http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybDX_5hQ6So

This month's issue of Cosmopolitan (NO-I do not* read Cosmo frequently-) says that ample bottoms are all the rage. So much so that women are stuffing their pants with gel inserts to make their butts look bigger. They also mention Jessica Simpson gel-padded her cheeks to fill out her Daisy Dukes for Dukes of Hazzard.

 It's great to have insecure girls like Jessica Simpson leading the way for future generations of dyed, stuffed and injected humanoids. 

Foreplay is super hot when it involves the girl removing her boobs, wig and ass before you get busy. If you're really lucky, she'll bury her face in your pillow long enough to wipe off her false eyelashes, drawn on eyebrows, spray on tan and deflate her collagen lips. What's left will be something resembling that guy in Edvard Munch's The Scream. But, hey, you got a piece and that's really all that matters, right?  

 

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* I live cement
I hate this street
It turns to me
I bite lament
This human form
Where I was born
I now repent

Caribou-
Repent-
Give me white
Ground to run
And forgone
Lets me knife
Knife me lets
I will get...
What I like




Subjects I am currently devouring:

book: candy freak; Vector Art, actress Anna Karina AIR moma gifts Waxploitation  Zumanity

4ad
adam ant
inuendo
beck



*artificer/versifier*

koran, zohar, cnet , thumbdrives, buzznet, dice.com, trippintess.com,alloy.com, raw shoes,X50,marcuzziblogspot, Tennessee Williams ,wikipedia, http://boweryballroom.com/ purple magazine 30s strip music - hootie sapperticker http://urb.com/online/guts_123.shtml

http://www.ohmyrockness.com/VenueDetail.cfm?VenueID=1 http://www.hotelchatter.com/story/2005/1/13/10119/0403 http://www.curbed.com/archives/2005/01/12/fire_sale_at_gramercy_park_hotel.php
http://www.timeoutny.com/aroundtown/

www.brainyquote.com

www.goldenfiddle.com
www.kingblind.com

http://www.time.com/time/time100/artists/future/future.html
top 100 future artists TIME


camp freddy sux

www.bartleby.com
www.brainyencyclopedia.com

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html



lounge act

Bill Hicks -

 nuclear valdez-

 burning man

 - buddyhead-

 joshrubin.com

 cnet

-liquid generation

sabotage-

surface mag

juxtapoz

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/bradjen_usher.asp

http://www.time.com/time/time100/artists/profile/chaplin.html 


 

milk thistle

melatonin
life aquatic sndtrk

aviator soundtrack
anchorman sndtrk

 
titan pix from saturn

pink martini

against deforesting

www.Gloriousnoise.com

 
Deganawidah

sign language

braille

Iroquoia

Navajo



* This link- which is a Tenn. jailhouse webcam wtf?! is it wrong to laugh?
this is flippin' ridiculously funny!!!!

http://www.tnacso.net/cont/jailcam.shtml

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QUIZ Jacked.............

How tall are you?
5'3

Have you ever smoked heroin?
No

Do you own a gun?
No

Have you ever been arrested?
No

Rehab?
yep

many of your friends have committed suicide?
1

Would you shag someone in a cemetery?
ok


Pesci or Devito?
Devito

Do you ever punch yourself?
wtf? no

Have you ever killed an animal?
I suppose- bugs....

Are you Irish?
No

Who would you punch if you could?
A few...you know who you are.

What do you think of hot dogs?
As in a food source? I don't. I had a Dachshund for most of my adult life tho, and I think very highly of them.

What's your favorite Christmas song?
Blue Christmas-Elvis

What is your favorite scent?
Vanilla / Caramel

What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water or Juice

Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you had the chance?
Yeah why not.

What's your favorite college football team?
ugh @ college football

Do you do pushups?
Nope

Do you ever fantasize about murder?
No.

Would you shag Victoria Gotti if you could?
Good Lord-no.

you ever done ecstasy?
Ya

Are you straightedge?
hahaha...nope

Are you vegan?
No- I once was tho.

Do you shoplift?
Nope

Whats the last thing you stole?
Lip gloss in middle school.

Do you ski or snowboard?
Both

What do you think of mustaches?
Not much- Anchorman comes to mind, as well as the dude on Myth Busters..handlebars he has.

Do you use hair gel?
No.

Do you sniff cocaine?
Nope

Who is your favorite serial killer?
Real one? alright...thats kinda sick even for me....fake one--the killer in Se7en

Do you believe in bigfoot?
It's possible.

Have you ever made out with your friends bf or gf?
Nope

Have you ever been caught mid-hump?
Yes

Have u been shot?
No

Have you ever been hospitalized?
uh, yeah...

Do you like painkillers?
who doesn't?

What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
It wouldn't be a secret if I said...

Have you ever lubed up your genitals with soy milk?
what? wtf? that would be no.

Do you own a knife?
yes

Have you played ghettopoly?
what the fuck is that?

Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"?
Yes.


Do you have A.D.D.?
Too distracted to answer....


Have you ever had a head injury?
No

How many virgins have u slept with?
0

Do u love the pain a tattoo brings?
sometimes.

White or black?
Black

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'Napoleon Dynamite' shared its name with an alias of Elvis Costello


http://www.pugzine.com/core.html
http://www.metal-tiger.com/delinquent/D-links.html

I wanted to tell you I've set you apart.... and now I can't find you.

