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Franklyn



Last Updated: 9/10/2007

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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 58
Sign: Virgo

City: CENTRALIA
State: WASHINGTON
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/8/2006

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Friday, June 15, 2007 

Category: Automotive

What kind of car do you drive and why?

What kind of car would you like to drive?

 

Friday, February 09, 2007 

Current mood:  hopeful
Category: Friends

The secret to MySpace is adding friends.  Find friends that match your interests.   One of my interests is helping people new to MySpace for example.

See the links Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog ?    Right click on the Browse link and click "Open new window"

You can select friends by male, female or both....age range...etc.   Once you have selected the parameters of profiles you would like to look at for possible new friends click "Update"

Right click on the link "view profile" for the first result.  Select "open in new window".  Look over the profile and decide if this person's profile reflects someone you would like as a friend.

If you would like this person as a friend find the "add friend" link and click on it.   Then click to confirm.  Now you can revisit the profile or close the window.

You will see your search results again if you close the window.  Repeat the process for each browse result.

Franklyn

Tuesday, November 28, 2006 

Category: Religion and Philosophy

It seems to me that the major difference between Israel and the Arab countries surrounding it is that

 Israel thanks their God for what they have.

While the Arabs seem to complain to Allah for what they don't have.

Look at the map below:

 

Let me know your thoughts on this subject by adding a reply below.

Saturday, November 25, 2006 

Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes

 The Secret  works. 

Here's what I am asking for

Click Here to see My Ferrari Page

Step two is I am letting the Universe know about it by thinking about it everyday.   I have a picture of it near my computer, I changed my desktop with a picture of it as the background so I look at it everyday and I talk to people about "My Ferrari" all the time.

Step three is I am aligning myself to recieve.    I have done this once before and I know it works.

I wanted a new van for my business.  I knew exactly what I wanted.  A Chevy Astro, White, with no window on the side door so I had maximum advertising space.

I drove an hour to the dealer that actually had the exact van I wanted on the lot.  I got a catalog which had a picture of the EXACT van,  White,  no window right down to the last detail.  I put that picture next to my computer.  

 One month later I happened to look over at a used car lot and there it was.   The exact van was sitting on the lot.  I took a left turn at about 30 miles an hour (I was on a one way road) going in the exit.  Almost totaled my van I was driving.   I went over and looked at it closer.

Yep everything just as I had pictured it.   Right color.  No window.   There was one difference.

Instead of costing $25,000 like the van the dealer had it was $1,500  Here is a picture of the van:

Let me know about your experiences.

See

Starting a flooring business with a taxicab

Going west

I've been using this secret for sometime now without actually realizing it.

Franklyn

 

Saturday, August 12, 2006 

Current mood:  amused
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
Saturday, August 12, 2006 

Current mood:  cheerful

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the car windows, shut it off, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car unless you bought "CarNT," but then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would only run on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "General Protection Fault" warning light.


8. New seats would force everyone to have the same sized butt.

9. The airbag system would ask "are you SURE?" before deploying.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally Road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

Saturday, August 12, 2006 
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?


Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side.



Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.



Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.



Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called
into question.



Moses: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.



Richard M. Nixon: I just want to make one thing perfectly clear. The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.



Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.



Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.



Oliver North: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"



Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.



Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.



Buddha: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.



Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.



Nietzsche: The chicken does not exist.



Colonel Sanders: I missed one!?

Saturday, August 12, 2006 

Current mood:  complacent

Click here: Years ago

Can you sleep when the wind blows?

Saturday, August 12, 2006 

Category: News and Politics
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium." Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass."

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - an element which radiates just as much energy as the Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
Saturday, July 08, 2006 

Category: Games

The object is to move the red block around without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls.

Simply click on the red square to start the game and get ready to drag it away from the blue shapes.

If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal.

I was told that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots. They are expected to go for at least 2 minutes. Give it a try!! Enjoy!

http://woodfloorist.com/AirForce/index.html