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Wednesday, July 08, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
OPENING STATEMENTS:
     OH THE PADDLEBOAT IS FIXED!!!! WE ARE GOING TO RIDE ON IT!!! We think we might leave RIGHT NOW!! But Pishy has to go to work again, and Pendi has a long day of sitting home alone again. That 13 hours of sleep yesterday did me some good, although, I am not sure I will be able to do it again.
COUNTDOWN TO NORTH CAROLINA:
    8 DAYS!!! And now we have to decide whether or not we want to actually watch the dog get fixed. Part of us thinks it would be cool, the other part thinks because it is our dog it would be too much. OH WHAT TO DO!!! Maybe we won't.....oh, maybe we will. We also need to decide if the cat is coming, he seems to have lost weight, but he is eating, and sometimes he plays with the dog, but then again, we might have gotten extremely strong in the past couple of weeks.
WE FOUND SPORTS OF TOMORROW:
     Some how we think that this got erased one day and by the next day we forgot that it even exisited, not that we provide very good sports reporting anyway. We found some WNBA Basketball, so we guess there are really no real sports on.
7:00 MTN/8:00 EST
     Wipeout is on. The games inclue Diving Board Trapeze, which we assume you either jump off a diving board and catch a trapeze or you trapeze to a diving board and try not die. The other one is a Log Roll Maze, which sounds like it has something to do with poo.
7:30 MTN/8:30 EST
     Nothing
8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST
     I Survived a Japanese Game Show and games include the Walk the Plank Swing Stick and Tumbled Tree Confusing Pathway.
     America's Got Talent, this is still in the audition stage and mother has been weepy? Why? At this point we are only dashing the hopes of the untalented, there is nothing to cry about here, this is just helping people out so they stop wasting their time on a hobby they are no good at.
     Monster Quest is new but we don't what they are looking for, we assume that this monster is so elusive, we won't know what it is until we find it.
      Oh, good, Ghost Hunters International is back. They have gone to annoy the Irish, it is a good thing the Irish are drinking people, because we can only stand this show when we are drinking.
8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST 
     Nothing
9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST
     Primetime: Crime, something about a lady disappearing from a store or something.
     The Philanthropist is on, we keep watching these shows because there is nothing else on, we are hoping that if we keep watcing we will start to care. Although for some reason Pishy keeps thinking that parts of this show are commercials and fast forwards through them, so that could be part of our not caring problem, we only see the parts of the show Pishy thinks are real.
TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:
     The Reno 911 is on.
     Michael Ian Black is on Craig promoting Michael and Michael Have Issues.
That is your TV from MC
To unsubscribe, you could call Pendi, she might do it if you talk to her, she usually sits home alone everyday, she would do anything not to have to do it again.
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Tuesday, July 07, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
OPENING STATEMENTS:
     We know how Adrienne on the Pregnant Girl Teenager Show feels, all the Christians want to be her, all the Amish want to be us! They were the only people we could think of who have less fun then we do. Although they get to go more places because you don't need money to make a horse go, just a lawn. So we are starting to think that we might be the Christians and the Amish might if Adrienne.
COUNTDOWN TO COUNTDOWN:
     9 DAYS!! We are supposed to decide what we want to do when we get there but we are having a hard time deciding, we are looking for suggestions, 1 2 3 GO!
7:00 MTN/8:00 EST
     The Great American Road Trip introduces the 7 families that are taking the challenge. We would rock this show, 12 fold.
      10 Things I Hate About You, a show based on the movie of the same name. We are watching it but we want you to know that it is under protest as anything to do with Heath Ledger is still too upsetting.
7:30 MTN/8:30 EST
     Nothing
8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST
     18 Kids and Counting has Jim Bob taking the girls camping and that means after this episode we will be 9 Kids and Counting because we don't really trust Jim Bob would get Jim Bob home safely.
     Dad, which is really our mom who tries to blame her watching this show on our dad, we want you to know America's Got Talent is on tonight, so "Dad" get your kleenex ready.  
