Swine flu worry: US advises against Mexico trips

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Saturday, September 19, 2009

My Medical Marihuana is kicking in (lol)
Current mood:

adventurous
Category: Life

My Medical Marihuana is kicking in (lol) , so I'm Downloading While High (DWH) and
I'm reminiscing about the past! Listening to the best of the 80's CD. Don't act like
you haven't done it!!! If you haven't, you need to. ...

- Duran Duran - Hungry Like a Wolf, Wild Boys
- Frankie Goes to Hollywood - RELAX
- Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall
- Prince - Little Red Corvette, 1999, Erotic City
- REO Speedwagon - I can't fight this feeling
- Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence
- Queen - Best of Times, We Will Rock You
- Chicago - You're my Inspiration
- Foreigner - Jukebox Hero
- Styx - Babe, Mr. Roboto
- Easy E - Eazy Duz It
- New Edition - Lost In Love, Mr. Telephone Man
- Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen
- A-Ha - Take On Me
- Tommy Tutone - 867-5309 Jenny
- Billy Idol - White Wedding, Eyes Without a Face
- Rick James - Super Freak

I have put my past in a jar many years ago and sealed it up. Many of the memories
were painful. But now as a comedian... I see that I have to deal with my past, like
Kevin Bacon, did in Flat-liners.

"Don't be afraid of change...
I will show you the world without rules and controls,
without boundaries, where everything is possible!" - Neo (Matrix)
Keep It Real and....
©KEEP IT SQUISHY

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Thursday, July 30, 2009

Squishy Man is in Roswell, NM (Anyone see the TV Series?)
Current mood:

adventurous
Category: Travel and Places

Squishy just got into Roswell, New Mexico.
I can't believe I actually saw some Aliens.
Not from Space.. but from Mexico.

This was a hard picture to take since it was in the middle of a 4 lane highway!

FYI: This is the only Roswell sign
coming into the city. It's on the median
of a 4 lane road. I had to take a U-turn,
Park... run across traffic.
(I felt like frogger)

Currently watching:
Roswell - Seasons 1-3
Release date: 2008-04-29

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Monday, July 27, 2009

Squishy Tour heads down to Texas & New Mexico... (Border Jokes)
Current mood:

artistic
Category: News and Politics

Last Year, it was reported that, approximately, 1 Million illegal
immigrants crossed the US/Mexico Border annually.

THINK??? If that was 1 million "GERMANS CROSSING THE BORDER"
wouldn't we call that an invasion?

However, since it was Mexicans.. we just called it "FREE LABOR."

2008, Congress proposed building a 2,000 mile Wall on the US/Mexico
Border. Reports suggest that the Border Wall would cost roughly
$500 million and would take roughly 7 years to complete. That is a
waste of tax payers dollars.

I have a better idea and cheaper idea. Get (2) Bar Code Scanners for
$100 then take one scanner to Brownsville, TX (southeastern part of
the US/Mexican Border) and take the other scanner to San Diego, CA
(southwestern part of the US/Mexican Border)... and aim them at
each other.

Sure, this isn't going to stop the roughly 1 million illegal immigrants..
neither will a wall. However, for only $100 we can get a "MORE ACCURATE COUNT."

"Don't be afraid of change...
I will show you the world without rules and controls,
without boundaries, where everything is possible!" - Neo (Matrix)
Keep It Real and....
©KEEP IT SQUISHY

Currently watching:
The Facts of Life - The Complete First & Second Seasons
Release date: 2006-05-09

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

OMG - Sam's Club Gives Kids Candy In Pill Bottles...!
Current mood:

artistic
Category: News and Politics

Sam's Club Gives Kids Candy In Pill Bottles
by Sandy Maple Jun 30th 2009 3:00PM

Sams' Club is a membership store and has a checkpoint at the entry
where shoppers must show their identification before entering. But at this
particular store, employees weren't just checking member cards, they were
also promoting the in-store pharmacy by giving children prescription
medicine bottles filled with candy.

