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Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 22
Sign: Aquarius

City: Grawn
State: Michigan
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/27/2005

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Friday, December 26, 2008 

Current mood:  nauseated

Dear ....Pittsburgh.... Steelers,....

....

I would like to thank you for playing such a(n) (almost) flawless game today. Big Ben, you did great in the first half, but I think you might need some more second half practice. Ya did only have one interception though, along with 2 touchdowns, and 197 passing yards. Not bad for only your second season. As for you rushers, I salute you. You busted your asses to get through Indy's defensive line. And bust you did for 112 total rushing yards. Awesome job. Mr. Jerome Bettis, I would like to personally thank you for knocking Indy on its ass too many times to count. Power to ya big guy. As to the team's defensive stats, I give you two thumbs up. Oh wait, except for the 22 completions you allowed that chump Manning to get. I will give you credit for the interceptions that, out of stupidity of the refs (and pure luck for the Colts), were overturned by the head (jackass) referee and deemed as incomplete passes. I admit to you, I swore up a storm after that major call. And also directly after the false start call, where supposedly neither team made contact with each other and neither team was charged with a penalty. Bunch of BS if you ask me. So, because of this, I will now only give you one and a half thumbs up. Yes, I do in fact boast half a thumb.....

....

 I would also like to point out that your team did in fact go 2 for 2 with 4th down conversions and only had 2 penalties for the entire game. It also helped that Mr. Big-Shot Peyton Manning was sacked 5 times! And that ....Indianapolis.... kicker Mike Vanderjagt managed to completely miss a 46-yard field goal attempt with 21 seconds remaining in the game. Yes, those 3 meager points would have tied up the game and sent them into overtime. But, shit happens, and you got lucky.....

....

Now, since you did win the game, I will make only one demand of you.....

Do NOT fall apart before the game is over!....

This demand includes, but is not limited to:....

-Fumbling the ball 3 yards from the end zone (and another touchdown) and turning it over to the opposing team so they can run it half way down the field.....

-Fumbling the ball at all at such a critical point in the game.....

-Letting the opposing team get within 3 f***ing points with less than 2 minutes left.....

-Letting the opposing team get close enough for even a chance at a field goal to tie the game with less than 2 minutes left. ....

-Giving your fans a heart attack, or even several, because of your thrilling, yet gut-wrenching victory.....

....

All in all though, it was a job well done.....

....

Although my vote is not official, I would like to pop the cork on the champagne for the undeniable (unofficial) MVP of the game, Troy Polamalu. This wild-haired safety had many incredible blocks of Manning's passes, and near interceptions, along with several timely tackles and sacks. ....Troy...., you definitely deserve this honor and I trust that you'll keep up the good work.....

....

I hope you will seriously consider what I have suggested if you really have any hope of beating ....Denver..... If you don't win…..well, you'll find out what the consequences are later. I'll be really pissed if you lose though.....

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Sincerely, ....

....

....

Your most undedicated fan....

-Amy....

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P.S. Next time, please don't play like shit at the end of the game. Thanks.....

....

....

Just a side note, the boxing tournament was very entertaining. I will definitely be attending the next one. Cheers.....

....

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Friday, December 26, 2008 

Current mood:  smitten

Basics

What is your name? Whatever you want it to be
How old are you? 21, as of Jan. 30
What is your Zodiac sign? Can't you figure that out yourself? Aquarius.

Just....questions...


Are you wearing socks? Yes
How many fingers are you using to type, RIGHT NOW? probably an average of 5
Do you like Cool Whip? Sure, but ready whip in a can is easier to eat

Are you on the computer? No, I'm typing this in my head
Do you like pointy things? Depends on what kind of pointy thing it is
Do you think you are special? Special, like mentally challenged special? Probably.
Did you finish your homework? Don't have any homework
Is your hair up or down? Down

Do you like Nirvana? Yes sir
Are you a pyromaniac? Not technically
Do you have a parakeet? No, but I used to have a different birdie

