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Last Updated: 11/7/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 57
Sign: Taurus

City: WAFFLE HOUSE Vancouver
State: British Columbia
Country: CA
Signup Date: 8/14/2008

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Thursday, November 05, 2009 
BECOME A WAFFLES GIRL!!!

SPIN THE RINGS OF SATURN

ever wonder what it's like having a SUMMER HOME in space, and spending your winters skiing the milky way while enjoying a hot cup of cocoa sprinkled with stars? if the answer is YES, then being a waffles girl isn't for u. wait till after we create the spaceship, silly! but if ur ok with possibly getting lost for an eternity in a time warp, then watch the video above and apply to become WAFFLES+FALAFELS NEXT TOP MODEL! these girls did... and these girls are doooooooooope

KRIS BENTON


SCARLETT


PETER RABBIT


DANIELA


think one of these girlfranzzzz is the next WAFFLES GIRL? leave a comment and let us know! and don't forget to check the UK AUDITION TAPES too!

xoxo
the waffles girls

www.wafflesandfalafels.com

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The Brothers Solomon
Release date: 2007-12-26
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Wednesday, November 04, 2009 
WE ASKED...
THE UK ANSWERED!

are u the UK'S 1ST WAFFLES GIRL? if u think u got what it takes watch the instruction tape above and enter today. the deadline for uk entries is NOVEMBER 9! until then- check out the first batch of audition tapes!

ESTHER


KC KITTY


FANNY


YASMEEN


is one of these girls the next member of the FAMILY OF GENIUSES? leave a comment and let us know what u think! and submit ur audition tapes before its too late!

xoxo
the waffles girls

www.wafflesandfalafels.com
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Tuesday, November 03, 2009 
ISN'T DOING A SONG WITH TOKIO HOTEL

ENOUGH HUMILIATION FOR A LIFETIME?

GUESS NOT... WELL THERE'S
ALWAYS ROOM FOR CAKE, RIGHT?

HERE'S OUR RECAP OF TONITE'S GOSSIP GIRL!

    - zomg black person sighting on gossip girl! take a shot!
    - we like how serena insists that she's even with everyone when she screws them
      every week
    - why is blair dressed like a WERTHERS original?
    - whoa chuckbass must really like interactive high def 3d gaming
    - eek- get your flu shots! swine flu has hit gossip girl. side effects include
      disappearing scenes and loss of raccoon eyes
    - bathroom boy? ugh jimmy fallon can't even be funny during a scripted interview.
      ouch.
    - hahaha blair called serena a PROSTITUTE- its only funny cuz its true!
    - besides... prositutes are people too! right blair?
    - face it vanessa. u will do anything for money!
    - grandfather kinda looks like a human version of dum-dum from night at the museum
    - with cake on her face, blair looked kinda like ace frehley circa 1977
    - damn nate is a gangsta
    - omg what was that terrible song at the end during the one tree hill style video
      montage. our ears are bleeding
    - and the quote of the night... "he's drunker than PAULA ABDUL during hollywood
      week" hahahah blair ftw

so what did u think? leave a comment and let us know! oh and btw... still waiting for that threesome. and don't think serena hooking up with tripp will keep us happy. hurry the hell up cw!

xoxo
the waffles girls

www.wafflesandfalafels.com

Currently reading:
Spotted: Your One and Only Unofficial Guide to Gossip Girl
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Sunday, November 01, 2009 
WAFFLES+FALAFELS
NEXT TOP MODEL

 HAS RETURNED!!!
are u a waffles girl? if the answer is YES, then it's time to show and prove cuz at long last, waffles+falafels next top model is back! and this time we're not just picking 1 brand new member of the family of geniuses, we're picking 2... including the very first BRITISH WAFFLES GIRL! think u got what it takes? watch this instruction video and submit your audition tape in our comments section of this blog! the dopest girl on the planet is officially on...

xoxo
the waffles girls

www.wafflesandfalafels.com
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009 
"HALLOWEEN IS THE ONE NIGHT A YEAR WHEN GIRLS
CAN DRESS LIKE A TOTAL SLUT AND NO OTHER GIRLS
CAN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT" - Cady Heron

TOO BAD THIS ISN'T LIL J'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME!!!

well, at least she doesn't look like a tranny this week, right? gotta love the cw. here's a recap of this week's gossip girl!

    - hilary duff's twilight looks way better than the real thing
    - was rufus supposed to be dressed up as AXEL STEEL from guitar hero?
    - people are choosing chuck bass like pokemon tonite
    - what's up with all the perez hilton suck-ups this week? and good lady gaga cameo
      tonite lulz
    - we love how everyone on gossip girl has their phones set to humungous blind man
      font size
    - throw away your phone immediately! everybody switch to verizon for fake gossip
      girl texts now!
    - dorota finally answered the age-old question "who let the dogs out?"
    - no one's allowed to sit higher on the stairs than LIL J. except jonathan... and now he
      is the new queen!
    - the whole serena working thing is pretty retarded. can she just go back to having
      bar hookup flashbacks again?
    - wtf blair has her own traveling vietnamese nail shop? do they talk sh1t about her to
      her face in another language as well?
    - ok we get the prohibition theme but did chuck really need to get an all-black staff?
    - zomg can serena's acting get any worse?
    - eric got YOPPED! did he lick his face after? we think so!
    - sorry vanessa, the black bartender and the vietnamese nail staff used up the ethnic
      quota this week
    - i'm so angry i'm going to gently place my sewing machine on the top of a pile of
      clothes rrrrrrrrawr jenny mad jenny smash

so what did u think? leave a comment and let us know! oh and btw... is it time for the threesome yet?

xoxo
the waffles girls

www.wafflesandfalafels.com
Currently reading:
Spotted: Your One and Only Unofficial Guide to Gossip Girl
By Crissy Calhoun
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Monday, October 26, 2009 
WHEN SKY'S NOT FINGER PAINTING...

