OPENING STATEMENTS:

     Sorry about yesterday, Subscribers. We forgot we had to get up early and go to work; we are going to try and do better. Today is a new day, and hopefully, fingers crossed, it will be a good one. Although the dog ate the only bra I had and now I have to work in a trip to the store. I hate the dog. We leave to go to the comedy show at 1:30 so hopefully we have enough time to get there. But whatever happens we have promised ourselves we are going to do what the old guy at the Walmart in ....Ohio.... always told us to do and we expect the same of you, enjoy your adventures.        

SPORTS OF TOMORROW:

     The World Series will be doing the 7^th game, maybe, we have been trying to figure out if anyone has won or if anyone is winning but we can’t seem to figure it out. Every time we think we are going to find out we miss it. There is some NBA basketball, the Cavaliers, doesn’t cavalier mean that you don’t really care. Why would you name you team that? They are playing the Bulls, and you should never be cavalier around a bull, if that is what cavalier means, it may very well mean that you are of strong will and persistence, in that case we would be wrong, but either way I think we need a dictionary.

NOW FOR TV:

7:00 MTN/8:00 EST

     The New Adventures of Old Whatever, someone might get a date tonight, but then their date will find out they are on this show and leave them sitting alone at a table set for two.

     ..America..’s Next Top Model, they are in ....Hawaii....….modeling. Not a whole lot happens on this show.

     Hank is on, Tilly has a habit that bothers Hank, oh the differences between men and women, will the hilarity never end.

7:30 MTN/8:30 EST

      Gary Unmarried is on for some reason and ....Gary.... will try to handle two jobs and to that we say suck it up.

     The Middle, Axel is going to break the front door.

8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST

     Criminal Minds is after a serial killer who removes people’s eyes and that is just gross. No one needs to see that.

     Law and Order: SVU has some kids being murdered.

     Ghost Hunters has a special guest, you wish it was a ghost, they never have those, but tonight we have Eddie McClintock from Warehouse 13. We guess that is as good as a ghost, but it isn’t as good as Meatloaf.

     Modern Family, WE LOVE THIS SHOW! Manny is taking up fencing and it will be so nice, because it is always nice.

8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST

     ....Cougar.. ..Town.... and we love this show too, Grayson makes a bet with Jules.

9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST

     CSI:NY is on, they are probing a food sploshing party, what the hell is a food sploshing party? Unless sploshing is some new hip slang for eating we want no part in that, especially if it means a probing.

     Destination Truth, we are looking for a yeti, number one rule is when you do find him make sure you sneak up on him and scare him so that he drops his attaché case, that way you can open it and find his appointment book, then you will always know where he is.

     Eastwick is on and we are going to watch this show one day.

TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:

     Joshua Jackson is on Kimmel.

     Amy Poehler is on Conan

     Steven Fry is on Craig, we love his tweets.

To unsubscribe, we are busy enjoying our adventures, and we would not enjoy that so we can’t allow that.

OPENING STATEMENTS:

     HALLOWEEN IS OVER!!! And we have to thank all our family and friends for the pictures they sent us on our cell phones as we were at work all night and would have received the real time photos, OH HOLD ON, WE DIDN’T GET ANY! So get us some pictures because we want to see them. That is all we got, we were at work all weekend and now have to get ready to go to school early….again. We hate school. Oh we also need a name for our cat. We had one but we hate it, we were thinking Anne Frank since we have to hide it from our landlord, but we feel that might be too offensive.

SPORTS OF TOMORROW:

     ..Bowling Green.. is at ..Buffalo.., we don’t know which ..Bowling Green.., ..Ohio.. or ..Kentucky.., either way it is college football and it is fake, plus they are playing ..Buffalo.., nothing beats a ..Buffalo.., maybe moose or a badger, but probably not, ....Buffalo.... are pretty tough.

NOW FOR TV:

7:00 MTN/8:00 EST

     Dancing with the Stars is two hours of not very good TV.

     One Tree Hill has the boys heading out to go on a male bonding camping trip. That is going to get awkward. You know, when the dance starts, I guess it won’t be too bad until a slow song comes on though.

     Heroes is on, we thought the show was too hard to watch, but it is far worse to read, we are traveling 3 years back to find out what happens 7 years in the future and there is someone named Charlie.

