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June 11, 2009 - Thursday 

Current mood:  aroused
Category: Blogging
Consider the Platypus.

Discuss.  best response gets two kudos.
Currently listening:
Billy Talent II
By Billy Talent
Release date: 2006-06-27
January 29, 2007 - Monday 

Current mood:  aggravated
BLOGGERS MAY GO TO PRISON OR JAIL FOR SLANDERING THE GOVERNMENT!!!!

Section 220 of S.1

Bloggers Who Criticize Government May Face Prison
Bill would allow rounding up and imprisoning of non-registered political writers

Steve Watson
Infowars.net
Thursday, January 18, 2007

You'd be forgiven for thinking that it was some new restriction on free speech in Communist China. But it isn't. The U.S. Government wants to force bloggers and online grassroots activists to register and regularly report their activities to Congress in the latest astounding attack on the internet and the First Amendment.

Richard A. Viguerie, Chairman of GrassrootsFreedom.com, a website dedicated to fighting efforts to silence grassroots movements, states:

"Section 220 of S. 1, the lobbying reform bill currently before the Senate, would require grassroots causes, even bloggers, who communicate to 500 or more members of the public on policy matters, to register and report quarterly to Congress the same as the big K Street lobbyists. Section 220 would amend existing lobbying reporting law by creating the most expansive intrusion on First Amendment rights ever. For the first time in history, critics of Congress will need to register and report with Congress itself."

In other words Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats may redefine the meaning of lobbying in order that political communications to and even between citizens falls under the same legislation.

Under current law any 'lobbyist" who 'knowingly and willingly fails to file or report." quarterly to the government faces criminal charges including a possible jail term of up to one year.

The amendment is currently on hold.

This latest attack on bloggers comes hot on the heels of Republican Senator John McCain's proposal to introduce legislation that would fine blogs up to $300,000 for offensive statements, photos and videos posted by visitors on comment boards.

McCain's proposal is presented under the banner of saving children from sexual predators and encourages informants to shop website owners to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, who then pass the information on to the relevant police authorities.

Despite a total lack of any evidence that children are being victimized en mass by bloggers or people who leave comments on blog sites, it seems likely that the proposal will become legislation in some form. It is well known that McCain has a distaste for his blogosphere critics, causing a definite conflict of interest where any proposal to restrict blogs on his part is concerned.

In recent months, a chorus of propaganda intended to demonize the Internet and further lead it down a path of strict control has spewed forth from numerous establishment organs:

During an appearance with his wife Barbara on Fox News last November, George Bush senior slammed Internet bloggers for creating an "adversarial and ugly climate."

- The White House's own recently de-classified strategy for "winning the war on terror" targets Internet conspiracy theories as a recruiting ground for terrorists and threatens to "diminish" their influence.

- The Pentagon recently announced its effort to infiltrate the Internet and propagandize for the war on terror.

- In a speech last month, Homeland Security director Michael Chertoff identified the web as a "terror training camp," through which "disaffected people living in the United States" are developing "radical ideologies and potentially violent skills." Chertoff pledged to dispatch Homeland Security agents to local police departments in order to aid in the apprehension of domestic terrorists who use the Internet as a political tool.

- A landmark legal case on behalf of the Recording Industry Association of America and other global trade organizations seeks to criminalize all Internet file sharing of any kind as copyright infringement, effectively shutting down the world wide web - and their argument is supported by the U.S. government.

- A landmark legal ruling in Sydney goes further than ever before in setting the trap door for the destruction of the Internet as we know it and the end of alternative news websites and blogs by creating the precedent that simply linking to other websites is breach of copyright and piracy.

- The European Union, led by former Stalinist and potential future British Prime Minister John Reid, has also vowed to shut down "terrorists" who use the Internet to spread propaganda.

- The EU also recently proposed legislation that would prevent users from uploading any form of video without a license.

- We have also previously exposed how moves are afoot to clamp down on internet neutrality and even to designate a highly restricted new form of the internet known as Internet 2.

Make no mistake, the internet, one of the greatest outposts of free speech ever created is under constant attack by powerful people who cannot operate within a society where information flows freely and unhindered. All these moves mimic stories we hear every week out of State Controlled Communist China, where the internet is strictly regulated and virtually exists as its own entity away from the rest of the web.

