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Friday, July 31, 2009 


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A behind the scenes video of the photoshoot I did for Muscle and Fitness Magazine.

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Wednesday, April 01, 2009 

Category: Podcast
This Wednesday, hot singing sensation Natalise will be our special guest on Blog Talk Radio's The Hollywood Z List - an internet radio show with hosts Robert, Curt, and Lindsay!!

Check her out at www.myspace.com/natalise.

She'll be hangin' out with the hilarious team, and you can call to ask questions or just chat with us in the chat room!

Here is the info:
Wednesday, April 1st,
7pm PST, 9 CST, 10 EST
TO LISTEN, Just log onto www.blogtalkradio.com/thehollywoodzlist or call 347-215-9609
TO CHAT, go to the same web address and take 10 sec to create an account!!

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Thursday, March 05, 2009 

Current mood:  accomplished
Category: Podcast


Well I just got done with the first show of The Hollywood Z List.

I haven't listened to it yet.  I'm curious as to what you people thought who listened.

Surprisingly, we had a great showing of listeners.  The final numbers showed we had 119 live listeners and 26 callers.  Curt was hoping for 6 listeners and my goal was 20.  So 119 was wayyyy better than expected.

Being a call-in show, taking calls seemed to be a main issue.  I don't think the majority of the calls we took meant to actually call in and say anything, they were just wanting to listen to the show and so didn't say anything.

Props to the 3 callers that actually worked, Kiyo, Allison and Albert.

It seemed like we got a lot of action in the chatroom.  I'll try to be more active in the chatroom next time.  It's hard thinking of all the funny stuff I said and type at the same time ;) hehehe.

If anyone missed the show, you can still go to www.blogtalkradio.com/thehollywoodzlist and listen to it.  I believe you can also upload it onto iTunes and download it to your ipod so you can masterbate to my voice later

But I really would like to get feedback on the show.  What did you like?  What did you not like?  Technical issues?  Suggestions?  What would you like to hear about in the future, etc.

The next show will be Wednesday night at 8pm PST, 10PM CST, 11PM EST.

It'll only be for 1 hour from now on.

How's the time slot work?  Wed night compared to say Sunday night?  6pm-8pm time slots are reserved for special shows so we cant do that time slot unfortunately.

I felt it was a good first show and it will get better and better.  The best part will be building an audience and getting interaction from you guys.  We want to entertain you guys so that you will tune in each week and listen.  So please give us feedback.

If you haven't already, sign up for a free account on www.blogtalkradio.com.  Add our show as one of your friends.

On myspace, add us, www.myspace.com/thehollywoodzlist

Or email us at hollywoodzlist@gmail.com.  If your on facebook, find us using our email address.

Thanks for listening and I hope you will continue to listen!  Oh and please help spread the word to your friends if you would like to help promote us.  I really enjoy doing the show, so the more listeners the better!

And we'll give you a shoutout...and sexual favors!



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Wednesday, March 04, 2009 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Podcast

Hosted By:
Robert, Lindsay and Curt

When:
Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Where:
www.blogtalkradio.com/thehollywoodzlist
Beverly Hills
90210

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Log on and Listen to the premiere of The Hollywood Z List. www.blogtalkradio.com/thehollywoodzlist Wed, March 4 8-10pm PST. Call in and talk to us at (347) 215-9609. Or if you don't have access to your computer, call and listen to the show on your phone! Log onto blogtalkradio.com/thehollywoodzlist and chat with us in the chatroom during the show! www.myspace.com/thehollywoodzlist

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Wednesday, February 25, 2009 

Current mood:  cheerful
Category: Podcast

Hey Everyone,


So the internet radio show idea has really progressed.  We are getting in our mic's tomorrow and doing a few test runs and then next week it's showtime!


Here is the information:


You can listen to the show online at www.blogtalkradio.com/thehollywoodzlist
It'll be a call-in show, so you can call into the show at (347) 215-9609.  You can call from your cell phone, house phone, phone booth or through your computer if you have a microphone.What's cool is that you can also just call that number and listen to the show on your phone if you're away from your computer.