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If I were......

If I were a name, I'd be: Shari
If I were a month, I'd be: January
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 11:17 AM..cozy sleep time.
If I were a planet, I'd be: Saturn
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Dolphin
If I were a direction, I'd be: East
If I were a deadly sin, I'd be: Maybe Pride?
If I were a famous person, I'd be: Humble, Wealthy,Philanthropic
If I were a tree, I'd be: Willow
f I were a bird, I'd be: Raven
If I were a tool, I'd be: Paintbrush
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Orchid
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Breezy
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: Guitar
If I were an animal, I'd be: Liger
If I were a color, I'd be: Purple
If I were an emotion, I'd be: Happiness
If I were an alcoholic drink, I'd be: Sweet and Refreshing- A Margarita...frozen*
If I were a sound, I'd be: Rainfall
If I were a car, I'd be: A Defender
If I were a book, I'd be: A Sandman Novel
If I were a food, I'd be: A Cookie
If I were a place, I'd be: Europe
If I were a material, I'd be: Silk or Velvet
If I were a taste, I'd be: chocolate
If I were a scent, I'd be: Vanilla /Caramel
If I were a religion I'd be: Taoist
If I  were a word   I'd be: Stellar
If I were an object, I'd be: Compact & Portable
If I were a body part, I'd be: Eyes
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a thoughtful look
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: Art
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Mr. Peabody
If I were a shape, I'd be: Octagon
If I were a number I'd be: 117
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You are the Death card. Death is a stage in the
cycle of life. Without death, there would be no
room for new things to grow. When you receive
the Death card in a tarot reading, fear not;
Death is only an indication that transformation
is about to occur. Death allows us all to
evolve by removing that which is no longer
needed. The end of one cycle makes way for a
new one. Old behaviours and patterns which have
tied us down are released. Death cleans house
so that we don't have needless drains on our
energy. In Death's ruthless destruction there
lies compassion.

 

 http://members.limitless.org/~morpheum/gallery.html
Which Tarot Card Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

You Have A Type B Personality

B You're a pro at going with the flow You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer A total joy to be around, people crave your stability. While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity. Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done You're passionate - just selective about your passions

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Knit your very own womb!
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Kip Dynamite
(Please rate my quiz)


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psycle sluts!!!!


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http://membres.lycos.fr/johnnydepp/filmo.html

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www.theothermovies.com/ encinema.htm


http://www.riotproof.net/amelie/extra.php

Nolittleweael.com- Amelie

http://www.geocities.com/annakarinawebpage/

>>>**http://www.iofilm.co.uk.r{}*<<<


http://www.riotproof.net/amelie/


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http://www.art.com/asp/display-asp/_/ID--9876/blues_brothers.htm?TNID=1&ui=33E5666EBE31456085B9750B1C78853D
cult films archive^^



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http://www.iofilm.co.uk/festivals/

http://www.edwood.org/

http://www.cafepress.com/woodism

www.depponline.com/ ed_photos

www.johnnydepp.blogger.com.br/
















http://www.geocities.com/edwoodflash/provingapoint.swf

http://cineblog.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/2004_02.html














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Maybe we could remember this....
(op- Jolenny angel*)

Sometimes I think I understand everything.
Then I regain consciousness.
-Ashleigh Brilliant-


Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask,
"Where have I gone wrong?"
Then a voice says to me,
"This is going to take more than one night."
-Charlie Brown, "Peanuts" [Charles Schulz]-


The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-Ehrlich-


Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.
-Steven Wright-


You have to stay in shape.
My grandmother, she started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 today and we don't know where she is.
-Ellen DeGeneres-


Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others,
are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
-Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See"-


With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress.
-Ransom K. Ferm-


You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

Due to Circumstances beyond our control,
we regret to inform you that circumstances are
beyond our control.


My mind works like lightning...
one brilliant flash and then it's gone again!


It's not that I'm afraid to die.
I just don't want to be there when it happens.


The lion and the calf shall lie down together
but the calf won't get much sleep.


Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
-F. P. Jones-


Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
-Olivier-


Things are more like they are now than they've ever been before.
-Dwight Eisenhower-


Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability
to stick to one thing 'til it gets there!
-Josh Billings-


There's nothing like a little experience to upset a theory.


Things will probably come out all right,
but sometimes it takes strong nerves just to watch.


Confidence is what you have
when you don't really understand the situation.


I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like:
How did my mother know THAT?
-Wendy Liebman-



When life drops a pooper
That's unkind to our noses,
Use it for fertilizer;
It's your chance
To grow roses!



Life is like an ice cream cone;
Just when you think you've got it licked --
It drips all over you!


only I could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment
without having to accomplish anything.
-Ashleigh Brilliant-


Suppose you were an idiot.
And suppose you were a member of Congress.
But I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain-


An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.


He who laughs last probably intended to tell the story himself.

I look just like the girl next door...
if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.
-Dolly Parton-


No matter where you go, there you are.
-Buckaroo Bonzai-


I can no longer face life so I have decided to go through the rest of it backwards.
-Ashleigh Brilliant-


Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
-Ashleigh Brilliant-


Time's fun when you're having flies. :)
-Kermit the Frog-


One out of every four people in this world is mentally unstable. Think of your three best friends. If they seem normal, you're the one.
-Ann Landers-



Inner Peace:
I have been told that a way to achieve inner peace is to finish
the things I have started.