The phrases "Chinese government" and "Mao Zedong" have even been censored on China's official Web sites because they are "Sensitive phrases". Are we to allow our supposedly Democratic governments to implement the same type of restrictive policies here?

Under section 220 of the lobbying reform bill, Infowars.net could be required to seek a license in order to bring this information to you. IF we were granted a license we would then have to report our activities to the government four times per year in order to bring you this information. Does that sound more like free speech or more like totalitarianism?

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Take action:

As well as calling the Senate you should go to GrassrootsFreedom.com which has a petition that you can sign against Section 220 of S. 1, the lobbying reform bill.

Paul Joseph Watson contributed to this report
Currently listening:
The Fall of Ideals
By All That Remains
Release date: 11 July, 2006
January 5, 2007 - Friday 

Current mood:  contemplative
Category: Life

Whilst staying over at Dang0's multiple nights and talking to Kristi, I decided to make a list of my heroes in life.

No particular order.

 

1.)  Kurdt Cobain.  Lead singer/ guitarist of Nirvana.  The man was an amzing songwriter on a level that which I would like to achieve one day.  His music was a refreshing breath of air among the eighties hair metal crap.  You could feel the emotion in his voice when he sang.  Listen to a song like "Something in the Way," or "You know you're Right."  He's just barely playing to the guitar, just barely singing, not overdoing anything.......  It's amazing.  He was heavily anti- image marketing, something akin to how a store like Hot Topic (which is not punk rock by the way) markets the "goth" image.  It's ironic that Nirvana's most popular song on mtv was"Smells Like Teen Spirit," a song that was against Mtv's marketing of the teenage image and telling teens how to be popular and such. 

 

 

Hero numero dos.  Che Guevara......  I know what you're thinking, "That communist guy."  It's true, he was a communist but does anyone actually know what he stood for?  He stood for equality, that what Communism and Socialism were all about.  Why should someone be born rich, and be able to keep the power and money by doing nothing but commanding the poorer people who work hard all their lives to support a family and not earn enough money to do much else.  Why should a store like Wal-Mart be able to undercut the mom and pop stores and force these hard working people to retire or find other jobs?  Che was against all that.....  He was born rich, but gave all of that up just to campaign for what he believed in.  Does that sound like "Some communist idiot" to you?  I hate close minded people.  

 

hero 3.  Bob Marley.  I dont know as much about him as the other two, but I know that his main thing was Standing up for what you believe in, even if you are the only one doing so.  The man predicted his own death for crying out loud!  I dont even know...........  Ask dang0 about old bobby...

 

Daryl Palumbo takes the fourth spot.  He is the Lead singer for both Glassjaw and Head Automatica.  The man has both Crohn's disease, which can cause bleeding in the gastrointestinal-tract, and Factor IX deficiency, and form of Hemophilia, which causes platelets in the blood stream not to be able to stop bleeding as fast, so massive amounts of blood can be lost from a cut on the finger.  The guy is literally risking his life performing, touring, and recording with the bands, but the music comes first in his life, he won't let a disease sideline him..... amazing

 

Now for a rant.  I notice many people wearing Che shirts that they buy at Hot Topic or somewhere,  Do you people even know what he represented?  Buying a shirt with his likeness where the proceeds go to the U.S. capitalist economy is exactly opposite of what he would want.

People go around wearing Kurdt Cobain shirts and stuff like that as well.  Would he really agree with his image being marketed to teens across the world?  I doubt it.

 

Dang0 gets mad about people throwing around Bob Marley without even knowing what he stands for or blowing him off because he smoked pot.  or only likeing him because he smokes pot.... w/e.

 

The point is, thousands of these "punk, rock, or reggae" kids have no idea what any of these people stand for, they just throw around their names and blast their music to be cool, but they never really look into it beyond that.    you never know..... you may find your next hero in life.....

 

And I hate Green Day.

Currently listening:
We Are Always Searching
By I Am Ghost
Release date: 25 October, 2005
November 26, 2006 - Sunday 

Current mood:  contemplative

Well I was skimming through AOL news today and came across the story of a young man who was shot by the police on his wedding day.

Now it seems this is becoming a big civil rights issue since the man was black and the officers were white....

Tell me your thoughts....

 

Heres the story.

