.  I am 10K in debt that I put a large chunk of my check towards each month trying to pay it down.  Granted, 6K of that is for the scooter I bought, so it's like having a car payment.  Oh, and my car officially sucks ass now.  It's the same car I've been driving around for 12 years now since I was 16 and now it has no radio so I have to be ghetto and listen to my Ipod when I roll around.

2009 hasn't gotten any better than 2008 yet.  I gotta say, this past year has been the toughest year of my life.  It's like being on a rollercoaster and continuously heading down, waiting to finally curve back up to get the tingling sensation out of my balls.

As a result, I'm starting to reconsider things.  I never thought I'd say this, but I think I'm finally ready to settle down and start a family.  Granted, if I book a sitcom and become famous, that will probably change as I enjoy the fruits of being a celebrity, ie groupie sex... :)  But now I'm feeling like I'm missing out on something good now because of something (groupie sex) that may never come later.  So I'm ready to start dating and finding a person to be with that could lead to marriage, which is very scary to me I must admit.  Every relationship in the past I just figured would last a little while and then I'd move on to someone else.  I never saw it as long term leading to marriage.

Plus I really want a kid.  I need someone to inherit this debt of mine dammit! :)  But before I have a kid, I want that relationship with someone to travel with me and do all the couple things that couples do. 

So you people need to start setting me up with people!  Come on!  I gave you blog enjoyment, now go find me some relationship booty.  I think I'm pretty open about what I like and who I am, so if you've read blogs or know me, you probably know what I like.  If you have a hot stripper friend, then yes, hook it up!  If you have a hot college friend, then yes, hook it up.  If you have a hot younger sister who is graduating high school, then yes, hook it up! lol

Anyway, enough personal mushy stuff.

I'm going to be coming to Texas in June for my reunion.  I talked to my parents and they were like, "Oh, yeah we have another trip planned that weekend on accident so we won't be here.  So we will send you a house key and car key."  I told them that I'm going to throw a big party at their house while they're gone.  They said that would be ok haha.

To make up for missing out on visiting their prized son, they are going to fly me down for Memorial weekend, so I'll be coming to Texas TWICE!  Woohoo!  So let party people!

It's also official, I'll be going to New Orleans this year for Halloween.  Who wants to go???  The last trip I need to plan now for this year is going to be a Carribean cruise in December with Kiyo. 

The radio show is going well.  I think content wise, this week's show was the funniest yet.  Too bad the sound wasn't great.  I'd love to get on a real radio show and make a living doing that as opposed to working a real job.  Anything where I can make a living entertaining people I'm happy. 

Oh, I forgot to finish my thought about analyzing where I'm at in life.  That was all the negative stuff.  The one good thing I got going is that I'm free.  I'm free to do anything I want in life.  I can travel if I want.  I don't have anyone to answer to as far as a relationship goes.  And so far, I will never have to say "what if" when it comes to pursuing acting and my dream.  I haven't given up on that dream yet!  And not many people can say that. :)  I also have Tivo, which is really great.  And a bar in my house, which comes in handy a lot lately.  And I have tons of credit to buy whatever I want to help fill the void in my life...ahhh....haha



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Wednesday, April 01, 2009 

Category: Podcast
This Wednesday, hot singing sensation Natalise will be our special guest on Blog Talk Radio's The Hollywood Z List - an internet radio show with hosts Robert, Curt, and Lindsay!!

Check her out at www.myspace.com/natalise.

She'll be hangin' out with the hilarious team, and you can call to ask questions or just chat with us in the chat room!

Here is the info:
Wednesday, April 1st,
7pm PST, 9 CST, 10 EST
TO LISTEN, Just log onto www.blogtalkradio.com/thehollywoodzlist or call 347-215-9609
TO CHAT, go to the same web address and take 10 sec to create an account!!

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Monday, March 16, 2009 

Current mood:  fascinated
Category: Parties and Nightlife
Hey peoples!

This weekend was a little crazy.