Today I finished two bags of potato chips and a chocolate cake!
I feel more peaceful already! :D



Discouraged?
As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-baseline, I asked one of the boys what the score was. "We're behind 14 to nothing," he answered with a smile. "Really," I said. "I have to say you don't look very discouraged." "Discouraged?" the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face. "Why should we be discouraged? We haven't been up to bat yet."
--Bob Benson-



The Science graduate asks, "Why does it work?"
The Engineer asks, "How does it work?"
The Accounting graduate asks, "How much will it cost?"
The Liberal Arts grad asks, "Do you want fries with that?" :):)
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http://www.geocities.com/edwoodflash/provingapoint.swf

http://cineblog.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/2004_02.html

http://www.nostalgia.com







Harpies

Tom Wolfe

http://www.92y.org/shop/event_detail.asp?catalog=92y_Catalog&productid=T-MM5FM03

Stereophonics
Dakota comes from their new album Language, Sex, Violence, Other.

Handbags & Gladrags


http://buddyhead.com/music/bestof2004/


Radio Vago is mixing their debut album this week that was produced by slOmar Rodriguez,

The BURNING Brides

http://www.eonmckai.com/


http://buddyhead.com/music/bestof2004/

Harpies Tom Wolfe http://www.92y.org/shop/event_detail.asp?catalog=92y_Catalog&productid=T-MM5FM03 Dakota comes from their new album Language, Sex, Violence, Other. Handbags & Gladrags http://buddyhead.com/music/bestof2004/ Radio Vago is mixing their debut album this week that was produced by slOmar Rodriguez, The BURNING Brides http://www.eonmckai.com/



I'm looking for something bigger.




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http://bunnysnoog.cyborgcow.net/index.html

 



 













http://www.thirdgen.org/

http://www.filmrot.com/articles/news/005618.php

http://jaggle.nl/log/item.php?id=10922

http://www.mimmobaby.com/product_info.php?cPath=2_73&products_id=405

http://www.oldnavy.com/asp/Product.asp?wdid=200831&wpid=2929202

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dishkill















*Chef Frenchie, Private Private and Vibo the Clown are each keeping a lid on a big secret: remove their hats to reveal their curved heads, then twist their feet and let these guys show you a good time as they vibrate with pleasure (and so will you). Put their hats back on and display these bad boys on your shelf; no one will guess they're sex toys! Batteries not included.

~(*_*)~

Fun for all!!












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Gravitypope
Camper
ILLUME
HAUS
Dyson


air purifier

thymes scented stones
demeter
Diptyque
Lafco soaps

 
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we live like this incense

http://www.sellilluminart.com/index1.html


292920 002 0004 WOMENS SMOCKED KNIT DRESS
Illuminart night lights http://www.sellilluminart.com/index1.html
LOMO
USB storage drive
256MB SD card
1GB SDRam card - cheap media

SD card since the one that comes with it is small (16MB)

http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=82085

http://photobucket.com/register.php http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/jump.jsp?

itemID=299&itemType=CATEGORY&iMainCat=336&iSubCat=299

http://scenestars.net/2005/03/coldplay-talk.php

http://www.stereogum.com/
tyler candles
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http://reviews.cnet.com/Sony_PSP/4505-6464_7-30895581-2.html?tag=top

http://reviews.cnet.com/4520-8900_7-1008327.html?tag=cnetfd.dir

http://www.nyuff.com/2005/

http://www.newegg.com/app/viewproductdesc.asp?DEPA=0&description=28-102-154&ATT=Printers Multifuncti&CMP=OTC-C173T

http://www.bocamuseum.org/index.php?submenu=adults&src=gendocs&link=Adults - Classes, Workshops & Lectures&category=TheArtSchool april 11th thru june 5 jewelry, collage

http://wishingfish.com/whatsnew.html

http://www.snopes.com/
LOMO
Luggage tags
candy unbrella
transversion

LOMO candy unbrella transversion Day of the dead items 3D

 

 

http://www.millanews.com/milla/millasong/song.html

Songs of Milla Jovovich

www.millaj.com/music/lyrics.shtml

mji.zeroth.net/media.html




http://www.lowculture.com/archives/2005/03/everyone_says_y_1.html



http://www.bluetights.net/

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/gossip/bryan-singer/bryan-singers-gaydar-profile-027225.php


http://gizmodo.com/

http://www.theball.co.uk/




Sony PSP European Release Pushed to June?
filed under Home Entertainment : PSPReader Chris B writes:

You’ll think I’m mad but on the amazon uk page you get a release date of 29 April sometimes and the 24th June release date on others…I keep refreshing and get a different date depending on the ad banner.
He’s not nuts (at least about this particular thing). I refreshed about eight times and got both dates, as well. Is the European release being pushed back?

Catalog Page [AmazonUK]

Update: PSPWorld is reporting a delay. Sorry, Europe.
European PSP release delayed: A follow up [PSPWorld]


Plantronics ‘Tahiti’ Fashion Headset
filed under Peripherals : HeadsetsPlantronics is releasing a new Bluetooth headset, code-named ‘Tahiti,’ which is designed to be both fashionable and convenient. The ‘fashionable’ part remains to be seen (it looks a bit twigs and berries, to me), but the convenience is clear: inside the foam carrying case (with included vanity mirror), are three different ways to charge the Tahiti, including adapter plugs for mobile phone chargers and a AAA battery adapter.