     How I Met Your Mother has Robin and Barney fighting but we think it will turn out alright because we are setting up for sweeps.

7:30 MTN/8:30 EST

      Accidently On Purpose, we managed to see all these, but our DVR erased all our Ditry Sexy Money’s, OH JOY! But let’s face it, we don’t watch this show for the dialogue or plot.

8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST

     Trauma, we erased this one long ago, but we wish we hadn’t as a wedding at sea goes horribly wrong, if someone had told us a giant squid was going to attack a wedding at sea we would have made more of an effort, alright there is no giant squid, probably just some bad shrimp, but we would have watched if there was a giant squid, that was just a friendly reminder to the writers of this show.

     Gossip Girl, this is a show we never get to see, apparently Jimmy Fallon was there. Oh well, them is the breaks.

     Two and a Half Men, Charlie throws Alan out of the house, it could have erased these too, plus side you don’t need to know what happened on the last episode on this show usually, that is why old people like it, they can’t remember.

     Greek, Pishy thinks this is just an update on what on DVR has erased because that is the only descriptions she is giving me, she claims it is because it is the only thing she knows about the shows.  

8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST

     Big Bang Theory has Leonard learning about football. NOW SHE IS BLAMING JONAS FOR THE ERASING!!! Oh, if someone needs a Pishy, you can have mine, we DO NOT BLAME JONAS!!!

9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST

     CSI: ....Miami...., a groom goes missing so they have to recreate a bachelor party to solve the case and Horatio will say “Is it a coincidence that the strippers name was Justice?” PAUSE, lowers sunglasses and says “I think not….and justice”

     Castle finds an up and coming rock star dead and it is staged like her video.

TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:

     Nothing, what’s the point we won’t ever get to see it.

To unsubscribe, we won’t get to see this either.

OPENING STATEMENTS:

     Sorry bout the inconsistency of this pile of whatever, we promise to do better, but frankly you are in trouble Subscribers. WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME HOW AWESOME IT WAS NOT TO GET UP AT 3 IN THE MORNING? I can see color again. OH ALSO, we are finally going to celebrate our birthday! We got tickets to see The Sklar Brothers in the city BY OURSELVES!! We our going to ride the train in and we may even have to ride the subway, look how brave we are. It’s for their new Comedy Central special, just another thing we can add to our imdb profile.

SPORTS OF TOMORROW:

     There is some golf, the World Match Play Championship, that doesn’t even make any sense. College football, ..West Virginia.. and ..South Florida.., it’s a good thing those are fake places because this is a fake game.

NOW FOR TV:

7:00 MTN/8:00 EST

     Flash Forward, wish I watched this show, but the other DVR crapped out and we lost everything, EVERYTHING, including Fringe and Walter is my boyfriend, ANGRY!!

     Survivor is a show we wish we had recorded on the other DVR because we wouldn’t be upset if it were gone, NEW PLAN, we only record things we hate in case the DVR breaks.

      Vampire Diaries, WE NEVER GET TO SEE THIS SHOW AND IT IS OUR FAVORITE!! Damon confronts Bonnie about her psychic ability.

     Community, Jeff will woo his teacher. This show is nice, we are enjoying the plethora of nice sitcoms this season.

7:30 MTN/8:30 EST

      Parks and Recreation, a teen vandal torments Leslie and for some reason Pishy thinks that this will be hilarious, nay, she KNOWS this will be hilarious.

8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST

     Grey’s Anatomy, blah, blah, blah, whine, whine, whine, something about spines, and patients getting in the way of our relationship.

     CSI: Original Recipe, blah, blah, blah, whine, whine, whine, something about dead people and a coach.

     The Office is celebrating Halloween and also the webisode is celebrating Halloween and it was directed by Mindy Kaling and she and the secretary start a band and sing a song about Ryan and we may actually have to try and see this one.

8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST

      30 Rock, Liz is still looking for the new cast member.

 9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST

     The Mentalist is on, whine, whine, something about a dead guy and the things that I noticed.

     Private Practice, Violet has to testify tonight so that will be sad.

     Supernatural returns, everyone loves this show.

TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:

     It’s Always Sunny in ....Philadelphia.... is on along with Tosh 2.0 and we are going to watch The League, not because we love sports, but because the commercials make us laugh.

