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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 52
Sign: Pisces

City: Orlando
State: Florida
Country: US
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Wednesday, April 08, 2009 

Category: Travel and Places
Everybody’s favorite a capella group, Toxic Audio, is back in town next week with an offer for its fans — to join in the making of the group’s first music video.
And it’s a chance to honor the Toxins’ sound guy, John Valines.
Here it is:
Ever wanted to be in an awesome music video?

Like the kind Whitesnake did in the ‘80’s where the hot chick was writhing on the hood of a Trans-Am?

We’ll now’s your chance to be in a music video … that’s not at all like that.

For the first time ever, the Toxins are shooting a live music video of the “Sound Guy Song” during their performance at the Plaza Theater in Orlando April 18 at 8pm!

So come to the show, and bring banners supporting our sound guy, John.

We’re looking for signs that read:

“I love you, sound guy”
“The force is with the sound guy”
“Dude, where’s my sound guy?”

So get out your poster board and markers, get wildly creative … get more than a little drunk … and join us for an awesome concert and video shoot!

And here’s word of the concert itself:
The ONLY scheduled Orlando performance of 2009!!!

Back by popular demand, the a cappella sensations Toxic Audio return to their hometown of Orlando, Florida at The Plaza Theatre, Saturday, April 18, 2009 for one night only!

With over 200 Off-Broadway performances, the Drama Desk Award added to their resume, and being named: “Artist of the Year” by the CARA Awards, Toxic Audio have made their mark on the global theatre scene, and have established themselves as one of the most unique, original and fun productions and corporate shows in the world!

The five vocalists use no instruments other than the human voice to create complex sonic textures, rhythmic drumbeats, thumping bass lines, searing guitar-like solos and unbelievable vocal sound FX, in their varied performances of contemporary pop songs, timeless classics, jazz-scat and vocally orchestrated original compositions. They blend and merge their amazing talents for an explosion of vocal acrobatics, unstoppable rhythm and improv comedy in a show which takes the audience on an unforgettable musical journey which simply defies definition.

Toxic Audio features the varied talents of Jeremy James, Shalisa James, Geoff Castellucci, Paul Sperrazza, and Michelle Mailhot. Sound design is by John A. Valines III

Toxic Audio

Friday, April 18, 2009 @ 8pm

The Plaza Theatre is located at 425 N Bumby Ave, Orlando, Fl 32803

Tickets are $25 - $30 (plus applicable tax and surcharge)

Discounts available for seniors, students and groups

To purchase tickets call (407)228-1220 or online at www.theplazatheatre.com

For more information on Toxic Audio please visit: www.toxicaudio.com
Friday, April 03, 2009 

Category: Friends
In Memoriam

FRANCES MILSTEAD (1921 -2009)

FRANCES MILSTEAD

1921 -2009



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Beloved friend of gay community, activist, humorist, author, and the mother of the late Glenn Milstead (the actor behind drag icon DIVINE, of John Waters’ films fame), Frances Milstead died peacefully in her sleep in the early hours of Tuesday morning.

Central Florida residents may recall Frances riding as an honored guest in Orlando’s "Come Out With Pride Parade", judging a DIVINE look-a-like contest at Studz, along with WANZIE and Sexy Savannah, brunch-ing with friends at Friends restaurant, taking in a show at the Footlight Theatre, or one of her Orlando book signings; she wrote the acclaimed memoir MY SON DIVINE.

Most notably to local audiences, Frances was the subject of a wonderful documentary film – FRANCES: A MOTHER DIVINE - created by Orlando filmmakers and very dear friends of Frances - Tim Dunn, Taylor (The Illustrated Bartender) Bullock, and Michael Quinn.

Frances died in the comfort of a Ft. Lauderdale hospice care center, with friends by her side, due to complications arising from a recent stroke.

She is preceded in death by the passing of her son Glenn (DIVINE) in 1988 (heart failure) and her husband Harris, who died in 1993.

She is survived by a nation of grateful admirers.

Her unique gusto, the courage displayed in her successful battle against cancer, her zest for life, her insatiable need to cook for anyone that passed her threshold, her laughter, her sense of humor, and her enormous heart will be greatly missed by her legions of fans and friends. Frances Milstead was 88 years of age.
Saturday, March 07, 2009 

Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping
I'm thrilled that my old pal Peg O'Keef, whose is one of Orlando's true acting treasures, will be treading the boards once again atPeg O'Keef Sleuth's, as part of their Not-A-Mystery-Show Series in PARALLEL LIVES. I've never seen the play, but it certainly sounds intriguing (see listing in The World In Brief section above) and no matter what, I know I won't pass up this opportunity to see Peg perform.