Expect a production model out by summer.

CeBIT: Plantronics’ fashion headset [TechDigest]


Afternoon Bits
filed under GadgetsProduct Highlights
• Motorola iTunes plans [MobileTracker] Motorola iTunes ROKR phone to be shown at M3.
• Russian military Bluetooth enabled headset (not Pokia) [eBay]
• Microsoft Nixes MCE 2006 and Opts to Offer a Major Update to MCE 2005 [eHomeUpgrade]

Reviews
• HP Photosmart 8450 printer [PhotographyBlog]
• Ultrasone HFI-550 headphones [DansData]

Culture
• How To: Building a BlueSniper Rifle – Part 1 [TomNetworking]
• Build Your Own Motorcycle Computer [ExtremeTech]
• The Story of the Gizmodo Redesign [PatricKing]
• Gizmodo Redesign: That Goddamn Android [PatricKing]





http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?
fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=5110211&Mytoken=20050322200538

Jesse James Hollywood

http://www.fuali.com/tests.aspx




Alternative Tentacles

Greg Werckman


http://www.ipecac.com/bio.php?id=23

Rancho de la Luna

Nick Oliveri

"Dead in Love"3; the sweet, sounds-exactly-like-it's-titled "

I Wanna Make It Wit Chu

*This is not my raison d’être*

Yoshimi P-we

SAICOBABA

Maki Namoya

Miu Sakamoto


Medeski Martin & Wood

Keane

The House of Yes

http://www.desertsessions.com/

NORML


http://www.taschen.com/pages/en/ecards/start/index.htm

http://www.elle.com/article.asp?article_id=6361§ion_id=36&page_number=1&magind=5792



http://www.fuali.com/test/

Evil Ninja





http://www.guardian.co.uk/arts/crumb/

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'It's perfect madness'

In the first of an occasional series in which the greatest recording artists reveal their favourite records, Tom Waits writes about his 20 most cherished albums of all time. So for the lowdown on Zappa and Bill Hicks, step right up...

Sunday March 20, 2005
The Observer

1 In The Wee Small Hours by Frank Sinatra (Capitol) 1955
Actually, the very first 'concept' album. The idea being you put this record on after dinner and by the last song you are exactly where you want to be. Sinatra said that he's certain most baby boomers were conceived with this as the soundtrack.

2 Solo Monk by Thelonious Monk (Columbia) 1964

Monk said 'There is no wrong note, it has to do with how you resolve it'. He almost sounded like a kid taking piano lessons. I could relate to that when I first started playing the piano, because he was decomposing the music while he was playing it. It was like demystifying the sound, because there is a certain veneer to jazz and to any music, after a while it gets traffic rules, and the music takes a backseat to the rules. It's like aerial photography, telling you that this is how we do it. That happens in folk music too. Try playing with a bluegrass group and introducing new ideas. Forget about it. They look at you like you're a communist. On Solo Monk, he appears to be composing as he plays, extending intervals, voicing chords with impossible clusters of notes. 'I Should Care' kills me, a communion wine with a twist. Stride, church, jump rope, Bartok, melodies scratched into the plaster with a knife. A bold iconoclast. Solo Monk lets you not only see these melodies without clothes, but without skin. This is astronaut music from Bedlam.

3 Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart (Straight) 1969

The roughest diamond in the mine, his musical inventions are made of bone and mud. Enter the strange matrix of his mind and lose yours. This is indispensable for the serious listener. An expedition into the centre of the earth, this is the high jump record that'll never be beat, it's a merlot reduction sauce. He takes da bait. Dante doing the buck and wing at a Skip James suku jump. Drink once and thirst no more.

4 Exile On Main St. by Rolling Stones (Rolling Stones Records) 1972

'I Just Want To See His Face' - that song had a big impact on me, particularly learning how to sing in that high falsetto, the way Jagger does. When he sings like a girl, I go crazy. I said, 'I've got to learn how to do that.' I couldn't really do it until I stopped smoking. That's when it started getting easier to do. [Waits's own] 'Shore Leave' has that, 'All Stripped Down', 'Temptation'. Nobody does it like Mick Jagger; nobody does it like Prince. But this is just a tree of life. This record is the watering hole. Keith Richards plays his ass off. This has the Checkerboard Lounge all over it.

5 The Sinking of the Titanic by Gavin Bryars (Point Music) 1975

This is difficult to find, have you heard this? It's a musical impression of the sinking of the Titanic. You hear a small chamber orchestra playing in the background, and then slowly it starts to go under water, while they play. It also has 'Jesus Blood' on it. I did a version of that with Gavin Bryars. I first heard it on my wife's birthday, at about two in the morning in the kitchen, and I taped it. For a long time I just had a little crummy cassette of this song, didn't know where it came from, it was on one of those Pacifica radio stations where you can play anything you want. This is really an interesting evening's music.