To unsubscribe, we are going to be at work, if you want to unsubscribe you will have to come there and try to cram yourself into the tiniest costume you can find, which means half of New York State has already unsubscribed.

OPENING STATEMENTS:

     SUBSCRIBERS, IT’S PENDI! Pishy is here too, but I am the one you have missed, mostly because I was not here for 6 weeks, but also because I am your favorite. Anyway, I have survived. WE HAD SO MUCH FUN THIS WEEKEND!! Mostly we ate, but we can’t complain about that because it was all so delicious. AND WE RODE THE SUBWAY AND HAD TO CHANGE TRAINS AND DIDN’T GET LOST NOT EVEN ONCE!! We were pretty proud. So thank you Puck and Damon for coming over and having fun, it was a good weekend, also thank you for leaving so many beverages, we do not know what to drink first.

SPORTS OF TOMORROW:

     There is basketball, the Hornets and the Spurs, we say Hornets, they are far more organized and all spurs can do is piss off horses, and if you have ever pissed off a horse you know that is never a good thing. Then we have the Jazz and the Nuggets and we give it to the Nuggets because Jazz is never good. Also the World Series starts tomorrow, which sucks because there is no way one team can sweep it before Glee is supposed to be on so that I can watch Glee, but we guess missing one week is ok, but whoever wins tomorrow night better winfor the next 3 so that we can have our show back.

NOW FOR TV:

7:00 MTN/8:00 EST

     It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown is on and there is a bonus cartoon in it which is call “You’re Not Elected, Charlie Brown” and we aren’t sure why they would play this.

     So You Think You Can Dance is on for two freaking hours and we think maybe the first game of the World Series can happen tonight.

     The Biggest Loser finally got to sleep in, and really that is a jab at both of us, so we aren’t sure who that is aimed at.

7:30 MTN/8:30 EST

     We have nothing, both for the hour and in life.

8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST

     Dancing with the Stars results show, there is far too much dancing on TV if you ask us.

     On Dirty Jobs Mike is learning how to milk and care for Dromedary camels and we might have to find a time to watch this.

     18 Kids and Counting is new but we do not know what they are up to, both in activity and number of children.

8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST

      Still nothing, again for the hour and in life, what did you expect? Things don’t change in an hour.

 9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST

     The Forgotten is new, we think, a dog sits on a grave, it says a stray dog, but we are pretty sure it is the dead person’s dog, which will probably lead us to who it is.

     Ghost Lab is probing a tattoo parlor and a bed and breakfast.

TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:

     Mike Rowe is on Bonnie Hunt tomorrow, so we are going to watch that.

To unsubscribe, we are fairly sure today is the day the original Lucky returns to ....General.. ..Hospital...., it’s a pretty exciting day. Don’t you want to hear about how exciting it is tomorrow?

OPENING STATEMENTS:

     The kitten is eating solid foods! That makes life just a little easier, now if only he would gain like ten pounds so he can play with the dog with out supervision, I could actually get something done. Today is Tuesday so we have to close but it’s our last ....Party.. ..City.... shift for the week and we can finally relax for a few days.

COUNTDOWN TO IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY:

     We have 2 days until It’s Always Sunny is on and do you know what that means? 2 DAYS UNTIL PUCK GETS HERE. We got the kitten on solid food and Pendi’s last day at Target is Thursday. I think we are all set.

SPORTS OF TOMORROW:

      Golf, it’s the PGA Grand Slam, you know that makes golf sound really exciting at first because it sounds like they hit the ball really, really hard. Then I remember that it’s old people so they are probably talking more about the Grand Slam breakfast at Denny’s, old people love Dennys.

7:00 MTN/8:00 EST

     Shark Tank is having its season finale tonight and they are looking at bobbleheads, which I am pretty sure were already invented.

     Biggest Loser doesn’t get to leave Target until noon.

     90210 is a show we do not get to watch anymore. Sasha is revealing secrets which would upset me if I knew who that was.

     NCIS IS ALL NEW!!!! IT’S THE HALLOWEEN EPISODE!!!! A marine that pulls pranks is found dead in the driveway.    

7:30 MTN/8:30 EST

     Nothing. I am watching Eastwick right now, it has the best cast ever. I need Pendi, I don’t know who that one guys is.

8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST

     Dancing With the Stars is having it’s results show so someone is going home.

