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Michael "Tank" Almon


Last Updated: 3/11/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 26
Sign: Aquarius

City: PLAINVIEW
State: Texas
Country: US
Signup Date: 3/12/2006

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Monday, December 08, 2008 

Category: Romance and Relationships

One day I will have one of this guy's furry, little cousins!

One day...Just need to think of a good name.

Edit: Yes, I know these things stink and tear up everything! But their inquisitiveness and energy are just a couple of things that make them so cute and adorable! The stink I can overlook lol. And I think I will name him/her Killer :D

Wednesday, September 10, 2008 

It is our duty to inform you that as of 7:35:05am UTC on September 10, 2008, the Earth has been destroyed.

The destruction of Earth was first reported by Mr Jonathan Barber of Wisconsin, United States, who spotted that his home-made seismic Earth Detector had ceased to give readings at around 8:00am (2am local time). Several other amateur geocide spotters noticed this at the same time but Mr. Barber was the first to place a telephone call to the IEDAB's Geocide Hotline (+44 115 09Ω 4127, ask for Other Dave) at which point IEDAB officials performed an emergency check of their own instrumentation and verified Mr. Barber's report, as well as fixing the exact time of geocide.

Evidence is still being collated, but preliminary results suggest that the Earth was destroyed pre-emptively by scientists at the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, Geneva, Switzerland, before the commencement of their experiments to locate the Higgs Boson, as a precautionary measure to ensure that the experiment itself could not result in the destruction of the Earth.


For more information, go to http://qntm.org/?board
Saturday, July 19, 2008 

Current mood:  high
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 

Current mood:  evil
Category: Automotive
So, I'm thinking about getting a new job...maybe in construction. I'm fairly sure I can get it seeing as the guy who owns the company goes to my church. I just need to talk to him to evaluate the situation. There would be a few major advantages to this: 1) better hours (more hours on average, 2) no stupidly late nights, 3) most likely a pay increase, 4) no dealing with high school age employees, 5)no dealing with irate plainview customers, and 6) it would leave me open for more opportunities to be active in the church (major reason).

Also, in a travesty of cosmic proportions (i'm being serious) Starbucks has decided that in the near future they will be closing about 600 stores of which the one in Plainview is a victim. Please pray for the people who will be looking for jobs after this occurs. Please feel free to send hate mail to ...OH NO!!! THE STARBUCKS MAFIA IS HERE!!!

Time to eat. That is all.
Thursday, July 03, 2008 

Current mood:  infuriated
Some people need to grow up and realize that everything in life is not freaking perfect. And that they don't have to complain about every little thing that isn't freaking perfect. And that they are not the only people on this earth that gets inconvienced.

Some just need to realize everything isn't about themselves. Or that maybe, just maybe, they aren't the only ones that that get inconvienced. Maybe, due to circumstances at the time, there's more than a few people that inconvienced at the same freaking time, but they have enough courtesy to realize that. They don't gripe and complain but realize we are doing are best.

Or how about a place rewarding loyalty instead of a freaking application? Or rewarding loyalty instead of threats of quitting? It's freaking ridiculous when someone who's been at a place 2 days is getting paid 33% MORE than a person who's been there awhile and they have the same freaking job. Why? Because they got hired to that postion because of an application. Nevermind the fact they can't do the job yet...And God forbid that people who get promoted from within who CAN do the freaking job get first crack at the raise.

GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Edit: I have since calmed down. No need to worry...or blow people up...or death by soda...although that is a good idea...there is this one person...and this other guy...and about 15k or so in Plainview...