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[22 Jul 2008 | Tuesday] 1:09 PM
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This space should contain the first part of the long-awaited epic tale of my cross country journey. However, because Myspace is an utter, utter, utter failure and does not understand the basic concepts of HTML, I am linking you to the entry at my Livejournal.
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[19 Jul 2007 | Thursday] 9:09 PM
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Current mood:  excited
This was a big hit a quite a while back.
And so, in honor of the release of The Deathly Hallows,
I thought I'd repost it.
Just for old time's sake!
So, here we go...
150 Things
I Am Not Allowed to Do
at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
1.] I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees."
2.] No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3.] Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology."
4.] "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
5.] Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.
6.] I will not go to class skyclad.
7.] The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8.] I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore."
9.] I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful."
10.] Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.
11.] If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
12.] House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13.] Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
14.] I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15.] "Liften Seperatis Crotchum" is not a real spell.
16.] I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate representation of Muggle life.
17.] Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms."
18.] I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends."
19.] I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends."
20.] I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher "Kenny", even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
21.] There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
22.] I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.
23.] I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24.] I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.
25.] Tricking a school house elf into stripping does not mean that they are now mine, even if I yell "Pwned!"
26.] I am not a sloth Animagus.
27.] I am not a tribble Animagus.
28.] I am allowed to have a toad, cat, rat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leapord, Tasmanian devil, or pirahna.
29.] I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30.] Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31.] I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
32.] I will not lick Trevor.
33.] I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34.] The Ravenclaws are not "Mentats in training."
35.] Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is coincidental.
36.] I will not change the password to the prefect's bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty."
37.] There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
38.] Professor Flitwick does not wish to be addressed as "Admiral Naismith."
39.] Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and then walking away is only funny the first time.
40.] I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41.] I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42.] 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.s.
43.] It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44.] I am not to owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
45.] I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
46.] I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine."
47.] I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the Pointy Hat Trick.
48.] I will not teach first years to sing "A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End."
49.] If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.
50.] I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51.] I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.
52.] Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
53.] I will not draw an H on Percy Weasley's forehead.
54.] My name is not Captain Subtext.
55.] Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell Potions ingredients, and I will not resell their products as "Veela Pheremones."
56.] I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as "Big Black Sex Auror."
57.] I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.
58.] Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.
59.] I am not the Defense Against Boring Classes professor.
60.] I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
61.] It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the results would be.
62.] Gryffindor courage does not come on bottles labeled "Firewhiskey."
63.] Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.
64.] First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
65.] A wand is for magic only. It is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.
66.] It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape's personal postbox.
67.] I will stop referring to Hufflepuffs as "cannon fodder."
68.] I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
69.] First years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
70.] Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
71.] I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.
72.] When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good vs. Evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout "There can only be ONE!"
73.] I should not refer to my Defense Against the Dark Arts professors as "canaries in the coal mine."
74.] I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life." to Lord Voldemort.
75.] I will not put books of Muggle fairy tales in the History section of the library.
76.] There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts. I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
77.] I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
78.] Albus Dumbledore's proper title is "Headmaster", not "My Liege."
79.] I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.
80.] I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
81.] Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
82.] If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It does DEATH!!!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.
83.] I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
84.] I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
85.] Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying "The library is closed for an indefinite time period." amusing in any sense.
86.] I will not attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.
87.] A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.
88.] I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.
89.] I will not charm Hermione's Time-Turner to rotate every half-hour.
90.] If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
91.] I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."
92.] When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce "These are not the droids you are looking for."
93.] I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.
94.] Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
95.] I am not authorized to negogiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
96.] I will not follow Potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.
97.] I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History which explains about Bilbo Baggins.
98.] "OMGWTF" is not a spell.
99.] I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
100.] I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
101.] I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.
102.] I will not cast the occasional Obliviate spell on Dumbledore, even if it would be amusing.
103.] I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixie Stix.
104.] I am not allowed to lock the Gryffindors and Slytherins in a room together and take bets on which House will come out alive.
105.] I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince them that they are real animals.
106.] I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
107.] I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff v. Slytherin Quidditch matches.