Friday night I had a little reunion party with my coworkers from my last job at Ultimate Shopping Network which went bankrupt after stealing customers money and not paying us our last paycheck.  It was good to see everyone.  As the last group of people were leaving, I heard this girls voice yelling "Robert!  Robert!"

At first I'm thinking I must have blacked out again during one of my parties and am about to have a wet dream...but was surprised to see my next door neighbor running over to me drunk off her ass.  Let me describe my neighbors, 2 early 20's girls who are extremely hot and have hot friends.  My first encounter with them was when they had a lingerie party at their place.   Yes I love my neighbors.

So my neighbor runs over and is like Robert! Your so great!  Come over and party with us.  So I immediately follow her next door, completely forgetting to lock up my own house or close my door or anything else because my mind is like follow the hot drunk chick!

She then asks me to carry her.  So I'm like ok.  Oh, I should also point out that I'm drunk as well... so a drunk person carrying another drunk person never works out well.  I make it to her door and to the stairs inside her house and then drop her on the ground.  I'm thinking please don't expect me to carry you up these stairs because I'm already struggling to carry her.  She's not heavy by any means, she actually has an incredible body, but I was drunk and tired and a big wimp.  haha

We walk upstairs and there are 8 other hot ass chicks all drunk and in some state of undress.  Incredibly, instead of trying to cover up, they all just say HEY ROBERT!  and continue on.  I'm like wow, this is awesome!  We are all drunk and they are all falling on me and I'm the center of attention, which is where I always like to be!

Then they pull out a bong and make a circle and start smoking.  I haven't smoked in years, but I'll be damned if I'm going to say no to anything.  So I try to smoke and honestly I'm hoping I don't start hacking in front of everyone.  Then I am wondering if I'm even smoking it correctly cuz I hadn't done a bong since college.  So I had that second of fear when I take my mouth away and blow out, hoping that smoke comes out so I don't look stupid.  Trust me, I've tried to smoke before and had no smoke come out of my mouth cuz I did it wrong.

Then they are like we are big potheads, do you smoke pot?  I'm like sure....uhhh...all the time... Internal thought: "Dammit, now I have to learn to be a pothead so I can kick it with them more often..."

Then one is like do you do E?  I've never done any drugs but weed back in college, but at this point I'm sticking with my "Say Yes to everything" plan.  So I'm like yeah, basically I'll do anything you want to do.  That's how hot these girls are.  These chicks are the type who I will turn into a coked out crackhead sucking dick on Santa Monica for...ok maybe not that extreme, but just want to give you an idea of what I'm working with.  Haha, one girl at one point walked up to me and was like omg, I did so much coke tonight.  I didn't really know how to respond to this, so I just said awesome and high fived her.  Yeah... I was totally out of my element, but I was going to try to fit in dammit!

At some point I tuck the girls in and go home.  Some of them are from Santa Barbara, which happens to be where I'm going to party next weekend, so I got their numbers so they can party with me next weekend.

Saturday I spent all day alone watching movies and TV.  I felt pretty lame.  I was hungover, but didn't have any plans lined up.  So I watched Saturday Night Live and then fell asleep around 2am.  At 3:30am I get a phone call from one of the girls from last night.  They tell me that they left one of their friends on accident in Hollywood and she happened to have the house key.  So they ask if they can all come to my place until they can get into their house.  9 drunk hot girls need to come chill in my place?  Come on in!

Unfortunately, the girls were in drunk fight mode and freaking out because they couldn't find their friend.  Some were arguing with each other and others were crying.  Two started pushing each other at some point... but hey drunk girls in miniskirts fighting, I'll work with it...  One of them threw up in my kitchen sink, but she was really hot so I overlooked it since they cleaned it up. 

Then one girl who is really hot and has a hot southern accent asks me if I smoke.  Being the naive innocent guy that I am, I'm assuming she's talking about cigarettes, so I say no.  Then she asks if she can roll a blunt and smoke it.  I'm like ooooh, you meant weed, ok...yeah go ahead.