If you're unable to listen to the show live, you can go to the site I listed above and download it there to listen to OR you can download it through iTunes and listen to it as a podcast!


During the show, the site also has a chatroom, so if you don't want to call, you can chat with other listeners as well as ME since I'll be logged into the chatroom during the show.  In order to do the chatroom, you need to go in ahead of time and create your own personal account.  It's all free to do.  Once you create an account, click on our page, www.blogtalkradio.com/thehollywoodzlist and add us as a friend so you'll be updated on future shows and can listen to old shows you may have missed.


Also, we have a myspace page at www.myspace.com/thehollywoodzlist .  If you haven't already, go add us as a friend and we can keep you updated on shows, etc.


The FIRST show will air on Wednesday, March 4th at 8pm PST!  It'll be 8pm-10pm.  


So please help me make this a success by listening to the show, chatting with us and calling in to talk to us.


Here's some info on the show:


The Hollywood Z list starring Robert Martinez,Lindsay Haun and Curt Sandvig. Our show talks about everything Hollywood and then some


Robert Martinez "accomplished actor", Curt Sandvig "accomplished Hollywood Expert" and Lindsay Haun "accomplished third wheel" have fun talking about the one and only thing they know well, Entertainment. Adding their own twisted slants on Hollywood gossip, you’ll want to be sure to listen and call in with your own opinions, compliments for Robert and Curt and sympathy for Lindsay.



Thanks for all your support and I hope you listen.  We'll try to make it as funny as we can!




 
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Monday, December 15, 2008 

Current mood:  adventurous
Howdy!

I had an interesting scooter ride on Friday.  I got called for a last minute audition and so I was riding on the 405 down to Santa Monica on my scooter.

Things were going good and as usual, I was splitting lanes to pass people.  I started to pass this car and a semitruck came up on the other side of me.  There wasn't enough room for me to pass comfortably so I slowed down to let the semitruck pass by.  As soon as the semitruck passed, I planned to cut behind it, in order to pass the other car.

Well that was the plan anyway.  I didn't realize or see that the semitruck had a second trailer attached to it.  And I was quickly running out of space.  How did I know I was running out of space?  My left mirror started hitting the trailer and got pushed in.  I was going to put my foot down to steady myself, however I didn't want to get it run over by the semitruck.  So I had to hit the trailer with my shoulder to keep myself upright and not get any closer to the semi.

Fortunately the semi passed and I was able to steady myself and continue.  There wasn't any damage to my scooter and my shoulder is fine.  It brought me back to the days of football when I was a runningback having to hit off of huge ass linemen.

It didn't freak me out at all.  It kind of hyped me up and I started laughing.  Maybe I was in shock haha.  I was like "YEAH motherfucker!  I took on a semi and lived!"  Not that I plan on doing it ever again.  I know I was lucky and it could have turned out a lot worse.  It just gave me a boost of adrenaline for the audition.  I think I may have been more embarrassed of others seeing what happened, so I scooted off away from everyone.  In my head I'm yelling, "Don't look at me!" as I scurry off haha.

But it made me realize that I need to live life to the fullest because tomorrow's not guaranteed.  So that was my life lesson for the day.  Also...me and my scooter kicked that semitrucks ass!  Hahaha, not really...I doubt he even knew what happened.

Any of you guys have a near death experience? 

Speaking of near death experiences, I've eaten raw veggies and fruit all weekend.  My stomach is killing me!  It's nonstop cramping.  What the hell?  I thought veggies and fruits were suppose to be good for you?  Obviously it's just a big lie being pushed by Big Vegetable and Big Fruit.