108.] I will not tell first years that they should build a treehouse in the Whomping Willow.
109.] I will not douse Harry Potter's Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible when wearing it and standing near the fire in the common room.
110.] I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a Transfiguration spell.
111.] I will not yell "Believe it... or not!" after any of Dumbledore's speeches.
112.] Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count as extra credit.
113.] My name is not "The Dark Lord Happy-Pants" and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
114.] There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation.
115.] I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.
116.] I will never ask Harry if his Spidey Senses are tingling.
117.] Voldemort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
118.] I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.
119.] I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas feast.
120.] I will not call Professor McGonagall "McGoogles."
121.] I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
122.] "Draco Malfoy takes it up the arse" is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
123.] I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
124.] I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.
125.] I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the Charms corridor.
126.] I am not allowed to declare an official Hug a Slytherin Day.
127.] I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.
128.] I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I will not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
129.] I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the common room.
130.] It is not necessary for me to yell "BAMF!" every time I Apparate.
131.] I will not steal Godric Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
132.] I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
133.] I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
134.] I will not teach the first years to play The Penis Game in the Great Hall during dinner.
135.] I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.
136.] I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.
137.] It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
138.] I will not tell first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
139.] I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to get him to do what I want.
140.] I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.
141.] I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
142.] "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
143.] I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when called to the Headmaster's office.
144.] The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
145.] It is not necessary to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
146.] "Ya'll check this here shit out!" is not an appropriate way to announce you are about to perform an experimental spell.
147.] I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout "I have the power!!!"
148.] I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
149.] I will not tell Sir Cadogen that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have other students yell "Ni!" from various directions.
150.] Getting everyone into the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn my any house points.
Phew. That was tiring.
[Oh, and just a reminder!
I'm not this funny or smart--
therefore, I didn't make these up.
Just sharing!!!]
Have a happy book release everyone!
Lub you!
[With you whatever happens. 07-21-07.]
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Medúlla
By Björk
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[15 Jan 2007 | Monday] 5:29 AM
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Current mood:  determined
I joined the 50bookchallenge LJ community,
which challenges you to read fifty or more books this year.
...And so I set out on my epic quest for bookish glory,
trusty portable booklight at my hip.
Will I return unscathed and with all appendages intact?!
Probably not!
But that's where all the fun is, right?
Currently Reading:
Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman.
Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.
Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov.
The Witching Hour by Anne Rice.
The Last Battle by C. S. Lewis.
Yes, folks. That's six books at once!
Watch her now, ladies and gentleman,
as she somersaults through the Fiery Rings of Annoying Itchiness!
Witness the daredevil feats of Diving Into a Pool of Overtly Grumpy Trout!
Not for the faint of heart, ladies and gents,
not for the faint of heart!
The rules of the community state
that a "book" can be counted as whatever you wish.
So, I have decided that some comics (depending on length)
and novel-length fanfictions do, in fact, count.
Or at least count for half... or something.
Otherwise I'll never finish!
If anyone would like to join the,
errmm...
The Fellowship of the... hmmm, no...
the Fantastic... ummm...
the PAGEMASTERS!!!
in the quest for Boomwormdom,
please please please join me!
We'll discuss books and trade back and forth,
and generally be pompous nerds.
We'll start a book club!
(How about them apples, Oprah?)
And if you have any suggestions,
let me know because fifty books is a lot of reading,
and I tend to read the same books overandoverandoverandover
(*cough*HarryPotter!*cough*)
without ever exposing myself to new things.
So suggest things, people.
Okay, fellow Pagemasters.
I'm already sleepy,
and there's reading afoot!
So, I bid you adue.
Snogs to you all!
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By Tori Amos
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[19 Dec 2006 | Tuesday] 4:10 AM
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Current mood:  giddy
Ah, the sweet smell of a (rather huge) new photoblog.
I have awesome stories to tell,
and pictures to prove it, dammit!
Friday afternoon, Michael and I left our hotel room in Queens,
and ventured toward the subway and Manhattan.
When we got to Union Square, we didn't waste a moment. After all, there was shopping afoot!
After Christmas shopping (for each other), we headed over to Greenwich Village for shoes and Starbucks. I bought Michael a pair of Sauconys and he bought me a pair of red pointed flats with polka dots. Ah, shoe love. ?