At some point they got access to their place next door so we all went back over to their place.  Oh, get this.  My neighbor who came over at first last night was so drunk that she didn't even realize she had broken her finger til the next day.  That's DRUNK!  Hopefully it didn't happen when I dropped her...

At their place, one of the girls had the bong out but had that sad pothead look on her face because she didn't have any weed to smoke.  So she's just stroking the bong like it's a magical lamp hoping to make a wish to the weed Genie to bring her some herb.  I guess it worked cuz the southern girl comes over and is like yeah, I have weed and pulls out this baggie full of it.

Then one of them asks her how she lost her crown.  I'm like wait a minute...this sounds familiar.  Then I realize that I had heard a story about this girl in the news earlier this year.  She was Miss Teen Louisiana who had her crown taken away after she was arrested for not paying a restuarant tab and then they found weed in her purse that she had left at the restuarant.  IT WAS HER! 

I was like oh damn, that was you!!!  That's awesome!!!  I talk to her some more and she's moving to LA and told me her side of the story which I'll go into on this weeks radio show, Wed night at 8pm PST on www.blogtalkradio.com/thehollywoodzlist.  By the way, you guys should tune into my new radio show because we talk about these kinds of stories with people we encounter working in entertainment and we mix it up with jokes, etc.  I really thought we hit our stride last week and it was funny.  You can chat in the chatroom with us while the show is on as well.  If you can't listen online, you can call us and listen on your phone at 347-215-9609 and you can talk to us on air as well.  If you miss the show, go to the site, www.blogtalkradio.com/thehollywoodzlist and download the podcast or stream it through the site.  Also tell your friends to listen.  The more people listening the better it gets.

Ok enough publicizing...

I thought it was an awesome story to end up smoking with her who was famous for being caught with weed and turns out to really be a huge pothead.  Plus she's extremely hot!  I wish I had thought to take a picture with her.  I skipped home shorty after and called Curt and Chris to tell them the story.

If you want to see the story on her as well as a picture, go to the following link:

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/27321165/

So that was my weekend.  Saturday ended up turning into an awesome night.  I hope to party with my neighbors more often since they surround themselves with hot 20 year olds! 

It was a crazy time!  Sometimes I love my life!


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Thursday, March 05, 2009 

Current mood:  accomplished
Category: Podcast


Well I just got done with the first show of The Hollywood Z List.

I haven't listened to it yet.  I'm curious as to what you people thought who listened.

Surprisingly, we had a great showing of listeners.  The final numbers showed we had 119 live listeners and 26 callers.  Curt was hoping for 6 listeners and my goal was 20.  So 119 was wayyyy better than expected.

Being a call-in show, taking calls seemed to be a main issue.  I don't think the majority of the calls we took meant to actually call in and say anything, they were just wanting to listen to the show and so didn't say anything.

Props to the 3 callers that actually worked, Kiyo, Allison and Albert.

It seemed like we got a lot of action in the chatroom.  I'll try to be more active in the chatroom next time.  It's hard thinking of all the funny stuff I said and type at the same time ;) hehehe.

If anyone missed the show, you can still go to www.blogtalkradio.com/thehollywoodzlist and listen to it.  I believe you can also upload it onto iTunes and download it to your ipod so you can masterbate to my voice later

But I really would like to get feedback on the show.  What did you like?  What did you not like?  Technical issues?  Suggestions?  What would you like to hear about in the future, etc.

The next show will be Wednesday night at 8pm PST, 10PM CST, 11PM EST.

It'll only be for 1 hour from now on.

How's the time slot work?  Wed night compared to say Sunday night?  6pm-8pm time slots are reserved for special shows so we cant do that time slot unfortunately.

I felt it was a good first show and it will get better and better.  The best part will be building an audience and getting interaction from you guys.  We want to entertain you guys so that you will tune in each week and listen.  So please give us feedback.

If you haven't already, sign up for a free account on www.blogtalkradio.com.  Add our show as one of your friends.

On myspace, add us, www.myspace.com/thehollywoodzlist

Or email us at hollywoodzlist@gmail.com.  If your on facebook, find us using our email address.

