After a little hiatus to talk about silly stuff like players, here we go again with the tour.  I know what you’re thinking, a blog on pets and animals must give me a chance to talk about Shadow.  And I was going to do that, until a few weeks ago I saw this picture:

Are people really this stupid?  Seriously?  I realize the gene pool is getting dirtier by the second with all the idiots who seem to have octo-children (or ocho or nano or deco), thereby passing on their stupidity and incompetency genes (somtimes I wish they had a lethality gene), but the depths to which the collective intelligence of our species is sinking sometimes surprises even me. 

Where is the genetic chlorine when you need it?

So, I’m not writing an ode to my furry avatar today, instead I’m going to write a blog that’s short on words and long on pictures and videos, about the morons out there who can’t seem to understand that wild animals are WILD, and that just because it looks cute, doesn’t mean it won’t rip your arms out from their sockets if given a chance.

Let’s start with the video of the same moron who is pictured above.  I’m thinking after her remarkably intelligent decision to jump in at FEEDING TIME she should have been a Darwin award winner.  Thankfully, and only for the kids at the zoo in Berlin who won’t suffer lifetime scarring for having watched anything worse than a buffoon being saved from her own stupidity, she survived.

and if you click below you'll see another "trained" lion turning on its master

http://animal.discovery.com/videos/untamed-and-uncut-trained-lion-attacks-owner.html

Additionally, and I won’t post the picture, but if you want to click here (http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=4032209&page=1) you will find a very graphic and truly amazing shot of someone who was killed by a tiger when he reached his hands into the cage to taunt a full grown tiger.  The tiger sliced open his head and bit off his hand, and the guy died of blood loss that night in the hospital. 

Darwin Award Winner, ding ding.

We all know that Crocodile Hunter met his demise almost amazingly in one of his least dangerous encounters, he’s lucky this sort of stupidity didn’t happen to him beforehand:

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**Here's the extended video, it takes them two minutes to save the guy, MORON.

http://animal.discovery.com/videos/untamed-and-uncut-gator-stunt-goes-wrong.html

How about swimming with crocs, is this inviting disaster or what???

Or what about this other true life Darwin Award winner? 

“A naked man was found dead on the back of a killer whale at Sea World in Orlando on Tuesday morning, a victim of drowning or hypothermia in the 55-degree water. "There were no obvious signs of trauma. He wasn't chewed or dismembered," the sheriff's office said. The body had scrapes on it, possibly signifying that the victim had been dragged along the bottom of the tank.”

--of course, you know what happened next

“Daniel's family, out of contact with him for six yearsh, sued Sea World over his death, contending that they depict a KILLER whale as a cute cuddly animal, and did not take enough precations to keep Daniel out of the tank.”

What about cute and cuddly creatures?

Lest you think it’s all going to be negative, I guess I have to show this one to finish even if I'm now going to be guilty of "humanizing" the King of Beasts.