Well looky heres - it be goins on nigh Christmas in I ain't wrote diddly since my heathen kids tosseds me in a hell farm an a stealeds my bank account.

I spends a my days bein told when I's a hungry an a what I wants to be watches on at there television. 

I been in troubles 19 times fer harmins em testiculars of at boy what ties me to my bed at night. 
I started a couple a em fires on at hovers-round a my enemys name a Slimmy James. 
An back on a Turkey Day, I a saveds up some feces a mine an a throwed its at the Dr. Drexel ... he hads it comin.

This Christmas visitins, I'm a sworn a take one a my dumb grandkids hostaged fer a car ride outta heres.  There's guna be 3 kinds a hell payin when I gets goin.

My no-count kids done stuck me's in the old folks farm here. Sometime afters the Thanksgivin last year, I wokes up to em little basturds sittins in my livin room with the brown girl nurse. 

Next thing I knows. I'm a sittins here droolin, wearins the bunny slippers, n watchin my grandkids rootin through my pockets. 

I ain't cares fer what yer shyster Pettifogger a says; I'm a writins ya sons-a-bitches out of my Will fer this !  Quit puttin things on my feets whiles I a sleepins !

He gots famous for bein at there Mister Miyagi in "Karate Kid".
That's right sad... I liked that fella... heck, he was onlys a 76 years old.

I wants to thanks at there BluJ for bringins is to my attention.

Source.

Seems is preacher fella has gones on a tirads sayins at em tattoos peoples a gots are the mark of rebellion, disgrace, freaks, indecencies, depravity, perversion, and a mental disordered.  Goes on & ons explainins bout the Lord not likins at there skin art.

Now, what in a hells a wrong with is son bitch?  We gots all this nonsensicals like child stealers or murderers a flappins round the world, so at jackin-ape wants a spread at gospel bouts me havins a tattoo of a heart with "mom" typed in its.

Ya sees, lots a folks got some kind a decoration on em... whether its a scar, birthmark, or a tattooed.  Theys are just things we wears likes we wears a necklace or some danged shirt.  My first skin drawin was a slapped overs a war wound.  So Jesus is a gunna shuts at gate in my face for it?  Not my Jesus, ya sons a bitch!

Here's at fella's email: comments@av1611.org

I knows I'm a gunna has somethins to says to em, and I hopes a rest of yas does also.  He done gots my dander up!!!

I's been seein at there Heidi Flush in a news agains, talkins bout gettins herself a hook shop in at there Nevada for the whorin.  I can'ts a figure why some fella would wants to put his wanker in at ugly woman much less pays for its.

But why in a hells at news coverins em openins of a house a ill-refutes?

Ya sees, back in my days em brick-pinchers were workin a docks an a givin em sailors all kinds a hepatitises... is how they gots to be called em <i>"Nazi Whores"</i>... an a ats why us community gots together to shoots em like diseased pigeons.

Now here's in a 21st centuries we has em newspapers a handin out maps to advertisins em no count harlots.  Somethin ain't right here!!!  I'm bouts to rally up my neighbors to goes out for an old fashioned whore shoot, haught damnit!!!

I'm a one a em fans of at there Google Search.

I hopes all ya's is also...

causin here's a links to every Google logo ever mades:

The Google Logos

Enjoys it.

At there brown girl has a gots her damn cat Chomby over here's botherin a heck out a me!

She goes n tells me to not be scarin Chomby whens he's in at litter box causin he won't use it no mores... but damnits I been a scarin the heck out a him everytime he's a shat in my tub, but at ain't a workin!

No good thing swats me everytimes I goes by.

Look here, theres more peoples a protestin at there war in the Iraqy then theres a probably evers been.   

Em fellas goes an a preachins bout the number of dead soldiers this n that, but does anybodys ever considers at there be a thousands a peoples what gots murdered right here in the United States, just last year...

Why ain't em fellas a protestins ourselves for a killins each other?  Why's they a arguin more bouts em volunteers goin to wars than em victims gettin killed right heres in our own back yards?

Ya can sees it on my own profiles...
Here's how I dids it:

Click HOME - Go to EDIT MY PROFILE - edit the "I'D LIKE TO MEET" one - copy & paste the following into the text space:

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Make changes where needed: change the name "The Old Man" to your own name - change the links for URLS & IMAGES to your own.  Have fun!!!

Thank yas to "Joe God" for the helps.

So, I was a watchins my television shows less night - PBS hads a video story bouts escapin from a Nazis  - whens a Beatles music starteds to playin out a no wheres. 

I called em fellas at the tv companies an a tolds em, "You quits all at hippy shits n gets back to killins em Hitlers!"

Em sissies gots to scared n a calleds em police on me's... just causin I was a threatins em... damn babies...

Soon as em slow-assed bluefoots gots here, at there musicals was a gones.  Nobody believeds me!  Sons a bitches mades a spectacle too, with em ambulances n such, wokes up a whole neighborhood with all at jackassery foolishness. 

Last things I members was a wakins up bout a hour goes in my pj's... I'm gunna sues a damn city for at nonsenses!  Then I'm gunna sues em Beatles!  Makins me looks like a senile or somethins!

I knows what I hears!!!