Since I got kicked off of Metroblogging, I only have one option to vent. Here it goes. I am not defending or promoting either candidate for President, therefore, this is not a one sided rant about one guy or the other. Both of them are politicians, so they suck all around. I have to come to the defense of Mr.Obama for a few reasons. I work all over this fine city of ours. I hear conversations from one end of the spectrum to the other. It is amazing to me how ignorant the average citizen of Orleans/Jefferson parish can be. Well, not really. I have never heard fear like this before. You can hear the hidden inuendos and remarks in peoples voices.


  Today I was at a bar & grill on Veterans. One Metairie fuckturd stuck in 1992 was spouting off to three other fuckturds from 1986. Fuckturd one says "Ya know, Obama said hes gonna let people have abortions until the ninth month of pregnancy." The others replied, "Thats fucked up. Abortion is wrong across the board." I bet it wouldn't be wrong if their wife got knocked up from one of the guys from SDT waste and disposal, or if one of their daughters was impregnated by a dare we say "dirty Nigga". I bet abortion would look real good at that moment in time. By the way, an abortion at 9 months is illegal, and it will remain so until 5 of the 9 members of the Supreme Court are dead.

   "I heard hes a communist, and he hangs out with terrorists". I have actually heard this in countless places in the city. Are people that stupid? How dumb is our city? How dumb are Americans? Ooooh spooky Obama is going to make us all wear the same jumpsuit and we'll have to eat potatoes and only potatoes for the rest of our lives. Hes going to take your property and give it to poor people and hell make it legal to seize our guns so he can sell them to the Iranians. Snap the fuck out of it.

   Some think he is going to take their money and give it to poor people. Are you crazy? First off, he can't do it. Second, everyone that I hear bitching about this is a bottom feeding knuckle dragger sitting in a bar at 10:30 in the morning. Excuse me loser, do you make $250,000 a year? I didnt think so fuckhead. Since you make less than that, you'll save a little on your taxes this upcoming year. More beer for you asshole.

   Then we come to the religious aspect of our journey. My favorite! "I think hes a Muslim." When did this become a blanket war cry to defame anyone? Oh right, every Muslim is a sabre waving desert monkey with TNT jammed up his ass waiting to blow up the Gap Kidz at Lakeside. Hey that guy is a Jew! He's going to make me eat bagels and sign me to a movie deal. Every religion has its stereotypes. I don't give a fuck if you worship your own shit. If you can fix this toilet bowl we call a country, I'll wipe your ass for you.

   Get your heads out of your asses or whichever ancient book you read that tells you how to live and open up your mind. Whatever happened to letting the individual decide his own fate? Why do I have to adhere to your rules because an invisible man in the sky tells you what to do? If we are going to progress as a society, we have to become tolerant enough to accept that we are all different. The funny thing is, Jews, Christians, and Muslims all worship the same guy, so whats the problem?

    If your gay, go kiss a dick! If your a lesbian, scissor me timbers and go lick Lindsey Lohan. If your a Christian or a Jew or a Muslim or a dirt worshiper, Go speak in tongues. When you do speak of me, speak well. If you want an abortion, rock out that shit. I don't care! See? I dont care if you do these things. You shouldn't care if I do these things. It doesn't matter.  Ignorant, small minded brainwashed people direct their thoughts to such nonsense. One more time. I am not promoting Obama or McCain. I just wanted simply to spew about the ignorant fucking retards who dwell in bars; these morons who have ruined their lives at age 40 and have nothing better to do but live in a smelly bar in a drunken state until they finally have to let go of their livers and visit the tooth fairy in eternity. Did I say tooth fairy? I meant Jesus.

I'm done. Is there a point? I dont know, but I feel better.