     NCIS: LA is trying to be as good as the original and failing. There is a defense contractor who died.

     ..

8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST

      Nothing.

 9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST

     The Forgotten is dealing with a stray dog who sits over his owners grave.

     The Good Wife has a train crash to deal with.

     Ghost Lab, I forgot I have that other ghost show on the other TV. Is it Thursday yet? I want it to be Thursday.  

TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:

     It’s a rerun of Jimmy Fallon but it’s a Seth Meyers episode and those are my favorites.

To unsubscribe, we are actually going to do something this weekend, we are going to leave the house and interact with people we know and not people trying to shove themselves into tiny costumes, you don’t want to miss that do you?

OPENING STATEMENTS:

      Have we really only had this kitten for three days? It seems like so much longer. I won’t put all of Mac’s shampoo ideas in here but I just wanted to mention that I really want a shampunge. I will try to put the rest in tomorrow. Pendi only has two more shifts at Target after today, we are totally going to watch TV to celebrate. We are now on our 2^nd DVR and that thing is filling up fast.

COUNTDOWN TO IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY:

     We have 3 days until It’s Always Sunny is on and do you know what that means? 3 DAYS UNTIL PUCK GETS HERE. We have our plans all laid out, the trees are all going to be orange and yellow, someone we know to talk to and we are going to finally get a freakin’ day off. You have no idea how excited we are.

SPORTS OF TOMORROW:

      Penguins versus the Blues in hockey. They should have to dress like what they are called. I want to see a bunch of penguins playing hockey like in nature (yes in my head penguins play hockey, just like horses play polo, it’s just that they are better at polo so they play it in public.)

7:00 MTN/8:00 EST

     Dancing With the Stars is another two hours long.

     One Tree Hill, Nathan learns his endorsement deals are at risk. I assume these are the companies that back his dancing, he is going to have to have dance then dance like the dickens to keep them.

      Heroes has Samuel giving Sylar some guidance. I don’t know what to write in the newsletter anymore, I have been doing this alone for so long.

      House is treating a detective that has a family history of heart issues but he has no symptoms.

      How I Met Your Mother is new and doesn’t say what is going on but that is OK because I have not seen it I wouldn’t know what was going on anyway.

7:30 MTN/8:30 EST

     Accidentally on Purpose has Billie and Zack having their first big fight.

8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST

     Trauma has an explosion at a restaurant and Rabbit is stuck on a bad flight. This show didn’t even make it to second DVR.

     Lie to Me, some guys attempt to clear his name puts the team in danger, because he is a big old liar.

     Gossip Girl is all new and Vanessa and Blair are in competition to give a freshman toast at NYU.

     Greek, Ashleigh plans a mixer but has to bribe another house into coming.

     Two and a Half Men, is this show still on? I remember when I used to enjoy it, now it just sits on the DVR, unwatched.

8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST

      The Big Bang Theory, that’s it, I’m not going anywhere anymore, first I am going to sleep for about 18 hours and then I am going to watch TV. I know what will really happen, I will go to class and work and the fifteen other billion things I must do and not watch TV.

 9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST

     CSI: ....Miami...., a lethal outbreak is linked to poor farming practices and Horatio will say, “If only they were cultivating justice.”

     Extreme Paranormal is a new show on A&E, it involves ghost hunters who provoke spirits. The way you can tell the difference between this show and the others is in this show they run into things in the dark yelling things, in the other shows they just run into things in the dark.

     Castle is a show I would like to watch, ....tonight.. ..Castle.... is considering a job change as they investigate a women found in a manhole.

TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:

     I got nothing.

To unsubscribe, I have a few things that need to be done, give me a call, I will give you a list, you do the list, and then we will discuss how you will still get the newsletter.

OPENING STATEMENTS:

       I was going to just go on about how sorry we were and then give you Mac’s ideas about shampoo that made us giggle but what a difference a day makes. Yesterday was the weirdest day ever. Let’s start at yesterday morning. Right before I left for class I went into the kitchen and there was a bird stuck to the window. His face and feet were crammed in the screen. He looked dead so I had to go to class and figured I would take care of it later. I came home and he was still there, not really knowing what to do I put the curtains in front him and waited for Pendi. A few seconds after I got the curtain up I saw him flapping. I couldn’t leave him so I was trying to figure out what to do when he just flew away. Relieved and believing this was my Thursday miracle I removed the curtain only to find that HE RIPPED HIS BEAK OFF! It’s in the window, blood everywhere, it’s awful. Oh but did my day stop there, of course not.