That's right, they stuffed Tootsie Rolls and Dots into real prescription bottles
with real prescription labels and handed them out to children. I think this takes
the prize for sending the wrong message about prescription medication.

After complaints about the promotion, Sam's Club dropped it and issued an
apology. Deeming it an "isolated incident," Sam's Club Corporate
Communications Manager Susan Koehler promised it would never happen
again.

It would seem that this was a case of a rogue pharmacy department trying to
be clever without corporate approval. But does it really take a degree in
marketing communications to recognize the sheer stupidity of this idea?

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SQUISHY'S THOUGHTS
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What happened to the good ole' days?
When we were encouraged to be just like our parents?

Remember, when it was KOOL to be like your
favorite baseball player...

Bottom line.... Pharmacies are just legal Dope Dealers competing
for your prescriptions. Why hold them to a "Higher" Standard.
We, might as well get them started young!!!

"Don't be afraid of change...
I will show you the world without rules and controls,
without boundaries, where everything is possible!" - Neo (Matrix)
Keep It Real and....
©KEEP IT SQUISHY

Currently reading:
Chocolate to Morphine: Understanding Mind-Active Drugs
By Andrew Weil

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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Suicide Rates Increasing in the United States...!
Current mood:

sad

This is a serious post....

Ocala, Florida's Newspaper

First, My heart goes out to anyone who has had to suffer after a
loved one has committed suicide.

Today's recent suicide of Comedian: Michael "Chicken" Roof
(XXX, with Vin Diesel, Black Hawk Done, and Dukes of Hazzard)

has Sparked me to look into the
Highest Suicidal Occupations in the United States.

Highest Suicidal Occupations are:
(National Suicide Prevention Statistics)

- Dentists
- Entertainers/Artists
- Psychiatrists / Social Workers / Psychologists
- Nurses
- Mathematicians/ Scientists
- Lawyers
- Professors

Suicide is a tragic and potentially preventable public health problem.
In 2000, suicide was the 11th leading cause of death in the U.S. Specifically,
10.6 out of every 100,000 persons died by suicide. The total number of
suicides was 29,350, or 1.2 percent of all deaths.

Suicide deaths outnumber homicide deaths by five to three. It has been
estimated that there may be from 8 to 25 attempted suicides per every
suicide death. The alarming numbers of suicide deaths and attempts
emphasize the need for carefully designed prevention efforts.

Suicidal behavior is complex. Some risk factors vary with age, gender, and
ethnic group and may even change over time. The risk factors for suicide
frequently occur in combination. Research has shown that more than 90
percent of people who kill themselves have depression or another diagnosable
mental or substance abuse disorder, often in combination with other mental
disorders. Also, research indicates that alterations in neurotransmitters such
as serotonin are associated with the risk for suicide. Diminished levels of this
brain chemical have been found in patients with depression, impulsive
disorders, a history of violent suicide attempts, and also in postmortem
brains of suicide victims.

Psychological case studies post-mortem show that more than 90 percent of
suicides have depression or another diagnosable mental illness or substance
abuse disorder. At particular risk are those with depression, schizophrenia,
alcohol and/or other chemical dependency, and panic disorders. In light of
the high number of depressed people in the U.S. population,
it is important to note that most depressed people are not suicidal.
However, most suicidal people are depressed. Feelings of hopelessness or that
there is no solution to a problem are found to be more predictive of suicide
risk than a diagnosis of depression per se. According to Bill Blackburn, author
of What You Should Know About Suicide, there is a very high correlation
between alcoholism and suicide, with an estimated 20 percent of all alcoholics
ending their lives by suicide. Many people who are not alcoholic drink heavily
prior to killing themselves.

Here are 12 steps to consider to beat professional stress.