I'm going to attend the Sunday, March 15th matinee performance of PARALLEL LIVES, and I am declaring it an Official WANZeGRAM Subscriber Outing. No big fuss. If you'd like to join me, just call and make your own reservation and inform them you are part of the  WANZeGRAM group and be sure to request the special WANZeGRAM rate. I have negotiated $4 off the regular price, exclusively for our subscribers. It's normally open-seating, but David at Sleuth's has agreed to reserve tables specifically for our group so we will be assured of being seated together. The number to call is 407.363.1985. You pay by cash-only ($15 instead of the usual $19) upon check in. Come a few minutes early and have a drink in the bar and a pre-show schmooze with other WANZeGRAM subscribers and friends. Also, if you decide to join me, please shoot me an email and let me know you've made a reservation. I'm really looking forward to it.

Additionally, although I can not be in attendance, the good folks a Sleuth's are offering the WANZeGRAM rate for this Sunday's (March 8) final presentation of BARRYMORE. (See listing in The World In Brief section above). Same number to call. Same deal. Just no WANZIE in attendance. (Perhaps this is a more appealing prospect for some.)

Here's a couple of snaps from my birthday celebration at Beach Blanket Bingo:

Images from Birthday @ BINGO!
Meanwhile, on the other side of the tracks -

I'd like to offer my congratulations to Frank & Fran Hilgenberg and Aaron Babcock at Theatre Downtown. These three intrepid souls have been at it for 20 years this month! Though there have been many emergency pay-the-rent parties, periods without air conditioning, and constant rumors of the lease not being renewed, Theatre Downtown has weathered the winds of change and economic hardships, rising like a phoenix out of the ashes again and again, enduring as the little theater that could. Many of this community's finest actors earned his or her chops (and many an aspiring director has honed his or her skills) at Theatre Downtown. Many of those now well-established actors and directors ply their talents there still, attracted by the fact that the appliance-store-turned-theatre is a true "community" theater in every sense of the word and of the highest caliber; also a place where great friendships as well as professional relationships have been forged.

Many years ago, Margaret Nolan (now of KangaGirl Productions) and Miriam Saunders and Peg O' Keef were among the brave souls who began, what at the time was called Tropical Theater.

Tropical made it's home in a rathskeller space that no one even knew existed, located on an alley way that runs along the railroad tracks where they cross Church Street, now called Gertrude's Walk. The space Tropical Theater occupied would later become Daisy's Basement - home of Daisy's Basement Vaudeville Shows, and later, live jazz. I worked as a cocktail waiter for  both the Vaudeville company and the jazz club for brief periods of time. The space was infamous owing to the weight-bearing support post, that could not be removed, which was almost dead center stage.

I well remember seeing the wonderfully warped BABY WITH THE BATHWATER, directed by Paul Wegman and featuring Paula Pell (who is now the head writer on Saturday Night Live) at the old Tropical Theater at the Gertrude's Walk location.
When, in early 1989, Tropical Theatre changed it's location to the abandoned appliance store on the corner of Princeton and Orange Avenues, it also changed it's name to Theatre Downtown. A curious name for a theater that bore no resemblance to one at the time and which was clearly not located downtown. But that was the beginning of a 20-year residency at the very same location under that misleading name. It was also the beginning of a 20 year long commitment of tireless dedication, time, talent, and sweat equity on the part of Frank & Fran Hilgenberg and Aaron Babcock, who are the only three people who have been involved with Theatre Downtown, in an ongoing day-in-day-out capacity, from that moment in time till this. Not only have all three directed shows and run the box office there, they also bartend, build and paint sets, barter for furniture, food and publicity, manage the business end of the theater, as well as mop floors and clean toilets.

Also there at the beginning was actor James (Jazz) Zelly, who appeared in the very first-ever Theatre Downtown production (David Mamet's AMERICAN BUFFALO). Twenty years later, Jazz is currently appearing there in the Arthur Miller classic - DEATH OF A SALESMAN (see listing in The World In Brief section above).

I have many great personal memories connected with Theatre Downtown. One of the earliest co-productions at Theatre Downtown was in conjunction with a little entity Rich Charron and I operated under at the time called Skin Of Our Teeth Productions. The show was what went on to become LIZZIE The Musical. In it's first incarnation at Theatre Downtown, the Charron/Wanzie musical was entitled LIZZIE BORDEN: A Musical Tragedy in Two Axe (we thought we were so clever), which bore little resemblance to the present day LIZZIE. The original version starred B.T. Bauer as Lizzie, my cousin Janet Liversbeger Lawton Sawyer as Emma, Frank McClain as Andrew Borden, and Paul Ryan as the singing narrator - newspaper reporter Joseph Howard.