SHE MAKES BANGERS!!!
waffles+falafels' youngest-in-charge has a brand new song! check out LOLITA by our favorite waffles girl singer, SKY FERREIRA, right now by clicking one of the links below:

thank for all the support yalllllll

xoxo
the waffles girls

www.wafflesandfalafels.com


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Tuesday, October 20, 2009 
ZOMG LOOK WHO'S ON THE MYSPACE HOMEPAGE



50 CENT WITH READING GLASSES!!?! WTF WTF WTF



OK FIRST THINGS FIRST- 50 DON'T SHOOT US.

and secondly, did MYSPACE UK just co-sign on waffles+falafels next top model? if u live in the uk, see for yourself by clicking this link: http://uk.myspace.com/- we'll be up there with fiddy for the rest of the day!

and gold starz for waffles girl SIMP and our photographer GRACEY B. - only around 4 million people visit this page everyday. NBD. lulz

xoxo
the waffles girls

www.wafflesandfalafels.com
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009 
ONE DREAM COUPLE DOWN...

ONE DREAM COUPLE TO GO!


ok so there's about as much chance of this happening as gigli 2 but hey, a waffles girl can dream right? r.i.p. BENNIFER. it really did take us years to realize how awesome u were with your speedboats and outta control gambling addicted mother-in-laws lulz. anyway, we're not here to discuss jenny from the block, we're here to talk gossip girl! so here's a recap of tonight's gossip girl:

     - chuck's closet only contains suits and robes
     - the duffster is hot. she kills all the BONERACKS on this show. not by eating them,  
       of course.
     - vanessa's parents' answering machine says "pay it forward" at the end lulz
     - gloomy bear cameo!
     - lil j's watch tells her the time then compliments her black eyes.
     - zomg thank god serena saved carter from an honest days work!
     - trip vanderbilt? who names these characters?
     - hey why is vanessa's mom black? she's not black! this is bullsh!t. u cant just
       DOUBLE UP on your minorities!
     - oh and speaking of doubling up, does that rich poker dude just sit in his basement
       all day waiting for high stakes poker games?
     - we love how the duffster and serena bought matching purple over the shoulder
       dresses
     - u really don't wanna know what #28 on the tribeca scavenger hunt is
     - bahahahaha the duffster pwnd lily
     - one of the great things about being an archibald is tailored suits with inside pockets
       that fit oversized spy photos perfectly.
     - umm do we have to start an online petition to BRING BACK LIL J?
     - and can we have evil chuck back already? he's such a sap this season
     - the moral of the story: people from brooklyn are dirty liars!

well... how did you like these apples? leave a comment and let us know!

xoxo
the waffles girls

www.wafflesandfalafels.com
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Tuesday, October 13, 2009 
THE BITCH IS BACK

THE ONE ON THE RIGHT. SIGH

yep, georgina's back. again. and starting a shitstorm. again. oh ya and rufus and lily finally got married. wheeeeee. even though they eloped at the end of last season. go figure. anyway here's our recap of this week's GOSSIP GIRL- jump on it jump on it!

     - ok ok carter is basically a manwhore. what's the big deal? hasn't every guy on
       gossip girl been a manwhore at one point?
     - chuckbass acting school lesson 1: low talking
     - thank god we didn't bother to learn privileged's name
     - dan really shoulda checked out georgina's animated ecard. they're usually pretty 
       good.
     - blocking SASHIMI LATER on ichat immediately
     - chuckbass acting school lesson 2: eyebrow furrowing



     - some would say vanessa is just bad at cue cards. we say she's a functional
       illiterate.
     - the cw presents: movies to absolutely skip unless you want your eyeballs to burn
     - was the "BABY BUMP WATCH" line a dig at our beloved duffster's body? eff u cw and
       all ur twigs. and if we're wrong. sorry we love ur show lulz
     - sure she tried to ruin the wedding but why not let georgina stay for the reception? i
       mean…
     - it's not like rufus and lily have any friends their age! well except sonic youth of
       course.
     - speaking of which. somebody call kim gordon: we wanna know how much money
       does it takes for sonic youth to SELL OUT!



     - hey we thought we were the only ones who measured lies by ass grabs!
     - now that georgina is gone, can blair please please please be the bitch again? she's
       sooooo much better at it
     - did vanessa get snubbed on the wedding invite? or was she just drunk under a
       table?
     - fellow canadians rejoice! we're finally off the hook- BLAME TEXAS!
     - the guy who does the voiceover for the stepfather commercials sounds exactly like
       the guy who does monster truck commercials
     - if scott gets an apology we think we deserve one too for, well, scott!
     - oh and one last thing... wtf happened to all the sex on this show?

ok it wasn't the best wedding episode, but we didn't secretly want chuck to bribe us to stop watching either. what did u think? leave a comment and let us know!

you know you love it.

xoxo
the waffles girls

www.wafflesandfalafels.com
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Monday, October 12, 2009 
IF YOU BOTHER ME I'LL HISS
MY CLAWS WILL DIG DEEP INTO YOUR SKIN
MY PAWS ARE THE ONLY THING I'LL LICK...

THE ONLY THING YOU'LL TASTE IS MY FIST!
whoa did waffles+falafels youngest-in-charge really just sing that? hahaha cutting class ftw! well anger management class, that is. to be frank ;)

check out sky ferreira's latest banger FEMME FATALE- streaming exclusively on her myspace right now!

www.myspace.com/skyferreira

and if u love this, just wait. this is only a previewwwww

xoxo
the waffles girls

www.wafflesandfalafels.com

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