     Warehouse 13 starts on the SyFy Channel as it is known now.
     HawthoRNe is on, there are a bunch of accident patients starting to suffer from paralysis. We don't really care, unless it has something to do with that nurse guy, or that lady from Men in Trees or that girl from Stick It, even though we obviously don't care enough to learn their names either.
     Deadliest Catch, we are headed north for the some fishing.
8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST 
     Nothing
9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST
     Saving Grace, Grace finds herself with a downcast angel who gives her an offer and what the hell is this show about? Because the team has to focus on a series of home invasions, so Grace, who is on the team normally, is off getting offers from an angel, but everyone else is soving crimes?
     After the Catch, we discuss some of the obstacles of crabbing.
     The Cleaner is on, finally, Pishy tried to record me The Closer again and I assume the same thing as always happens.
TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:
       Joel McHale and Rob Thomas ("Dad", that one is for you too.) are on Letterman.
That is your TV from MC
To unsubscribe, this is the second time we have written this today, and it isn't any better, on the plus side, it can't get any worse, so that is what we want to be for you, the thing that can't get any worse, so no unsubscribing.
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Monday, July 06, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Opening Statements:
     Good news guys, Pendi just called and she was told she did a good job on carts. Don't feel bad I didn't know what it meant either I had to ask. Apparently she can empty the carts and put things where they go, no word yet on how well the people did putting stuff in the carts, we will all be waiting on the edge of our seats. I wish we could tell you we had an awesome weekend full of fun stuff but I worked two ten hour shifts and didn't get home until 7:30 and then Pendi had to be in bed at 8:30 so she could get up so that was pretty much our weekend, but I guess it's worth it all for the compliments on putting stuff away where it goes.
COUNTDOWN TO COUNTDOWN:
     We have ten days until we get to see Nikki, Mac and Dr.Ake we are very excited to see someone other than our landlord and the people we work with.
BEST MOVIE EVER:
     We watched Ghost Rig this weekend. It was about a gang of environmental do gooders who occupy an old oil rig because they want to stop it from being torn down and left in the ocean. It was full of fantastic actors from all over the world who had one thing in common, they all yelled there lines very inappropriately. You never saw the ghost who was actually a demon and so it was not very scary or good really, a movie should have one or the other but both is usually the best.
7:00 MTN/8:00 EST
     The Bachelorette is on for two hours and tonight they go to Spain and they get to have overnight dates. Then while one guy has to go home the other three have to pack for Hawaii, I hope they don't forget to pack their dignity, oh wait they left that on the casting couch.
     WOO HOO SECRET LIFE OF A PREGNANT TEENAGER IS ON!!!!!! Grace stills blames herself so she withdraws from all of her friends. I think maybe she might just be using this as an excuse to avoid all the other characters and there oh so awkward conversations
7:30 MTN/8:30 EST
     There is nothing.
8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST
      The Closer is on which is not the Cleaner, I keep having to say that so I don't record the wrong show. I would be in a lot of trouble. They are looking into a gang members death. 
      Intervention is focused on Alcoholism. Mmmmm beer, I know its now appropriate but I miss beer, it's been so long.  
      Make or Break It is new and lets hope they don't plan another trip to Denver. They took four hours to get there last week, we can only assume they were driving 15 miles an hour. Tonight they head to a party, which is probably against the rules but they no longer have a coach so I am sure its fine.
8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST 
     There is nothing again.
9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST
      Raising the Bar has them dealing with drug possession and then they are fighting with Michelle's cop boyfriend.
      Here Come the Newlyweds are going through a baby obstacle course which will narrow it down to two couples who will be capable of having kids because they can get through a themed obstacle course.
      Obsessed is dealing with a claustrophobic and a germ-a-phobe as usual.  
TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:
      Howie Mandel is on Conan and that is about it.
That is your TV from MC
To unsubscribe, I got nothing so just don't.