The first revival of the Charron/Wanzie musical MONORAIL INFERNO was presented at Theatre Downtown and featured such notables as Doug (who actually went by Bowser at the time), the now opera star Wren Griffin, Mary Lou Kleiman, Tim Debaun, Mary Higgins "of Sanford Florida", and now Backstreet Boy Kevin Richardson, to name just a few.

At Theater Downtown I appeared as the title character in THE HEAD, sharing the stage with Rich Charron as the hunchback lab assistant and Doug as the evil vixen. I also played roles in LEVITATION (opposite David Lee, with Pumpkin Reid Loveland making his theatrical debut), MONORAIL INFERNO, TWO MEN TRAPPED IN WOMEN'S BODIES, TRAILER TRASH TABLOID, and THE ARTIFICIAL JUNGLE (opposite the very sweet and studly David Halstead). The revival of my Vietnam War drama IN CLOSE QUARTERS also played at Theatre Downtown, and I was very pleased to have choreographed the amazing SEX PAINT there, created and directed by performance/paint artist Mitch Calhoun and featuring video segments taped by John Sullivan.

Theatre Downtown hosted a fund raiser for Rich and I to be able to go to New York for an extended period of time to work on the re-writes for LIZZIE. It was a wonderfully supportive evening of great talent emceed by Paul Wegman.

No one who saw him in the role will ever forget Mr. Wegman's amazing performance as Scrooge in the first of what has now become a beloved annual tradition - A CHRISTMAS CAROL at Theatre Downtown, directed by Frank Hilgenberg.

Among my favorites, I will never forget the stellar performance of the afore mentioned Peg O'Keef in DANCING AT LUNASA, as well as in THE UNDOING, or David Lee's appropriately demented direction of PSYCHO BEACH PARTY, which again starred the wonderfully gifted Peg O'Keef as the B-movie star opposite Miriam P. Saunders, who was perfect as the ever dutiful Chicklet.

The wonderful acting couple Ted and Gerri Mansfield, Mary Lou Kleiman, Peg O'Keef, Paul Wegman, Tom Sheroman, Joyce Gier, John Long, Jack Swanson, and Jan Peterson are but a very few of the old guard acting alumni whose performances I enjoyed many times over in the early years of Theatre Downtown.

THE WIER
and SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION (both directed by Tim Muldrew), THE GLASS MENAGERIE (directed by John DiDonna), RED SCARE ON SUNSET, DANCING AT LUNASA, THE UNDOING, THE GRAPES OF WRATH, and BLEACHER BUMS are just a few of the many fine TD productions that stand out in my mind.

>From it's most humble beginnings right up through it's recent block buster presentation of ALTAR BOYZ (under the most able direction of pianist & musical director Steve MacKinnon) Fran, Frank and Aaron have provided a steady rudder guiding the little-theater-that-could through all types of obstacles and making it one of our theater community's true success stories.


Congratulations Theatre Downtown!


BTW - did you know that Theatre Downtown steeply discounts the first Thursday evening performance of every single show it presents?

Well they do!

All Theatre Downtown productions open on a Friday, then on the following Thursday, tickets are only $10 instead of $18! That's quite a deal if you are able to go out on a school night. DEATH OF A SALESMAN just opened on Friday, March 6th, which means you can catch it this coming Thursday for only $10 bucks! (407.841.0083). When you go be sure to say  "Happy 20th Anniversary" to Frank, Aaron, and Fran.

In the meantime, don't forget to make your reservations to join me for the Official WANZeGRAM Subscriber Outing to see Peg O'Keef in PARALLEL LIVES, on Sunday March 15, at Sleuth's - 407.363.1985 - and remember to ask for the WANZeGRAM Rate.

I'll see ya there!

I’m WANZIE and That’s All I Wrote!

WANZIE!

Thursday, March 05, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Playwright/Actor John Ryan is taking his 2007 fringe hit, My Pal Bette to the Producer’s Club in New York City, for a limited engagement. The play will be presented at the Grand Theater on 44th street, June 19th through the 29th, 2009. John will be reprising his role as the socially awkward tic riddled Tommy, and Tammy Kopko will be reprising her role as Bette Davis. The remaining characters will be cast through auditions held in March in New York City.

In the meantime, in order to offset the cost of such an endeavor, B Productions has planned a talent filled themed fund raiser.
Hollywood Canteen Cabaret
will be held at the Footlights Theatre at the Parliament House on March 5th, 2009. The event – reminiscent of the actual Hollywood Canteen of 1940’s fame, which Bette Davis spearheaded in order to entertain the troops - will be presented under the stewardship of Kenny Howard, who will also direct the New York production.

