Bob has been a complete arse hands bum face and put a password on his PCs. This why it taken me too long to post a new blorgs and look at my special pictures.

I love my special pictures and there are a lots of them on the line.

Anyway I, as you all knows, am the smarty pants number ones with the bullets and chutney so a silly password not stop me. Using my crazy powers of deduction I managed to figure out the secret of bobs stupid stupid tiny minds.

I am a regular sheerluck homies.

So now I am using a computer down the librarys where they keep the boring books and the shelves. I like shelves. Bob say that some books contain instructions to make the pie (mmmm pie) but Bob also think that he is the popular ones and that all the ladies love him.

We all know he has no lady skills.

So I just gots outs of the hospitals. I had a nasty case of the bum splinters that happen when my skateboard snap.

my skateboard is... was wicked freshes.

That the last time I ever try and drink a nice cup of hot termites again then pull of moves only seen in the games of the hawk called tony. I blame bob as the air holes he drill so I could breathe if I went skating underwaters were distracting to me.

I could see the wheels moving through them and they look so cool to my eyes. It almost like that time when Hairy Lee came around and convinced me to invent more hams.

That was the day I invented the baby ham.

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I just notice Bob claiming he was to blame for my fall as part of some pranking but he wrong since I so cool at the skating on boards that I never spill my tea or my termites. He is such a liar and he not know anything about me.

He just trying to look all cool for his "new friends on the internets". He not cool at all. he likes to do difficult sums and watch tv shows about sciences. Also he read the books and uses the internets which is full of the geeks and the girly men who dresses as voles and stoats for sexy fun.

That not cool.

I cool because I skate and everyone know it. I am the coolest one. Not stinky bob the bed wetter.

Why Bob more popular than me? Everyone know he wet the bed and likes to eat things other than the pie. Mmmmmmmm pie.

We am clearly the best for many kinds of reasons. I list them now. Watch.

How you do list?

• I inventeds two different types of ham. The baby hams and the tasty hams.
• I am bigger than Bobs because he wee the bed so much that he shrink at night.
• I knows all about the lady and how to please her sex wise. Unlike Bob who is like a crap girl or something.
• I figure how to make the list using my mind and not looking at Bob's book of computer knowledge or anything. That is how great I am.

As you may know I am recently become a doctor in science. That mean I use science to prove the above facts so you can trust my results. I may enter them in for the Nobells prize in sciences.Clearly if you not my friend then you must also wet the bed have the eyes that are full of poo causing the blindness to my wicked freshness.You not a bed wetter are you?

Look at this? I am ons the internets sneakily. Bob been giving me sass and I not put up for that evers.

Bob is my friend.

I am not allowed on bob's computers thing with the rams and the graphics and the tv thing but he not here to stop me  as I told him there was some lady looking for him in the wood.

There no wood in my areas.

Bob always on internets he says and he say he has many lady friends who he not even have to take to Primark. I heard of the internets and that it is full of the girly men and the sexy porns but not lady types ever. I never go on internets in case I get the virus.

Also goths.

What I do now to posts this web story?

POST!
P O S T
Post the things now please
This not working.

Oh. that buttons do it. See? I am all about the computer knowledges.