Then we headed toward the East Village for dinner at The Life Cafe.
We had burgers and sweet potato fries and tea. I'd been craving those damn sweet potato fries ever since I looked up their menu online months ago... and let me tell you, I wasn't disappointed. It was very dim inside, and all the tables had little tea light candles on them. There were Christmas lights hanging from the ceiling, and the waiters were very nice and friendly. I had planned on asking our server if people often spoke to them in RENT references (for instance, "What can I get you?" "I'll have five miso soups...") but I didn't because he seemed really shy and I didn't want to put him on the spot. The ceilings were very low and probably not good for dancing on tables (which I did not attempt for fear of being found annoying. Same reason I didn't take too many pictures.)
Anyhow, after we ate, we walked down a block to the corner of 11th and Avenue B, where Mark and Roger's loft would have been.
That's it behind me.
I was very excited, if you couldn't tell.
Michael was, too, apparently.
Even if he didn't want to admit it. ("I have lived here for a year and a half you know!" poopoopoopoo.)
>
I wanted to climb the damn fire escape. (Even if there was some sort of church inside.)
I also took some video, narrating the experience (mostly for my darling Damaris, who has never been to New York at all and loves Mark & Roger just as much as me!)
I tried to video the park where Maureen and Joanne would have found Mimi, but it was a bit too hard to see. It's the only park in the East Village or anywhere in the vicinity of where the characters would live. No one must have been looking for Mimi too awfully hard, considering that she was just a block away from the loft and directly across the street from the Life. Hmmm...
Anyhow, I was still a little frantic on the subway ride back.
However, we were exhausted by the time we got back to Queens. That is, until we realized we hadn't christened the beds yet. So Michael and I did it and videoed it just for you!
The next morning, we had breakfast at The Stop Inn with Michael's parents and then it was back to the train!
I got a little bored while we were waiting and started taking pictures like a spastic puppy.
And videos!
We basically ran amuck in Manhattan, shopping and taking up time, until it was time to go to the discount ticket store at 3PM.
We got stuck in a mob of people on 5th Avenue because every African American in the city was apparently "Shopping for Justice". o___0
We finally made it through all the people and to the discount ticket store at 3PM and had to wait in line for about a zillion years. And we didn't bring coats because we're stupid. It was freezing.
But we got our tickets nevertheless, and then I had to go to the Broadway gift shops because I'm nerdy like that.
It got dark. It got colder. We hid out in the Virgin store for a while, but then left when we got yelled at for sitting on the floor and reading. Hmph, they don't care if you sit in the floor at B&N. *grumblegrumble*
I won't talk about Rockefeller Center because I'll just get angry again. All I'll say is this. There were more people there than I have ever seen in one place in my entire life and every damn one of them acted like they'd never seen a Christmas tree before. "OMG LYkE a ReLlY bIg TrEe w/ PuRtY LYteZ!!!11 LeTz sTOPP &&&& tAke a ZillLlIonn PeeKturez Of Itt!!1 OmGzzz WhErEzz mY cAmAraaa?!?"
Nffguh.
Okay, back to happy!
Times Square was pretty.
We went to my favorite place to eat everevereverever for pizza. I go there every time I'm in New York and I always get a slice of their veggie with the spinach and tomatoes and soy cheese and it's so damn good.
Then, it was time to go to the Nederlander. On the way there, I got to relive past events of Broadway glory.
We stood in line with tons of people waiting for the lotto seats to be drawn. And then the line started to move!
RENT was amazing. Absolutely amazing. Amazing, I tell you! Christopher J. Hanke did an amazing job as Mark. I've come to the decision that he really enjoys humping things, though. Things such as Maureen's equipment, his camera, and the table at the Life when he sings "mucho mastrubation". He nearly knocked the damn thing over!
There were these girls right behind me who were definite Mimi/Roger 'shippers and for some reason felt the need to say the titles of the songs before each of them started, and then proceed to sing along. Especially if it was a romantic-ish Mimi/Roger number. One girl even gasped when she heard the opening chords of "Glory" as if she honestly didn't know that it was coming. *eyeroll* They proceeded to sing "I should tell you..." over and over and over and over and over again during intermission until I thought I would die and then talked through the entire second act. God, stupid bimbos. Grr.