There will be a cash bar reception starting at 7PM where guests may mingle with canteen celebrities while perusing the silent auction items. The “Canteen Cabaret, hosted by Miss Sammy, will begin at 8pm and will feature the talents of Wanzie and Doug, Andrea Canny, David Dorman, Carol Lee, Janine, Klein, Monique Byrnes, David Lee, Frank McClain and Elizabeth Murff.

 

Event tickets are available exclusively through the Wanzie.com online box office. Reserved seating through Select-A-seat is
$10.00 per ticket. Premium VIP - Bette’s Guardian Angel tickets are $25.00 per person. Angel seating is limited to the six tables (considered house seats) on the Producers Row - second level / on the rail which offers the best-unobstructed view of the proceedings and will include a cheese and fruit platter at each table. Angels may choose their specific seat at the table of their choice on a first come first served basis through Select-A Seat by pointing your browser to the Online Box Office at WANZIE.com.
Monday, March 02, 2009 

Category: Blogging
I am the world's worst procrastinator. I will turn 52 next week, which reminds me that it was one year ago this coming week that I received this amazing MacBook Pro computer, that I am right now typing on, as a gift from some pretty amazing people.

I made a big fuss about it in the Gram the week I got the computer, just to make sure that everyone who was so kind and so generous knew that what they contributed toward had indeed come to fruition. I also made a big fuss about it in the Gram in order to buy myself some time, as I told myself, "I really must take the time to write each and every person who helped make this gift possible a personal thank you note".

If you are one of those who contributed to this gift, and are wondering if your note was lost in the mail, I can tell you it wasn't.

I purchased the cards.

I purchased the stamps.

I have managed to use up all the stamps on other things throughout the year.

The cards have made their way to the bottom of a huge heap that masquerades as an out-basket on my desk.

Not that it makes things any better, but, the actual card that accompanied the computer gift, has remained in plain sight, conspicuously tacked up on the wall over my desk. Every now again I look at it and think "what a lucky boy am I".  I seriously do that and do think that. Every now again when I'm a little blue (It happens. Not often, but it happens.) I'll see that card on the wall and think, "get over yourself mister. Look at the people with whom you have been blessed to have in your life."  And then I can't help but feel better.

My life has been a struggle in many respects. Trying to be a playwright in Orlando is not the wisest of life choices. But my life has been incredibly rich, and full of love and laughter as well as a certain sense of security that many people attempting to do similar things as I may not enjoy, owing entirely to my family of friends.

I feel dreadful that I have never gotten those Thank You notes out.

Jeff Horn, who never misses an opportunity to send a hand-written thank you note in recognition of even the slightest of courtesies afforded him, makes me look like such a slouch by comparison. Jeff sends out a thank you note in response to aYes, believe it or not: I don't really enjoy writing! "gesundheit" after he sneezes. Val and Gary are in a similar league.
In my defense ... or rather to my further discredit ... you should know this about me; I am a writer who has an aversion to writing. I'm not sure how much I actually enjoy writing but rather that I really enjoy having written.

Many of you may be aware of my penchant for submitting a Fringe play-title that Kenny and I, or Doug and I, simply think will sell tickets, and then not coming up with a plot to go with said title until the day before the deadline to get your 30-word blurb into the Fringe master program in upon me. This is not Fringe lore. This is, unfortunately, how I operate. There has been more than one occasion (and Kenny will verify this) where Kenny has come to me to say, "Michael we start Fringe rehearsals next week, don't you think you should write the play?" So I hole up in a hotel room on I-drive (thank you David G) or go to the beach for two or three days and write a play.

So, I guess what I'm saying is; if the Thank You notes were going to be in last years Fringe they would have eventually gotten written?

Here's something to confound you:

I used to love to buy Florida-themed Christmas cards. Loving kitsch as I do, I so love those tacky Florida Christmas cards with Santa wearing Bermuda shorts and holding a cocktail, with a paper umbrella in it, in his hand, or the card with flamingos pulling his sleigh, I'm loaded with Florida-themed Christmas cards.  Just can't seem to get them in the mail!or Santa water-skiing, etc. Every time I would come across those cards I would buy them. A few years ago when I had a yard sale just prior to going to Las Vegas, I sold 14 boxes of unopened, Florida-themed Christmas cards that I found stashed anywhere and everywhere. I no longer buy Christmas cards at all as I have come to grips with the painful truth: I'm never going to send them anyway. And why don't they get sent you may very well ask? Because I think it's tacky to send a card without a personal message in it. I tell myself, "I'm not just going to sign the card and put it in the mail. I'm going to write something terribly clever and sincerely personal in each and every card". And then it's Christmas Eve and there they sit, midway down in the afore mentioned huge heap that masquerades as the out-box on my desk. So ... I just don't buy them anymore. I mean who am I fooling?