Do you like to eat fish? I don't like to, but if I were starving to death on a deserted island, then sure I'd probably eat it.
How you ever tried calamari? Not that I know of. I almost had frog legs without knowing it though.
What is your bedtime? Whenever I fall asleep

Do you like math class? Sure
Do you like to use the phone? Not particularly
Are you eating anything right now? If so, what? No

Do you like what you are eating? Yes
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like what you are eating? 5
If you aren't eating anything, is this annoying to you? Not really
If so, why is it annoying you? Stresses me out
Can I tell you a secret? Sure, what is it?
What are you thinking, right now? You'd never guess!
Can you guess what I'm thinking? I dunno, can I?
Do you like spaghetti? Hell yeah!
If so, with or without meatballs? With meatball eyes!
Are you bored? No! This is by far the most exhilarating thing I've ever done!
Do you understand the game of football? I sure do

If so, why is it that you only get points when you score a touchdown? What would you want instead? Hmmmmm?

I don't get it. Do you? Don't get what? I get it.
I'm eating pizza. Do you like pizza? Eh, it's pretty good. Wait. You're eating pizza? But...you're a survey.
Do you like the TV show CSI? Sometimes

If not, why? David Caruso is ugly, old, and a bad actor
Am I special? Special in a mentally retarded sense
If not, why? Follow-up questions don't always work, you know.
Do you even know me? You tell me
If not, then how would you know? You tell me that too
Is it because of this survey? Yes?
What is your favorite band? Nine Inch Nails

What is your favorite song played by that band? All of them
Do you have to go to the bathroom?  I ask YOU this…should I go 1 or 2 first?
If so, why? Well, see, after you've eaten what we like to call "food", the acids in your stomach break down that food into the standard brown substance that we refer to as "poo"…..
If you do have to go to the bathroom, why don't you just go? I'm being distracted.
Have you ever had a cavity in your teeth? Nope
Do you brush your teeth twice a day? Only if I have time
Do you floss? Nope
Have you ever broken a bone? Yes
If so, how did you break it? Fingers in a door, my toe shattered by kicking a door, and my face broke a softball bat

Did it hurt? I feel no pain
Did everyone do stuff for you? Someone shoved gauze up my nose.
Do you think dragons are real? Maybe
Do you like dragons? Maybe
If not, why? Maybe
Do you like to Instant Message? Yes.
Have you ever heard of Neopets? I've heard of them.
If you have, have you tried it? Nah

If you've tried it, did you like it? Sure
Are you listening to any music right now? Of course
If so, what? Nine Inch Nails- Burn

Do you like that song? Why else would I be listening to it?
Do you have an MP3 player? A Sansa Slotmusic Player
How about a CD player? There be one in my car
A cassette player? Nopers

Are cassette players 'The Bomb'? Yes, but only in the sense that I would indeed like to blow them up.
Are you Irish? Most likely

Do you wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Sometimes
Have you ever gotten pinched for not wearing green? Yes, but they paid dearly for it
Do you like the color green? It's my favorite color
Do you like to dance? Not particularly
What do you like to dance to? The music in my head
Have you ever been in Girl Scouts/Boy Scouts? Yeah, for a couple years in like 5th and 6th grades. I got cookies outta it, didn't I?
Did/do you like it? Not really
Do you like cauliflower? Yeah, especially with cheddar cheese on top
Do you know why it is called cauliflower? Because you call-it-flower
Do you like stuffed animals? Nothing wrong with 'em
Can you read? No
If not, how can you do this survey? I can't
Do you think that was a stupid question? No, not at all
Is this survey TOO random? Random is not the word I would choose.
If so, why? I would go more with foolish, presumptuous, dense, unintelligent...
Do you like mashed potatoes? I sure do
Do you like regular potatoes? Regular as in…what? Baked? Raw? Non-Sweet? Lit on fire?
Do you prefer one over the other? Should I?
Do you go to Starbucks often? Wish I could, but no, I don't.
What is your favorite drink/treat there? Caramel Frappuccino
Is anything/anyone bothering you right now? No, not at all
What/who? Um, how about….YOU

This or That


Paper or plastic? I'm a tree killer
Project or test? How about suicide instead?
Giraffe or elephant? Giraffe

Hug or kiss? Don't touch me
Special or not special? I suppose special
Cool or Whip? Why not cool whip? Or can't you ask the same question twice
This survey or smelling dog poop? Well obviously this survey since I'm not outside smelling dog poop.
Corn or Korn? Those two things are completely irrelevant. That's like asking, if you like watermelon or a book.