Thanks for listening and I hope you will continue to listen!  Oh and please help spread the word to your friends if you would like to help promote us.  I really enjoy doing the show, so the more listeners the better!

And we'll give you a shoutout...and sexual favors!



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Wednesday, March 04, 2009 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Podcast

Hosted By:
Robert, Lindsay and Curt

When:
Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Where:
www.blogtalkradio.com/thehollywoodzlist
Beverly Hills
90210

Description:
Log on and Listen to the premiere of The Hollywood Z List. www.blogtalkradio.com/thehollywoodzlist Wed, March 4 8-10pm PST. Call in and talk to us at (347) 215-9609. Or if you don't have access to your computer, call and listen to the show on your phone! Log onto blogtalkradio.com/thehollywoodzlist and chat with us in the chatroom during the show! www.myspace.com/thehollywoodzlist

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Wednesday, February 25, 2009 

Current mood:  cheerful
Category: Podcast

Hey Everyone,


So the internet radio show idea has really progressed.  We are getting in our mic's tomorrow and doing a few test runs and then next week it's showtime!


Here is the information:


You can listen to the show online at www.blogtalkradio.com/thehollywoodzlist
It'll be a call-in show, so you can call into the show at (347) 215-9609.  You can call from your cell phone, house phone, phone booth or through your computer if you have a microphone.What's cool is that you can also just call that number and listen to the show on your phone if you're away from your computer.


If you're unable to listen to the show live, you can go to the site I listed above and download it there to listen to OR you can download it through iTunes and listen to it as a podcast!


During the show, the site also has a chatroom, so if you don't want to call, you can chat with other listeners as well as ME since I'll be logged into the chatroom during the show.  In order to do the chatroom, you need to go in ahead of time and create your own personal account.  It's all free to do.  Once you create an account, click on our page, www.blogtalkradio.com/thehollywoodzlist and add us as a friend so you'll be updated on future shows and can listen to old shows you may have missed.


Also, we have a myspace page at www.myspace.com/thehollywoodzlist .  If you haven't already, go add us as a friend and we can keep you updated on shows, etc.


The FIRST show will air on Wednesday, March 4th at 8pm PST!  It'll be 8pm-10pm.  


So please help me make this a success by listening to the show, chatting with us and calling in to talk to us.


Here's some info on the show:


The Hollywood Z list starring Robert Martinez,Lindsay Haun and Curt Sandvig. Our show talks about everything Hollywood and then some


Robert Martinez "accomplished actor", Curt Sandvig "accomplished Hollywood Expert" and Lindsay Haun "accomplished third wheel" have fun talking about the one and only thing they know well, Entertainment. Adding their own twisted slants on Hollywood gossip, you’ll want to be sure to listen and call in with your own opinions, compliments for Robert and Curt and sympathy for Lindsay.



Thanks for all your support and I hope you listen.  We'll try to make it as funny as we can!




 
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Friday, February 20, 2009 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers
Hey everyone,

So me and my coworker were thinking of starting up a weekly talk radio show online.  What do you guys think?  Would you tune in and listen?  Maybe on Sundays?

This week I finally had some auditions.  On Tuesday I auditioned for that show "Life".  It was horrible!  I sucked so bad that I was embarrassed.

It was only a few lines but I couldn't get the last line down how they wanted it.  I did it 5 times before I got it right.  It was so embarrassing.  I wanted to be like "It's ok.  Please just let me go now.  We both know I'm not booking this.  Put me out of my misery."

The next day I had an audition for the lead role in a low budget feature film that I badly want to book because Edward James Olmos and Danny Trejo are both in it. 


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I'm a huge fan of theirs.  Edward James Olmos would play my father.  And Danny Trejo is a beast!  He's been in hundreds of films too.

I think I did great in the audition.  Funny story of how a person can accidentally get caught in a lie...

The casting director was like so did you read the script?  I didn't hear him that well so I thought he was asking if I read the sides for the audition.  So I was like yeah.  Then he was like wow, I'm really impressed.  Good job.  Not many actors have read the entire script before coming in.  But you think they would if they are coming in for the lead role.