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Friday, July 03, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Opening Statements:
     Well, Subscribers, today at work I was told that I straightened things well, not even put them away well, just straightened them up and returned them to their places, if they had gotten misplaced. So it seems all my hopes and dreams have come true, I have perfected all that I dreamed I would, I can officially say I can tell when something is askew, so where do I go from here? A life fulfilled, it is a good thing I got the college degree, without it how would I have managed. I guess all that is left is to die. Then when I got in the car I had 3 texts from Pishy apoligizing for locking the door, because we have two doors but a key to only one, and the couch is infront of that, so essentially, I was locked out, well, sort of, I have been more locked out than I was today, it just took a key and a small portion of my dignity as I laid flat and scootched under the couch. It wouldn't be a problem except I am running low on the dignity thing lately 
COUNTDOWN TO COUNTDOWN:
     Monday we are starting a countdown, very exciting, it is a countdown to our trip south, so we are excited for that to happen in two days.
SPORTS OF TOMORROW:
     Oh we have so much, some Wimbledon, the Tour De France, LPGA Tour Golf, Rugby, Car Racing and Baseball, but not in that order. You should be able to find something you are interested in, these things come with bonuses: car crashes, people sweating, tackling without padding, running, little people and bike riding (ok that really is just what the Tour De France is, bike riding is never exciting.)
AND NOW FOR TV:                         
7:00 MTN/ 8:00 EST
          Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? and anything I say here you will just say "well afer that, she should know her answer is no", I just don't understand why you are being so mean to me today.
     Chopping Block, the teams have to serve breakfast and lunch and here is where you make a joke like, it doesn't look like Pendi has ever had trouble with breakfast and lunch, wow, that stung, in my heart.
7:30 MTN/8:30 EST
     The Goode Family, that is something, you should be happy, and you could even compliment me on my reading skills, make it a backhanded compliment, like "You can read well, who would have guessed?"
8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST
     Dateline NBC.
     Mental is all new and Jack treats a gambling addict, I wish I could be a gambling addict, and you say, you can't even be good at crappy stuff, and I say I know. This hostility had to come from somewhere, what have I done?
     I got to take a nap so that I can stay up for Ghost Adventures, even you have to admit these guys are dumber than me...what was that?......barely?.....very funny.
8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST 
    I have nothing.
9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST
      20/20 is new.
TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:
      The Soup is new.
SATUDAY:
     They are finally playing all the good Twilight Zones, we have the ones we love recorded, which means we have about 90 hours of that.
     Comedy Central is playing stand-up all weekend, so there are some goods ones there.  
     Eli Stone and Eli has to help some bankers, I bet I cry, but not because of the show, but because you have been so mean to me.
SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!!
     There is one hour of Merlin.
That is your TV from MC
To unsubscribe, I found this add in the TV Guide for a clairvoyent, and if you mark off your wishes on the list provided and then send in the sheet with the numbers that correspond to your, and if you choose 7 you have to write how much you want the lottery win to be, then you provide her with some information, she will do a ritual that only she knows and then your wish will come true, FREE OF CHARGE!! Now being unsubscribed is not one of the wishes, so my best guess would be to check number 7 and then double that amount and give half to me and then I will have too much money and be off doing stuff and I won't have time to write a peice of crap newsletter, but I would finally have interesting things to talk about, so I guess you find yourself in a little bit of a catch 22.
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Thursday, July 02, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Opening Statements:
     We did a little site seeing yesterday so we have some pictures we will be sending around, almost stepped on a spider yesterday as well, big one, it was hairy, almost died. Our mom wanted us to make it clear that it is not she who enjoys the America's Got Talent, 'tis father who makes her watch it, but it still makes her weepy. Twilight Zone Marathon is on all weekend, it is our favorite weekend of the year, along with New Years, because they also play a Twilight Zone Marathon that weekend too, crap part is that they are starting with the new ones and working their way back and the new ones are the worst! Pishy is heart broken today as her favorite Jonas Brother announced he was marrying a hair dresser from New Jersey, it is like someone she loved died......her heart.