6 The Basement Tapes by Bob Dylan (Columbia) 1975

With Dylan, so much has been said about him, it's difficult so say anything about him that hasn't already been said, and say it better. Suffice it to say Dylan is a planet to be explored. For a songwriter, Dylan is as essential as a hammer and nails and a saw are to a carpenter. I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in - so the bootlegs I obtained in the Sixties and Seventies, where the noise and grit of the tapes became inseparable from the music, are essential to me. His journey as a songwriter is the stuff of myth, because he lives within the ether of the songs. Hail, hail The Basement Tapes. I heard most of these songs on bootlegs first. There is a joy and an abandon to this record; it's also a history lesson.

7 Lounge Lizards by Lounge Lizards (EG) 1980

They used to accuse John Lurie of doing fake jazz - a lot of posture, a lot of volume. When I first heard it, it was so loud, I wanted to go outside and listen through the door, and it was jazz. And that was an unusual thing, in New York, to go to a club and hear jazz that loud, at the same volume people were listening to punk rock. Get the first record, The Lounge Lizards. You know, John's one of those people, if you walk into a field with him, he'll pick up an old pipe and start to play it, and get a really good sound out of it. He's very musical, works with the best musicians, but never go fishing with him. He's a great arranger and composer with an odd sense of humour.

8 Rum Sodomy and the Lash by The Pogues (Stiff) 1985

Sometimes when things are real flat, you want to hear something flat, other times you just want to project onto it, something more like.... you might want to hear the Pogues. Because they love the West. They love all those old movies. The thing about Ireland, the idea that you can get into a car and point it towards California and drive it for the next five days is like Euphoria, because in Ireland you just keep going around in circles, those tiny little roads. 'Dirty Old Town', 'The Old Main Drag'. Shane has the gift. I believe him. He knows how to tell a story. They are a roaring, stumbling band. These are the dead end kids for real. Shane's voice conveys so much. They play like soldiers on leave. The songs are epic. It's whimsical and blasphemous, seasick and sacrilegious, wear it out and then get another one.

9 I'm Your Man by Leonard Cohen (Columbia) 1988

Euro, klezmer, chansons, apocalyptic, revelations, with that mellifluous voice. A shipwrecked Aznovar, washed up on shore. Important songs, meditative, authoritative, and Leonard is a poet, an Extra Large one.

10 The Specialty Sessions by Little Richard (Specialty Records) 1989

The steam and chug of 'Lucille' alone pointed a finger that showed the way. The equipment wasn't meant to be treated this way. The needle is still in the red.

11 Startime by James Brown (Polydor) 1991

I first saw James Brown in 1962 at an outdoor theatre in San Diego and it was indescribable... it was like putting a finger in a light socket. He did the whole thing with the cape. He did 'Please Please Please'. It was such a spectacle. It had all the pageantry of the Catholic Church. It was really like seeing mass at St. Patrick's Cathedral on Christmas and you couldn't ignore the impact of it in your life. You'd been changed, your life is changed now. And everybody wanted to step down, step forward, take communion, take sacrament, they wanted to get close to the stage and be anointed with his sweat, his cold sweat.

12 Bohemian-Moravian Bands by Texas-Czech (Folk Lyric) 1993

I love these Czech-Bavarian bands that landed in Texas of all places. The seminal river for mariachi came from that migration to that part of the United States, bringing the accordion over, just like the drum and fife music of post slavery, they picked up the revolutionary war instruments and played blues on them. This music is both sour and bitter, and picante, and floating above itself like steam over the kettle. There's a piece called the 'Circling Pigeons Waltz', it's the most beautiful thing - kind of sour, like a wheel about to go off the road all the time. It's the most lilting little waltz. It's accordion, soprano sax, clarinet, bass, banjo and percussion.

13 The Yellow Shark by Frank Zappa (Barking Pumpkin) 1993

It is his last major work. The ensemble is awe-inspiring. It is a rich pageant of texture in colour. It's the clarity of his perfect madness, and mastery. Frank governs with Elmore James on his left and Stravinsky on his right. Frank reigns and rules with the strangest tools.

14 Passion for Opera-Aria (EMI Classics) 1994

I heard 'Nessun Dorma' in the kitchen at Coppola's with Raul Julia one night, and it changed my life, that particular Aria. I had never heard it. He asked me if I had ever heard it, and I said no, and he was like, as if I said I've never had spaghetti and meatballs - 'Oh My God, Oh My God!' - and he grabbed me and he brought me into the jukebox (there was a jukebox in the kitchen) and he put that on and he just kind of left me there. It was like giving a cigar to a five-year old. I turned blue, and I cried.

15 Rant in E Minor by Bill Hicks (Rykodisc) 1997

Bill Hicks, blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer and brain specialist, like a reverend waving a gun around. Pay attention to Rant in E Minor, it is a major work, as important as Lenny Bruce's. He will correct your vision. His life was cut short by cancer, though he did leave his tools here. Others will drive on the road he built. Long may his records rant even though he can't.

16 Prison Songs: Murderous Home Alan Lomax Collection (Rounder Select) 1997

Without spirituals and the Baptist Church and the whole African-American experience in this country, I don't know what we would consider music, I don't know what we'd all be drinking from. It's in the water. The impact the whole black experience continues to have on all musicians is immeasurable. Lomax recorded everything, from the sounds of the junkyard to the sound of a cash register in the market... disappearing machinery that we would no longer be hearing. You know, one thing that doesn't change is the sound of kids getting out of school. Record that in 1921, record that now, it's the same sound. The good thing about these is that they're so raw, they're recorded so raw, that it's just like listening to a landscape. It's like listening to a big open field. You hear other things in the background. You hear people talking while they are singing. It's the hair in the gate.