Smart or popular? Smart
Evil and fun or Good and boring? Definitely evil and fun
Something stupid and funny or something smart and boring? Well, if you're clever then I'm sure you can find a way to get smart and funny outta that.  
Annoy your parents or annoy your enemy? Parents are the enemy. Ok fine. Enemy.
Catfish or goldfish? Shark
Cell phone or laptop? Laptop fo sho.
Yahoo or AIM? AIM, but I would advise you not to get Triton
Rock or pop? Rock
..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Italy or France? Either. Or Hawaii.
Milk or shake? Milkshake. Strawberry.
Gasoline or blow torch? Blow torch is simple
Smile or laugh? Depends, annoying laugh—I prefer smile. Ugly smile—I prefer laugh. If there happens to be an annoying laugh AND an ugly smile, then I suppose that's where that blow torch comes in handy.
Eat or drink? Depends on if I'm hungry or thirsty. Come on survey, you should know that..
Sushi or squid? Now where'd that dog poop go…
Taste or smell? Well, I usually smell before I taste.  
Squishy or pointy? For what? Like yeah, I sleep on a bed of nails.
Flammable or pointy? A flame thrower with a bayonet on the end
Dangerous or boring? Dangerous
A or B? Like, for wheel of fortune? B--cuz it doesn't cost anything.
Hiking or swimming? Swimming fo sho
Flying or invisibility? Flying invisibly
Shake or spear? Wait, are you getting back to asking me if I like pointy things?
Cartoons or real life? Real life, I think.
Draw or write? Usually write. But sometimes just drawing for the hell of it is good fun.
Jump or run? Jump once? Sure. Run short distances? Sure. I sure as hell better get a reward for it though.
Donut or taco? My instinct tells me to go with doughnut. But then Taco Bell pitifully calls my name.
Potatoes or potatos? Who the fuck wrote this, Dan Quayle?
Yo! or Oy! ? Oy! Matey!
Dogs or hot dogs? Which one I like to eat? Well, um, yeah. I don't think I'm going to answer that.
Reality or Dream world? My dream world exists in the reality of my mind.

Friends & Family


How many siblings do you have? One brother, one half sister, and a whole lotta step siblings now.
How many cousins do you have? one 1st cousin, 3- 2nd cousins, and possibly more that I don't know about yet
How many aunts? 3
Uncles? 1 great uncle
Who do you live with? My boyfriend, his sister, and her boyfriend

Who is your craziest friend? Crazy as in…mentally unwell? Psychotic? Or risking their lives crazy?
Weirdest? Did I mention I have no friends?
Most positive? Aren't you listening to me?
Smells best? You really think I go around smelling my friends?
Most negative? Well, that would have to be me.

Smells worst? Please see above "smelling" statement.
Laughs the most? Does giggling count? But I hate gigglers. Really. I wanna kill 'em.
Has the biggest smile? None of them. They all have midget smiles.
Known the longest? Well that's an easy one. Cathie, going on 13 years I've known her. And still I'd love to strangle her.
Newest? Blake
Oldest? For age? I'd have to go with Lisa

Youngest? Those questionably of age chicks I hang out with

Ditziest? Females
Girliest? See above statement.

Strongest personality? How the hell should I know?!

