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I am artsy fartsy.

and i dont feel like punctuating whatsoever I Just got back from vacation road trip time the Senator is buff and no longer a  chubby-fat-fat because the daycare/boarding place had him in playgroups all day and he got mad excercise vegas was most excellent I took no pictures because I was busy drinking and gambling away mass amounts of money  skinny send me some of the pics you took it costs 60 dollars to see carrot top no one would pay that we stayed at the imperial palace there was a billboard that said dont be a dusthole and it confused me so julie explained about breaking the crust so i ate a pancake sandwich and kevin had steak and eggs for $2.99 California was sweet except it kept drizzling and we slept on the smallest air mattress ever but beer tastes good in California  we went to a binkini bar and saw a local punk rock show i am terrible at trivial pursuit and there were dead dolphins and seals all over the dog beach and Ilsa dog wanted to eat them  because dogs can be gross and i saw people surfing lots they were stoked everybody in southern cali had really rich parents and they seem to be genuinly nice people and there was a cool reptile place called reptropolis with giant lizards the mexican food and margaritas at taco rosa are succulent it takes like 16 hours to drive from colorado to california  i want another tattoo and its kinda weird that pretty much the only pics i took on my two week trip were of dead sea mammals but i might write more later


 

I couldn't see good
Then laser beams burned my eyes
Now I can see good


Lay on the table
Hehe I smell burning eyes
They gave me Valium

The loose end of the toilet paper is supposed to go over the top for christ's sake.