This is the moment you've all been waiting for... MY BLOG HAS A NEW LOCATION!!! It's even better than this one because I am able to hyperlink, add video and pictures and have a more professional layout. I'm very excited to give you all the juicy blogness that you crave and you KNOW I won't disappoint you:).
Without further ado, I give to you the NEW blog:
http://superlative1.wordpress.com/

If you're in the mood for a stellar more SERIOUS blog check out this one I found it very insightful and political. If I had a tv show, I would interview this man or have him as a recurring face on my discussion panel. Not like The People's Snoozefest which I find to be dull and contrite. At any rate, I give to you, The Blog:
http://bajan.wordpress.com

November 25th is getting closer, it'll be my birthday soon!

Thanks everyone that made last year so special.

I now present to you, the List.

+ Colognes: Bvlgari, Givenchy, Dior 'Fahrenheit' Gift Set (for Men)

+ Cash ($50- $1,000) *Over $1,000- Direct Deposit or Transfer*

+ Plane Tickets to varying destinations (Open Passage preferred)

+ Jeans and assorted Designer Clothing

+ Membership and passes at Gyms & Spas

+ Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner (November 24th-26th)

+ Cell phone: NokiaE65 etc

+ iPod Touch

+ Laptop

***Variations to the list are welcome:)***

Hope to see you this year!

I had this story from last year I just remembered. De guards at UWI Cave Hill Campus getting so bad they seem out SOLELY to protect the physical campus and not the students Not only do they not care for the general wellbeing of those without whom they would have no job, they get on so fakking retarded nowadays it pisses me off. Vise this-
A woman is by the Sir Roy Marshall Teaching Complex parked sideways in front 'out-facing' cars. Fine.. not the best thing to do, however listen before ya pass judgement nuh! She was STILL in her car, clearly waiting for someone. One of the guards on whom you could still smell the 'new' came up to her and she clearly knew why he was coming to her so she informed him that she was simply waiting for her daughter to come out of a class, as it was literally 2 minutes to the hour, I figured, no harm no foul. NO NO! The guard was adament and said "I suggest you circle around!"

At that point, that could have gone two ways.

1) "I suggest you suck out my rasshole! Call 43-Tow-Me cuz i aint fakking well moving without my child!" or the more diplomatic approach

2) "Sir, kindly stand behind the vehicle whilst i put it in reverse since you want me to move so badly. COME LEH ME SCRUSH YA RASSHOLE!!!!"

Any thoughts?

So here I sit, all bored out of my mind working the 5pm - 10pm shift and the University of the West Indies Cave Hill Campus' Main library's computer lab which some misguided person mislabelled as the CPU (Central Processing Unit) Lab. At any rate, the reason I am particularly bored is... well to be honest, a student is currently using the pc I generally reserve for myself.

That particular pc is the one that has Windows Live Messenger as well as Macromedia Flash. Both useful, the former for proper communication as opposed to the archaic windows messenger from ions ago which the rest have, and the latter for watching shows on www.veoh.com/ . I would be watching Devil May Cry the anime series if I were at that pc. But alas, I am not so I cannot. I asked him if he would be there long and he said yes, I then wanted to ask him to move to another computer for he is not utilising that system's full potential with his Internet Explorer(ing) and his MS Word(ing)! However, seeing as how he is actually doing work and I simply want to watch shows, AND the fact that my job is to assist students and simply supervise to make sure they're not abusing the systems, I really have no leg to stand on in this issue.

The solution:
At the end of my shift, as I am shutting off the systems and shutting up the lab, I shall simply shut down the pc I am supposed to be using and the one he is using, unplug the system units and exchange them! I think that is a fair enough compromise. Luckily, I have the sense not to move the monitors as the misnumbering may arouse suspicion. Not that the geniuses in here have them in correct order ANYWAY but I take no chances.

Disagree with my 'compromise'? Let me know, see if I care! Come on, I dare you.

Love (or something like it),
Superlative.

Hey everyone, I am excited to announce the first Billboard single for The GoLightly Project- 2 extremely talented guys from TX! Request 'em!
1-877-945-3104 WILD 104 request "SWEAT IT OUT!"

I actually like this song, and I don't like THAT much lol. Show these boys some love now. VOTE! REQUEST! LISTEN!

Also, check them out on myspace! http://www.myspace.com/golightlyproject

Hey, once I get free concert passes, I'm happy lol.

LMAO!!! Okay, so this is too rich. Firstly, for those of you without MTV, I figure you have already gone to YouTube to find footage of last night's 2007 MTV Music Video Awards. Well I suggest you follow this timeline of videos.

We begin firstly with the preamble. What Britney did before her big comeback, and the song she intended to launch it with. I give to you, "Gimme More" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7H1lQDU6oM&watch_response

After that, we fast forward to the show (the rehearsal footage is 20 seconds and dull so we'll skip that.) The actual performance was... lack lustre to say the least and truth be told, greatly disappointing, but you gotta give her a grade for Effort. I never said which grade, but a grade nevertheless. I give to you: the performance of the century lol (Notice Rihanna- she right to laugh, fuck, my biggest competitor an aging returning noticeably wider Britney Spears? lol)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qwtXrF8lh4 *** Video Taken Down due to VIACOM Copyright Claim***

Finally I give to you, Sarah Silverman's 'critique' to the once Pop Princess which though accurate was a touch cruel. Then again, if you're one of the richest women in America and your label is paying $700,000.00 a month, you shoul be able to give more, or at least better. I give to you, Sarah Silverman.
http://www.trooker.com/flashplay.aspx?id=2431

"Was that incredible? Britney Spears, everyone," Sarah said. "Wow. She is amazing. She is 25-years-old and she's already accomplished everything she's going to accomplish in her life. It's mind blowing."

"Have you seen Britney's kids? Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see!" "They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of." - Sarah Silverman.

Hey, at least she shaves.