SPORTS OF TOMORROW:
     Men's Wimbledon Semi-Finals, and that is about all that is on.
AND NOW FOR TV:                         
7:00 MTN/ 8:00 EST
     All we got is a brand new episode of Samantha Who?, that makes it a pretty good day, it's like the day we found Cadbury Creme eggs in our stockings, well I guess then it would be like Christmas Day, otherwise that would imply that we get candy in stockings everyday, which sadly we do not.
7:30 MTN/8:30 EST
     In The Motherhood is on and we think you should just be grateful we have something on the half hour, usually we got nothing.
8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST
     So You Think You Can Dance is getting rid of two contestants this evening, their dreams of no one knowing who they are are going to be crushed.
8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST 
    And we are back to nothing!
9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST
      The Listener is on, he will befriend someone and also someone is dead and they have to figure out what happened, and we hope that it isn't his new friend, we know how hard it is to make friends.
     Our 27 Kids on Discovery Health, and we need to figure out how this is working, because one lady should not have 27 kids, ever, not without dying.
     16 and Pregnant, this girl looks like she is having a baby with a carnival attendant.
TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:
     Tosh.0 is on and Pish says that she enjoys this almost as much as she enjoys The Dish, which is a GIANT compliment, she LOVES The Dish.
That is your TV from MC
To unsubscribe,  this was short and painful, I MEAN PAINLESS, why would you want to unsubscribe?
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Wednesday, July 01, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Opening Statements:
     WHO KNOWS HOW TO PADDLE A BOAT? We need you to come visit, Pendi wants to go on a boat ride on the lake in Central Park but she doesn't really know how to paddle a boat and she fears that she will get stuck in the middle of that lake and then have to be rescued from the middle of a man made lake, but we guess she could probably just get out and walk back pulling the boat behind her but that is worse than coming out of the entrance of a maze. Pishy has lesser qualifications for visitors, she just wants someone to come visit so she can talk to someone other than the landlord who insists on calling or emailing or stopping by at least 2 times a week, which we feel is a little bit in violation of our renters rights. So WHERE ARE YOU GUYS? We have been here 3 whole weeks without a visitor, we are ready to go out and do stuff but we don't want to have to do it twice, because it is the discovery of something new that is fun, not seeing it the second time. But not the 16th through the 20th because we are going to see Dr. Ake.
BEST MOVIE EVER:
     We saw Year One yesterday, was it an academy award winning film? No, was it good for a laugh? Yes it was.
SPORTS OF TOMORROW:
     Do you want to take a guess?......We don't even know what that is, it is Wimbledon, of course. The Men's semifinals, so that is not real anyway. And there is some NASCAR.
AND NOW FOR TV:                         
7:00 MTN/ 8:00 EST
      Wipeout is on and games tonight include The Spinning Triangle (eww), Drop Bridge (That has to have something to do with your pants), and the last one is Spiked Fenders (that sounds unpleasant).
     So You Think You Can Dance has narrowed it down to the top 14 performers, 14! Can't the judges narrow it down to maybe 10?
     THIS NEXT ONE GOES OUT TO OUR MOM, MOM, HEY MOM, LOOK--> American Master on PBS, it is all about the life of Garrison Keillor, so apparently she like boring things.
7:30 MTN/ 8:30 EST
      Nothing
8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST
      I Survived a Japenese Game Show, and since it is the same as the first one but a little different we assume the games are A Rotating Pyramid, Rickety Water Passage and the Pointy Bumpers (that sounds like we are talking about boobs!)
     ALSO FOR MOM, SINCE YOU ARE THEIR ONE VIEWER---> America's Got Talent, it makes her weepy, she loves it!
     Monsters Inside Me, and that is a show on Animal Planet about parasites, and we know how to deal with this, you need to yell "There is no room at this inn Mary and Joesph" and then they can't come in, you should watch Jeffery and Cole Casserole on LOGO, that is a great show.
8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST 
    Nothing, of course.