1. Take better care of yourself. Don't try to fix employees, family, and friends.
2. Get involved in things that used to make you happy.
3. Avoid self-medication and abusing substances like drugs, alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, and food. Liquor and drugs reduce the perception of stress, but they don't reduce stress.
4. Be flexible. Accept that you cannot control everything.
5. Plan for stress. Set realistic goals that leave time for breaks, and limit work.
6. Learn to praise yourself and accept praise. Turn off that constant censure that always says, You should or You are never good enough.
7. Keep a sense of humor with you at all times.
8. Start thinking soulfully about what you really want out of life.
9. Take a mental health day. Dust off those golf clubs, tennis racquets, and running shoes.
10. Let people know what you want. Don't sulk or expect them to read your mind.
11. Develop an attitude of gratitude. Stop focusing on what isn't right and start counting the good things in your life.
12. When life becomes difficult and stress overwhelms you, seek professional help.

"Don't be afraid of change...
I will show you the world without rules and controls,
without boundaries, where everything is possible!" - Neo (Matrix)
Keep It Real and....
©KEEP IT SQUISHY

Links:
- "The American Psychiatric Publishing Textbook of Suicide Assessment and Management"
- National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
- National Strategy for Suicide Prevention

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Thursday, June 04, 2009

Valedictorian Ordered to Rewrite Speech (Free Speech or Censorship?)
Current mood:

frustrated
Category: News and Politics

Valedictorian ordered to rewrite speech
FREEDOM OF SPEECH? (or) CENSORSHIP?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I want to hear the thoughts of my "SQUISHY FANS"

By TONY HOLT
Hernando Today
Published: June 3, 2009
Updated: 06/03/2009 08:13 pm

SPRING HILL - Jem Lugo aimed to give a valedictorian speech that would stay with her classmates long after they shed their caps and gowns.

The 17-year-old, Harvard-bound student took the whimsical, comical route.

Lugo wanted to poke fun at what she thought were the typical, unimaginative graduation speeches. The Springstead High School senior wanted something fresh and funny for tonight's ceremony.

"I was stuck with this arduous task of extra writing to create this speech, and I decided to make this different," she wrote, thinking she would someday read it to her 434 classmates at graduation. "I'm not (going to) get up here and start spouting these crazy, incomprehensible, seven-syllable words I probably can't even pronounce. Why would I do that? … I would never, ever put you all through that pain."

She turned in her speech on March 1, and a week later her faculty advisor, Nancy Urling, summoned her to her classroom. Urling, she said, called the speech "appalling" and thought it had the tone of someone who hated her high school experience.

"I was shocked," Lugo said about her meeting with Urling. "It's not what I had expected." Lugo's intention never was to challenge authority or take a political position. She chose something unorthodox, but not for her own selfish reasons, she said. She thought she was honoring her class and giving them what they wanted.

"My classmates enjoyed my speech," said Lugo, who sent copies to her friends. "They got the inside jokes. They connected with it."

Principal Susan Duval did not. She said the speech was "too individualized" and that naming specific students and teachers would not be allowed.

"The valedictorian speech is a reflection over the past four years of a student's life," she said. "It's about what direction the class is going in the future."

She called Lugo a "very bright young lady with a bright future," but said the race for valedictorian was "very tight."

"A lot of kids could've been up there speaking," she said.

Lugo recalled Urling telling her if she did not write a more appropriate speech, someone else would be chosen.

A flabbergasted Lugo cried following her meeting with Urling. Her teachers and friends knew something was wrong. She said it's rare for people to see her cry.

"I felt slighted, disrespected," she said of Urling. "There was no right for me to be treated so rudely over something that could be solved over a nice, peaceful conversation. There was nothing in my speech that directly warranted such a reaction."

Urling refused to comment and hung up the phone on a reporter today.

After Lugo learned she was valedictorian, she searched for ideas on the Internet. She typed in a search for "best valedictorian speech ever" and clicked on the links to at least five of them, she said.