The whole time I'm like oh shit...oh shit... please don't ask me anything about the script...  That would have been so awkward if he did and caught me in a "lie" even though I didn't mean to lie.  Oh how my life is a sitcom sometimes...  I am going to read the script this weekend though, because I do want this role badly and so if I get called back in a few weeks, I want to be very prepared. 

Oh yeah, I got a second job.  I"m going to tutor foster kids.  Yes ladies, I am that perfect.

Well that's all I have for now.  Hopefully I can start doing an online radio show with Curt soon and start up a youtube video channel with my roommate.  I need to start doing more creative stuff on my own.

HOLLA!


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Friday, February 06, 2009 

Current mood:  bored
Category: Blogging

So this is going around Facebook now.  I remember doing this on Myspace a few years ago.  I guess Facebook is just now catching up.  Since I was bored and did it, I figured I'd put it into a blog too and get more bang for my buck!

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

1. I LOVE to talk about myself and I love making lists, so I almost nutted in my pants when I got tagged for this!

2. I'm one of the funniest, wittiest, and most clever people you will ever meet.  And if you don't think I am, then you must un-meet me so that this statement remains a fact.

3.  Did I mention that I'm humble?  ;)  I am an attention whore though, I admit it.  And I think any actor who says they aren't is a liar.

4. Though I aspire to be in films and movies, my dream job would be to have a show like No Reservations or Bizarre Foods where I travel all around the world and experience exotic foods and new cultures.  One reason why I want to make a lot of money as an actor is so that I can travel more often.

5. My mom is white and my dad is Latino.  He wasn't taught Spanish growing up because it wasn't allowed to be spoken at his school, so my grandparents only spoke English to him.  As a result, I never learned to speak Spanish and don't have an accent.  Whenever someone comes up and speaks to me in Spanish, I either nod my head yes or no until they seem satisfied with my answer or I stare at them blankly until they become uncomfortable and leave me alone.  I hope to learn French one day so that I can really throw them off and respond in French.

6. My dream is to have a child with a chica who is half black and half asian so that my child is a quarter white, latino, black and asian.  I think they will be the most beautiful child in the world and I will retire off their earnings as a child model.

7. I'm not scared of commitment, but I'm deathly afraid of marriage.  I'm scared of getting bored sexually with my wife and then end up losing half of my stuff.  I always thought I wouldn't get married til I was 40.  As I get older, I'm starting to think I may be ready for marriage if I find the "one" or the "two" if they're into threesomes ;)

8. I love to be underestimated.  Whether it's as a comedian, actor or in life.  Underestimating me only drives me harder to succeed. 

9.  I'm very competitive and always want to be the best at everything I do.  When I did comedy and was the emcee or opener, my goal was to be better than the headliner.  In high school I wanted to be the best student in Dallas/Fort Worth.  And according to the Dallas and Fort Worth newspapers, I was. :)

10.  I was in Time Magazine as one of the top 100 high school seniors in the country.  I love being able to say I was in Time magazine.  Though I'd rather be in Playboy... doing an interview, not as a model...my boobs aren't that big geez.

11. I'd be an incredible father.  But I don't know how I'd be as a husband.  I want a lady to have a kid with me, give me the kid to raise, and go away so I can be a single father.  I know this is selfish, but I'm ok with it.

12. I was a horrible student at Stanford.  I didn't take any classes before lunch or after 5pm and only Monday-Thursday.  I rarely went to class and spent most nights doing stand up comedy in San Francisco.  Or I was spending time working on the college tv show that I did.  The only reason I graduated on time was because I'm excellent at cramming for tests and I can write a 10 page paper in 1 hour like it's nothing!