 

The gatherers Sunday outside Mary Immaculate Hospital also prayed over the Saturday morning incident, which also left two men wounded, and elected officials and community leaders promised to hold police accountable.

Family members and activists are demanding answers from the police about what happened, especially why officers fired as many as 50 rounds at the unarmed group as they left Bell's bachelor party in a car.

"We cannot allow this to continue to happen," said the Rev. Al Sharpton, who has been speaking for Bell's family. "We've got to understand that all of us were in that car."

The civil rights advocate led the sometimes heated crowd in chants of "No justice, no peace." At times some in the crowd of a few hundred yelled that Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly should be ousted. And at one point, they counted off to 50, the number of rounds fired.

The surviving victims were Joseph Guzman, 31, who was shot at least 11 times, and Trent Benefield, 23, who was hit three times. The shootings occurred outside the Kalua Cabaret, a strip club where the bachelor party was held. Both men are at Mary Immaculate Hospital, where Guzman is in critical condition and Benefield listed as stable.

Relatives of all three men -- many of them stoic, and some crying -- attended Sunday's vigil but none spoke.

During a press conference Saturday evening, Kelly said the department was still piecing together what happened, and that it was too early to say whether the shooting was justified.

The officers' shots struck the men's car 21 times after the vehicle rammed into an undercover officer and hit an unmarked NYPD minivan. The wild gunfire hit nearby homes and shattered windows at a train station, though no residents were injured.

Police thought one of the men in the car might have had a gun. But investigators found no weapons. It was unclear what prompted police to open fire, Kelly said.

Kelly said the incident stemmed from an undercover operation inside the strip club in the Jamaica section of Queens. Seven officers in plain clothes were investigating the Kalua Cabaret; five of them were involved in the shooting.

According to Kelly, the groom was involved in a verbal dispute outside the club after 4 a.m. One of his friends made a reference to a gun.

An undercover officer walked closely behind Bell and his friends as they headed for their car. As he walked toward the front of the vehicle, they drove forward -- striking him and a nearby undercover police vehicle.

The officer who had followed the group on foot was apparently the first to open fire, Kelly said. That officer had served on the force for five years. One 12-year veteran fired his weapon 31 times, emptying two full magazines, Kelly said.

It was the first time any of the officers, who all carried 9 mm handguns, had been involved in a shooting, Kelly said.

At some point, Bell, who was driving, backed his car up onto the sidewalk, hitting a building gate. He then drove forward, striking the police vehicle a second time, Kelly said.

It was unclear whether the shooters had identified themselves as police, Kelly said.

Kelly's account of the events was based on statements made by witnesses and the two officers who did not shoot their weapons. Police could not question the other officers because the district attorney must first complete an investigation, Kelly said.

Guzman was in the front passenger's seat, while Benefield was in the back seat. Kelly said there may have been a fourth person in the car who fled the scene.

Three officers, including the officer hit by the car, were treated and released. Another detective remained hospitalized Sunday for hypertension.

Kelly said undercover officers were inside the club to document illicit activity. With one more violation the club would be shut down, Kelly said.

He said the establishment, next to an auto-body repair shop on a gritty block across from a Long Island Rail Road station, had a "chronic history of narcotics, prostitution and weapons complaints" and had been closed by authorities for three months last year.

On Sunday, the group 100 Blacks in Law Enforcement Who Care said it is issuing a vote of no confidence in Kelly over the shooting. It is also calling for the removal of the chief of the Organized Crime Control Bureau, Anthony Izzo, who it says created the undercover unit involved in the incident.

Additionally, the group wants a re-examination of what it says is a policy that allows officers from the organized crime control unit to consume alcohol on the job. "Who knows whether or not that was a factor in this particular shooting?" said Marq Claxton, a retired police detective and one of the founders of the group.

A police spokeswoman on Sunday did not immediately offer comment on the group's demands.

Sharpton on Sunday repeatedly said that the police's story didn't make sense. Community leaders are planning a rally at police headquarters for Dec. 6. "We are not going to stop. This is the beginning," Sharpton said.

This isn't the first time the NYPD has come under scrutiny over police-involved shootings.

In 1999, police killed Amadou Diallo, an unarmed West African immigrant who was shot 19 times in the Bronx. The four officers in that case were acquitted of criminal charges.

