Hi.

I am going to San Francisco to tape the 2nd season of “Important Things” in front of a live studio audience.

The dates are November 19, 20, 21.

To get free tickets:

http://thisisthesiteforimportantthingsinsanfrancisco.com/

http://www.ocatv.com/shows/show/276

I hope you are doing well.

Demetri.

hi.

i am going to do stand-up like so:

7/25 san diego, ca --- spreckles theatre (7pm & 10pm)
8/15 denver, co --- ellie caulkins opera house
8/16 omaha, ne --- civic center music hall (7:30pm)
8/22 seattle, wa --- moore theatre
8/23 portland, or --- newmark theatre (7pm)
8/30 anaheim, ca --- grove theare (8pm)

tickets for some of these shows are going on presale now.

the password is PERSON

i hope you are doing well.

i am good and excited to do these shows, because i have new jokes and pants.

bye.

demetri.

hi.

i am not on twitter.

someone is impersonating me.

so sad.

demetri.

hi.

the second episode of "Important Things with Demetri Martin" airs.....

TONIGHT

on comedy central at 10:30/9:30c.

it should be a good episode.

tell anyone who cares...

thanks.

demetri.



unrelated drawing:

( <--- boomerang or toenail.

to all of you who watched the premiere of the show.

and thank you so much for your support and encouragement.

and special thanks to all of you who took the time to put up a flyer or two.

i really, really appreciate all of it.

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(THANKS)



(seriously.)

hi.

the tv series i'm in starts on february 11. it's on comedy central.

i made some flyers for it - so the show can get like a hundred million viewers or something.

if you have any time and scotch tape and you feel like it, you can click on one of these links and print out a flyer (each one employs a different marketing strategy).


then, just tape it up somewhere.

thanks for reading this and/or putting up a flyer.

i hope you are doing well.

take care.

demetri.

30 minutes is 1/2 of an hour or 1/48 of a day or 1/shitload of all existence
30 seconds on a treadmill feels longer than
30 hours in a really comfortable mill
30 milliseconds from now is already over
30 decades ago there was way more bad breath
30 aunts at a picnic is better than
30 ants at a picnic
30 years from now people will probably wear more shiny fabrics
30 weeks since i had that giant sandwich
30 fortnights is 60 weeks
30 light years is fucking far
30 dark years is not as fucking far but kind of a bummer
30 letters in this line - i am pretty sure
30 steps from here to my door
30 days until a very new tv series starts*

*it's called "important things with demetri martin"
on comedy central - february 11 at 10:30pm

30 ..............................dots

&y & C&y
8 some c&y
& drank some br&y
on the beach
it was s&y
they held h&s
& talked about b&s
& made plans
it was not bl&
in fact it was saucy and r&y
&
fine & d&y
& s&y 4 &y & C&y