(a text update sent from nathan Explosion's DETHPHONE)

hey. fuckers. 9

We're currenltyl doihgfg overdfubs for he next record that shouldsd be out this Fall... it's going to be more brutaler and epic-er than99 the last one. .. fukng serious&.

Bt get fucking ready!!!!8

fuckc.

My throsyt is bleedhng from singing,,

Fall 09 is goinfs to be a dripping wtih METAL9!!!!!!!!

gp die.

Nahsn Explion

AND A MESSAGE FROM CREATOR BRENDON SMALL:

Hey guys.

I'm so incredibly busy right now writing producing DETHKLOK SEASON III and finishing the DETHALBUM II that I needed to take what may be the coolest vacation I will have taken. I'll be playing a few select cities on the east cost with Paul Green's ROCK SCHOOL- if you haven;t seen the documentary check it out.

It'll basically be me and a bunch of bad ass 11- 17 year olds playing music that I really dig- and sure we'll throw in a couple dethklok song to tide you over until the next tour/album. I should remind everybody this isn't a dethklok show- Just me and some kids having a blast!

If you come early I will be doing a Q & A with fans (totally open to the public)

one of these bands will play (and I'm told they're great)

Tragedy: A Metal Tribute to the Bee Gees. Playing DC, NYC, Philly, and Foxboro
Misstallica: All girl tribute to Metallica, playing NYC
Queen Diamond: All girl tribute to King Diamond, playing philly

and then me and the ROCK SCHOOL kids play.

I really hope to see you guys there!

I am really looking fwd to just shutting up and playing some guitar!

CONTACT THE VENUES FOR TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!!

Brendon.

Here are the dates/ venues:

Monday March 30th
Washington DC
930 Club
http://www.930.com/

Tuesday March 31
West Chester PA
The Note
http://thenotewc.com/

Thursday April 2nd
Foxboro, MA
Showcase Live
www.ShowcaseLive.com

Friday April 3rd
NYC, NY
BB KINGS
http://www.bbkingblues.com/

Sunday April 5th
Philadelphia, PA
The Trocadero
www.TheTroc.com

TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT on [adult swim]

BLACK FIRE UPON US- THE HALF HOUR SEASON FINALE.

Beware because the times are about to get very very dark.

Tonight you will learn will learn many things.

You will learn of your vulnerability.

You will learn of danger.

And you will learn how to suck your own dick.

And is it true that one of us will die?

Watch what people are calling the BEST episode of all the seasons!

Check it out fuckers.

and then go die.

In the meantime stay tuned because we will have news of the release of new "things".

But before that- watch. then die.

See you soon.

NATHAN EXPLOSION

METALOCALYPSE CO CREATOR BRENDON SMALL TO JUDGE AT GUITAR PLAYER MAGAZINE GUITAR SUPERSTAR EVENT in SAN FRANCISCO 9/13/08 8PM.

September 13 at San Francisco's legendary Great American Music Hall.

The event is like a guitar competition with real guitars- not "guitar hero" controllers(not that there's anything wrong with that). The show's going to be great. The competitors can really play their asses off!

but here's the coolest thing- check out who the other judges are!!!!

Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Elliot Easton, and George Lynch as well as host Andy Summers. And yes Brendon Small.

Details are here: http://guitarplayer.com/article/dont-dare-miss/Aug-08/86099

Come by and check it out.

Then go die.

Nathan Explosion

DETHKLOK IS COMING BACK TO THE FILLMORE IN SF THIS MONDAY JUNE 9th

The Thursday, June 5 show has been rescheduled for Monday, June 9.

All tickets for the original date will be honored. Refunds are available at the place of purchase.

THE SHOW STARTS at 7:30!

SF Show at the FILLMORE CANCELLED BECAUSE OF FIRE:

Last night June 6th a small electrical fire stopped the show stopped the DETHKLOK show from happening- everyone was evacuated safely and most importantly NO ONE WAS hurt.

The band was ready and excited to play especially because the Fillmore is an amazing and legendary kick ass venue. Ultimately the cops/fire department deemed the situation unsafe to perform and cancelled the show- not the band, not the venue but the cops. The band was incredibly disappointed to find they couldn't play. But again most importantly NOBODY GOT HURT.

