Man!!  Ive ben making so many new COMICXSSSSS!!!!!!!

Alright, Tom and I have started putting everything together into some kind of "narrative".  Tom is even typing this for me so the spelling is better and everything.

So I guess I should really just start at the beginning- at when I disappeared and everything that happened after.  Tom says the story is like a Jack Kerouac novel but I don't know who that is and said so (and he didn't even yell at me!).

So it was the end of April and everything was going really good for me. Me and Gretchen was doing really good and Tom and I were hanging out. I had an okay job and I was saving up for a boombox.  People were reading my webcomics and I had a closet full of Hawaiian shirts.  Life was good.

But in one day it was all taken away from me.  I was at Walsteen's helping a customer find the Tuck wipes when I finally figured out what Tuck wipes are for.  I started laughing really loud at the customer and pointing and yelling (as any man would in such a situation) but my manager didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did.  Cause the owner was there looking things over.  So the owner fired me on the spot and I didn't even get to keep my apron which is maybe what makes me the most mad.

I was so angry that I stopped by a gas station on the way home and picked up three 2-liters of Mountain Dew and drank an entire one on the way home.  By the time I got to the apartment I was little out of it and wasn't taking any backtalk.  So Tom just said something like "The rent's still due" and I went kinda nuts.  I started yelling weird things about robots and dinosaurs, the whole time downing the second 2-liter.  Pretty soon Tom is kicking me out for good because of whatever I said (evidently I implied that his mother was a T-Rex or something) and I don't care.  I just leave and run over to Gretchen and Molly's apartment.

By the time I get there I've finished the 2nd 2-liter and I'm on to the third and I'm getting really really crazy.  I'm starting to see things and there are colors swirling everywhere and I just can't stop drinking.  All I remember is Gretchen yelling at me and Molly crying in the corner and Ruth was over and she just starts hitting me in the stomach and I finish the 3rd bottle of Dew and stand on top of the couch and declare myself lord of the castle.  And that's when the 6 liters of liquid in my body start coming out.  It wasn't a pretty sight.

The next thing I remember is being picked up by some cops because of "erratic behavior" and being thrown in the "drunk tank".  I settled down a few hours later and got to talking to some other "junkies".  And that's when I met Paco...

To be continued later-

K-DuB

(With help from Tom "The Man" Mango)

Whiles Im still putting my head back toegether, heres a new comic that I did.

So I still can't remebmer everything that hapeneed quite over my last five months... it's kind of hazy... I think I drank to many Moutnain Dews and ate to much beef jerkys... Toms helping me figour everything out... he's actually being relly nice... I guess he din't think I would actually leave... and didn't know where I was... and told my parents I was dead...

Anyway, no stories quite yet.

But soon.  Reel soon.

K-DuB

Whoa... guyz... it's been the wierdiest five months of my life... I would have blogged... I really would have but... I don't know what to eveen say... I lost my job... Tom kicked me out... Gretchen broake up with me... no one would take me inn so I just hit the road... travellled across the countrie twice hitchhiking with this guy named Paco... I read my forth book... I smoked three cigarettes... I met K-FED and his kids... I breefly owned a gun...

I'm reallys not joking about any of this and theyres lots more and Ill tell you guyz all about later.  I just moved back in with Tom (who I think reallky missed me even though he says he diddn't). I just gotta figure out a lot of stuff in my head. Then I'll tell all you guyz.   I sweer I will.

STaY FRESH!!!


K-DuB (Back in the hiz-ouse!!!!)

So I''vs decided that I'm goint to go weekly with my comics!!!!!  Every Wednesday!!!  I'lll be the biggest thing every!!!!


K-DuB