I went to work, and that blew so no change there but then we got home. Pendi went to take a shower and I went to take the dog out and get ready for bed. Pendi then yelled for me to check for the cats so I did. In the process I heard why she was concerned. There was a kitten somewhere, it sounded like it was under the house and we were not going to sleep as long as it was crying. In 20 degree weather with two inches of snow, in my work clothes, at eleven o’clock at night we went outside to find it. We found the holes in the side of the house and called him. I got stuck in a bush. He would follow our voices but wouldn’t come out so we had to open the dreaded crawl space that lead under the house. We called him, he was right there somewhere. I had to man up and I went under the house with all the spider webs. I went pretty far back when this fluffy little orange thing came out of the darkness but he wouldn’t come close enough. I had to go into the part where I had to stay flat on my stomach and grab him, but then I dropped the flashlight. So here I was in total cave darkness with a kitten in one hand and a flashlight about a foot away in a hole. Once again I had to man up and stick my hand in the hole. I then emerged triumphant to hand Pendi one of the cutest things I have ever seen. Yesterday was stupid, my feet our still cold and now I have to write this with a very small kitten on my neck.     

COUNTDOWN TO IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY:

       It’s -1 day for It’s Always Sunny, cause we missed it. 6 DAYS UNTIL PUCK IS HERE!!!!!! We have so many plans and we just hope that the weather calms down.

SPORTS OF TOMORROW:

      There is college football and the Playstation Pro Dew Tour. Are they really playing video games? I would watch that. I hate watching people play video games but I think I would want to watch people comment on people watching video games.

7:00 MTN/8:00 EST

      Supernanny is dealing with a stepfather and his step-daughter who are forcing mom to take sides.

     Ghost Whisperer is taking place in a hospital morgue. It involves a ghost surgeon who is reliving a failed surgery.

     Law and Order is dealing with an affair that involves a women with ten adopted kids. I guess the ....high point.... is no one is dead.

7:30 MTN/8:30 EST

     Nothing.

8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST

      Medium is doing medium type things, it doesn’t say.

      UGLY BETTY STARTS TONIGHT!!! Oh I can’t do it you guys, the season finale nearly killed me, I was depressed for a week. Daniel must deal with the loss of his wife and the loss of his assistant because Betty got promoted and I can’t even talk about his wife.

    Monk has Natalie planning a surprise for Monk, I want to know what it is, I just want to watch Monk, I just want to watch anything.

8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST

      Nothing.

 9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST

     Numbers, this is impossible to write with a kitten on my shoulder and a puppy trying to sit with it on my shoulder. Alright, the math goes like this:

            One leaked movie script x a deranged killer +the Epps Brother= Justice

                       Larry taking off on an adventure       

     Psych is having its fall finale and SHAWN IS IN TROUBLE. I don’t want to go to work, I want to stay home curled up with the dog and the kitten and watch this. 

TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:

      Eddie Izzard is on Fallon.

SATURDAY:

      Robin Hood has Prince John is visiting ..Nottingham...

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY:

      The Simpsons is having it’s Halloween special.

      Brothers and Sisters, Sarah returns from ....France.... with stories of romance.

      Three Rivers, oh snap you guys I forgot this show last week. I don’t think we missed anything important. There is something about a police officer.

To unsubscribe, if you try to unsubscribe all you will get is a cute picture of a kitten so I guess if that is your goal then by all means unsubscribe.

OPENING STATEMENTS:

       We have our first class assignment for you guys so you have to participate. You can comment on myspace, email us or we are on twitter at pendiandpishy. When shopping for shampoo is there a type that you want that is not on the market? Or is there something you look for that is hard to find? It’s for advertising we have to come up with a new shampoo concept for an ad.

      While you think about that I forgot to tell you the best part of Sunday. We had to close again on Saturday and go to work at 6 Sunday morning so we were very tired and Pendi got dressed in the dark. When we got to work we got out of the car and she said “my phone won’t go into my pocket my pants must be on crooked.” It was another hour and a half before she realized her pants were on backwards (this was not the first time). Her belt was even on backwards, she didn’t un-buckle it, which kind of makes it pointless to wear a belt. She had to go turn them around and I almost fell off the ladder I was laughing so hard.