Maybe my body is just mad at me for making this drastic change all of a sudden.  It's pissed that it's eating celery and carrots all day instead of the usual goodness it gets.  So my stomach is protesting being treated like a rabbit.  Well I hear your protest loud and clear stomach... where's me some pie!...
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Thursday, December 11, 2008 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers
Heyyyy,

So I shot the commercial today.  It went really well.  I've never done so many lines before for a scene, so it was nice to know I could do it.  I worked til midnight at the Space and got a few hours sleep before having to arrive for an 8am calltime.

I was exhausted.  I get there and immediately they send me to make up... hmm...I wonder if it was because I looked that bad...

I sit down and the make up artist asks me if I'm an actor or if I actually work for Comcast.  I'm like what the fuck?  Are you serious?  I'm an actor!  Now put my foundation and lip balm on and cover this pimple bitch!  I guess they don't realize how it's insulting to me to ask me if I'm an actor because to me it's like telling me that I don't look like I'm an actor so I must have gotten the part because I'm a real cableguy.

So I do my lines and I do it well.  The director really likes me and tells me I did a great job.  I think I'm his favorite of the actors...but that's because I swallow... don't hate, I gotta sleep my way to the middle assholes!  haha jk... he turned me down... ...oh my humor is so gay sometimes...

After I do my first scene I sit around for awhile snacking on craft services.  Then it's time for my second scene.  A quick shot of me walking up to the door and ringing the doorbell.  The lady answers and I walk in.  Simple enough. 

However, being the professional that I am, I know that a great actor gets into it and gives the director different choices to pick from.  I've seen enough movies to know how it works.

Take 2, I walk to the door, she opens it, I walk in, strip down and fuck her.  I just wanted them to have that extra option.  Granted the 50 year old actress didn't realize I was going to go with that choice, however, she was a pro at improv and went with it.  Afterall, the first rule of improv is to always say "yes and..."

I sit around all day until 4pm and shoot my final scene which is doing all the dialogue indoors instead of outdoors.  I get cut around 5pm and head back to the Space.  I'm so tired right now.  I can't wait to get home and go to sleep.

Do you like my snazzy Comcast uniform?  Who wouldn't want to bang that cableguy right??  Right??? Ladies??? huh??? huh??? yes???  YES DAMMIT!

sorry sorry...

Well that was my shoot.  They will send me a copy of it, so I will post it for you guys to see when they do.  Hopefully after thinking I did so well, the final cut isn't just me walking up to the door and all my dialogue cut out.  I did however check my ass out before the scene, to make sure it looked good in my khacki's... I think I was looking pretty bootylicious if I do say so myself ladies...ladies??? LADIES???? HELLO!!!! 

sorry sorry...

Thanks for readin!


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Tuesday, December 09, 2008 

Current mood:  accomplished
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers
Heyyyy folks!

On Friday I had an audition for Comcast cable as the cable guy.






I nailed the audition.  I had to do a 3 paragraph cold read in front of the director and when I finished he was like "wow, that was really good."  Hopefully he wasn't shocked because he wasn't expecting me to be good... But I must say, I thought I did damn well myself.  I did a perfect commercial audition...well almost.  After I slated my name, I sat there waiting for them to tell me to start.  I didn't realize that they wanted to me go straight into the dialogue after my slate.  So there was an awkward minute of silence as I stared at them and them staring back at me...

(horrible transition)

Things in my personal life haven't been going so well.  Lots of drama.  As a result, I had stopped working out and on Saturday gave myself a depressed/junk food day.  I told myself that on Monday I would stop being depressed and get back into the gym and eating healthy.

I've never had the universe send me a sign before, but I think I got one today.  I got to the gym, and as soon as I stepped onto the treadmill I received a call from my agent telling me I booked the Comcast commercial.  I was like damn, things are turning around for me.  For the first time, I booked what I call the "acting trifecta."  I booked a tv show (America's Most Wanted), a film (Little *ucker) and a commercial (Comcast) all in one year.  I also did an industrial, but I don't know the word equal of trifecta for four things...

Unfortunately I won't be buying the high class hookers and paying off all my debt with this commercial.  It doesn't pay much.  My agent was pretty much making fun of how little it paid.  She told me that the commission she'd make off of it would just pay for her lunch that day .  Actually it was funny.  I told her that with this huge paycheck I'm going to retire out in Inglewood.

