Last month, as many of my readers might remember, I was fortunate enough to attend a Tori Amos show in Dusseldorf < Germany on a TNA night off. After Tori's show, while waiting with Awesome Kong for a potential meeting with Ms. Amos herself, Tori's tour manager asked me what size venues we were playing. I gave the matter a little though before replying, "we play to intimate audiences...in large venues."

Well, last night's comedy show in Worcester, Mass. may have been my most intimate show yet, with only a brave few dozen daring to set foot inside  the club. But, despite the small crowd, I think we gave everyone a show to truly enjoy. Bruce Prichard opened up the show with some great stories and dead on impersonations, and I really enjoyed trotting out new material to take for a ittle comedy ride. Sure, the small crowd could seem like a downer...IF it wasn't for the fact that I think we may really be on to something here. Look on this site in the next couple of days for video clips from the show.

I hope that many of you enjoyed my promo with Abyss tonight. I know I liked it. But next week is the show to watch, with the appearance of Super Dave Osbourne, the iconic comedy fixture, arriving at the Impact Zone to blatantly plug his upcoming Super Dave Spiketacular specials beggining November 14th. I have it on good faith that my big episode debuts on December 1st. But, let's not get ahead of ourselves. The Impact with Super is priceless, especially the vignette in my office with me, Super, JB and Jay Lethal. Trust me, it's good stuff.

Talk to you in a few.

Just a quick note to let everyone know that, due to the possibility of the Yankees winning the World Series, and the possible excitement/mayhem that could ensue, my November 2nd appearance at the Gotham Comedy Club in NYC may be postponed until a later date. I will let you know as soon as I hear something. But in the meantime, you can check out     ExtremeTotalComedy.com for an update.

Thanks alot. Enjoy the World Series. I know I, for one, wouldn't pay to see me with the Series outcome at stake.

Hey everyone. OK, so if the last entry was heartfelt and at least a little thought provoking, this one is just a basic plug for some upcoming shows. The first one is this coming Monday, November 2nd in New York City at the Gotham Comedy Club. There are two shows that night, at 7:00 and 9:00 pm, and I am planning on doing two completely different sets in case anyone wants to hang around for both. Colt Cabana will be on the bill as well, and it should be a fun time for all, though I'm wondering about the wisdom of doing two shows on a Monday night. I know that TNA is taping "Impact" on November 2nd, but because I had the show at Gotham booked first, I will be missing the TNA taping and doing the Gotham show as scheduled. I will, however, be at the November 3rd "Impact" taping. Here's a little more information.

Gotham Comedy Club
November 2, 2009  7:00 pm and 9:00 pm
208 W 23rd St, between 7th and 8th Ave
(212) 367-9000

I will also be appearing November 5th at Dick Doheryy's Comedy Escape in Worcester, Mass., where the fact that they misspelled my name on their website should bode well for me. Their number is (800) 401-2221

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On November 13th, I will be at the Manhattan Comedy Club in Middletown, NY. You can call them at (845) 356-4242


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Log onto the official tour website at:  TotalExtremeComedy.com


How's this for a coincidence? Two days ago, I dropped off a book at a local bookstore, asking the store manager if she could get the author who would be arriving for a book signing that evening to sign it for me. About ten minutes after returning home, I received a telephone call from Dixie Carter, telling me that TNA had just signed Hulk Hogan. The author who would be signing books later that evening? None other than the Hulkster.

I'll be in touch with everyone again soon. Thank for all your feedback.

I just returned from the big wrestling roast/convention in New Jersey, with some new experiences/stories/perspectives to share. These type of things are always a blast (well, not always, but I wasn't at that one at the Cow Palace) for guys who have been around the business, as it allows the chance for the guys and ladies in the business to reaquaint with old friends, meet some legends of the past, and perhaps, most importantly, share exagerrated stories of their wrestling prime.

I had a wonderful talk with Luna, who I hadn't seen in years, met the legendary Billy Robinson for the first time, and had a chance to speak with Kevin Sullivan, who was so instrumental in my early career, for the for the first time since the Benoit deaths in June, 2007. I only regret that I didn't have more time to talk with everyone, from Marc Lewin, to Oliver Humperdink, to Terri Runnels...even Al Snow. I had the early  autograph session today - from 9:30 am until about 1 pm, and had to leave almost immediately after. It wasn't until I got home, and looked at some of the autographs that had been procured for me in the WWE Encyclopedia (for a kid who has been a great help to me, not for me, even though it is a hell of a book) that I realized how many great stars had been at the convention in the room right next to me without my knowing it. Guys like Road Warrior Animal, Ken Patera, Ken Kennedy, Nikolai Volkoff, Rikishi, Matt Stryker, Marc Mero and many others. Plenty of Divas/Knockouts, too, like Sunny, Lillian, Miss Jaquiline, Jackie Gayda, Awesome Kong, Tara, and Nidia, as well as the First Lady of Wrestling, Missy Hyatt...who I will write a little more on in a moment. Sorry if I excluded anyone, and hey, while I'm at it, sorry to Marc Mero, for being way too rough on him in my first book. Marc was always a good guy, and apparantly the only problem I had with him was that he had the audacity to land a good contact in WWE about a week after I arrived with just the promise of an opportunity. Really not his fault.