17 Cubanos Postizos by Marc Ribot (Atlantic) 1998

This Atlantic recording shows off one of many of Ribot's incarnations as a prosthetic Cuban. They are hot and Marc dazzles us with his bottomless soul. Shaking and burning like a native.

18 Houndog by Houndog (Sony) 1999

Houndog, the David Hidalgo [Los Lobos] record he did with Mike Halby [Canned Heat]. Now that's a good record to listen to when you drive through Texas. I can't get enough of that. Anything by Latin Playboys, anything by Los Lobos. They are like a fountain. The Colossal Head album killed me. Those guys are so wild, and they've gotten so cubist. They've become like Picasso. They've gone from being purely ethnic and classical, to this strange, indescribable item that they are now. They're worthwhile to listen to under any circumstances. But the sound he got on Houndog, on the electric violin ... the whole record is a dusty road. Dark and burnished and mostly unfurnished. Superb texture and reverb. Lo fi and its highest level. Songs of depth and atmosphere. It ain't nothin' but a...

19 Purple Onion by Les Claypool (Prawn Song) 2002

Les Claypool's sharp and imaginative, contemporary ironic humour and lightning musicianship makes me think of Frank Zappa. 'Dee's Diner' is like a great song your kid makes up in the car on the way to the drive-in. Songs for big kids.

20 The Delivery Man by Elvis Costello (Mercury) 2004

Scalding hot bedlam, monkey to man needle time. I'd hate to be balled out by him, I'd quit first. Grooves wide enough to put your foot in and the bass player is a gorilla of groove. Pete Thomas, still one of the best rock drummers alive. Diatribes and rants with steam and funk. It has locomotion and heat. Steam heat, that is.



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(We don't know if this stuff is really true or not, but it sure sounds good ...) Next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be... Here are some facts from the 1500's Most people got married in June, because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, next all the other sons and men, next the women and finally the children; last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it; hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water". Houses had thatched roofs (thick straw) piled high, with no wood beneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the dogs, cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof; hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs". There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could really mess up a bed. A bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection; hence canopy beds came into existence. The floor was dirt, and only the wealthy had something other than dirt; hence the saying "dirt poor". The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they kept adding more thresh until when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entryway; hence a "threshold". In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes the stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while; hence the rhyme, "peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot - nine days old". Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could "bring home the bacon". They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat". Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with a high acid content caused some of the lead to leak onto the food causing lead poisoning and death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous. Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top or the "upper crust". Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey. The combination would sometimes knock them out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days, and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up; hence the custom of "holding a wake". England is old and small, and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside, and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they thought they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin, up through the ground, and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night on the "graveyard shift" to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the bell" or was considered a "dead ringer". And that's the real truth... Whoever said that History was boring?!

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Ha~ Don't ask....I couldn't sleep...and found this amusing ;) What Drug Are You? What Element Are You?
Water. Whatever you do, where or when, you do it
with all of your heart. You listen to your
heart and all of your emotions are true
non-acting. Friends are very important to you
and you will do anything for them. You're the
most dreamy of all 4 elements. Are You A Drama Queen?

You are a Balanced Babe! You're direct and to the point, but never dramatic. You've got the confidence to speak your mind to anyone. But you leave the theatrics to Hollywood. Level headed and emotionally stable, no wonder everyone loves you.

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You Are a Classic Beauty! You have a timeless beauty that looks great in every decade Instead of following trends, you stick to what works And this means you never skimp on your beauty routine Upside? Your classic looks tends to attract gentlemen - not boys. What Type of Beauty Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

When Will You Meet Your Next Man?

You're out enough to meet plenty of guys
And it shows, because a few are interested in you
Even if you haven't meet the right guy yet
He's standing just around the corner :-)

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You Are Girly Panties! You're totally girly - it's who you are, not just part of your charm. From your perfectly painted toenails to your soft lingerie, you're all girl. Men find you intriguing and sexy - yet also comforting. Just make sure your feminine ways are womanly... not little girlish! What Kind of Panties Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

What's Your Power Color?

Your Power Color is Green You feel most at home in a world of ideas. You're curious and logical - and enjoy a good intellectual challenge. You're super cool, calm, and collected. Very little tries your patience. Your only fear? People not realizing how smart and able you are! What's Your Power Color? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

What Type Of Shoe Are You?

You Are Big Black Boots! You can be best described as: attitude You've got lots of it - and you love to give it A guy has to be pretty gutsy to hit on you But if he's your type, you'll warm up... a little What Shoe Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

What Type Of Coffee Are You?

You Are a Peppermint Cappuccino You're fun, outgoing, and you love to try anything new. However, you tend to have strong opinions on what you like. You are a total girly girly at heart - and prefer your coffee with good conversation. You're the type that seems complex to outsiders, but in reality, you are easy to please What Kind Of Coffee Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

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What Famous Pinup Are You?

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What Kind Of Girl Are You?