And in 2003, Ousmane Zongo was shot to death during a police raid. The 43-year-old, a native of the western African country of Burkina Faso, repaired art and musical instruments in Manhattan. He was hit four times, twice in the back.

Bell and his fiancee were the parents of two children, a 3-year-old and a 5-month-old.

At the end of the vigil Sunday, relatives of Bell led the crowd in a walk around the hospital block.

 

 

Now is this really a civil rights issue?  Were the officers justified?  I want all of your thoughts in a comment.....

Currently listening:
Do You Know Who You Are?
By Texas Is the Reason
Release date: 30 April, 1996
October 12, 2006 - Thursday 

Current mood:  creative
Category: Life

     Sitting here, listening to SPM (medicine) and other rap songs ( ive recently re-opened myself to rap, not the commercial "I got bling but not grammar" stuff, but the real music).  And thinking about the media, I know, I know "but richard blahb blah media blah blah"  i dont care. 

     Why is it that all these stations and stuff like Mtv, fuse, vh1, and all of that bunch are always "against" doing drugs, spousal abuse, and problems popularized possibly the worst thing to happen to any type of music genre ever.  When rap started, it was about mostly political activism, addressing problems with society, and your rights.  How in the HELL did that turn into Bling bling and big cars?  Somewhere along the way did someone go "Hey, I have gotten the chance to say anything I want, and people will listen!  But you know what?  Im going to blow it and talk about smoking weed, beating my girlfriend, and gold chains!  How cool is that?"

 

     Now I don't know about you, but those kinds of people, who are given the greatest chance in the world, to perform for thousands of people, for the entire world to be hearing their every recorded word, and waste it, should be eradicated from the world.  They have no place here.

More rants:  If your in class, and we are watching a movie, and you're talking, and the teacher yells at you for talking, the teacher is not the idiot or the unfair one, its your dumb @$$ that should be eliminated from the gene pool.

thats all.

 

Now for whats good right now. 

Got the new Senses Fail CD, one of my favorites, and they never dissapoint me.  Very good CD.  Got a meatwad beanie and a family guy wristband as well.  Going to see 30STM, Head automatica, and the Receiving end of sirens (woot) oct 9.  im happy.

But anyways, take my words seriously.  You can rap fast, flow for hours, every word could rhyme, but if you cant write good, meaningful rap that addresses problems instead of starting them, you should die.

 

Toodle-oo yall

 

 

August 27, 2006 - Sunday 

Current mood:  blah
Category: Life

Im gonna keep goin until I get tired.

 

1.  Im a lot smarter than I act, not math wise but other stuff.

2.  I hate being bored, because when I get bored I think, and when I think, I could come up with the solutions to all of life's problems, but the minute I find something to do, I forget it all.

3.  There is no type of music I don't like except for classical and Polka, satan invented polka, if you play it backwards, it doesn't have any secret messages, but it still sucks.

4.  When someone tells me that I won't amount to anything, I don't get mad, I just take pleasure in knowing that within a few years, i'll have proved them horribly, horribly wrong.

5.  I believe that the word "OWNED" can be used ina ny situation.  Your g/f broke up with you?  You got owned.  A 6 year old beat you at your favorite video game?  You didn't just get owned, you got PWN3D!

6.  Caffeine doesn't do anything to me anymore, I think my blood is now around 87% percent caffeine.

7.  Im gonna die soon.

8.  I.Hate.band.  plain and simple.

9.  If it wasn't for music I would have died a long time ago.

10.  I can't stand Panic! at the disco.  It's like Satan's ugly cousin Suck decided to get off his arse and write music, but got some random guys from the 50's to play it.

11.  I like to read. 

12.  I hate people who hear about a band on Mtv or fuse for the first time, even if the band already has like, 5 cd's out (cough* afi *), and exploit them and act like they have been listening to them for centuries.

13.  Driving, skateboarding, playing the guitar, and talking to kristi take my mind of off everything else in life, if it wasn't for those things, life would suck.

14.  blah

 

More to come when im bored next.

August 27, 2006 - Sunday 
Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you. "

 

"Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more."

 

"I never told my religion nor scrutinize that of another. I never attempted to make a convert nor wished to change another's creed. I have judged of others' religion by their lives, for it is from our lives and not from our words that our religion must be read. By the same test must the world judge me. "

 

"The big theives hang the smaller ones"

 

August 15, 2006 - Tuesday 

Current mood:  sad

Yeah this is about two weeks late but I finally got myself to do it.