It shoots this Wednesday, so I'll let you guys know how it goes.

Did you see my new pic with my new goatee?  It only took me 10 years to grow it!  Yay...I'm finally a man!  I booked the commercial with it too... so I'm wondering if it's a magical goatee...hmm...Well ladies, you can rub it for good luck if you want... but if you want REALLY good luck, you can rub the goatee I keep in my pants!  (ha, see how I turn everything sexual!)

Oh yeah, so for Thanksgiving I went to Texas to see my family.  One night, me and my two homeboys went out to Dallas to go hit some clubs.

The first club we went to was suuuuuuper ghetto!  The first bad sign was when we walked in and got frisked.  I can't remember the last time I've been frisked at a club.  But then I went in and was glad they were frisking everyone.  It was like a high school dance that took place in the most ghetto high school ever. 

Everyone was standing around the dance floor just staring at each other.  Then this guy would walk out and start breakdancing and trying to battle people.  He really thought he was the shit and brought great entertainment to me.  Then another dude started crip walking and I was like wow, they still do that?  Then the crip walker started battling the breakdancer and it felt like I had entered a time warp to 10 years ago.  It was awesome.

Then I saw a chick wearing shiny tight gold pants and instantly fell in love with her.  She was ghettotastic!  I looked over in the "VIP" section and no, they weren't drinking Grey Goose or anything like that, they had a nice bottle of Wild Turkey!  hahahahaa  I loved it! 

So we left and went to this other club that was awesome!  They had three different dance floors.  We were in one room and the club people would go up and start throwing money down onto the dance floor.  I was elbowing bitches out of the way tryin to get me some money!  We took our earnings and bought us some drinks.  SoCo (Southern Comfort) on the rocks baby!  My new drink!

The club closed at 2am, so one of my homeboys was like lets go to this third club because my girl and my brother are there and it's open late.  So we roll up.  We walk in.  I look around.  Hmm...something is different about the club... I'm not sure what it is... but the two Tejano guys grinding up on each other is giving me a clue.  Ohhh, yeah...we just entered a gay Tejano club.  Literally gay. 

Gay Mexican cowboys everywhere bumpin up on each other.  Lesbians grinding on each other.  And bonus!  Tranny's walking around too!  What an awesome way to end the night.  I couldn't think of a better way to end the night than at this club because it put the perfect cap on a great night.  It's all about the story to tell the next day right?

And I must say, I did enjoy the lesbians grinding on each other and I'm sure I made them uncomfortable as I stared and touched myself.  I was like this is porn in real life!  My homeboy Kiyo though kept trying to hook me up with one of the tranny's who I must admit, had a great pair of fake boobs.  But I wasn't that drunk...yet...Though it definitely wasn't our scene and we were the only straight guys there, we still managed to have fun. 

I ended up going to the bathroom in the woman's restroom because none of the bathrooms were marked.  I wondered why it was all stalls, but since I was drunk I just figured that the guys all sat down to pee.  Then I went again and tried the other bathroom and found urinals and realized I had gone to the wrong restroom before.  Surprisingly nobody seemed to notice or care when I went to the girls bathroom the first time. 

That was a great night of partying and I will laugh at that night and all that happened which I haven't included in this blog because it would be a "you had to be there" type of thing.

Anyways... hope you all had a great Thanksgiving!


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Wednesday, November 12, 2008 

Current mood:  adventurous
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
Howdy!

It seems that with each breakup a person goes through, you develop more as a person.  You learn from mistakes and mature as a person.  With my recent breakup, I had an epiphany.  Yes, I'm busting out the fancy words today.  I even googled it to make sure I spelled it correctly.  But I was too lazy to make sure I'm using the word correctly.  I half assed it...baby steps, baby steps.