But, I'm really grateful for this computer, truly I am, and I am truly stunned that a year has gone by and I have not gotten the Thank You notes out and for that I am truly sorry, and I am going to make the commitment to send out at least one card a week ... I'm bound to miss a week or two here and there ... but by this time next year I will have gotten a card to everyone involved in the giving of this wonderful, life-saving gift, that is, if you will be so kind as to send my your home address, because I go through address books like I go through cell phones and reading glasses. (For whatever talents I may truly possess, I am so THANK YOU!  THANK YOU!  THANK YOU!special-needs when it comes to everyday things).  But really and truly, do send me your address. Hold me to my word. Send your address if you fall into the category of WANZIE's wonderful friend or family member who has been egregiously overlooked, and put me to the test.

Obviously I require pressure and deadlines in order to write.

And just so all those kind souls who pitched in to give me this fabulous computer (for which not a day goes by that I am not grateful) will know that whether or not they were present to sign the gift card - that Barry and Kenny and David and especially Rich (who secretly managed the online contributions and managed to totally keep it from me) did indeed make sure I knew of your involvement by affixing your name to the card on your behalf - I am including your names herewith, you lovely, lovely people:






Don Granatstein & Susan Unger
Brian Westmoreland & Rich Charron
Frank McClain
David Lee
Karen Brown
Kevin Stewart
Mike Nesheim
Kathy & John Walsh
Margaret Nolan
James Wolf and Lisa somebody or other
Patti Gaines
Rai Liauw and Jeff Horn
Mike & Emily Dorman
Channing Bolick
Kenny Howard  & Barry Miller
Monique Byrnes
Val and Gary Bungart
Jack & Margo Dixon
Thomas Fincannon
Shaun McLaine
Kapt KarenAnn Bunce
David DeLoach
Benjamin McGeoch
Thomas Skye
The Singhaus Clan
Pamela O'Bannon
Jeff Kern
Cindy Hart
Mark Holmes
Scott Penyak & David Dorman
Anthony Borka
Jeff Jones
Kevin Eagan
Jean Ferris
Sean Harrington & David Goodermote
Bill Woods
David, Amber & Judy Miko
Donald Stovall

Doug Fish & Richard Brady
Dominik D'Ambrosio
Cid Stoll
James Lussier & Nancy Jacobson
Penny Creech
Drew Sizemore
Mike Wozniak & Eddie Frye


What a lucky boy am I!

Come to Bingo this coming Wednesday and have a drink with me and eat birthday cake if you like, but -

ABSOLUTELY NO PRESENTS PLEASE. REALLY. I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE!
I’m WANZIE and That’s All I Wrote!

WANZIE!
Tuesday, February 24, 2009 

Category: Sports
Of course we at WANZIE.com World Headquarters, strategically located in sports conscious Melbourne, Florida, have long been aware there is a gay softball league in Central Florida, but who knew how big it is and how involved it gets right on up to a faggot-ized and lesbian-ized World Series, with literally hundreds of top-ranked teams coming together over several days of ball playing?

Locally, 33, count 'em: 33 teams (23 men’s open co-ed and 10 all-women’s teams) comprise the Central Florida Softball League, with 14 to 17 players on each team. (Apparently the women’s division does not allow men on their teams but the men welcome The Central Florida Softball League!women players, for what are, unfortunately, probably obvious and stereotypical reasons.) Each of the 30 teams will play 14 games to determine the six division winners that will go on to the World Series as members of NAGAAA – North American Gay & Lesbian Amateur Athletic Association! Again, who knew?

The men’s open teams World Series will be held over labor day weekend in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, where 150 teams will compete for the top honor with more than 4,5000 event participants and attendees expected. Orlando League President Anthony Andreala says “Most people know the league exists, but when you start talking numbers they are always like 'Holy Shit!'" An additional 75-100 women’s division teams will compete in their own World Series.




CFSL OPENING DAY TAILGATE PARTY
Opening day for the 2009 season is set for Sunday, March 1st, at the Fairview Fields located at the corner of Orange Blossom Trail and Lee Road across from what used to be Ben White Raceway.

The festivities will kick off (are we allowed to say “kick off” when discussing softball?) with the first pitch – a ceremonial stunt of sorts: apparently one Orlando’s lesbian politicos, whom we would rather not mention, will throw a ball to Miss Sammy at precisely 10:45 AM. Whether or not Miss Sammy will actually catch it remains to be seen!