 

She died on Monday the 31st of July.

She had a tumor inside of her head, and we had to put her to sleep.

This is her about a week before she died.

August 12, 2006 - Saturday 



6 Weird Things/Habits About Myself.

1. When no one is looking I run my fingers through my hair...  it feels cool.

2. I do really good ren impressions (from ren and stimpy), and stewart and his mom from mad tv or w/e.

3. I was once married to a russian hooker by the name of Babushka (jk... or am I?)

4. I make more racist jokes and stereotypes than anyone alive, but I am not racist....  I just lke testing people's senses of humor.


5. I can turn invisible when no one is looking.


6. I can eat 5 hot pockets in a matter of 1-2 minutes.



Tagged Are..

1. Dang0

2. Josh


3. sunshine

4. ben


5. bill


6. russel




Rules: If you have been tagged, you must write a blog containing 6 weird things/habits about yourself. At the end list the six people you've tagged and make sure the rules are posted clearly. Afterwards, be sure to send comments to these people, letting them know that they've been tagged.

July 31, 2006 - Monday 

Current mood:  aggravated

these are great....

I underlined my favorites

 

 

 

THE 101 RULES OF HARDxCORE


1) Be tough at all times.

2) Never cheer after a show...only clap.

3) Be open minded in a "punch people" kind of way

4) Only the good hardcore bands have names that are
sentences with bad grammar. Boy Hits Car, Boy Sets
Fire, Skycamefalling, Boy Sets Car-fire.

5) Ankles are tough so bring your socks down into your
shoes so we can see them.

6) Tattoos are tough especially when they are on your
calves. See Rule 3 on how to see said tattoo more
clearly.

7) Wear your hoody in the mosh pit because sweating
like a wild pig makes you look tough.

8) Don't admit you listen to heavy metal.

9) (Exception to rule 8) Only admit you listen to
heavy metal if you think it is ironic and you wear
80's cheese metal shirts.

10) Be a non-conformist, just like all your friends.

11) Practice hardcore dancing in front of your mirror
and then try them out the next time Atreyu comes to
town.

12) A hardcore band is only original if you call it
something-core. Example Screamcore, emocore,
Screamocore, mathcore, or Medio-core.

13) Remember, it's fun to punch and kick kung fu
style.

14) Keep it in the do-jo.

15) Real hardcore fans are called kids.

16) Complain how hardcore bands are playing with metal
bands at all costs!

17) Have your own zine, website, production company or
be in a band. Claim you are friends with the singer
from Shai Halud.

18) Tell people you work in the music industry.

19) More Ankles people!

20) Embrace everybody in the scene except for those
people who are not you.

21) Refer to bands as old school or new school then
act tough again.

22) Pretend that you get Dillinger Escape plan.


23) Shop at second hand stores and then go buy
expensive shoes.

24) Beat people up and then go to bible study class.


25) Smoking and drinking and having sex before
marriage is too trendy. Real hardcore tough guys
abstain.

26) Whatever you do, don't let the singer on stage
ever sing in the mic. Make sure you grab it from him
and sing in it yourself, after all, you do a better
job singing then him. It's a wonder they didn't put
you on the album.


27) Start your own hardcore band.

28) Have your logo resemble some random 80's product
for nostalgia.

29) Talk about the scene any chance you get. Say as
many obscure hardcore bands from NJ as possible.

30) If you are shy start an emo band so you don't have
to look at the audience.


31) People who know more bands than you are better
than you.

32) Add the Letter X before and after important words.
XhardcorekidX
XmoshfuckX

33) Never say "Did you hear the new Strung Out?"
Unless you are attempting to be funny in which case
stop it because hardcore kids are tough not funny.

34) It's merch not Merchandise.

35) Hardcore girls must wear head bands at all times.

36) Stretch your ears out to look more intimidating.

37) The bigger you stretch you ears out the more
hardcore you are.

38) Your ear should be stretched out enough to
accommodate a block of wood, a hubcap or a penis.

39) People in the front row are best used as a
ladder/staircase to reach your goal...steal the mic
away from the singer.

40) When people ask you if you like a band always say
"I only like the old stuff" or "I haven't really
gotten into the new stuff".


41) Buy all of that bands merch.