You are a Rocker Girl! If you don't have musical talent, you've got a talent for picking out great CD's. Music rules your life - and you've got the best MP3 collection of anyone you know. Many guys find you intimidating, but a select few think you're the catch of a lifetime. Start hanging out in more used record stores, and you'll find love with a fellow rocker! What Kind of Girl Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

Ha~ Hey...I'm a rocker girl....woohoo....no seriously~ my demented, goofy, high on the fromage factor* mind...not so secretly loves this stuff ;) What Mood Is Your Pussy In? Which Female Video Game Character Do You Most Resemble In Bed? How Kinky Are You? Out of 32386 people the average score was 49%% align="center">

You are 76%%KINKY

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Completed 8) Name: Shari (Rhymes with Starry~tis not pronounced like Sheerry) Birthday: January 24th Birthplace: Massachusetts Current mood: Blah Current music: Pulp, Pixies Live shows, Monk Current taste: Cherry Current hair: Long hair, baby bangs Current clothes: Black skirt, white top Current annoyance: Kansas Current smell: Vanilla Current thing I ought to be doing: Sleeping Current windows open: 5~ on my pc. Current desktop picture: Charlie and the Chocolate factory tiles. Current favorite band: Thee Headcoatees & Le Tigre Current cd in stereo: Roxy Music...and about 22 others. Current crush: Joe Lalllllly.....dunno why...just lurve the man* Current hate: I try not to hate~ Do I:- Smoke?: yes Do drugs?: maybe? Have sex?: yes Give oral sex?: mhm Receive oral sex?: yes please Have a dream that keeps coming back?: No Remember your first love?: I do Believe in miracles?: sometimes Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: yes Consider love a mistake?: no Like the taste of alcohol?: some Have a favorite candy?: no... Believe in astrology?: yes Believe in magic?: some Have any pets: not anymore :( Go to or plan to go to college?: graduate Have any piercings?: yes Have any tattoos?: yes Hate yourself: no Have a secret crush?: its not a secret anymore Have a best friend?: i do Wish on stars?: when im feeling gay~ I kid...sometimes-yes. Care about looks?: depends...not usually. First crush: KISS- the whole band. First kiss: (smooch kiss) Randy at camp (french kiss) Eric at camp Ever been in love?: I have Do you believe in love at 1st sight?: I believe in liking very, very much at first site. Do you believe in "the one?": I do Describe your ideal significant other: Tall, kind, honest, unusual, artistic, passionate.............preferably with a British accent. Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing? yes Favorite place to be kissed?: on the lips Have you ever been caught "doing something?": yes Are you a tease?: am I? I don't know...is this teasing? Shy to make the first move?: yes =Word association= Rubber: duckie Rock: paper scissors Green: and fluffy Wet: ahem....ah- suit Cry: freedom Peanut: butter Hay: ho Cold: as ice Steamy: and hot Fast: facts Bite: me fuck: me Blow: me religion: bad --APPEARANCE:-- Hair: dark brown, long, with bangs Eyes: brown eyed girl Height: 5'3 --LAST THING YOU:-- Bought: holiday gifts Ate & Drank: Newcastle, Robitussin(have the flu), hot and sour soup. Read: My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist & Sexual Astrology Watched on tv: ATHF --EITHER / OR:-- club or houseparty: houseparty beer or cordial: cordial drinks or shots: drinks cats or dogs: both single or taken: single pen or pencil: pencil gloves or mittens: gloves..I like to use my fingers thank u very much ;) food or candy: candy. cassette or cd: CD coke or pepsi: Coke this or that: That --WHO DO YOU WANT TO:-- kill: no one LAST PERSON YOU-- talked to: ARI hugged: Kerry kissed: I'm not telling. --WHERE DO YOU-- eat: At the table or On the couch. cry: In my car or at the movies...depending on the film obv. --HAVE YOU EVER... Dated one of your best friends? I have Loved somebody so much it makes you cry? I have Drank alcohol? I have Done drugs? I have Run away from home? I have, I was angry Broken a bone? yes Played Truth Or Dare? yes Kissed someone you didn't know? yes Been in a fight? yes Come close to dying? Uh-YES WHAT IS:-- The most embarrassing CD in your collection?: hmmm...this one takes some thought.... she ducks and says----The Eagles Your bedroom like? : eclectic and cozy Your favorite thing for breakfast?: I have to agree with Dobrina on Eggs Benedict...but then I also love pancakes~flapjax..what have u . Your favorite resturant(s)? : Uncle Tai's, Greek Islands, the Diner QUESTIONS-- What's on your bedside table?: A clock, lotions and potions, books, phone, and water. What do you eat when you raid the fridge/freezer late at night?: chocolate or cheese & quackers What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?: the Princess Bride AND Pretty in Pink...there are others...many actually. I am a person high on sentiment~ not afraid to cry. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?: hmm....dunno...not into plastic surgery .
