Use iTunes to answer the following questions (it works best with iTunes, but I guess any media player will work). Put iTunes on shuffle and the song is the answer to the question. It's kind of like a magic 8-ball thing. Keep trying until you find an answer that makes sense…whether it's the answer you want or not.
-What do you think of me, iTunes? I Need You tonight - BSB
-Will I have a happy life? All You Need is Love - Moulin Rouge
-What do my friends really think of me? I Want to go Home - Michael Buble
-Do people secretly lust after me? It Doesn't Matter - Eva Cassidy
-How can I make myself happy? Out Tonight - Rent
-What should I do with my life? Never Let Go - Josh Groban
-Why must life be so full of pain? Danny Boy - Eva Cassidy
-Can you give me some advice? Come Away With Me - Nora Jones
-What do you think happiness is? Seasons of Love - Rent
-Give me a song about my love life: Fever - Eva Cassidy
-Give me a song about my social life: The Internet is for Porn - Avenue Q
-Boxers or Briefs: Wrong way - Sublime
-Will I get into the college I want to get into? Somewhere Out There - American Tail
-What's your secret to weight loss? I Just Whisper Your Name - Harry Connick Jr.
-Will I get a date to prom? Easy - Emiliana Torrini
-How will the upcoming weekend be? Fast Cars and Freedom - Rascal Flatts
-What is the best song ever? Banana Pancakes - Jack Johnson
-Do you think I am a sexy beast, iTunes? No One Else Comes Close - BSB
-What is the meaning of life? Live Like You Were Dying - Tim McGraw
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Recap of the above...
My media player needs me tonight,
All I need is love to have a happy life,
My friends think, I want to go home,
It doesn't matter if people secretly lust after me,
I can make myself happy by going out tonight,
I should never let go of my life,
My life is full of pain because of danny boy,
Some advice is to come away with me,
Happiness is seasons of love,
My love life gives me fever,
My social life is the internet which is for porn,
Boxers and briefs are the wrong way,
Somewhere out there I will get into the college I want to,
My secret to weight loss is just whispering your name,
I will easily get a date to prom,
The upcoming weekend will be fast cars and freedom,
The best song ever is banana pancakes,
No one else comes close to me when it comes to being a sexy beast,
The meaning of life is to live like you were dying.
They do say that your music shows who you are...