We at the WANZeGRAM will not be held responsible if:

1.    Miss Sammy is an hour late.
2.    Miss Sammy shows up in the same clothes which she wore to bed the night prior.
3.    Miss Sammy shows up drunk.

Or all of the above.

After that momentous stunt we assume they begin playing softball. President Andreala invites “... anyone and everyone to come out on opening day or any game day. It’s always free to attend.” He continued “I guarantee attending our games offers rich entertainment value, as you can well imagine.”

But the really big event of opening day is not the 16-20 individual games that will take played on four diamonds – it’s the tailgate party competition!

Each team or group of teams will set up a themed-display for their version of a tailgate party. Apparently the competition is fierce and people have been known to set up tents and canopies and pull up with fully decked-out mobile homes, with gas grills and candelabras and hanging plants!

Each tailgate party will have a jar in which patrons are encouraged to drop a dollar. Each dollar counts as a vote for the best of show award. Half the money in each jar goes to the team whose jar the money came from and the other half goes into a kitty for the end of season banquet. The dollars count as part of the total score which will be considered by the tailgate party judges – the afore alluded to city commish who lives to find fault with WANZIE and the ever-sports-anxious Miss Sammy.

We can only hope the skill level of some of the players is as notable as some of the team names. Monikers include BROADWAY CRUSH, FASHION VICTIMS, MUFF 'N STUFF, POOKIES PIXIES, DESIGNATED DRINKERS and DR. COE’S TOOTH FAIRIES, just to name a few.

Apparently outfitting the teams is one thing, but then there is a cost-per-game that must be paid to the city, along with the premium on a city-mandated insurance policy. Then, there is pre-requisite equipment that must be purchased, and dues to be paid to NAGAAA, travel expenses, and trophies to buy and what have you.

So the local league is seeking business or individual sponsorships.


Sponsorship perks range from banner advertising at the fields to company name as part of a team’s name; from website recognition to tables at the Seasonal Banquet etc. Of course, it’s mostly a philanthropic donation to help little kids who were often not picked to play baseball, play baseball as adults. (That’s probably not the league’s official stance on the state of the whole affair, but it is how certain writers here at the WANZeGRAM imagine the case to be.) We feel certain there are some excellent lesbian players.

WANZeGRAM subscriber Philip Johnson is team manager of THE LEFT OVERS. THE LEFT OVERS are so named because on try out day they were the players none of the existing teams elected to draft, and thus the worst of the worst were left alone, unpicked, to become their very own team.

We at the WANZeGRAM ask – What’s wrong with you people? Didn’t you suffer enough humiliation when that happened to you in gym class? Johnson responds, “We’re facing our biggest fears.  We even have a kid on our team from Singapore who’s never played baseball in his life. At the last practice I yelled to him to 'get under it, get under it!' as he ran to catch a fly ball that was clearly all his. He planted his feet, reached up with determination, and the ball fell out of sky right down on the center of his head.”

Now you know the skinny.

So, if someone connected with the league contacts you for a contribution or sponsorship, you’ll know what he or she are on about.

If you would like to sponsor a team, or simply become a booster, please contact team manager Philip Johnson, who also serves on the 2009 fund raising committee or contact your nearest friendly neighborhood gay or lesbian ballplayer.



Johnson can be reached by dialing 321.948.0316 or by email: philj620@aol.com




Orlando Softball League Opening Day

Sunday, March 1, 2009


Opening Pitch   10:45 AM


Fairview Fields 

Lee Road at Orange Blossom Trail
Orlando, Florida




For further information on the
Central Florida Softball League point your browser to


The Central Florida Softball League!

www.CFSLeague.org
Saturday, February 21, 2009 

Category: Art and Photography
Orlando Theatre Project is presenting the Central Florida premiere of Blackbird, a play by David Harrower, currently on the boards and playing through March 15th, at the Winter Park Playhouse, under the direction of Orlando Theatre Project company member Richard Width.


"The gifted David Harrower’s intense and emotional play is a miracle."
NY Times


"An extraordinary, no-holds-barred drama."
The Daily Telegraph


“David Harrower's BLACKBIRD is this season’s latest thought provoking,
stomach punching, try-all-you-like-you-won’t-be-able-to-shake-it offering ...”
austinist.com


BLACKBIRD takes place in a stark, messy, normal-looking break room. A woman named Una arrives unannounced. Thus begins the awkward reunion of a man and a woman, fifteen years after a brief sexual affair when he was 40 and she was only 12.
Actors Jim Howard and Krista Pigott in BLACKBIRD!Is she seeking vengeance? Not quite – but perhaps something else. Blackbird is a brilliant, unnerving and divisive play that challenges the limits of our conceptions of love, abuse and the somewhat clichéd term: closure.
 