My revelation was that I needed to live my life to the fullest.  I've always held back on doing what I've wanted to do because I'm trying to save money, get out of debt, I'm in a relationship, or I don't want to miss any acting auditions/gigs, etc.

I've always wanted to travel.  The last time I really traveled was in middle school when I did Sister Cities and lived in Japan with a host family during the summer.  And one summer I spent living at Andover Academy in Mass. studying acting during high school.  Besides that and family vacations and trips to Mexico, I haven't traveled like I have always dreamed of doing. 

In college I wanted to travel abroad or teach English in China for a summer.  But I never did because I was so focused on making it as an actor and comedian.  I felt that if I left for a summer, I would miss out on opportunities or progress.  And then the summer would end and I'd realize that if I was gone for that past summer, my career would be in the same place I had left it.

After college, I never went anywhere because I was still focused on making it as an actor and I was either in debt, getting out of debt, or saving money.  In LA, I'm so consumed with making money to get out of debt and making it as an actor, that I've let the majority of my 20's pass me by without living life to the fullest.

Granted that to make it as an actor you have to make sacrifices and work hard.  You never know when you'll get your "big break."  I've sacrificed making more money in order to work nights.  Money that would keep me out of debt, get me a new car and allow me to travel.  But I'm tired of letting money and acting dictate my life.

I'm going to start living my life more and having more fun.  I'm going to start traveling.  Every year I plan on going somewhere new.  I want to do a big trip and small trips.  The big trips will be to another country and the small trips will be weekend type trips, ie Las Vegas, New Orleans, etc.

My savings is going to start going towards this.  I don't care if I have to earn money on the side turning tricks again! ;)  I will work 6 days/wk all year in order to travel.

For Thanksgiving I'll be going home to Texas.  December 12th-14th I'm going to go visit Baltimore.  I've already booked the flight and hotel, so there's no turning back.

The second weekend of January I plan on renting a cabin and going snowboarding in Lake Tahoe, Nevada.  Kiyo and I are going.  Anyone wanting to roll is welcome to come.

Then the big trip.  Something I've always dreamed of.  The week of May 15th I plan on going to Madrid, Spain.  May 15th is their huge festival where Madrid is the place to party in all of Europe.  It'll cost about 3K to go and so far I have half of it saved.  And whatever I don't have saved, I'll put it on credit card and keep paying it off after the trip.  I know the best thing to do is save up beforehand so I don't add debt, but fuck it.  There will always be a reason to not do something and as a result I'll be 28 in January with no incredible memories or experiences to share in the last 7 years that didn't happen in Mexico...

So this was my revelation.  My epiphany.  I'm going to stop hoping to travel or wishing I could travel and do more stuff.  It's time to stop talking and to just do the damn thing.  I'm always looking for traveling partners or places to go. 

In 2010 I plan to go to Brazil for Carnival and hopefully New Orleans for Mardi Gras or take a cruise through the Caribbean. 

And maybe with this new attitude and spirit, it'll transfer over to acting and help me book more things which will help me travel more and get out of debt at the same time.

My agent called me last week for another Target audition.  The casting director told her that the Target people loved me and that's why they kept bringing me in.  I wish they'd book me for something already and stop bringing me in for every freaking audition.  Pull the trigger already!  At the audition she saw me and came up to say hi and thank me for coming.  After so much work, so many auditions and so many years, it's so nice to finally have a casting director know your name and face.  She was the one who booked me for the Target commercial I did a few years back too.  It'd be awesome to get booked for a second Target commercial!

And then my agent called me on Monday so I got excited thinking she was calling regarding the Target commercial.  Then she says, do you have Dan's (one of my friends) phone number?  I can't reach him with the I have and I have an audition for him for the Unit (one of my favorite shows.)  So I gave it to her and was like uh...ok... talk to you later I guess...   Talk about an agent version of a dick tease! 

So this blog wasn't funny, I know that.  It's more of something I just wanted to get off my chest to hype me up.  I'll make the next blog funny to make up for this one ;)

Have a great week!
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Tuesday, November 04, 2008 

Current mood:  contemplative
Category: Parties and Nightlife
Hey there folks!