COUNTDOWN TO IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY:

       It is 2 days until It’s Always Sunny, still haven’t seen it. IT’S ONLY 8 DAYS UNTIL PUCK IS HERE!!!!! SO MUCH TO DO!!!!

SPORTS OF TOMORROW:

      They are announcing the NASCAR Hall of Fame stuff tomorrow. The World Cup Qualifying Soccer games are on. ..Austria.. and ..France.. are playing and ..Costa Rica.. and the ....U.S..... are going up against each other.

7:00 MTN/8:00 EST

      Hell’s Kitchen is on for two hours, I think I am just going to watch this instead of going to Ethics class, it’s an hour shorter and they bleep the swearing so I think it would go better.

     The Biggest Loser is still at Target, we have to go to the PC later today so she is coming to get me and then the rest of our day is ruined.

     Shark Tank has people pitching clothing lines and arcades and stuff. I like Tuesdays, it’s the night where they put most of the TV I don’t want to watch.

      90210 has Silver and Kelly dealing with Mom, like always. This is a show I would like to watch but instead I get to record it.

      NCIS IS ALL NEW!!!!!! We have to deal what happened to Ziva, we don’t want to do that.

7:30 MTN/8:30 EST

      Nothing.      

8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST

      Dancing With the Stars is doing a results show.

      NCIS: LA is doing something that doesn’t involve the people on NCIS so no one cares.

     ..

     Over on Dirty Jobs Mike is cleaning high rise windows in ....Honolulu.....

8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST

      Nothing.

 9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST

      The Forgotten and The Good Wife are both on and all new.

       Ghost Lab is in ....Tombstone.. ..Arizona.... so there is that.

TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:

       Eddie Izzard is on Conan

       Aziz Ansari is on Letterman

       Andy Samberg is on Fallon

To unsubscribe, if you come up with a good shampoo idea we will discuss it.

OPENING STATEMENTS:

       The dog is pink you guys. I went to take a shower this morning and he was black and white, when I came out his feet and little moustache were pick. He ate a highlighter. I was going to get his hair cut next week but now I am too embarrassed to take my pink dog to anyone. Then again the world has gone crazy, today my dog is pink and yesterday Pendi was dressed as a penguin. We went to work and I reluctantly put on my stupid Indian headdress and Elton John glasses and danced to the YMCA while taking costume orders so when I couldn’t take it anymore she said she would switch me if she could wear the penguin costume. I really hate putting on hats so the rest is history and as soon as I get to a place to send the pictures to the e-mail they will be on facebook and myspace.

COUNTDOWN TO IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY:

       It is 3 days until It’s Always Sunny, we do not have our favorite parts yet because we have not seen it yet. IT’S ONLY 9 DAYS UNTIL PUCK IS HERE!!!!! SO CLOSE YET SO FAR AWAY!!!!     

SPORTS OF TOMORROW:

        The FIFA U-20 is still going and it’s the semifinals. The Red Wings and the Sabres are playing hockey.

7:00 MTN/8:00 EST

      Dancing With The Stars is another two hours long.

      On One Tree Hill Millicent is going to start her new job and Haley is going to get some unwanted media attention, it probably has something to do with all the dances they still have.

      Heroes is all new, Samuel is preparing to expand his family, I don’t even know who that is.

       House has a teen with unexplained stomach pain, the patient’s father believes it’s  karmic, I think everything should be diagnosed as karmic it would save a lot of time and maybe people wouldn’t throw things around in a Halloween store as if the stuff belonged on the floor.

       How I Met Your Mother, Robin and Barney start to feel crowded.  

7:30 MTN/8:30 EST

       Accidentally on Purpose, I know I need to stop watching this show but I love Jon Foster and what’s- her- face (not Jenna Elfman but I can’t remember her name at this very moment), it’s not their fault the show isn’t fantastic.

 8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST

       Lie To Me goes a little something like this, “You’ve committed a crime”, “I have not”, “Your lying”, “Oh sad I am, how did you know.” “Your eyes are blue which makes you lie.” The End.

       Trauma is all new and someone is going on a shooting spree, I never got to see this show but I had to erase it because there is no time in the day.

       On Gossip Girl we are pushing up Rufus and Lily’s wedding date.