13. The very first tv show I did was a competition show called The Talent Agency and one of the co-hosts was Eva Longoria before she became super famous on Desperate Housewives.  I lost against another comedian even though I was funnier than him.  I had to drive down to LA, got paid nothing, and drove back to LA pissed off that same night.  Plus I had to turn down a gig to perform at a college in Alaska.  That was my introduction to getting screwed in Hollywood.  I was also a finalist on that show Yo Momma! on MTV with Wilmer Valderamma.  I did the show as an extra and they hassled me until I agreed to be a competitor on it.  I only planned to do the first round, take my money and leave.  I ended up making it to the end of the episode and once again, should have won, but lost.  I still haven't gotten over it, because it was obvious I won.  Plus I'm a sore loser.  And I hate Wilmer now...  Stupid Fez.

14. The very first time I was in a newspaper was when I was a little kid.  I had gotten a bike for Christmas and my parents were teaching me how to ride a bike and a photographer was driving by and stopped and took pictures of me.  One picture is of me on the ground after I fell looking like I was about to cry.  And that's how I broke into show biz and became a star!!! hahaha kidding kidding

15. I still drive the same car I got when I was 16.  A 1997 Ford Mustang.  Everyone wonders why my car is dark purple.  When I was picking out a color, the colors were all little squares and in the brochure thing it looked like it was more blue.  So I was expecting the car to be this fancy blue color.  But it's cool, I still rock the purple 'stang!

16. I haven't had many one-night stands, but when I'm committed to someone, I'm a sex-aholic and proud of it.  If I'm in a relationship, she better be able to throw down with me all the time, whether we're at home, in the car or in public.  I'm a freak in the sheets, and out of the sheets.  I also give great head! haha  Just throwing that out there... ya know... hahahaha

17. I'm running out of interesting facts about myself...maybe I'm not so interesting... oh yeah, I'm like Good Luck Chuck.  Over 90% of the girls who I've been with have gotten engaged to a dude right after me.  So if you're looking for that special someone, come see me first, because you'll end up finding him right afterwards. 

18. Growing up I was a HUGE Steven Segal fan.  I owned all of his movies and tried to grow my hair into a ponytail like him.

19. I went to predominately black schools in elementary and middle school and LOVED being different than everyone.  I think this also started my love of black chicks.  Speaking of which, I would love to have sex with a girl of every race.  If you would like to volunteer to help me on my quest, please let me know.  I also want to have sex with a midget.  I told you I was a freak...

20.  I work for Myspace and yes I've met Tom.  It's not a great job like everyone thinks it'd be.  But it beats being a waiter.

21. Traveling to Japan in middle school was one of the greatest experiences I ever had.  I want to visit every continent.

22. The biggest high I've ever gotten is when I'm performing comedy on stage in front of a huge crowd.  It's a thrill that can't be replicated.  I hope to return to comedy someday soon.

23. I'm a great friend to have and am friends for people for life.  Many of my friends are people I've known since elementary school and keep in touch with despite living in another state.  But if you piss me off, I have no problem never talking to you again.

24. I love alcohol and throwing parties.  I had a bar built just for my apartment and picked my townhouse based on it's "party suitability."

25. The only drug I've done is weed (not including alcohol, that's my friend).  The first time I smoked was on my 21st birthday with Jeanine.  I haven't smoked in years.  One of the last times I smoked, I started getting so drowsy that I thought she laced it and was trying to drug me and rob me.  It didn't dawn on me that she was smoking the same stuff.  I kind of want to try ecstasy someday so I can have amazing sex with my comforter.

I'm not tagging anybody on here.  But if you want to do this, then feel free and I'll read it!



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One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish (I Can Read It All by Myself)
By Dr. Seuss
Release date: 1960-03-12
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Wednesday, February 04, 2009 

Current mood:  adventurous
Category: Travel and Places
Hey chicas and chicos!

I know it's been awhile since I've posted a blog.  That's because I haven't been motivated to do one.  I haven't been motivated to do anything at all lately.

I working my new schedule, 3:30pm-12am.  I'm so use to working graveyard, that my body hasn't adjusted yet, so I end up being sleepy all day and waking up at 11am and doing nothing til it's time to leave for work.  I need to get motivated to get back to working out consistently.