Current


Music playing: My Myspace music playlist

Last person hugged: No one
Last person kissed: My kitty cat Freya

Last person talked to: My brother?
Clothes: Red long-sleeved shirt, black bra, jeans, black underwear, and black socks

Color of your underwear: black
Have you farted in the past 10 minutes? What do you care? But no, it's been more like 15.
Where are you? Here.
What are you doing? Planning my funeral
What do you smell like? Shampoo
Are you happy? Do I look happy?
Sad? Do I look sad?
Angry? I'm always angry.
What's up? The sky
Are you chatting with someone? No
Are they happy? Why don't you ask Them?
Sad? Possibly
Angry? Probably will be after you ask them if they're happy.
Do you like them? Should I?
If it's the opposite sex, do you have a crush on them? What if it's the same sex and I have a crush on them? You Homophobe.
Do they have a crush on you? I would like to crush you

Are you sure? Very
Is your refrigerator running? Yeah, I already ran after it this morning
If so, go catch it. I'm way ahead of you man
If not, you better turn it on. Oh, oops, I better do that
What would you do if I all of a sudden yelled? I would probably yell back and bitchslap you a bunch of times
Would you run? Didn't we also determine that I don't like physical exertion?
Would you scream? In horror
Would you cry? What is this crying you speak of?
Would you say, "YAY! Fire!" and go play with it? Where'd the fire part come from? And if I'm not a pyro, then why would I want to go play with the fire?
What time is it? 8:18pm, which means I should drive the hour back home so I can wake up at 5am

Is time passing by fast or slow? Mostly slow, sometimes it has little bursts of speed


Survey


Do you like this survey? It angered me and wasted my sleeping time
Am I annoying? Angry and annoyed are two completely different things
Would you take another one of my surveys? I would be willing to give you one more chance.
Do you think I should go to a mental hospital for something like this? No, but I think I need to now
Am I funny? Not really
Am I weird (in a good or bad way)? Um, no.
How long did it take you to do this survey? Hours and hours and hours
Pretty long? I spent all of my precious time on it
Did I waste your time? Pretty much. Yeah.
If so, are you mad at me? Please see first question
Are you having a good day? Do I ever have a good day?
If not, have a good day tomorrow. Why would I want to? And why would I care if you wanted me to? And why would YOU care if I do or not?

….Hey survey, you forgot to ask me how many piercings and tattoos I have. So. Fuck you survey. I win.

4:21 AM 
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Thursday, April 27, 2006 
Oh Penne which art in Stripper Factory and Beer Volcano Heaven,meaty be thy balls.
Thy midgit come, thy sauce be yum.
Thy will be done in marinara as it is in alfredo.
Give us this day our daily garlic bread.
And forgive us pirates our trespasses, as we forgive them pirates that trespass against us.
And lead us into temptation, and deliver us some pizza.
RAmen
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Monday, February 20, 2006 

Current mood:  tired
Sundays, from 3pm to 5pm CST (4pm-6pm EST)
The Growl: 417-836-6287
click the "Listen Now!"
Interviews with celebrities!
Phone calls from crazy people!
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Call and tell them what you really think!
(Hosted by our own Trotsky and JT! aka Dr. Dave & DJ Tee)



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Currently listening:
Homework
By Daft Punk
Release date: 25 March, 1997
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Saturday, February 18, 2006 

Der männlich sich vermehrend organ: The Untold Story

Just some nonsense jibba jabba from da hood

Boost your potency with food...
On the menu today: horse penis and testicles with a mild chili dip
China's cuisine is renowned for being "in your face" - from the skinned dogs displayed at food markets to the kebabbed scorpions sold on street stalls - and there is no polite way of describing Guo-li-zhuang. Situated in an elegantly restored house beside Beijing's West Lake, it is China's first speciality penis restaurant.

Post_Office_Buddy says:
Makes me want to vomit just thinking about it, but ya know, whatever works for them.

If you really think it will boost your potency, then by all means, go for it. But before you do, just stop and actually think about what you're about to eat. Take a good look at your pet and then try it. I dare ya.

What next? Endangered animals? Family members? Crimes of "Passion"? Guess we know what they're going to be doing at the morgues now. And when you get mugged next time, it won't be your wallet they want.

Quote:
'But Guolizhuang also has its showpieces, such as the elegantly named "Head crowned with a Jade Bracelet" (provided by horses from the western Muslim region of Xin-jiang), for £20 a portion, or "Dragon in the Flame of Desire" (yak, steamed whole, fried and flambéed) for £35.'
   