The people in suits are trying to find out what to do- hopefully there will be a rescheduled show. do please check with THE FILLMORE'S website as they will be posting news as it comes to them.

Thanks to all the fans who remained incredibly cool, collected, and understanding during a possibly dangerous situation.

Sincerely,

Charles Offdensen

Brendon Small (and possibly Tommy Blacha) will be guests on CHAOS WITH FULL METAL JACKIE tonight 5/18! The show airs on Indie 103.1 FM (Los
Angeles/Orange County) Sunday nights from 10pm-Midnight PST and streams online at www.indie1031.com

AND DON'T FORGET NEW EPISODES START TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT ON ADULT SWIM!

Listen, watch, die.

Nathan Explosion

"THUNDERHORSE" TRANSCRIBED IN JUNE 2008 GUITAR WORLD MAGAZINE

Thunderhorse is transcribed in Guitar World Magazine!

So now all of you who want to know how SKWISGAAR plays it- get the magazine!

It's the one with SLASH and JOE PERRY on the cover.

Check it out. Learn it. And yes. . . . Go die.

Nathan Explosion

THATS RIGHT FUCKERS-

DETHKLOK IS GOING ON TOUR

COME AND SEE US

with CHIMAIRA and SOILENT GREEN



http://www.ticketmaster.com/dethklok
password: duncanhills



6/2/08 Roseland Theatre Portland, OR
6/3/08 Showbox SODO Seattle, WA
6/5/08 The Fillmore San Francisco, CA
6/6/08 Wiltern Theatre Los Angeles, CA
6/7/08 House of Blues – Las Vegas Las Vegas, NV
6/8/08 House of Blues – San Diego San Diego, CA
6/10/08 Marquee Theatre Tempe, AZ
6/11/08 Sunshine Theater Albuquerque, NM
6/12/08 Gothic Theatre Englewood, CO
6/14/08 First Avenue Minneapolis, MN
6/15/08 Liberty Hall Lawrence, KS
6/16/08 House of Blues – Chicago Chicago, IL
6/17/08 Clutch Cargos Pontiac, MI
6/19/08 House of Blues - Cleveland Cleveland, OH
6/20/08 Kool Haus Toronto, ONT
6/21/08 MTL Festival Montreal, QC
6/22/08 Town Ballroom Buffalo, NY
6/24/08 The Palladium Worcester, MA
6/25/08 Nokia Theater Times Square New York, NY
6/26/08 Ram's Head Live Baltimore, MD
6/27/08 Theater of Living Arts Philadelphia, PA
6/29/08 House of Blues – South Carolina N. Myrtle Beach, SC
6/30/08 Hard Rock Live Orlando, FL
7/1/08 Jannus Landing St. Petersburg, FL
7/2/08 Tabernacle Atlanta, GA
7/4/08 Meridian Houston, TX
7/5/08 House of Blues - Texas Dallas, TX
7/6/08 La Zona Rosa Austin, TX

Buy your tickets, see the show and then go and die.

Nathan Explosion.

SEASON 2 OF METALOCALYPSE RELAUNCHED APRIL 6TH 2008 midnight on [adult swim]!

Thanks everyone for patiently waiting!

We will begin airing episode 1 os Season 2! AND we have a ton of episodes for you!

I will have more DETHKLOK news to annouce very very soon. . .

But first do me the pleasure of going and being dead.

Nathan Explosion

DETHKLOK CEATORS as guests on CHAOS w/ Full Metal Jackie THIS SUNDAY 103.1 FM

Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha will be guests on CHAOS WITH FULL METAL JACKIE, which airs on Indie 103.1 FM (Los Angeles/Orange County CA) Sunday nights from 10pm-Midnight PST! The show also streams online @ www.indie1031.com.

Check it out and go die.

Nathan Explosion.

Stay tuned because there will be new news about relaunching season 2 in April (20 new episodes) THE DETHTOUR and the NEW RECORD.

But still first go die. . .