She thought they were too dull. She brainstormed a while longer and decided to go to her friends for advice.

They suggested she mention the unique characteristics of the class — from the social cliques that hang out at the "Four Corners" intersection to the high volume of videogame enthusiasts (known as "gamers").

"Do something with your life where you're able to have a steady, reliable source of income," Lugo wrote. "Gamers, I'm sorry, but farming for gold in World of Warcraft is not considered a reliable, or socially acceptable source of income."

Superintendent Wayne Alexander had not read the speech, but said the school was justified in its decision to make Lugo rewrite it.

"I can see the inappropriateness of such a speech," he said after a portion was read to him over the phone. "I can see that clearly … Graduation is a significant day in the lives of students and their families. It should be treated with the respect and significance it deserves."

Lugo has a 4.5 grade point average and said she earned an A in every class except one. She is leaning toward studying law while at Harvard, she said.

She was the school's yearbook editor and a member of the National Honors Society, marching band and National Beta Club. She was elected class president.

Friday night she will give her revised speech, but she promises it will be devoid of sincerity and emotion.

"That speech will not be my voice," she said. "That's not who I was while a student at that school. My classmates are going to know."

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So I ask everyone! Was she wrong?
Should she have to rewrite the speech?

"Don't be afraid of change...
I will show you the world without rules and controls,
without boundaries, where everything is possible!" - Neo (Matrix)
Keep It Real and....
©KEEP IT SQUISHY

Link:
Valedictorian ordered to rewrite speech

Currently reading:
Potentially Harmful: The Art of American Censorship
Release date: 2006-08-15

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

NBC's Live Interview! Squishy Can't Look Straight in the Camera!
Current mood:

artistic
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

LIVE INTERVIEW WITH "SQUISHY MAN":

Aired on Channel 27 News
Friday, March 27, 2009 @ 5:00pm

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FYI - Funny Story Why I didn't look
directly at the camera in this TV Interview...
Well, 20 mins before this interview I was "primping" in
the mirror making sure my hair was in place, etc.
Trimming my moustache when Low and behold,
I saw a nose hair!

(This isn't my nose)

I was scared it would show up on Camera.
If TV makes you look 10 pounds heavier, then it might
make my nose hair look 10 times longer.

Without thinking, I trimmed my right nostril like I had
done many times. However, this time I cut myself.
Seriously, My right Nostril was gushing like Yellowstone
Park's, "Old Faithful."

Having Type II Diabetes causes me to take other
medicines that make my blood unable to coagulate quickly.
So it's now 4:45pm, and my nose still won't stop bleeding.
Oh, My GOD!!!!!!!

So, now I'm at the TV Station with a "glob" of toilet paper
in my right nostril. The lady at the desk is all worried at
this point. She was like, "What happened?"
I started acting all frantic and I said, "Someone mugged
me. I think it was the TV Station down the street, Damn,
ABC Affiliates."

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Anyhow, by the time they got my mic on
and had me seated, my nose had barely stopped bleeding.

But the show must go on! So here is the interview.
I hope you enjoy.. now that you know the
"Behind-The Scenes" life of an entertainer!

KSNT Channel 27 (Live Interview) with Kevin "Squishy Man" Barber

Currently listening:
Jukebox Heroes: The Foreigner Anthology
By Foreigner
Release date: 2000-08-15

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Unemployed? Medical Marijuana, Inc. Begins Training Reps Today (Stock Traded: MJNA)
Current mood:

excited
Category: News and Politics

LISTEN CAREFULLY:
I'm Not here to argue... "FOR" or "AGAINST"
However, I do feel that we as citizens, have the right
to know the truth. We also, have the right to be
involved in what's happening in the, ever changing,
world around us!

WELCOME TO THE NEW WORLD!

Damn.... and the Squishy's live in Kansas City, Missouri!