9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST
     Primetime: Crime is on and someone gets shot in the head and we know this because on the commercial someone yells "HE'S BEEN SHOT IN THE HEAD" and then the 911 operator says "Where was he shot? In the head?" and they play that commercial 900 times a day.
     Philanthropist, something about a kidney transplant and donor in a labor camp. I almost wrote a donut camp, I would like to go to one of those, not labor camp, that sounds less delicious.
     THE WORST DAY EVER AWARD shall be given to the people on I Shouldn't Be Alive because they are in a helicopter crash, which is pretty bad but what makes it the worst day ever is that is crashes into A VOLCANO!! What are the odds as you a plummeting to Earth and you see the Volcano and you are all, it will be alright with momentum and all, we should crash right on the other....DAMN!
     The final epsidoe of Pitchmen starring Billy Mays is on, they are playing a marathon all day.
TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:
      Reno 911 is new and we have missed a bunch so we are looking forward to this, it is a funny ray of sunshine in our otherwise cloudy lives.
That is your TV from MC
To unsubscribe, you can do it when you walk through the front door, or, well, the back door as there is a couch blocking the front door.
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Opening Statements:
     We have today and tomorrow off together and we are going to do some stuff so maybe we will have some interesting stories for you, hopefully not, if they are interesting it usually means something bad has happened and we are over that for a while. Do the boys on Secret Life not know where babies come from? Because they keep rushing her, she just had a baby for goodness sake. OH! Pendi made 100 dollars yesterday taking a twin survey over the phone, it was the most boring survey that guy probably had to give all day, she spent half an hour saying no to everything. The saddest part was when he asked if I lived with my twin when I was twelve and I got to say yes, so that was different and exciting and then he asked when the last time I lived with my twin and I had to say I still do and then it got a little sad.
THE THING WE LEARNED SINCE YESTERDAY:
     Pishy said she hates closing, but she already knew that.
SPORTS OF TOMORROW:
    There is more Wimbledon, we should watch the movie, you know, Wimbledon, that was a good show, anything with Paul Bettany is a good show, unless Russell Crowe is there, and then we have not seen it, plus it has a better plot than the actaul tournament.
AND NOW FOR TV:                         
7:00 MTN/ 8:00 EST
     Wedding Day is on, it is military couples so that is depressing.
     The Superstars is on and we missed it last week only because there are no actual stars on this show, because if they were stars they would be at work, especially if they were of the super persuassion.
7:30 MTN/ 8:30 EST
      Nothing
8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST
     America's Got Talent is still doing auditions, so that is pretty boring.
     Htiched or Ditched, it is an interaracial couple in North Carolina, oohh, if we say they should split up, does that make us racist? If we say get married, are we not just inevitably setting them up for a divorce? Only because of the whole if you have to go on TV to decide you probably don't like each other to begin with thing, not because of the race thing.
     HawthoRNe, a kids mom dies and Bobby's guiding Kelly in a disturbing case, we wonder who Bobby is, he might be that guy we love, if he is we are excited, if not, we are not looking forward to being bored.
     Deadliest Catch is still trying to get out of the ice.
8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST 
     Better of Ted? Anyone? No?
9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST
     Primetime: Family Secrets is about taking care of the husbands aging mother, why is that a secret? Shouldn't you be proud of being, we don't know, a good person?
     Saving Grace, if you like this show, there is a bomb at Grace's brother's church. So we have no idea what this show is about, is Grace a bomb detective?
     After the Catch is still about ice, probably because none of them could make it to the show because they were still in the ice.
     THE CLEANER IS ON!! Finally! Pendi has been waiting all week to watch a show she actually likes rather than the summer dribble that has been forced upon her, she thinks she might have just over sold her love for this show, she really doesn't like it that much, but it is better than other stuff, not as good as Royal Pains though, her actaul favorite summer show. Doth protest too much? Tonight William's father/son weekend is interrupted, probably by his son, who hates him, like everyone else on this show.
TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:
      We are taping the rerun of Seth Meyers on Jimmy Fallon because we loved it so much.
That is your TV from MC
To unsubscribe, you can pretty much bet something bad will happen over the next two days, do you really want to miss that? Plus we might get a picture of the Worlds Largest Garden Gnome, which isn't a big as you might think it would be, it pretty much has to be over 1 foot tall to beat out a good majority of Garden Gnomes.
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Monday, June 29, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Opening Statements:
     Pishy heard the one sentence she never wanted to hear Pendi say: "Pishy, come look at this poop." But there is some interesting poop on the front lawn and we do not know what it came from, it isn't deer poop, and it is too big to be beaver poop and it is not dog poop. We are hoping for moose poop, but we cannot confirm that is what it is, although if you trying to look up moose poop on the google images it will ask you if you were looking for moose pooping, and we wonder who needs a picture of a moose actually in the act of pooping, we figured no one, but obviouly we were wrong.
THE THING WE LEARNED SINCE YESTERDAY:
     That Billy Mays died, we send our condolences to Mr. Drake as Billy Mays is his idol.
SPORTS OF TOMORROW:
     The Womens Quarter Finals of Wimbledon is on every channel all day, ok not every channel. Now this is a real sport because tennis is a girls game, it is only not real when men play it. The Professional National Championships of Golf is on the Golf Channel, they would play the tennis match too, but being that they are the Golf Channel they feel that it would confuse the audience because it is easy to confuse the elderly.
AND NOW FOR TV:                         
7:00 MTN/ 8:00 EST
     The Bachlorette is on and there is a dude that cries a lot on this show because he still had some dignity, so he had to get rid of that. There are 5 guys remaining and here is what she is worried about: that one guys family won't like her, she won't meet anothers family expectations, one isn't ready for marriage (why did he audition for a show where winning is marriage than?), ones got cold feet (we don't know if he won't commit to something or if he actually has cold feet) and they don't tell us what wrong with the last dude, but we are guessing it has something to do with him crying because the other guy got kicked off the train and left in Canada.
     THE SECRET PREGNANT GIRL SHOW!! Does anyone else find it a little sad that the only dude who is not getting any is the one who has the girlfriend who just had a baby? Are they trying to teach us that even if you aren't doing it that you can have a baby too and there is no getting out of it? That and it kills your dad, there is just no winning here.
7:30 MTN/ 8:30 EST
      Nothing
8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST
      The Closer is on, which is not The Cleaner, like Pishy tries to tell me it is all the time and get me all excited for my new favorite show.
      Intervention is doing drug addiction again, BOR-RING!
     Make It or Break It is on and we can only hope that someone falls on their head again, that was pretty awesome. They get a new coach maybe.
8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST 
     Nothing
9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST
     Raising the Bar is still on if you care.
     Here Come the Newlyweds is on and we are having a ROOM DECORATING CONTEST!! You know you will be together forever if you can decide on curtains.
     Obsessed is a mother with OCD and a man with germ phobia and one is claustrophobic, we don't know which one, you will have to watch to find out. You don't think that that will work, but it will eat at you, just wait and see.
TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:
     Pishy wants you to know that they are playing The Dish again, and that it is pretty funny.
That is your TV from MC
To unsubscribe, poop identification, you are going to have to do it without a picture, but we will describe it to you, it's like horse poop, only there are only two pieces of it, not many like a horse would have and it is green, and the dog thinks it is delicious.
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Friday, June 26, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Opening Statements:
     We woke up today hoping that everyone had grown out of this death they seem to be experiencing, turns out our dreams didn't come true, wouldn't it be great if dreams really did come true? It would, but alas, they do not.
THE THING WE LEARNED SINCE YESTERDAY:
     We learned a little too much yesterday, but mostly we learned how crappy it is not to be able to text from your house, you need text when the world goes to Hell in a handbasket.