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I'm aware that it happens, yes. others find you attractive = Yes~ and No....it's all a matter of taste when it comes down to it* you want more piercings = not at this time you like roller coasters = yes you write in cursive or print = print {For Or Against...} long distance relationships: Against ~ excluding extenuating circumstances such as true love* (if there is such a thing) suicide = Against, in my case..but there are always exceptions. such as others~ who are in inescapable pain. people = I'm in favor of most people. smoking = Some driving drunk = nein. gay/lesbian = Of course~ for it..if that's what makes you happy* ever cried over a boy = yeah...but how can one be 'for' crying over someone? Isn't that slightly Sadistic? ever cried over a girl = Yes, and same as above ^ ever been in a fist fight = Nope..no fight clubs in my area ;) [WHAT...] shampoo do you use = Aveda Mint and Philosophy Cinnamon shoes do you wear = Cherry /Check Vans, Crocs, Heels, Boots are you scared of not being what you want to be in life = Not scared. ..of times I have been in love? = two, maybe three or four. or five. ..of times I have had my heart broken? = 3 plus 1 ..of hearts I have broken? = 7 ..of times my name has appeared in the paper?= 2x [DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...] pretty = well, I *feel* pretty funny = I have my moments *_* hot = sometimes friendly = Yep amusing = mos def loveable = Yes one day...unloveable the next.....bipolar heart* caring = Very cool = as the Fonz.....or sould I say Pinky since I'm a chick? [FAVOURITE...] 5 letter word = Night Actor/actress = Johnny Depp, Cate Blanchett Cartoon = Simpsons Chewing gum = Black Jack Color(s) = PURPLE, GREEN, BLACK, PINK Color nail polish = Black or Crimson Day of the week = Friday Least favorite day = Monday Jam/Jelly flavour = Raspberry Jewelery = Platinum, Silver Summer/Winter = Winter [Person who last.. ] Slept in your bed = Moi Saw you cry = Knight Made you cry = Kansas Yelled at you = Kansas [Have you ever.. ] Said "I love you" and meant it? = Every time Kept a secret from everyone?= mhm Been on stage = yes yes Been to New York = Si To California = Jess Wished you were another gender= Nope~ I like being a girl :) What time is it now? = 2:03 AM [This or That? ] Apples or bananas? = Bananas...in a British accent please!! Spring or Autumn? = Autumn are you gonna do after you finish this? = sleep You bored? = No... You're only bored when you're boring Last smell you sniffed? = Vanilla *A series of unfortunate events......... Body: // series one - you -- Name: FLAME -- Birth date: January 24th -- Birthplace: Massachusetts -- Current Location: FL -- Eye Color: cocoa -- Hair Color: Dark Brown -- Righty or Lefty: Righty -- Zodiac Sign: Aquarius // series two - describe -- Your heritage: -- The shoes you wore today: Homer slippers -- Your hair: Up in a twist. -- Your weakness?: Chocolate ~ among other things. -- Your fears: Insects -- Your perfect pizza: Tomato and Basil -- One thing you'd like to achieve: Peace within // series three - you prefer -- Pepsi or coke: Coke -- McDonald's or Burger King: Neither, Subway ta very much. -- Single or group dates: single -- Adidas or Nike: Adidas -- Lipton or Nestea: Neither -- Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla -- Cappuccino or coffee: Espresso // series four - do you -- Smoke: Y -- Cuss: Occasionally -- Sing well: Maybe -- Take a shower everyday: Yes -- Have a crush(es): I think I do. -- Do you think you've been in love: Yes -- Want to go to college: BTDT -- Like school: I loathed school. -- Want to get married: Maybe? -- Type with your fingers keys: Yes -- Believe in yourself: Mostly yes -- Get motion sickness: No -- Think you're attractive: sometimes? -- Think you're a health freak: No -- Get along with your parents: Sometimes - usually when I am far away................ -- Like thunderstorms: Yes -- Play an instrument: Yes // series five- in the past month, did/have you -- Drank alcohol: Yes -- Smoke(d): Yes -- Done a drug: Yes -- Have Sex: No -- Made Out: No -- Go on a date: Yes -- Go to the mall?: Yes :( -- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No -- Eaten sushi: Yes -- Been on stage: No -- Been dumped: No -- Gone skating: No -- Made homemade cookies: No -- Been in love: No -- Gone skinny dipping: No -- Dyed your hair: No -- Stolen anything: No // series six - have you ever -- Played a game that required removal of clothing?: Yes - the game of sex -- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Who me? Yes. -- Been caught "doing something": Yes -- Been called a tease: No -- Gotten beaten up: No -- Shoplifted: No -- Changed who you were to fit in: No // series seven - number of -- Number of girls I have kissed in my life: 2 -- Number of girls you have made out with: 2 -- Number of girlfriends you've had: 1 -- Number of boys I have kissed: a few -- Number of boyfriends you've had: 8 -- Number of drugs taken illegally: No idea. Oh no, drugs cause memory loss* -- Number of people I could trust with my life: 0 -- Number of CDs that I own: 3000 and then much MP3age! -- Number of tattoos: 1 -- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: 2 -- Number of scars on my body: a few -- Number of things in my past that I regret: one Times change, you're living in the past. Stop living in the past! http://www.stereogum.com/archives/001249.html . . * ok I'm sneakin it in under the radar hopefully-2/16 I said something to you that was really wrong. even tho I meant it at the time- it was still wrong, and off color. I wanted to take everything that i felt for you past and present and ball it all up to one giant dis...only I ended up feeling bad, coz the words that I typed were just not me. while I still feel that the comment had accuracy within, i should not have allowed myself to get that upset and spit venom in your direction. I am aware that the karma police gave me a ticket re: that comment . fucking karma. lucky for all that i'm not a vindictive bitch,

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