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MARINA DEL REY, CA--(Marketwire - May 12, 2009) - Medical Marijuana, Inc.
(PINKSHEETS: MJNA) announced that on Saturday, May 9, 2009 MJNA began its training
program via conference calls for Master Agents that are engaged in offering the
provisional patent, tax remittance, stored value card to dispensaries and co-ops in
California and other states where medical marijuana is, or soon may be, legal. The
conference calls explain the tax remittance card in regards to how it works as a
solution for the taxing of medical marijuana and the numerous other features inherent
in this technology. Over the weekend, MJNA trained Master Agents in California, Florida,
Oklahoma, Michigan, Hawaii and Illinois.

Medical Marijuana, Inc. is now opening up these conference calls to its shareholders
and interested parties as part of a corporate policy of transparency as to how the
company is progressing in the medical marijuana industry. For anyone interested in
listening in, and asking questions on how the tax remittance card works, you can do
so any day this week at 4:20 PM California time, calling the conference call line via:
218-339-3600 PIN: 321677#.

About the Company
Medical Marijuana, Inc. is the first publicly traded company in US history to enter the
medical marijuana industry and is positioned to take advantage of opportunities as
they appear in the emerging and legal medical marijuana arena.

For further details, contact Bruce Perlowin
email bruce@medicalmarijuanainc.com
web site: Medical Marijuana, Inc.

Links:
- DEA to halt medical marijuana raids
- Obama open to limited legalization
- California's Medical Marijuana Laws
- State By State: Marijuana Laws

"Don't be afraid of change...
I will show you the world without rules and controls,
without boundaries, where everything is possible!" - Neo (Matrix)
Keep It Real and....
©KEEP IT SQUISHY

Currently listening:
Janis Joplin - Greatest Hits
By Janis Joplin
Release date: 1999-08-31

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Friday, May 01, 2009

Squishy's Performance is Sold Out..!!!!
Current mood:

excited
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

Friday May 1, 2009 9pm

Backwaters
138 N Front St
Quincy, IL 62301

SQUISHY TOUR IS SOLD-OUT TONIGHT!
Many comedians can sell-out an IMPROV in California.
However, not every comedian can sell-out in Quincy, IL.

I would like to thank all my devoted "SQUISHY" Fans in
Quincy, Illinois for their continued support!

I would also like to thank Backwaters for their continued
support as well. Sondi, the owner, is one of the best in the
business and so are the staff.

Thanks for helping me realize a dream!
See everyone tonight!

- Squishy!

Currently listening:
Erotic City
By Prince & The Revolution
Release date: 1999-02-16

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Monday, April 27, 2009

Squishy's Point-of-View on the "Swine Flu" or "Piggy Flu" :)
Current mood:

rebellious
Category: Pets and Animals

Swine flu worry: US advises
against Mexico trips

WASHINGTON – U.S. officials advised Americans against most travel to
Mexico on Monday as a swine flu virus that began there spread to the
United States and beyond. With 40 cases now reported in the U.S.,
President Barack Obama urged calm, saying there was reason for concern
but not yet "a cause for alarm."

Dr. Richard Besser, acting director of the Centers for Disease Control and
Prevention, said that so far the disease in the United States seems less
severe than the outbreak in Mexico, where more than 1,600 cases have
been reported and where the suspected death toll has climbed to 149.
No deaths have been reported in the U.S, and only one hospitalization.

"I wouldn't be overly reassured by that," Besser told reporters at CDC's
headquarters in Atlanta. He raised the possibility of more severe cases —
and deaths — in the United States.

Kevin L. Barber (Therapist Says)

As I have been saying for 10 years now. We are using too much
anti-bacterial soaps, creams, etc. We are using too many anti-biotics,
that the viruses are mutating and we aren't equipped to deal with
such an outbreak!

Now, with genetic splicing and such. You never know what kinds of
"man-made" viruses are being created. We need to be careful playing
GOD. Because there is only one GOD, and I am sure....we are not GOD!

