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Age: 43
Country: UK
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Friday, November 14, 2008

To the tune of "I’m getting married in the morning"
Current mood:Delirious!

I'm getting married in November
By "Elvis Presley" on the Strip
It's all chrome and plastic
Tacky and fantastic
It will be the best
Better than the rest
Of course it's gonna be my bestest trip...

I'm getting married in November
Jenn says she's gonna be my wife
Call me a crackpot
But I won the jackpot
It will be the best
Better than the rest
Of course it is the best day of my life!

Yee haw!!!

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Friday, November 14, 2008

BIG news
Current mood:

excited

Coming in my next post...

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Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Update
Current mood:

romantic

So yes, I was away for a week.

I had a secret holiday in Vegas visiting Jennifer, my girlfriend.

We had a nice relaxing week (I even met her parents).

And now we're engaged.

I'll be back in Sin City in November.

Though it's a heck of a long flight

dog

see more puppies

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Friday, September 26, 2008

Porn?
Current mood:Priapic?

Huh?
http://current.com/items/89337913_diesel_sfw_xxx_fashion_firm_makes_cheeky_sfw_porn_ad

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Noisy little things...
Current mood:

warm

First a cat that really does say "nom nom nom"

(via Arbroath)

And then a (kinda) musical kid...

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Parody of a parody
Current mood:

mischievous

Start the week with lolz

Plus a little something for afters...

fail owned pwned pictures

see more pwn and owned pictures

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Monday, September 22, 2008

68% and other rubbish
Current mood:

bored

You Are 68% Interesting

You are a fairly interesting person. Many people find you to be intriguing.

You have a dynamic, adventurous life... a life that others envy.

You are genuinely interested in and open to the world.

You love making new friends, and you're always up for an unusual experience.

Like everyone else, you can get a bit boring from time to time. That's normal.

But unlike everyone else, you can pull yourself out of a rut. You don't stay boring for long.

Are You Boring or Interesting?

fail owned pwned pictures

see more pwn and owned pictures

song chart memes

more music charts

We'll end with a classic:

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Sunday, September 14, 2008

Sunday fun...
Current mood:

awake

As it's Sunday, have some religion:

Sunday Stupidity?
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/06/12/god_boffins/

Magic trick (for Jenn)
http://doctore.blog.is/img/tncache/300x300/b4/doctore/img/tadah_jesus_579750.jpg

Sorry Charles
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1055597/Church-makes--8216-ludicrous-8217-apology-Charles-Darwin--126-years-death.html

And while we have Mr Darwin here:
http://icanhashappy.blogspot.com/2008/01/20-anatomycal-features-humans-dont-need.html

Let's finish with a "song" (or two)
Rocket Man:

Common People (video by Death by Badger):

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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Ninja Cat
Current mood:

ecstatic

http://joannecasey.blogspot.com/2008/09/stealth-cat.html

And this:

cat

more animals

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Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Iskä
Current mood:

inspired

From the glorious Arbroath - I have no idea why this makes me so smiley

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Saturday, September 06, 2008

Eye broccoli
Current mood:

warm

eye broccoli is like eye candy but not as nice...

Spider simulation: http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/
(too realistic)

Image of Darwin appears on wall: http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=11444

reaching out: http://www.warehousecomic.com/comic_066.php

Palin for President: http://michaelpalinforpresident.com/ (what?)

and finally, a song: http://www.b3tards.com/u/a609ede35986cfd048a1/chemist---sing-the-song.jpg

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Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Engrish
Current mood:

happy

Super Happy Engrish:
http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/09/august-engrish-roundup.html

Also:

Fart Kontrol

see more engrish

Engrish photo of a sign that says SLUGGISH OFFSPRING PLEASURING THEMSELVES

see more engrish

see more engrish

Engrish photo of CALM DOWN MONKEY Whats that smell? Monkey T-shirt.

see more engrish

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Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Fun Fun Fun
Current mood:

electric

Some of these things are political, some aren't.
I find them all funny.

http://www.dorktower.com/images/comics/gamespy069.jpg

http://awesomepedia.org/journal/index.php?view=26

http://awesomepedia.org/apathy/one-way-out.php

http://www.drdesignz.com/images/4-26-08/116.jpg

http://i35.tinypic.com/34oob3m.gif

http://politicalirony.com/2008/09/03/none-of-your-damn-business/

Calvin's Father
http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/4846537.html

finally

I do not approve: http://thedisagreeinginternet.com/

One thing I don't find funny is when our finance minister announces that we're entering the biggest financial slump in 60 years and our currency plummets http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7593162.stm

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Sex
Current mood:

amorous

Some rude, NSFW things:

Awful: http://anotherrandomday.com/?id=417
Educational: http://www.fleshmap.com/touch/index.html
Engrish: http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/13/engrish-gynecology-and-obstetrics-dept/
(and check the rest of that site too)

Enjoy!

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Monday, August 25, 2008

Summertime
Current mood:

lethargic

As it keeps raining here I thought I'd treat you to some people more fortunate than I (kinda)

http://www.asylum.co.uk/gallery/worst-tans-ever/944556/

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