My premiere for the film Little *ucker went well.  I found out that's how the title is being censored.  The quality of the filming was a lot better than expected.  I thought it might look like something on a hand held camera, but it actually looks professional.

I am in the very first part of the film.  None of my scenes were cut.  My accent was terrible, but acting wasn't too bad fortunately.  The death scene could have been longer.  I was surprised to see a stunt double was used in my place for a couple of shots.  I'll let you know when the film goes to DVD.

Before the film, the director spoke to everyone in the theater and was like, "I hope everyone is drunk or high, because that's the way this movie is suppose to be watched."  The film was a total stoner horror flick.

Highlights of the movie include the monster, Little Fucker, getting a blow job in the back of a car, showing his dick get hard and then having sex with a girl, and then killing everyone at a party.

Then Friday night I had my Halloween party.  I was pacing myself with alcohol pretty well until I started to let a girl start making me drinks.  She made them super strong and from 1am-3am I have absolutely no memory of anything that happened.

Usually I pass out and have fuzzy memories right before I went to sleep.  This time it was a little scarier for me because I was actually continuing to do things and party for a few hours before crashing (still in my suit with the tie perfectly tied by the way) on my bed. 

Then the next day I had to have the awkward conversations with people hoping to piece together the evening and hope that I didn't do anything embarrassing.  This includes going through texts and phone log and calling the people who I had called to apologize for calling, especially considering that I didn't remember calling them the next day.

I really need to be like in that film Memento and start writing notes on myself to tell myself what I did.  It'll be like:

- Apologize to Jen and Aubrey for trying to make out with them at the same time.
- Laugh at Liz for who she made out with.
- Have a talk with Chris about touching me inappropriately
- Apologize to party for the impromptu strip dance I performed after discovering a bottle of chocolate sauce in the fridge
- Apologize to Mona about that "funny" time I tried to trap her in my room during the party
- Get that restraining order against Aaron
- Apologize to Chris because it was actually me who did the inappropriate touching

What's disturbing to me is that I was told that I would go up to my room, talk to people and sleep a little bit, then wake up, go downstairs, party some more and take shots.  Get tired, go upstairs and rest, and then do it all over again.  I don't remember ANY of this.  At least I made it up the stairs this time.  In the past I've gotten drunk and started to walk upstairs, decide that the walk up to my room was too long, sit down on the stairs and just go to sleep in the middle of the party.

So, I've decided to cut way back on drinking at parties.  I would like to actually remember things from the night... well most things... so I need to start conserving those memory cells.

It took all weekend to recover.  The thought of alcohol made me sick.  So no more alcohol for at least a week...ok 5 days... haha.  Seriously though, I'm not going to go so far as to say I'm never going to drink again, because if I'm just going to lie to you guys, then I might as well talk about my enormous penis... But I'm definitely going to cut back. 

Thanks to everyone who came out.  Unfortunately most of you came later in the evening and therefore I barely remember you or don't remember you being there at all.  I do know you bastards left my place trashed!  You damn animals!  haha  Lucky I don't remember who was there, so you all get a free pass.  Thanks to Amir and his homie for helping Chris and I clean up.  There weren't as many people there as there have been in the past, but you definitely outdrank any past parties.  I've never seen so much alcohol consumed.  Most of my supply got wiped out, which is quite a hard feat if you've ever seen how much alcohol I have at parties.  I'm kinda proud of you guys!

Hmm...anything else happening today...

Oh yeah, ELECTION DAY!  YAY!!!!! 

Be sure to go vote! 

I'm voting for Obama.
No on Prop 4
Yes on Prop 5
No on Prop 8
Yes on Prop 10

I found a great site that explains all the propositions and the reasons why people are for or against them.

http://lwvc.convio.net/site/PageServer?pagename=easyvoter_guide_propositions

Have a great day and hopefully tomorrow we see the start of something big!
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