My heart goes out to anyone who is or will be effected by this viral
outbreak. I hope the Center for Disease Control (CDC) and the World
Health Organization (WHO) are able to head-off this virus before it
becomes a global outbreak like the "Great Influenza" or "the flu of 1918"
which killed more the 50 million people.

Even if the CDC and the WHO stop this particular outbreak. You can be
assured that there will be more and more to come! Welcome to the new
world!!!!

Squishy (Comedian Says)

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:
Before you start getting all politically correct on me and
wanting to run to the ACLU or your Local Santeria Chapter.
Listen to me carefully...

Culture and Country are not the same!
I am talking about their country of origin and
not their cultural background.

so on that note...

If America can create a media blitz, where the virus
(Swine Flu) sounds so horrific, so scary...
that no Americans want to go to Mexico... THEN...

Why can't America make a media blitz, about an
"unknown virus" that only effects people we
are trying to keep out! For Instance...

Just In: Center For Disease Control (CDC)

"Seasonal Laborers Virus" This virus has been found to
reside on Oranges, Tomatoes, and Tamales.

The virus has also been found in high concentrations in the following
industries; Construction, Slaughterhouses, Chicken Facilities, and Lawn Services.

The side effects of the virus are
- inability to speak english
- constantly repeating, "no habla english"
- infertility (No puede tener hijos)

I bet once Mexicans see "Infertility" they will definitely avoid America!

Actually, I think the "Swine Flu" is an act of terrorism.
Instead of tomatoes or lettuce being infected.
Now, it's "Pigs" OMG, that means pork chops, bacon, and pork rinds!

I knew the Taliban and most of the Islamic world hates,
"Swine" but don't mess with our "Pigs." I heard yesterday
on the news, the African-American community is in an
uproar about the Swine Flu and so is Food Channel's, Paula Deen!

Lastly, This mess has to stop...The world is against us!
First, our childrens toys were contaminated by the Chinese.
Then our tomatoes and lettuce were contaminated by the Mexicans.
Now, the Middle Easterners have contaminated our pork.
When is enough... enough???

What's next?
Streptococcus in the Steroids?
Meningitis in the Marijuana?
Botchulism in the Brew?

Currently watching:
Outbreak
Release date: 1997-05-21

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

MANTRACKER ON SCIENCE CHANNEL - Tracks Human Beings!
Current mood:

artistic
Category: Life

Sometimes people don't understand my sarcasm.

They see my stories as having ill intent. This is not the case!
Hey, I guess not everybody can be freed from the "Matrix."

I am watching Science Channel...
the program is MANTRACKER!

No I didn't say "SLAVE TRACKER"
even though you were thinking that!

The Trackers Chase two "Prey."
THANK GOD.... they didn't have this when
Frederick Douglass & Harriett Tubman where Prey!

Wouldn't it be a even better TV Show... if it was
SANDTRACKERS: THE HUNT FOR OSAMA

Truth is hard to take. But easier to swallow with a cup of laughter.
If you can't laugh.. you aren't living!

"Don't be afraid of change...
I will show you the world without rules and controls,
without boundaries, where everything is possible!" - Neo (Matrix)
Keep It Real and....
©KEEP IT SQUISHY

http://www.mantracker.ca/

Currently reading:
The Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass - An American Slave
By Frederick Douglass

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

PLEASE STOP FORWARDING THIS EMAIL... Tom isn't deleting you.. but should!
Current mood:

annoyed
Category: MySpace

PLEASE, I AM BEGGING YOU,
PLEASE STOP FORWARDING
THIS EMAIL FROM TOM...

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Subject: Email From Tom

Myspace system is getting too
crowded!! We need you to forward
this to at least 20 people. I know
this seems like a large number, but
we need to find out who is really

using their account. If you do not
send this to at least 10 Myspace members,
we will delete your account. WARNING!

