I always wanted to grow up faster. It seems like there was always something I was prevented from doing as a result of being
too young.
I could not
stay out late, drink,
party, have
sex, whatever - I was just plain not allowed to do any of it. Of course I did it all anyway, ( and then some), but I had to work real hard not to get caught! Who wants extra work?
So now here I am - 18 years old! Yay! I'm old enough! Well okay, old enough to vote, join the military, buy smokes, and pay taxes. Although I cant legally drink alcohol I'm expected to pay taxes from my lousy job(s). I know alcohol and taxes are not related in this sense, so just deal with it.
Now that I am old enough to party, stay out late and screw who ever I want I don't have the time.
Too much work. Too many people
needing my help. Too many people
complaining about not getting my help. Too many people on Myspace.
My only real source of entertainment is cruising the internet and checking out my friend's
cool sites.
I suppose the lesson is:
be careful what you wish for. I think I want to be a little girl again. And I'm only getting started with this being an adult thing.
Well maybe not so much.
If I could just go back and stay 16! How sweet that would be - No bills, no jobs, just nosey parents trying to keep me from doing what I want. I would not have to put up with my fat ass boss always telling me to "Take my career seriuously" - What he means is "
Come into my office and blow me for a 15 cent an hour raise." No thanks! Normally I would like that sort of thing but my boss would scare the south broadway hoes right off the street. And we wonder why
Wichita Sucks?
If I were 16 again I would have all the time to get drunk, skip school and sleep with everyone elses boyfriends. Oh what fun that would be!