WEBSITE WONDER, JUST DOWNLOAD or WWJD (GET IT?):    
     So the BEST THING EVER is about to take us all by storm, just go here: aghthemovie.com and watch the preview. WATCH THE WHOLE THING, the end is awesome. (We felt that was getting a little long, so we started over, here is where we say this is awesome.)(Oh This is never coming down, it will just change when the movie "comes out" (which I believe means "straight to DVD").").(Of course we will own it, what is the point of renting it if you have to rent it all the time.) (Of course we will own it, what if it was all out at the video rental store?)(We are kidding ourselves it would never be out at the rental store, we bet after a few weeks they would just give us their copy because no one else rented it.) (OH, we are looking forward to our free copy of AGH The Movie.) (This day can't come too soon.) (Year One comes out this weekend, almost as exciting as this, but not quite, could anything really be?) (We thought this could be the best thing ever, but we are about to take a hot shower, and we know it is hot because we have felt it, so we are going with this being a close second.)(I think it's a close tie as long as we get hot showers right before we see it and drink a lot right before as well and I mean a lot.)(Is it almost time to start this over? I can't decide.)(I think today is the day, we should erase this whole thing until we have a proper release date and get a the countdown started that it so rightly deserves.)(Oh, but I will miss it when its gone)(But it has to go, there is no point unless we have a countdown, but with recent losses we cannot do it today, we need some stability, even if just for one day.)
SPORTS OF TOMORROW:
     The early round plays of Wimbledon all weekend and then Track and Field, it is pretty much the only weekend of sports we have ever been excited for.
AND NOW FOR TV:                         
7:00 MTN/ 8:00 EST
     We are still playing Surviving Suburbia, this week Steve will be doing some chores, that is funny, dudes doing chores, that is ladies work, he is breaking all the gender rules. 
     Chopping Block, they are competeing for an espresso machine, DAMMIT, we should have been on this show!! Our espresso machine takes 9 hours to make a drink, we bet this is a nice one. If only we knew how to cook us some fancy food, but we are betting our Ramen recipe wouldn't get us through, considering we got it off the package. We guess it isn't so much a recipe as it is instructions.
7:30 MTN/ 8:30 EST
     The Goode Family, we haven't ever seen this show, we have no idea what it is, we are sure that they have a plot and things will happen though.
8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST
     NBC is playing a tribute to Farrah Fawcett so that will be sad.
     Ghost Adverturererses is on and they are at the Magnolia Lane Plantation and they will be looking for ghosts but all they will find is a bunch of douchebags, becuase all they can find is each other.
8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST 
     Nothing.
9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST
     20/20 is supposedly about Bernie Madoff, odds are that's gonna change though.
TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:
     The Soup is on and The Dish has to be on sometime, Pishy is very worried about it, she needs to see it.
      David Cross is going to be on Kimmel.
SATURDAY:
     Kings and Harper's Island are still going.
     Primeval, this time we have to deal with a mideval knight, couldn't you just ask him to go back in? This case seems like it should be much less interesting than say the one with the sabertooth tiger, who is far less rational.
     Eli Stone is on, there is one more after this, and then it is gone for good, forever, and tonight Eli and Maggie have to go up against each other in court and their relationship goes to the next level.
SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!!
     Merlin continues for two hours, and there is a plague and then Merlin is poisoned but probably doesn't die.
     Impact is on again, we may not watch this because it interferes with us recoding JONAS, and Pishy has decided that JONAS is far more important than knowing if the moon hits the Earth. Joe joins the orcehstra to impress his crush, which is far more important than the survival of Earth. Now when the moon comes dangerously close, we are going to die because we will not know what to do, but Pishy will know how to impress her crush by playing the french horn.
     Prehistoric Disaster and Prehistoric New York, the first one the world is on fire and the second is about what New York looked like before people. Yes, we are watching them both. 
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Thursday, June 25, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Opening Statements:
     I really have nothing. We have no money until tomorrow so we can't go anywhere and work is work so nothing exciting there. I am watching hours and hours of The Cleaner to catch up with Pendi who is stuck at work and I have not seen the beavers all morning.