We want to find out which users are
actually using their Myspace accounts.
So if you are using your account,
please pass this email to every Myspace
user that you can. IF YOU DO NOT PASS this
letter to anyone we will delete your
account.

Sorry for this inconvenience.

-Tom
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People if you are forwarding this email.... PLEASE STOP!
Re-adjust your "Helmet" because your shortbus is leaving!

See this is the reason why I say, children should not wear
helmets. Children should be allowed to make a mistake.
Get hurt, and learn from those mistake. But no.....
These days we have safety helmets for everything!

Considering that the email I received had been forwarded over 100+ times.
No wonder so many people got scammed by Bernard Madoff.

"Don't be afraid of change...
I will show you the world without rules and controls,
without boundaries, where everything is possible!" - Neo (Matrix)
Keep It Real and....
©KEEP IT SQUISHY

Currently reading:
Scam-Proof Your Life: 377 Smart Ways to Protect You & Your Family from Ripoffs, Bogus Deals & Other Consumer Headaches (AARP)
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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Feb 17, Dooms Day! We're Forced to Convert to Digital TV
Current mood:

nervous
Category: News and Politics

Forget Y2K Scare....
Forget OnStar Knowing your Driving Habits...

Feb 17, 2009, we as humans give up our Freedoms
and go 100% Digital.

Just like in Star Trek, Terminator 3, and the Matrix...!
We are being forced to convert...

Ever wonder about the red lights in the front of your TV when it is
off? Humm....we can see pictures on the TV... what if, perhaps,
Big Brother can SEE YOU too through that same TV screen.

Digital, Techological, Artificial Intelligence.

REMEMBER, SQUISHY & (ROCKWELL) TOLD YA!
Somebody's watching me...!!!

Feb 17... will be a day of mourning for me!

NEXT TIME YOU LOOK AT YOUR TV....
Think?? Can someone see you?
Do you have a TV in the Bedroom? hummmm???

"Don't be afraid of change...(unless it's DTV)

I will show you the world without rules and controls,
without boundaries, where everything is possible!" - Neo (Matrix)
Keep It Real and....
©KEEP IT SQUISHY

Currently listening:
Somebody's Watching Me
By Beatfreakz
Release date: 2006-05-02

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Monday, February 16, 2009

Squishy has Diabetes, Side Effects include; Prostate Problems, E.D., and Tender Breasts
Current mood:

jolly

Medications have Side-Effects
Worse Than the Disease...!
Prostate Problems, Erectile Dysfunction, and Tender Breasts

As a therapist, we are taught to "Normalize" issues/problems that
patients/clients might be experiencing. (Normalizing: Help others
understand they aren't the only one with a certain condition and
others suffer from it too)

ANYHOW....

Most family, friends, and fans know that I have been living with
Diabetes since 2004. A simple A1C3 (blood test) showed that I have
Type 2 Diabetes. I heard about Diabetes on TV and I heard of other
people having Diabetes. But, Like everyone else I had a...
"If it doesn't effect me...then I really don't care" attitude.

However, as soon as the Dr. told me I had Type 2 Diabetes,
I thought my life was over. I thought needles, pain, blood, etc!

Gladly, I found out diabetes treatment has come a long way,
in the last few decades.

Luckily, I found out that diet, exercise, and certain medications can
keep my Diabetes under control. However, they didn't tell me the
SIDE-EFFECTS would be more than the disease itself.

Diabetes: def:

When the pancreas isn't producing sufficient amounts of insulin. Thus, insulin is not
used as it should be, glucose (sugar) can't get into the body's cells and cannot
create energy.

Type I: (5% of diabetics) Injections, Medications, Diet, Exercise
Type II: (95% of diabetics) Medications, Diet, Exercise

My Doctor Prescribed 3 Medications for my Type 2 Diabetes.

1) Metformin, to increase insulin
- diarrhea, nausea, and gas
- Erectile Dysfunction (E.D.)

