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Dear Everybody,

New EP, "Pissants and Pilgrims, Vagrants and Victims" will be in our clammy, calloused hands on July 28th, and available for purchasement soon thereafter.

We will take boxes of the CD with as we tour the storied East Coast of the United States, traversing up and down the Mason-Dixon line as is our Postbellum Prerogative, selling them to all with sufficient cash or credit. 

We love music--the making and playing and listening of it--and hope you find our efforts worthy and durable. Peace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UDMFwRWTpg

"Brown Rice is a Bummer," featuring drum solo by Kevin Dow

"Postbellum Neighborhood" is #22 on the Americana Radio charts, #62 on Non-Commercial AAA radio, and my pants fit me in a snugly comfortable sort of way.

Come August, we will be trawling the Southeast quadrant of the United States for converts--we will be stopping almost entirely in the various "villes" of that part of the country, from whose bosom I was sprung: Louisville, Asheville, Nashville, Charlottesville. These names have a certain soft, bell-like tone to them, do they not?

have seen fit to provide TCM with a forum through which we may spread our good word and splendid fellowship. If you happen to be near both a radio and a phone or computer simultaneously, perhaps you might be so kind as to contact one (or even ALL) of the stations listed below and fill up their ears with TCM-related superlatives. Here are a few conceivable comments you might make in order to charm and persuade your local program director:

1) Awkward, yet sincere: "Boy, I would surely love it if you would play something by The Cat Mary music group, who are my personal favorites."
2) Thinking it's Sports Radio: "They should fire Joe Torre and hire The Cat Mary! They know big-league pitching!"
3) While performing an autopsy: "This laser knife makes human flesh smell like sinister barbecue. And speaking of sinister barbecue, there's nothing goes better with that than the eccentric down hominess of The Cat Mary!"

The list of Nice People Inside Your Radio Machine:



1. KCUB, Stephenville, TX
2. KUWR Laramie, WY
3.WNCW, Greenville, NC
4. KRVM, Eugene, OR
5. 101.5. Santa Fe, NM: 2-3 spins daily
6. KCUV, Denver
7. WQNR, Auburn
8. WYOU, Va Beach
9. KBCS, Bellevue, WA
10. WUIN, NC
11. KSIL, Silver City, NM
12. KTBG, Kansas City: 2-3 spins daily
13. KRCB, Santa Rosa, CA
14. WFPK, Louisville
15. KUT, Austin
16. WMKY Morehead, KY
17. KRCC Colorado Springs
18. KZSU Palo Alto
19. KDNK Carbondale, CO
20. WHAY KY
21. WYCE Grand Rapids
22. XM Satellite (X country)
23. WGCS Goshen IN
24. WFHB Bloomington IN
25. KSLU Hammond, LA
26. WNKU KY
27. KUSP Santa Cruz, CA
28. PPublic Radio East Eastern North Carolina
29. KRCL UTAH
30. WSGE GASTON COLLEGE, NC

Hey Fellow Rhinoceri, new CD, "Postbellum Neighborhood", just shipped in from Canada, our splendid, relatively unarmed Neighbors to the North. Please buy it instead of that magnificent dolphin sculpture made entirely out of crystal meth you've had your eye on, wink wink.