BLACKBIRD was commissioned by the Edinburgh International Festival and premiered at the King's Theatre, Edinburgh, in August 2005. The production transferred to the Albery Theatre, London, in February 2006, and went on to open at the Manhattan Theater Club, New York City, in April 2007. It won a Laurence Olivier award (England’s Tony) for Best New Play. Blackbird is currently being adapted as a motion picture, due to open in theaters in 2010.

Orlando Theatre Project company member Jim Howard will play the role of Ray. Howard was last seen in OTP’s productions of Body of Water and It’s A Wonderful Life, A Live Radio Play. Krista Pigott makes her
OTP debut as Una. She is relatively new to Orlando audiences, and is the sister of OTP and WANZIE-favorite Robby Pumpkin Pigott.

Orlando Theatre Project is an Actors’ Equity Association theatre bringing the finest professional theatre to audiences in Central Florida for 23 years!

The mission of the Orlando Theatre Project is to create quality professional theatre to engage, enrich, entertain and educate the Central Florida community.


Orlando Theatre Project. Explore life! One play at a time.”


BLACKBIRD!



BLACKBIRD

Now Playing through March 15 

Friday and Saturday nights at 8 PM

Saturday and Sunday matinees at 2 PM

Winter Park Playhouse
711 Orange Ave.
Winter Park, Florida

Tickets: $28 Adults / $24 Students and Seniors

Reservations 407-491-1397

Sunday, February 15, 2009 

Category: Romance and Relationships

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A VALENTINE!
WANZIE, Ron and Rich, back in the mid-80's.  Happy Birthdy RON!

WANZIE    RON KIMBER     RICH CHARRON
Opening Night of BARNUM
Civic Theater of Orlando, 1985/86 Season


“Rich chauffeured Ron and I to the show in a huge, vintage black Cadillac sedan.  Champagne and Godiva truffles were enjoyed en route.  The Civic cordoned off a private area, just for Ron and I, up in the loge, where gourmet cheeses and wine were enjoyed during the performance.  Keith Happy Valentine's Day!Goudreau was in the show and got the entire cast to recognize us during the curtain call, and when the spotlight hit us, Ron leaned over and put his hands around my face and kissed me.  Our first public kiss!  Unheard of at the time!  It was, after all, a family show at Civic Theater in the city of Orlando in the year of our lord 1985.  I was stunned!

Till this day that remains the happiest night of my life. I was madly in love with Ron. He was beautiful of face and of spirit, and incredibly full of life. He literally lit up a room when he entered.  His smile was infectious.  His heart was as big and affecting as the Valentine's Day on which he was born – and 23 short years later – on which he was also buried.  It’s been 22 years since this beautiful man was taken from us, and I have missed him every single day of each of those years.  It is impossible though, to remember Ron, and not somehow manage to smile.  That is his legacy.  He was my hero.  My one true love.  My Valentine!”


– WANZIE


In Loving Memory
RONNIE JOE KIMBER
February 14, 1964 – February 13, 1987
Thursday, February 12, 2009 

Category: Romance and Relationships
It was good to see so many talented youngsters taking so seriously the art of theater when I helped determine who among the best of the best would receive scholarships during the District five thespian competition last weekend here in Orlando.
Where I grew up in Shelton, Connecticut there was no “Thespian” troupe and I didn’t even know what that word meant. (I thought I knew, but I would later find out I was thinking of something entirely different.)
Shelton High School had no drama or theater arts courses in its curriculum. That is, not until a bunch of us went to a school board meeting and made a big stink about it.
Shelton High School today!The Drama Club that had once existed fell by the wayside when the school had to go on double sessions due to overcrowding, just before my becoming a freshman. We were told we could not have a Drama Club because it was too expensive to keep the lights on in the auditorium at night.

I gathered my very few theater-curious friends and went to another board meeting pointing out that there seemed to be no problem keeping the field lights ablaze at night so the football team could practice.  [EDITOR'S NOTE: This is where it all started!]