2) Lipitor, High Cholesterol
- Pass brown or dark-colored urine
- Can cause breakdown of skeletal muscle tissue.
- Kidney failure
- Erectile Dysfunction (E.D.)

3) Doxazosin, High Blood Pressure
- feeling light-headed, fainting
- Decrease in Blood pressure
- Erectile Dysfunction (E.D.)

I may me alittle slow at times

.....But isn't that the...
"TRIFECTA of Erectile Dysfunction?"

Now I am having Erectile Dysfunction. Like thousands of other
25 Million Men with Diabetes. So I am wondering to myself,
is taking the Diabetes Medication worth having the Erectile Dysfunction?
Come on people.... Erectile dysfunction happens to men over like
50 or 60. Not under 40. This is Bullshit!

However, Doctor says, Good luck Squishy. These days, there
are 3 (miracle) medications for Erectile Dysfunction.
Viagra, Cialis, Levitra...!

I said, Doc, what happens if those 3 medications don't work for me?
He said, well, there is 1 other option... "Penile Injection"

I was like, BULLSHIT..... I ain't stickin' any needles in my wee-wee....
I would rather use 2 Popsicle Sticks and some Duck Tape!!!!

Fast Forward to Spring 2008

Well, I found out that my Type 2 Diabetes has now caused my "Prostrate" to act up!
Yes, you heard me right. "Prostrate" The one thing that all those heterosexual men
hate.

I have been diagnosed with (BPH) Beign Prostatic Hyperplasia.
Sounds ominous, but means... Prostate is enlarged around the Urethra
and making it hard to Urinate. Not cancerous.. but can be painful.

My Doctor has now put me on more medication....
This time.. Avodart!

Avodart Side Effects:
- Decreased Sex Drive (Libido)
- Impotence (E.D.)
- Tender Breasts

OMG, now I have tender breasts. Hell, the only tender breasts I want to see
is from KFC or Go-Chicken-Go!

I was like Doc, it's time to switch me to another, less tenderizing, medication.
So the Doctor switched me to.... Flomax.

Flomax Side Effects:
- Urinary Leakage
- Birth Defects
- Abnormal Ejaculation

OMG, now I have Urinary leakage. Hell, I am thinking about getting some DEPENDS.
I'm scared to touch Flomax. It says caution.. Women of child-bearing age should not
touch this medication for it may cause miscarriages or birth defects. Are you shitting
me.... Birth Defects...????

So Doc, what happen if I take the medication and a woman of child bearing age...
performs fellatio (BJ)? Can she still swallow or should she be told to spit?
I can see woman all over saying.... sorry, honey, the medication says,
I can't swallow, I have to spit!

Not only that.. but it says, Abnormal Ejaculation! I was so nervous....
because I didn't know what to expect. Was fire going to squirt out or something?

I wasn't sure..I mean what do I tell a woman to prepare for? So I decided to
masturbate a few times to see what.. "Abnormal Ejaculation" really meant.

First 12 times..... nothing different except "long distance shooting"

However, on the 13th time.. It happened...!!!!

I was on the last stroke and out came out a puff of smoke.

I am so tired of all of the medications and the side-effects....and have no libido,
I have no sex drive. It is a freakin nightmare...............I am Deeply Depressed.

Hence, my doctor prescribed me "Prozac!" And now add.....
prozac to the long list of medications that cause more Erectile Dysfunction.....

Bottom Line:

If anyone has any Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra, please give me some after
my stage performance so I can perform later in bed!

BTW - Forget all the dangerous and depressing side-effects these medications
cause......! I have found one medication that has little to no side-effects.

It stops my depression, keeps my blood pressure down,
and gives me back a sex drive...

Side-Effects include:
- Redness of Eyes
- Mild Paranoia
- Cotton Mouth

"Don't be afraid of change... I will show you the world without rules
and controls, without boundaries, where everything is possible!" - Neo (Matrix)
Keep It Real and....
©KEEP IT SQUISHY

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