BEST MOVIE EVER:
     We finally got to see Inkheart yesterday. It was fun and Paul Beattany and Brenden Fraser were both very good. See I don't even have anything exciting to say about that it was a good movie.
THE THING WE LEARNED SINCE YESTERDAY:
    When you get up at 4:30 in the morning to go put freight away at work so you can get more freight and no one else seems to care its backing up graduation moms get on your nerves a lot earlier than usual. Apparently if you get one wrong ballon the kid won't graduate then the world will blow up so you have to take forever deciding on the arrangement.
WEBSITE WONDER, JUST DOWNLOAD or WWJD (GET IT?):    
     So the BEST THING EVER is about to take us all by storm, just go here: aghthemovie.com and watch the preview. WATCH THE WHOLE THING, the end is awesome. (We felt that was getting a little long, so we started over, here is where we say this is awesome.)(Oh This is never coming down, it will just change when the movie "comes out" (which I believe means "straight to DVD").").(Of course we will own it, what is the point of renting it if you have to rent it all the time.) (Of course we will own it, what if it was all out at the video rental store?)(We are kidding ourselves it would never be out at the rental store, we bet after a few weeks they would just give us their copy because no one else rented it.) (OH, we are looking forward to our free copy of AGH The Movie.) (This day can't come too soon.) (Year One comes out this weekend, almost as exciting as this, but not quite, could anything really be?) (We thought this could be the best thing ever, but we are about to take a hot shower, and we know it is hot because we have felt it, so we are going with this being a close second.)(I think it's a close tie as long as we get hot showers right before we see it and drink a lot right before as well and I mean a lot.)(Is it almost time to start this over? I can't decide.)(I think today is the day, we should erase this whole thing until we have a proper release date and get a the countdown started that it so rightly deserves.)(Oh, but I will miss it when its gone)
SPORTS OF TOMORROW:
      Here's a real sport for you, ESPN is playing Track and Field. It's the U.S. Outdoor Championships. That's it, just that.
AND NOW FOR TV:                         
7:00 MTN/ 8:00 EST
     AN ALL NEW SAMATHA WHO?!!!!! I am going to miss this show when it's gone. I hate ABC right now. The only time we watch it is to see the final epsiodes of our favorite shows. It's mean is what it is. Tonight we finally get to see the episode where Sam goes on a date with a rock star.
     On Rivermonsters we are dealing with Sharks in fresh water and how far they can go and still survive.
7:30 MTN/ 8:30 EST
     They are now burning off episodes of In the Motherhood. Not so upset about this, tonight Jane's kids are bonding with Shep.
8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST
    So You Think That You Can Dance is telling two people that they can not dance tonight and is sending them home.
    They are searching for a legendary creature on the second hour of Rivermonsters.
    True Life on MTV is all about young people who have twins. I like that this subject is up there with drinking to much, being an addict and having anger management issues.
    Burn Notice has Michael infiltrating a gang to befriend a low level member. He is also still being investigated by the cop lady for exploding things all over town.
8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST 
     I got nothing.
9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST
     The Listener is still new and tonight he is chasing a boy who escaped a gang beating and he is going to do it be listening. We didn't get this show. We thought he read minds but it just didn't work.
      16 and Pregnant is on and tonight they are focusing on a girl who likes to party with her immature boyfriend so they decide the best course of action is to move in together.
      Royal Pains is ALL NEW!!!!! Tonight Hank helps a chef who is really cold. That is what I got from the clip she is really really cold.  
TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:
      The Dish (my new favorite show) and Tosh.0 are both new some time today.
       Shia Labeouf is on Jimmy Kimmel
       Oprah has teens facing their weight issues tomorrow.
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To unsubscribe, it is Royal Pains day, why don't you ask me after I have seen it. By the way because Pendi had to go to work today and then had to stay until one she probably won't get a nap so I will probably not get to see it until tomorrow and I have to work all day so make that tomorrow night and by then I will probably not remember.
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