Of course there was a raost as well, with the guest of honor, the legendary Texas Bronco/Middle Aged Crazy/Chainsaw Charlie/Hardcore Legend Terry Funk as the roastee. This was the first roast I'd ever attended, and I can't honestly say whether I'd attend another one. Don't get me wrong, it was fun. I enjoyed at least some of each roaster's comments, and some of the night was genuinely hillarious. I especially enjoyed personal Terry Funk stories from so many of the guys, and in some ways, found the simple, non-comical approach of Kevin Von Erich and Dennis Stamp to be among the evening's highlights. Superstar Graham unveiled a beautiful portrait of Terry that he had created; a great piece of artwork by a great artist. And I was flattered just to be up there on the stage with guys who had been witnesses to so much of the Funker's legendary carer: JJ Dillon, Bill Apter, Mike Graham, Kevin Sullivan, King Kong Bundy, New Jack, and Missy Hyatt, who was a great sport all night and absolutely killed with some of her jokes.

But to tell you the truth, I'm not a big fan of some of the meanness that seems to go hand in hand with these types of things. I really enjoyed the three professional comedians who were part of the roast, but man, I'm not sure that JR's Bell's Palsy, Magnum TA's paralysis, or Patrick Swayze's recent death from pancreatic cancer (Patrick and Terry were good fiends) are the stuff on which good times should be made. I realize that the guys are up there in front of a difficult crowd, trying to make people laugh, but damn, there seems to be so many good targets available that going to those type of comedy depths seems to be unnecesarry.

Their jokes about me, for example, were great; very funny, completely harmless, and not mean spirited at all. The stuff about Missy Hyatt, though, may have been a little bit of overkill. Each comedian's Missy stuff, on it's own was well written and well received. Collectively, though, it seemed to be overkill, like piling on a quarterback long after the whistle blows. Maybe they could have gotten together, exchanged notes, and agreed to take it a little easier on her.

Or maybe I just look at Missy a little differently because I was basically a kid when I met her in either late 1986, or early 1987, either way, about 23 years ago. I was absolutely nobody in the business, and she was Missy F'N Hyatt; a major star and the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen - and yet, she was never anything but wonderful to me.

I loved those days, back when I wasn't making any money, but doing my best every single night, and soaking up wisdom like a sponge from all of the stars from Bill Watts's old UWF who came through Ohio and West Virginia, when Cowboy Bill was trying to take advantage of his powerful UWF television show to expand outside of his traditional Mid-South territory, which was showing signs of strain due to the faltering economy in the region.

Those shows with the UWF guys were the first signs I recieved that the wrestling stuff I'd gotten myself into might actually turn into something. And I only felt that way because of the encouragement I received from the stars who came through: Terry Taylor, Chris Adams, Buddy Roberts, Ice Man King Parsons, Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert, and the inimitable Missy Hyatt. Praise and advice from big stars was rare and appreciated. But kindness from a beautiful woman was an altogether new experience for me...and one I've never forgotten.

Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to have been in the company of so many beautiful women for so long. It's just kind of become an accepted perk of being part of WWE or TNA. I count so many of them among my good friends in wrestling, and as I mentioned in the last book I published, have counted on so many of the girls to help bring smiles to kids who don't often have reason to smile. And they have never let me down. I'm practically surrounded by the kindness of beautiful women these days. But Missy was the first.

Twenty three years is a long time. A long time since Missy walked into that little dressing room in Hundred, West Virginia in her full length mink, and got her first glimpse of the future hardcore legend; squatting on a toilet that had no actual stall - just a plain white bowl for all to admire. I guess after such a long time, it's only natural to start taking people for granted. I think the wrestling world as a whole has been taking Missy for granted for a while now. She's a colorful character with a colorful past, which makes her an easy target for jokes. And she takes the jokes well. But Missy herself is not a joke. As Terry Funk and I agreed today, she's practically an institution in our business. And she deserves to be treated as such.

Thanks to everyone who showed up at the Brokerage. It was a fun experience in the intimate confines of a classy establishment. The handful of younger kids in attendance kept the night at the PG-13 level, which seemed to be ok with everyone. I tried a few new things, felt a little stupid from time to time, but managed to enjoy myself -especially with all 4 Foley children (not to mention Mrs Foley) in attendance. I believe I will be announcing a few more comedy dates tomorrow, while guesting on "Night Calls" with Christy Canyon, from 7-10 est. Should be fun, if slightly embarrassing from time to time.