42) Wear your new merch at the next hardcore show.

43) Repeat steps 41 and 42

44) If you have to wear glasses make sure they are
thick, black framed ones.

45) Don't tell anybody but make sure you try on your
new vintage clothes and stud belt before heading out
to see Poison the well.

46) Never admit you don't like Hatebreed and go see
them live 12 times a year.

47) Complain that they are playing with slayer but
don't admit you actually like Slayer.

48) Complain at all costs.

49) Tag team hardcore dancing is cool

50) Real hardcore kids are really struggling
photographers.

51) You don't go to hardcore concerts, you go to
hardcore shows. BIG difference.

52) Name your hardcore dance moves things like "The
mother fuck" or "kick that guys ass move" or better
yet....stay home and cry.

53) Protect your body from swinging limbs by
sacrificing your two arms.

54) Scream about love.

55) All age venues are important so you are not
tempted to drink.

56) Claim you know a guy who knows a guy whose best
friend was standing next to the guy who got his ass
kicked during Converge. Bash the hardcore scene and
then go see The Get Up Kids.

57) Anytime somebody mentions a band always say you
know somebody in the band.

58)Wear your pins with honour! Shai Halud, American
Nightmare, Minor Threat and the purple heart of
valour.

59) Velcro shoes are cool.

60) Don't admit that you have a crush on the singer
from Walls of Jericho. If somebody asks, say you
respect her as a musician only.

61) Your band name should contain one of the following
words: Blood, Murder, Kill, Victim and butterfly.

62) Print your band name as if it was on a bad
printing press. Actual graphics are for posers.

63) Sleep on a portrait painted prettier then
everyone.

64) 100 bands from around the world to play in your
city. All of them are the world's best hardcore bands.
Every label represented, every hardcore genre present.
The venue is the best all-ages venue in the world.
Tickets are $1.00. It is your job to go around saying
the festival should be free.

65) Record producers must make sure to pump the mid
because mid is tough.

66) Re-issue your demos after every album.

67) When the band starts playing everybody join hands
and make a big circle so we can watch the big kids
play.

68) Crying on stage makes you a professional.

69) Complain some more.

70) Album covers must be made at home on Photoshop by
your good friend.

71) If you are from New York NEVER smile in a promo
pic. In fact always try to cross your arms and look
into the camera as if you are going to beat up whom
ever is looking.

72) If you are from New Jersey NEVER smile in a promo
pic either. In fact try to look like you just lost
your girl friend to the hardcore band from New York.


73) Never admit that Emo is Country music lyrics mixed
with pop rock riffs and marketed by 17 year olds
trying to make their friend be the next Dashboard
Confessional.


74) American Idol is your worst enemy. (But you voted
for Ruben)

75) You can get away with glitter on your face as long
as your stretched ear plugs are clear.

76) Fuck beer, Got breast milk?

77) Bandanas are cool.

78) Bandanas with big X on them are cooler.

79) Bandanas with big X on them were cool last week
you poser.

80) Your best friend is a guy named XattackX from
Jersey who you chat with on MSN everyday. He is coming
to see you one day. Really.

81) Chunky breakdowns in your songs are original and
you should continue to do them despite every other
band doing them which is clearly a rip off of your
band.

82) Judge other bands and always compare them to the
socio-cultural effects of the band Integrity.

83) Look up Socio-cultural in the dictionary and then
get offended.

84) Green Day is the real reason you are still alive.

85) Describe your group of friends as "the scene" and
then watch bootlegs of last weeks.

86) Obey the laws of the hardcore scene or forever be
banished from the circle.

87) When somebody asks you what is hardcore respond
with "I am hardcore" then punch somebody in the face
for looking at you wrong.

88) Keep punching

89) Kick a little too

90) Punch

91) Add a threat about their mother for good measure.

92) Pretend you are won the fight then pickup your
dismembered left arm.


93) You are wearing the same thing as the 40-year old
gas pump attendant but for some strange mystical
reason you are cooler than he is.

94) Tell everybody that Trustkill Records are too
trendy.

95) Did you stop acting tough? I saw you hug that
teddy bear.

96) Pierce you tits and tattoo your body.

97) Straight bangs means straight-edge

98) Being vegan means you can't swallow sperm.

99) When in doubt Mock everything

100) Take everything personally.

101) Assume this list is about you!