A Drama Club was immediately formed and accommodated and ‘Drama” and “Play Production” become two accredited courses the following year.
I’m very proud of those accomplishments, but still no one in Shelton seemed to know anything about the National Thespian Society. Who knows how much gayer I might be had I been exposed to such a thing during those tender teen age year? Traveling to theater arts competitions and meeting other theater loving fags instead of believing I was the only one in the whole of Fairfield County?
As I write this, I am reminded of two important people. Mary Ann and William Fenn.
At the time, she was Mary Ann Carrey, my English teacher, and he was another English teacher at the high school who also taught my catechism class over at St. Margaret Mary’s, where we Catholic kids where bused once a week for religious instruction. (I had attended St. Margaret Mary School in 2nd and 3rd grade, but by now I knew better.)
Miss Carrey and Mr. Fenn agreed to be our mentors for Drama. They went to bat with us kids at the various meetings and became actual friends with many of us, as is often the case with Drama students and their teachers.
Miss Carrey and Mr. Fenn had never spent much time together. He was single. She was not only engaged to be married, but had just been given a huge teaching staff wedding shower and raked in a crap load of crap. But we were in the troughs of all-night rehearsals for our debut musical – OLIVER – and Mary Ann and Bill were together all the time working on the show. They discovered they liked each other a lot. Miss Carrey’s fiancé’ was introduced to us at one of the many rehearsals he would drop in upon as that was the only way he could spend time with his busy future wife. On the closing night of OLIVER, as the curtain closed on the final bows, Mary Ann, who was in charge of stage-right, and Bill, who was in charge of stage-left, met center stage, and kissed full on the mouth, right in front of the entire cast. We were aghast!

Then, he audibly asked her to marry him and she said yes.  That very night she called off her wedding, which was literally, days away, gave back all the presents, and hurriedly married her co-director of OLIVER, thus becoming Mrs. William Fenn.

I have always felt I played a part in bringing them together. They made a perfect couple and would often have troubled kids to their home, and after running away to Florida, I would make it a point to visit them whenever I came home to see family. They were very special people.
I always dreamed I would thank these two people if and when I ever received a major award of some kind. Sadly, Marry Ann died just a few short years after her marriage to Bill, due to some sort of brain cancer or some such thing. I don’t think Bill ever got over it. I have no idea where he is now or if he is still living. Perhaps someone reading this might know and write to tell me.
I the meantime, just in case I never get that award: Thanks Bill and Mary Ann for helping shape my love of theater and my adolescence. And thanks to all the teachers everywhere who take time to make the kids who are different feel they are not so different.

I’m WANZIE and That’s All I Wrote!

WANZIE!

Sunday, February 01, 2009 

Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping
One might have thought that WANZIE himself was responsible for that jet falling into the Hudson River during his recent visit to the Big Apple, the way Matthew (Carol Lee) Arter was carrying on.

Arter left a harried, scolding message on WANZIE’s cell phone, which went something like


“MICHAEL WANZIE – I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU! YOU OF ALL PEOPLE! I’M VERY DISAPPOINTED AND UPSET WITH YOU... CALL ME!”

After calling to mind any and every horrible thing he had ever said about Carol Lee and how it might have gotten back to Matthew, WANZIE sheepishly returned the call, only to discover that Arter was in an uproar because the WANZeGRAM had featured a picture of WANZIE posing with a dress which we incorrectly reported had been worn by Ethel Merman as she sang ROSES’ TURN in GYPSY fifty years ago.


“YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO,” Arter bellowed into the phone ...


“ROSE DID NOT WEAR A SEQUINED DRESS IN THAT BACKSTAGE NUMBER. EVERY PICTURE I’VE EVER SEEN OF MERMAN DOING ROSES TURN IN GYPSY SHOWS HER WEARING A SIMPLE PURPLE DRESS! AND CERTAINLY NOT SEQUINED!”

We at the WANZeGRAM cannot be certain who got what mixed up. Either the owner of the dress, a cast member of FORBIDDEN BROADWAY (encountered recently at Seth Rudetsky’s CHATTERBOX in NYC) who purchased it at world famous CHRISTIE’S AUCTION HOUSE, got the story wrong, or WANZIE got the story wrong, or CHRISTIES sold the Broadway star a bill of goods.

So upset was Arter that such an untruth was unleashed upon the WANZeGRAM reading public, we at the WANZeGRAM World Headquarters in GYPSY-less Melbourne, Florida set about the task of painstaking research and here’s what we've  found:


  • The dress NEVER appeared in GYPSY.
  • The dress WAS INDEED however worn by the late great ETHEL MERMAN, but NOT while singing ROSE'S TURN, rather, while singing EVERYTHING’S COMING UP ROSES on a televised Broadway tribute show of some sort.
Just to remind you – here’s WANZIE with the offending dress –




And here’s a link to a video of Merman performing while wearing that exact dress:




We apologize for any undue trauma we may have caused the Merman-sensitive Mr. Arter and we regret that false information appeared in this e-publication. We hope providing the above video link will put the matter to rest and if nothing else, confirms that the dress was at least an actual Merman-worn garment. We also suggest Mr. Arter find living people to protect and defend. (And “No”, Carol Channing does not qualify as living).
Currently listening:
Gypsy - A Musical Fable (1959 Original Broadway Cast)
By Jule Styne
Release date: 1999-05-18