But it was GREAT. God, was it. Even though I didn't especially like Tim Howar as Roger. I guess that Adam Pascal will always be number one in my heart, after all. He was just too angry... especially on "Glory". Kind of like that scary kid who went to Governor's School with us and screamed his way through his entire Hamlet monologue... twice. *shudders* Also, he was too short.
I also really liked Joanne and that cute little Asian girl who was in the company. I don't know their names and I don't want to go and get the playbill and look them up, so... whatever. But Luther Creek (Gordon, etc.) I didn't like so much. Maybe it had something to do with his face. *shrugs*
Christopher J. Hanke was an amazing Mark, though, and that's really what matters, right? After all, he is my favorite character. And while Chris will never be able to live up to Anthony, he'll be a really close equal.
After the show, I wanted my picture taken with the wall outside. Yes, the wall. We had quite a bit of fun.
Hey, look, everybody! It's Adam "Lady Jeans" Pascal!
I even did a bit of my own rentsecrets referencing amongst the other inside jokes scrawled on the Nederlander walls.
Before--
After--
And then, just as we were about to leave, I turn and see a cute blonde head, and I think... "Hey... wait a minute...!!!"
It was Christopher J. Hanke. He had just come out the front doors, and I asked him if he minded taking his picture with me. He, apparently, didn't mind at all.
I then proceeded to tell him how much I loved his performance and how much it moved me and how I had to admit I was really worried going into it because Mark is my favorite character and I was worried that he wouldn't live up to my expectations, but that he really pulled it off and he did just as good a job as Anthony would have done and I think it really flattered him. Or well... it seemed to. He told me thank you, and then, as he was walking away, he said... "Oh, and... I really love that you're from the South."
He picked up on my accent. And I didn't even know I had one. Maybe I just slipped into it because I was excited. Hmm... *snorkle*
I went back to the hotel room and couldn't sleep so I stayed up watching Prancer until I thought my eyes would bleed and finally I fell asleep. We woke up the next morning, and headed home.
I suggested snacks.
But Michael swore we'd get fat.
I took pictures of Pennsylvania!
Michael and I went crazy and turned into ravenous carnivores (with a penchant for beef jerky!)
And soon we were home.
It was a fun trip.
Seriousfuckinly.
*g*
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[12 Dec 2006 | Tuesday] 9:41 PM
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Current mood: crazy
Thursday was a good day.
We had our choir concert
@ the Higher Ed Center.
And even though the music was easycheesy,
and despite Mrs. Smith's
utter lack of comprehension
of what music even IS...
we still had bloody fuuuuuuuuuuuuun.
Here's the proof.
There were also videos,
but I don't have them right now.
Ah, well.
Some of us were halfnaked,
and there were Little Debbie cakes,
and clergy robes,
and much bossing around from yours truly
(I can't help it! Section leader syndrome swims through my veins!)
and Trans-Siberian Orchestra...
and all in all we had a pretty good show.
Afterward,
I speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed home through the snow
to catch the last half of The OC
(which was fantabulistical).
And then Michael calls me,
and he says to me...
"I just met Anthony Rapp."
And I'm like...
*blink*
"What?"
And he says,
"I just met Anthony Rapp! I got his autograph!"
Michael got Anthony's autograph for me.
It says, "Hi, Kelly!"
*blush*
And he told him about me
and about how much I love him
and I am just so so so so so so so happy.
Eeek!
This weekend I'll be seeing RENT.
And even though Anthony won't be there,
Christopher J. Hanke will.
A girl in rentsecrets said that
when she saw his performance of "Halloween"
for the very first time...
she cried like a baby.
I am so excited.
Which reminds me...
I'm leaving for New York
on Thursday evening.
If anybody wants anything from Manhattan,
you need to tell me now
and I'll try my best to get it for you.
Christmas is coming up, people.
What will be under your tree?
Eh?
I also bought a Tipsy Cake
from the Cracker Barrel today
and it smells so good.
I can't wait to eat it.