And for pete's sake, think of some better names will you?!


To Be Continued....

Right here.
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Saturday, February 11, 2006 
All right everyone, here's a riddle that my friend made. Let's see if you can figure it out. Good luck.

I'm found with eyes, and found within
the thinnest lines of humanskin
although I'm sad traditionally
I exceed my two siblings in energy
In other words, I give origin
and tell the old passing of the wind
Close friends with high rollers, chums with the donkey--
if you choke on this riddle, you'll come closer to me.
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Sunday, January 15, 2006 

Current mood:  cranky

Well, sadly since the Patriots sucked ass and lost against Denver tonight, I'll have to cheer for my alternate Super Bowl Team of choice...the Pittsburgh Steelers.

In case you wanted to know...

New England only scored 1 touchdown, 1 extra point kick, and 2 field goals for a grand total of 13 points. Yay for them. Except...the Broncs ended up with 27, yes I said 27 points. Tom Brady threw what could have easily been a touchdown pass, except that it was picked off in the endzone and run 100 yards in the opposite direction. The runner, Champ Bailey, was tackled out of bounds approximately 2 feet from the endzone; 2 feet from being another touchdown for Denver. This was only 1 of Brady's 2 interceptions for the night. Although the Pats ended the game with 420 total yards, they also had 8 penalties--including a major pass interference call-- 5 turnovers, and one missed field goal. Three of those turnovers were fumbles (while the other two were Brady's interceptions); two of the fumbles when the ball was merely guarded carelessly while running downfield and avoiding tackles. The other fumble was an easily catchable kick off return gone completely wrong--went right through his hands, dropped on the ground, and the Broncs just happened to be there to sweep up the ball. Simple as that. New England couldn't even manage a touchdown until 6:55 into the 4th quarter. Pathetic. This from a team who has won 3 Super Bowls in 4 years. Absolutely pathetic. The only three New England players I will salute for playing an almost decent game, are Asante Samuel, for several vital plays, including an interception(but was also unfairly called for pass interference), Ben Watson for running his ass off to knock Champ Bailey out of bounds at the last possible second, and Deion Branch, who managed to rack up 183 receiving yards. I'll also give a tad bit of credit to David Givens who had the only touchdown for the Patriots and to Tom Brady (who already gets too much credit) for tossing a few well aimed passes to his receivers. You may say the Broncs got lucky, but I say the Pats simply played a horrible game. Yes, the Dynasty is DEAD.

 

Watching this game was like using this...



So, because of the calamitous events that transpired tonight, and the outcome of these events, you will not hear me utter the name "New England Patriots" unless it is to berate them. Therefore, I will be rooting for my alternate favorite, the Steelers. Also, just a warning, but if anyone tries to preach to me about bandwagons and such crap, I will, without hesitation, cut off all of your fingers and/or your genitalia.

FYI, if the Steelers lose tomorrow, I want my money back. Capisce?

Currently listening:
Remedy
By Basement Jaxx
Release date: 03 August, 1999
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Sunday, January 08, 2006 

Current mood:  contemplative
And so once again,
My dear Johnny, my dear friend,
And so once again you are fighting us all,
And when I ask you why,
You raise your sticks and cry, and I fall,
Oh, my friend,
How did you come?,
To trade the fiddle for the drum,

You say I have turned,
Like the enemies you've earned,
But I can remember,
All the good things you are,
And so I ask you please,
Can I help you find the peace and the star?,
Oh, my friend,
What time is this?,
To trade the handshake for the fist

And so once again,
Oh, America my friend,
And so once again,
You are fighting us all,
And when we ask you why,
You raise your sticks and cry and we fall,
Oh, my friend,
How did you come,
To trade the fiddle for the drum

You say we have turned,
Like the enemies you've earned,
But we can remember,
All the good things you are,
And so we ask you please,
Can we help you find the peace and the star?,
Oh my friend,
We have all come,
To fear the beating of your drum
8:15 AM 
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Friday, December 30, 2005 

Current mood:  crazy

It's the last one, I swear.

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