I really want to travel.  I went to Tahoe last month and went snowboarding.  That was hard as fuck to do.  Me and Kiyo have never been snowboarding before and we've never even been on a skilift before.  So we go rent boards and the first time we put them on is when we get into the ski lift line.  So we're slipping and sliding all the way to the front of the line and then we're like uhhh...what now?

So they are like get to this line and then sit down when it comes to you.  So we start hobbling over to the line they told us to stand at and make it there just as the bench comes by and swoops us up.  We're going high in the air with the bar up and I'm like hmm...there's not much safety precautions on this.  I could easily just fall off.  So we put down the bar as if that makes much of a difference.  Then we get to the top where it's time to get off and we're like uhhh...what do we do?  The helpful guy is like "Get off".  So we jump off and automatically fall down and bust our ass.  Kiyo is able to get up and move away, but I am stuck on the ground and can't get to my feet and the dude is like you need to get away cuz people are coming behind you and need to get off.  I'm like yeah, that's the goal I have in mind, but its not happening Pops.

Finally we get over and spend 30 minutes trying to stand up and put our second foot onto the board.  It's basically Kiyo falling and busting his ass.  Me laughing at him and then falling and busting my ass.  And then repeat this about 100 more times.  Tami comes over on her skis and is trying to help us up but then she falls and busts her ass.  So the three of us are just standing up and falling back down.

At some point, Kiyo is able to take off this very slick mountain that has a sharp curve in it that people are almost falling over the curve, including Tami.  I get my foot hooked in finally and go for a few feet and then fall.  The mountain is covered with people who are doing this for the first time, so they also are on the ground or standing around.  So the only way for me not to run them over is to take a fall and then start over again. 

I finally make it to the bottom and am exhausted.  At one point going down the mountain I just lay down and take out my phone and start taking pictures and making phone calls while I rested.  When I get to the bottom I'm like fuck this and head inside.  I was done with the whole thing and was ready to go eat and head out to party.  Kiyo and Tami went a few more times and then we bounced.

So that was my first snowboarding/ski lift experience.  Perhaps I'll do it again some day.  But I really didn't enjoy busting my ass over and over.  The ground by that time wasn't so much snow as it was ice.  And I did a few face plants and I think I bruised my little Robert, cuz it hurt for a week afterwards. 

The partying was pretty sick.  Went to the casinos and partied til 4am.  Lots of alcohol was consumed.  Lots of drunk gambling took place.  Lots of big black girls molesting me in the club took place.  I hate when girls think they are too good to dance with me at the club, so it's hard for me to say no to anyone when they want to dance.  But I could definitely relate with what the hot girls feel now.  I was like a piece of meat.  And I loved it! haha

So now I'm trying to figure out where to go to next.  The original plan was to go to Spain in May.  But Kiyo starts his internship right after he gets out of school, so we can't go during that time.  So then we thought Brazil in December.  But we'd rather go during Carnival which isn't til February so we have to wait til his ass graduates.  I swear, Kiyo has become one of those guys who will never leave college and will just stay there and keep getting degree after degree that he'll never use.  He'll be the student that walks in and people think he's teaching the class.

Our new plan is to do a big nice cruise to Costa Rica or Puerto Rico type of place in December and then a Eurotrip next May after he graduates. 

My 10 year high school reunion is in late June.  I was looking at tickets to go but they are pretty expensive, so now I'm debating on going or not.  I thought I'd be able to use my $180 Northwest Airlines credit towards a ticket and get one cheap, but Northwest is expensive as hell.  It's cheaper to fly on another airline then to get a Northwest flight including the 180 discount. 

So now I have a dilemma.  Do I pay the money and go or save the money and go somewhere else?

But I do need to use my $180 credit to go somewhere this year.  I don't care where I go and I may even have to go alone.  Just to get out of LA I'll be happy.  Maybe Chicago, New Orleans, Austin or Seattle.  If anyone wants me to visit, let me know and if Northwest is cheap enough, I'll come see you!