I opened the package
and now my whole car smells like whiskey.
It's like an air freshener!
>.>
<.<
O rly?
Srsfcknly.
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[01 Dec 2006 | Friday] 3:38 AM
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Current mood:  happy
The semester is nearly over!
I'm really fecking excited
except that I still have to
go and re-declare my major
and meet with my new advisor
and sign up for classes
and work on getting financial aid.
Jesus H. Christ.
Last night I went to Bristol
(for like the fifth time this week,
oh woe! to my poor gas-guzzling SUV)
and Ali and I hung out at Matt Cole's house.
I have pictures and a video for you!
It was hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhardcore.
*smirk*
Loff!
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Ali and Matt ..2.
Eric! He's dipping. Eww. :)
We look so fecking dopey.
Guitar Hero gets them... excited? *shrugs*
Two of my faves!
Oh, Matt Cole! Oh!
I'm going to die in seven days.
♥
Basking in the soft, blue, comforting glow of the monitor.
Purrowwww.
Ali is mucho sex.
Matt Cole is The Guitar Hero. (And he smells like The OC.)
*is embarrassed* Please, please, please don't ask me
what the fuck I was doing because I truly don't know.
This is a little better. :)
I was too lazy to take more.
Oh, and in case you were wondering.
The OC was fucking awesome tonight.
Ryan/Taylor!
Whowouldathunkit?
If you don't watch,
then you should, dammit.
And one more thing!
HAPPY FECKING BIRTHDAY, ASHLEY CANTER!
I love you, sweetie!
Oh, wait.
One more thing, seriously.
I've changed my AIM screenname
to 'mspotamus'.
ADD ME!
I love you all a lot.
The end.
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[07 Nov 2006 | Tuesday] 10:00 PM
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Current mood: shocked
First of all,
everyone go here
and add this Myspace account.
The film is released December 1st,
and for every friend that is added by that day,
$0.10 will go to help fight AIDS in Africa.
So, today was election day.
Michael had told me about this interview
with Michael J. Fox after he endorsed
candidates who supported stem cell research.
Anyhow, I watched several videos,
and I had to post them here because I was so saddened and disgusted.
Here's the original ad.
..>
After the ad came out,
Rush Limbaugh had the nerve to smear Michael J. Fox.
I don't understand how anyone with a feeling heart
could do or say something this.
But he did, and here's the proof.
..>
Fucker.
Here's what a random old man had to say about it on YouTube.
I don't agree that Bush could be compared to Hitler,
but still... he had some really great points.
..>
Awesome.
Here's Michael J. Fox's interview with Katie Couric on the subject.
He just makes my heart melt.
It's so sad. :(
..>
And lastly, here's what Stephen Colbert had to say.
The video is a just a little messed up, but stick with it.
It's not messed up enough that you miss anything important.
..>
Oh, Stephen. You slay me.
Anyhow, if today you voted
against a candidate who was for stem cell research,
then you can go right ahead
and sign you name right next to Limbaugh's
on the guestlist to Hell.
The end.
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[01 Nov 2006 | Wednesday] 10:42 PM
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Current mood: accomplished
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[27 Oct 2006 | Friday] 5:03 PM
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Current mood:  bouncy
First of all,
"Oh, Foamy. Will you be my boyfriend?"
Halloween!
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
Quatro.
Cinco.
Seis.
Siete.
In just a few hours,
I'll be on my way to DC!
Things I'll Be Doing (That You Won't)
Seeing The Nightmare Before Christmas in 3D.
Going to superhuge malls with actual good stores.
Riding the metro to the Zoo Station. (Heh.)
Going to the National Zoo and looking at the animals.
Generally running around the capital like a crazed person.
Yea!
This is (probably) my last blog for the weekend.
Leave me some nice comments & messages for when I return.
Loff & full-frontal snogs!
Seriousfuckinly.
Kellyy.
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Civilian
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[26 Oct 2006 | Thursday] 11:34 PM
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Current mood: bouncy
Three and a half years ago,
I would have died.
Seriousfuckinly.
Keep Your Hands Off My Girl
Add to My Profile | More VideosCan anyone say guilty pleasure?
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