Than it's Bound for Glory time-time to put all the comedy away for a little while in order to gear up for a classic hard-core battle. I know I've been a little tough on Abyss, but he's about as tough as they come, and I know he's going to do whatever it takes to make a lasting impression on TNA fans. I just hope I can match his dedication and mental outlook.

Hey everyone - just a last minute reminder about my appearance at the Brokerage Comedy Club in Bellmore, on Long Island tonight. I don't think there has been much advertising done, so there is a good chance you will get a very good seat for the event. It is open to people of all ages, and the $20 admission includes a free signed 8x10. Hope to see a few of you out there at 7 pm

BROKERAGE COMEDY CLUB
2797 Merrick Rd
Bellmore, NY 11710
(516) 781-LAFF
brokerage.ning.com

Sure, there's alot going on in TNA and the wrestling world. Unfortunately, I don't have time to get into all/any of that now. Instead, I'll just plug a personal appearance at the Brokerage Comedy Club on October 15th, from 7-9 pm. Wait, let me word that a little more boldly.


BROKERAGE COMEDY CLUB
2797 MERRICK RD
BELLMORE, NY 11710
(516) 781-LAFF
brokerage.ning.com

7-9 PM

This is an event suitable for all ages, and will consist of some storytelling (hopefully humorous, but I can't guarentee anything) a Q&A , and an autograph session. Admission is $20, and includes 1 free autographed item. In structure, it will be alot more like the talks I have given at colleges, without any emphasis on education. I'll make sure the language isn't too bad, and will do my best to make sure that everyone has a good time. Doing this type of thing is alot of fun and I'm glad to say that I will be announcing another several comedy dates in the next week, probably Friday. Hope to see some of you out there on the road.

Allright, I guess I can talk a little wrestling as long as I'm here, especially with "Bound for Glory" coming up in only nine days. I think I've done some pretty cool stuff building this match, and even though I've been pretty tough on Abyss verbally, I think it has brought out the best in his character. I have no doubt that he's going to want to tear the roof off the joint in Irvine, California, and I know  I'll have to be pretty close to my best if I want to keep pace.

I will be doing a couple of big media days for BFG, which will include an October 13 appearance on Opie and Anthony, as well as other radio, some print and a little television. On Friday, October 16, I believe I will be appearing on Playboy radio's "Night Calls with Christy Canyon" at 9PM eastern; always a memorable, if sometimes uncomfortable experience.

That's all for now - see you at the Brokerage, or BFG...or somewhere on the road.

Look, I know the facts in this case don't look good for me. I know that Awesome Kong accompanied me to the Tori Amos show in Dusseldorf - we even got a chance to speak with Ms Amos after the show. I know there are rumors circulating around that I sang a German love song to Kong after the show in Hannover in an attempt to woo her away from Brother Devon, with whom she had shared an extended lip lock during the main event match-up. And I know that, in an attemp to heal my emotional pain, Ms Velvet Sky engaged me in a spirited game of "motorboat" and that I declared undying love to each of her breasts.

BUT OTHER THAN THAT; i BELIEVE MY BEHAVIOR ON THIS TRIP HAS BEEN EXEMPLARY. I hope some of you get reports about the main event in Hannover, because it truly was one of the most fun matches I've been involved with. One more day in Switzerland, then one more in Ireland, before returning home to the Impact Zone, where I'm pretty sure some heavy stuff will go down in preperation for Bound for Glory.

Thank you to everyone who responded to my last update. I didn't want to leave all of you with such a downer of a blog, so I thought I'd leave a quick message of a slightly lighter sort.

I'm in Nurenburg, Germany now, getting primed for my big return. It should be fun - I think I'm going to pull Velvet's pants down...and get paid for it. Not a bad job.

As I mentioned before, I think many of you are going to enjoy the in-ring promo I do with Abyss next week. I've been thinking about it, and really do believe it's one of the best things I've been part of in a long time. I'm really excited to see where the next few weeks of TV will take us. Plus, I think I've got an idea that will make post Bound For Glory Impacts essential viewing.,  I have always felt like fans will enjoy something if they know I'm enjoying being part of it. And believe me, I will enjoy being part of this.

I know alot of you felt bad about what happened to me last week. I appreciate it. I would like to point out that Stony Brook University has been very helpful in the aftermath; expressing great sympathy for my situation and working hard to find out who the perpetrator was.

Just three days until my Tori Amos show in Dusseldorf. So I get to pull down Velvet's pants, see Tori Amos on the same tour, and get paid? Pretty cool. Pretty, pretty, pretty pretty, pretty cool.