I'm still looking for deals to go to DFW for my reunion though, because I'd like to make it.  I just got a credit card offer that gives me a free ticket to fly somewhere, so that may be my sign that I should go.

So yeah, that's what I'm dealing with right now. 

Oh, I was called racist again.  Remember awhile back someone called me racist on my blog.  Well it happened again.  I can't give specifics but I think it's funny because my last gf is black and some of my best friends are black, I have black family and I try to have sex with black chicks all the time.  So I don't get it!   I love black people, it's WHITE people I hate!  geez!  hahaha jk.  I try to explain to people that I like people of all races and backgrounds, but I hate stupid people and it's not my fault if you're stupid. 

I wish Kanye would do a video for me that says Robert doesn't like black people.  That'd be awesome.  Or I should do a video collage of all my black friends saying that I'm racist.  And then they can make up racist stories about me.  Being called racist really doesn't offend me, it just makes me laugh.  How about everyone comments with a made up story about me that makes me look racist.  Or hell, it can even be a real story since I know I've joked like that. 

Or we can show how unracist I am by taking pictures of me having sex with females of all races!  Yeah!  Who's interested???  Volunteers?  It's for charity...Ok, it can be me kissing girls of all races and shaking hands with guys of all races and then I'll make a nice photoalbum of my love of all races haha. 

As you can see, my default picture is of me and Kiyo (he's black in case you can't tell).  I realize I'm not smiling, but that's just because I'm checking to make sure he wasn't stealing my wallet!

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Thursday, January 15, 2009 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Life
Hey there men and women and children of the world.

How's your year going?

Mine is going ehh...so far.

I'm excited for my Tahoe trip this weekend.  I leave Friday and come back Monday.  I'm going to try snowboarding for the first time.  I'm going to be drunk the majority of the time, so I hope I survive.  I have these cool ski pants that are waterproof and will keep my pants from getting wet on the outside, or keep the pee on the inside if I wet myself!

I went to get my haircut today and the guy I prefer wasn't there, so I let this white lady cut my hair and give me my Daddy Yankee cut.  She was like wow, you have a lot of gray hairs for being so young.  I was so impressed with her conversational skills.  I didn't know how to respond to her comment, so I just sat there and quietly deducted from her tip that she could have earned at the end if she kept her fat mouth shut!

So now I got a complex about it and got some tweezers to pluck out white hairs and I stare at the mirror for hours trying to get them all, or at least the ones I see.  And of course I got shaky Michael J. Fox parkinson hands and I pull out 5 regular hairs to every 1 white hair. 

What's worse is that my face broke out and I have like 4 pimples on my face.  I think my body is confused.  My 28th birthday is next Thursday (so mark your calendars) so I think my body doesn't want to get old and is overcompensating for the gray hairs by giving me pimples again.  I'm like Benjamin Button!  (Thanks for that joke Sarah.)

Since I'm going to Tahoe, that will be my birthday present to myself.  Next Friday night I'll probably go out to a club in the Santa Monica/Venice area.  I'm anti-Hollywood scene, or maybe I'm just anti-assholes/bitches... so I prefer that area more.  As fun as it is to stand in line at a Hollywood club for 2 hours while watching C list reality stars and wannabe actresses try to act like they are the shit, I prefer to party with more laid back "regular" people.  So if you want to party with me next Friday let me know.  No party at my house this year because I'm still pissed about someone stealing my ring from my room.

Hmm, what else is happening.  I may book a role in another independent film this year.  I had submitted for a bigger film for the lead role despite the fact they wanted a "Name" actor... I figured I was a "name" actor...just a name that nobody knows yet hehe...  Well they contacted me and told me that I wasn't right for that film, but they had a role in another film they were producing that they are interested in me for.  So hopefully that leads somewhere and I can keep doing smaller films until I work my way up into the big league films.

Well that's all that I have to share for now.  Oh, I'm really into this season of Bad Girls Club.  It's an awesome show.  I never saw the other seasons, but this season got me hooked!

Have a good weekend.  I'll blog about Tahoe next week!
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