       Two and a Half Men, can you believe I watched Ghost Lab over this? It is poor decision making skills like this that have gotten me where I am today. Alan is going to work for his mom tonight and we love their mom she is the best.

        Greek, the boys are headed to a sci-fi convention, I was actually looking forward to this episode, too bad I am a season and a half behind.  

8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST

        The Big Bang Theory, why do I still write this? It just gets me depressed to write about things I will never see. Raj has to find a new job, I need a new job too, one where I don’t have to work every night and all weekend, do you know when fun stuff happens? At night and on the weekends apparently but I will never find that out. 

 9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST

     Castle has someone who was murdered on a polar exploration and the killer is gonna get a tricky with escaping. I am sure there will be funny things said and clever remarks that I will never see.

      CSI: ..MIAMI.. is all new and tonight a hated ....Miami.... investor is murdered after he loses a bunch of people’s money and Horatio will say “Oh well.” Ok that would be mean he will not say that he will say “You may have lost your money, he may have lost his life, but we have never lost justice.” 

TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:

       Penn Badgely is on Fallon

To unsubscribe, well I am going to go with giving me the best way to make the dog not pink. His little walrus feet look ridiculous. You can also find me a new job where making myself look like an idiot in front of people who already treat me like an idiot is not a requirement.

OPENING STATEMENTS:

       I have three pieces of good news, I know that is rare but we take it when we get it.

1. Pendi fell asleep during Glee last night which means, I GET TO WATCH IT TWICE. Not good news for you but great news for me.

2. Today is Thursday and that is always good news and Pam and Jim are getting married tonight.

3. JONATHAN JACKSON IS RETURNING TO ....GENERAL.. ..HOSPITAL..... After ten years we get Lucky back. We have been through three others and it just hasn’t been the same, October 27^th will be the best day ever.

COUNTDOWN TO IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY:

      It’s Always Sunny is on tonight and then it is exactly two weeks until Puck gets here. Just think in 14 days at this time I will be waiting for Pendi to get home from work and cleaning the house and then we are off to get Puck that afternoon.

SPORTS OF TOMORROW:

       There is more of the FIFA U-20 Soccer game and more of the Presidents Cup golf.

7:00 MTN/8:00 EST

      Survivor: ..Samoa.. is doing stuff and voting people off.

      Bones is at a block party and they find, well, they find bones because that is the point of the show.

      Flashforward is on and now we have brought Nazi’s into the mix, I am excited to watch this show someday.

     When ever we get an hour to watch TV I am ashamed to say when I get to the list of shows I always choose The Vampire Diaries. Stefan starts to reveal parts of his past to Elena, and then his brother will show up and probably eat someone.

      Community is all new and always so nice. Senor Chang is trying to find a cheater.  

7:30 MTN/8:30 EST

      Parks and Recreation has Leslie going on a practice date.

 8:00 MTN/ 9:00 EST

      CSI:CSI new and there is some robbing of a casino and then it ends in death.

      Grey’s Anatomy, someone’s liver is failing and then Izzie is relating to patients and we all no how that ends, she usually loves them and then they die.

      Skins, Effy is going to run away with Cook.

      Fringe, I record this show religiously and when I get the swine flu which is going to happen, I can’t stop it not between school and a retail job, I will watch it. They are dealing with a shape shifter case.

       Supernatural, I haven’t seen the last ten minutes of last week, I know that sounds ridiculous but we just couldn’t swing it. Anyway Paris Hilton guest stars tonight because two teens claim one of them was kidnapped by her.

      THE OFFICE!!!! PAM AND JIM ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!!! AND THE COMMERCIAL MAKES ME CRY!!!! We are pretty excited.

8:30 MTN/ 9:30 EST

      JIM AND PAM ARE GETTING MARRIED WHAT ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING FOR, SO NOTHING.

9:00 MTN/ 10:00 EST

     The Mentalist, BOO.

     PRIVATE PRACTICE IS ALL NEW!!!! It’s ok everyone, Violet and the baby are alive. Violet is upset over the attack and no one can help her because she is the psychologist so she would have to help her self.

TV THAT I DON’T KNOW WHEN IT IS ON:

       I really got nothing.

To unsubscribe, the swine flu sounds good, let’s do that and the day of Fringe instead of work and school.